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iwatch pls ignore them.

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Symptoms of incurable Heartbreak.

Brymo:
to cheat, is to violate rules. I'm pretty sure from d story that d rules of their sex lives should be void of toys. You haven't seen situations, where a partner is caught watching porn alone is tagged as 'cheating' ?

What are you? A grandpa?

So I guess witnessing a birth is not that terrible after all.

lepasharon:
He's back to his runs !

Shebi he's single Na.

Make he no toast woman again?

With the right man for you, you don't have to do that.

Favolly:
Hi Wellong,

I just feel I won't be able to achieve as much as I would have if it were just me.

I mean, even if i get to marry the most perfect man in the world, wifely roles are wifely roles. I just see myself relegating all my dreams and aspirations.
I'm not one of those people who believe that marrying and raising children is the key to fulfilment in life. I think there's so much more to life than just that.

Around me, I see wives and mothers quitting their jobs to run the homestead. They look happy on the outside, but I dont believe they are actually content

For me, this just totally outweighs the good parts

I may be wrong sha

Phema:
I might as well speak for him.

Because the more easily a man gets laid, the gooder he becomes while the more easily a lady gets laid, the badder she becomes.

Yea, the world works in mysterious ways.

Funny dude.

From his story, he doesn't want anything to do with the girl. From day one.
She was just a fling that pushed herself on him.

Yet he's surprised she kept the child from him.
Doesn't it make sense if she thought that he would reject the baby hence her not telling him.

brocode:
If you gat your game up, you can get laid in less than 3hours of conversation. That doesnt mean u re bad, it means you are man enough. BAD would have been going one round at least when we got to our destinations before we part ways.

Yet you're the good guy and she's the bad one.
Why is that so?

This is just too funny.

Roland17:
Final outcome..to make moi moi no easy oooo..I don tire..

Good job

Phema:
In my opinion, Nigeria is morally better than the US.

There is a difference between hiding to do what you know will be frowned upon and doing same with impunity. MHO.

Nigerians hide to do bad things?
Not in my experience.
In fact bad is the normal in many cases I've seen with my naija brethren.

Brymo:
bottom line, he was meant to b d one doin d 'thrusting' not a machine. She cheated, neighbor or no neighbor. If i was d one, way too disapntd, i tut she cud talk to me, she's my wife for God's sake.

Cheated with a Love Machine?

Glock8:
It's obvious there is some between dbking and herzumpther.. but this iwatch guy is not helping the situation.. see how he is referring everybody to babyosisi' thread so people can read and keep on gossiping.

It's not the first time someone get busted on nl...if you lie, be ready to face the consequences. The deed done.. people should move on.

Well whatever it is that's between them which makes him behave like a m0r0n on public forum, he deserves to be called out for it.
If they had a misunderstanding, he should be mature and keep it where it belongs. In private.
Not behaving like some primary school girl that can't move on when a friendship (or whatever it is) fails.
I know how guys like him behave and even if you called herz out for posting a fake pic, when people are criticising her genuinely, we will know.
But when it's malicious, it is also very glaring.
He's maliciously hiding behind your post to pour more venom on her even though she's been ignoring him from thread to thread.
Haba.

Yea people should move.
But she deactivated and they are still talking about it. Moving on indeed.
These nairalanders wey gossip dey sweet like sugar. Whether true or false.

Glock8:
Instead of you to talk some sense into your friend. You are busy here yarning nonsense. Is it by force to tell the whole world your story .. Abeg guy, move on!

I don't think he supports her posting fake pics.
Neither do I though.
If you were on that thread, you'll understand

iwatch:
lol, I know that handle na. The guy is purely jobless. I saw where he was going from thread to thread to blackmail you. What could have led to that if not joblessness? If someone had something to do, would he have the time to go about with such nonsense?

really? Lol.

No time sha

Chillis:
i love how the akara looks smooth and crunchy.

how did you manage to make it so smooth?

Because I did not snap the ones that were shaped like amoeba?.

I noticed that if I put them when the oil is hot, the shape stays together.
And don't let your mix be too watery or it will spread and not ball up.


Still I made a few mistakes. Just didn't snap this ones.

Lol.

You didn't see the way he turned on me when I told him to stop harassing the girl? He suddenly knows all my secrets.
I can bet you he was the same person (with another moniker) that started all those insults relating to her marriage proposal.

That's how they turn quiet peaceful nairalanders into quarrelsome folks
Fine I'm not supporting her posting pics from the internet but I just know he's using the opportunity to vent on other matters weighing heavily on his heart.

Na their way .

iwatch:
go to babyosis thread and see what has been going. You can click through my handle to get there. DBKing is out for her. Anything that has to do with herz. He will comment and attack her. So shameful of a man.

iwatch:
I wonder. DBking dey follow her yansh everywhere. What did this herz do to you that you keep hunting her up and down. I did follow this thread and this same person had often posted from Kitchen including where she pounded yam etc. So just one mistake people came hard on her. I had to follow this DBking down here who thinks and act like woman attacking everyone, especially female folks, without realising what he is doing to himself.

I want to send a warning to every lady on nairaland to steer clear of this DBking, he may use a different handly later, if you do mistake meet him offline, he will come on nairaland to disgrace. As you can see his post, Herz mistake was getting to meet him offline.

What did he do for her that is making him feel like a god for goodness sake? A people spend millions yet they don't even act like anything happened.-- that's maturity.

People like these are the reason why so many Nairaland ladies turn down meeting people here.

It's just so childish with the way a so called MAN acts like childish rabid *****. Later he will enter cococandy.

Only DBKing knows their secret, what could have led to this if not for sake of granting someone you thought was normal and matured access to meet you?

A word is enough for the wise ladies out there. Be warned. If this means not meeting any Nairaland guy, please do so for your own safety.

From what I have seen, he has other handles. There is nothing wrong about that. But getting close to people with one handle, after gaining trust and letting you into their life, you use another handle to start blackmailing them.

For what exactly?

Mtchew.

People making problems for themselves when they actually have none.
You're not happy it's not the neighbor instead of the vibratorr.?

LordReed:
I am sure she's already seen more "innocence removing" things on the Internet. An education in the way the real world works is good for teenagers, it should get their heads out of the clouds a bit.

Getting her head out of the clouds.
Lol.
Most definitely.
She doesn't need anyone to tell her now that sex comes won't responsibilities.

I'm still a bit old fashioned about some things though so it's the part where she gets to see her mom nayked that makes me uncomfortable.

I mean for her age.

Yea maybe she had a point.
There could be arguments in favor of her POV which I might agree with

Still. Ermm. I'm uncomfortable about it.
13? Seems too young for that loss of innocence IMO.

sweetorgasms:
what are u feeling like? 'JESUS CHRIST?

If I had superpowers that's who I'd feel like.

Make the world a better place.

Eradicate all forms of oppression,injustice and discrimination.
Give people love in their hearts.

.

Chai. This lie is wearing raincoat.

Here's mine.

Washington.

It's one world people. We are one

^^^^ True

Misplaced priorities

Meanwhile, the event Buhari eventually attended in place of the one on the insurgency was not only poorly attended but was full of protocol breeches, as the president was already seated before other speakers started strolling in.

chronique:
I'm in naija. I won't be able to dedicate much time to cooking as such,and do not think oi can cope with making banga soup. It's a lot of work. Just a list of food combinations a bachelor can make do with without too much stress. Thanks.

I don't know what else to suggest.
Most of them that I know would still be considered stressful since banga is stressful.
Like edikaikong or afang.

What about oha soup? With whole wheatmeal fufu? That's a bit easier than those other ones.

I'd suggest you load up and mixed veggies, eggs and meat/fish. (If you have electricity to keep them safe)
That way, you can make simple dinners of steak, eggs and veggies sometimes. That's healthy and easy to make.

Try fish peppersoup too. It's not hard to make.
Look recipes up on http://www.allnigerianrecipes.com/soups/

With basic stuff, you can add one a two tweaks at different times and come up with something somewhat different than the last meal.

If you really want that variety, you'll have to dedicate more time to the kitchen. It's not easy.

You can do takeout too if you don't have time to cook always.

Add sandwiches to the mix as breakfast some times. Easy to make.