₦airaland Forum

Chillisauce:
Wetin happen? Pimple do You for face ?

Ipledge:
then u hate the country so much,Gej perform far below expectation

*please don't bring "d devil will know is better than the angel we don't know "

moca:
Bia this lady,so u dey eat local shiken?
Ur teeth na real iron

Chillisauce:
Hubby is an expat. He does it only on barbecue. Medium cooked.

No much ingredients, just black pepper and salt. Not good when it's spicy .
Here is a pic of the one he made on a fete.
It's duck !


For your steak, make sure it's not well cooked, if not the meat becomes hard to chew.

Meat half cooked is softer and easier to eat. And good juice from the blood

Only eat medium cooked steak where the food is controlled. No try am for Nigeria o.

Sophyrocks:
Keep on asking and it shall be given unto you.

Seriously, make sure you discuss this with her. Assure her that you wont look at her differently if she starts to demand for it. That you do like it or perhaps it turns you on when she does. You have to switch on the romantic side of you in order to switch on the romantic side of her. Make sure she is not stressed up because stress can switch off the buttons in a woman. Also childbirth reduces libido in some women so she may fall into this category. If she is overwhelmed with too much chores in the home especially chores of caring for the kids, better start being supportive and lessen the burden for her. When she is not stressed, its easy to set the mood for s.ex.

Ipledge:
lol I no go abuse you,Sheybi u no dey d country to know that he is a failure.

njokusboy:
treat the child as you would yours, don't give her any hard work, she can be playing with your kid during the day but don't expect her to wake up by 12 midnight abeg

Ipledge:
gej is just mumu to woman and nothing more

jaybee3:
Hmmmmmm


Is he a god that they are meant to be worshiping?

Let's even assume he wanted to say they aren't meant to be just pounding yam but surely he could have put his damn point across in a clear and concise manner

I wonder how he communicates with his wife

AUSVINS:
Am I missing something here?57years old woman and 60years old man going to carnival,then having sex.you want to be like young people.FOOLS

dein77:
Bro, these folks bullied me today...no be small.

dein77:
Good morning, my good people.

As I type, I'm still in the office; just concluded my night duty.
Around 1157pm, late last night, I received an urgent and somehow troubling call from my wife.

He said, she was awakened to consciousness by the loud shout from our son; our first child. Frantically, she rushed down to their room, and grabbed him, and pampered him. She said his bladder was full, and wanted to use the toilet.

But the shocking thing was that, she didn't meet our house help, an 11-year old in their room. She became troubled and headed straight to the sitting room, where she found her standing alone in the dark sitting room. He looked shocked and confused as my wife quietly sneaked into the parlour and put on the light.
This singular event has created some confusion in the house.

What was she doing alone in the dark? At that odd hour?

She told my wife she had gone to use the toilet. But why would she stand in the dark, all alone, and unconcerned with the scream from our son?

She was employed to assist us in the home.

Brethren, I'm a little bothered. A little troubled. My kids are very important to us, and their safety must be ensured at all times.

What should I do when I get him? Am I being fearful? What should I do?

Please, your inputs are welcome.

Thanks, and Shalom.

dein77:
For all intents and purposes, I'm grateful for all your comments concerning this matter. This matter is considered dead in my mind. I didn't even raise it when I got home this morning. Following popular comments, I want to believe she was sleepwalking, and whatever that happened was just a mere coincidence. Nothing more.

However, I also have learned some lessons from this thread today. Brutal lessons. One is that, especially on a faceless forum as this, most people form opinions about us solely on our WORDS. Once we type them, they are gone out, and no amount of modifications can alter the initial opinions held my audience.

Another is the fact that most people enjoy selfish criticism than asking for more details from a poster so as to make informed decisions. That's life. Despite all the efforts I made to clarify my position, most people still continued the bashing.....probably it concealed their own esteem issues...people are deeply complex. Aisha2 mouth na fire......

Kudos to those who, while making their observations, we're still able to see my point of view. Thanks for all the objective ones. Una do well.

Also, I learned even ladies do BULLY guys. I was literally bullied, insulted and disrespected today mostly my ladies. ..well, they are a more detailed folks. .Una get mouth ehhh! !

Lastly, I discovered nothing can be more painful and frustrating than having one's words totally MISCONSTRUED, and then a wrong conclusion drawn. I promise to be more empathic with others in my life henceforth.

Real matter: With every fibre in me, I hate and condemn CHILD LABOUR. It's a breach of child rights. But our ward's case ( using the more dignify in word) isn't child labour. She's doesn't receive any PAY, neither do our parents. She attends one of the best schools in my area in PH; eats exactly what we all eat; goes to bed we all do; enjoys all the rights and privileges our kids do enjoy. We intend she grows up with us, and finish our University education from our home. Patience is a daughter to us. Her mum comes visiting almost every month. .....

I think a ward attending a school worth 45K every term is pretty well treated.

So, I really mean well for her. I watch and read news about Child labour. And I give my soprano voice against it.....

With these few lines of mine, I should be able to convince the nobles and open-minded that our daughter ISNT a househelp in the sense we all think.

Shalom, and God bless you all.......Kudos to my RCCG folks. Don't give up the fast; get the lamp burning; let love reign.

clevvermind:
Here are the top ten most pretty romancelanders every guy including myself would wish to kiss. Any guy that says otherwise is a liar and the truth is not in him.


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Who should be the tenth person?

Daniel058:
VASELINE IS MADE FROM petroleum, Palm kernel oil FROM PALM KERNEL, SO IS OLIVE OIL made from olive seed and GROUNDNUT OIL from groundnut... Pls, FROM WHAT SEEDS COMES THE Anointing oil........

Miami11:
I wish my husband's family were appreciative of his help, in a family of 21 kids two wives he is the fifteenth kid not the eldest. He has brought two siblings to US. His older brother has 12 kids with no job and my husband took over the education of one of his kids his wife refused family planning so am afraid he will pick the responsibility for this family. I don't mind helping but some is too much for our family.
when his mother visited as he complained about another older brother that is a teacher pursuing bachelors degree that he needed help.ain't this too much burden on as.

babyosisi:
One sharp carnal pastor fit cash in and put im own poster beside it to say," but if that is your style try our church down the street,come as you are to the oasis of love no 7 Awolowo road"

Truckpusher:
Warm water with some mixture of something I can't really remember for now just to soften the poopoo and free the little child from pains and agony.

soulglo:
You can still buy enemas today but they are usually disposable. The one in the picture is not disposable. I am almost sure that not every person in the family had their own designated enema. Over using enemas could actual have serious consequences. It might seem like just putting fluids in the rectum to force out waste but it can have deadly consequences especially for little kids

Truckpusher:
It doesn't work that way.

That little technology actually helped children that were having constipation and it does work perfectly . That piece of equipment was available to Nigerians in the early and late 80s, though I have no idea if they are still using it these days.

Truckpusher:
Please explain o......