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Romance › Re: ! by cococandy(f): 8:59am On Sep 15, 2014
toby2: I really still dnt know wats intimidatin bout ur beautiful eyes. If u werent married, and i was ready to date, i wnt mind askin u out. Even if u frown or look intimidatin (as dey say) frm now till tomorrow, i will dissolve it.
Aloralord1: Not to me though. Like what I saw on ur profile..
smiley smiley smiley thanks guys
Family › Re: If Your Partner Hits You ONE Time, Would You Leave Or Stay? by cococandy(f): 8:07pm On Sep 14, 2014
You be my oga. Darling how can I hit you?
alutacontinua: If my wife hits me ONCE, we're done! cool
Family › Re: If Your Partner Hits You ONE Time, Would You Leave Or Stay? by cococandy(f): 8:01pm On Sep 14, 2014
I know if I said I'll up and leave the first time,many people would be like ha what happened to forgiveness bla bla.
True I'm big on forgiveness o.
But hitting is very different and even if I don't leave that first time,it might eventually lead to the loss of something very vital in the union which could result also in leaving.

I'm saying this because I see myself as very precious to my husband.he would walk the length of the earth for me kiss kiss
Anything that will make him turn around and treat me like the enemy by hitting me,means that the problem is even bigger than the hitting itself.


Hard to say. But I'm very sure that even if the first time is resolved,the second time will be the final time.
But once is ALWAYS enough.
For almost every case.
Family › Re: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by cococandy(f): 7:48pm On Sep 14, 2014
cheesy
edwife: @cococandy grin grin grin


oh! they are here grin ;


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Family › Re: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by cococandy(f): 7:46pm On Sep 14, 2014
grin
Lmao. Nigerian women are blessed. So are the nigerian men. He's treating me like a nigerian woman SHOULD be treated : kiss
Dygeasy: abi na...

Fine o. We thank God. Everybody dey.

How oga? Hope he's not treating you like a Nigerian woman tongue
Family › Re: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by cococandy(f): 7:33pm On Sep 14, 2014
Dygeasy dude how na?
It have tey. smiley

How academia family et al.?
Dygeasy: Apparently FEMINISM grin
Family › Re: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by cococandy(f): 7:29pm On Sep 14, 2014
grin
carefreewannabe: grin grin grin grin grin

Mind your language young lady tongue
Family › Re: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by cococandy(f): 7:26pm On Sep 14, 2014
EfemenaXY: Coco, which one be 'F" word again? lipsrsealed
You don't know the old F word that musn't be mentioned in full?
You must be old school cheesy

Well feminism has taken it's place.
To avoid giving some ppl high B.P,henceforth use the F in it's place.



#trolling
Fashion › Re: Lingerie! A Must Have! by cococandy(f): 7:22pm On Sep 14, 2014
I might try that kinky stuff in the near future when I want to go all natural and save time as well.
Chillisauce: @cococandy,would have done it but im doing my kinky hair. Took me a long time to get my length, i dare not cut it. at least not now.

did something close in university days (anita B or something like that). Too much salon time too
Fashion › Re: Lingerie! A Must Have! by cococandy(f): 6:57pm On Sep 14, 2014
It sure will. I know this because whenever I want to go something close to it,I use gel to mat one side of my hair and use my weave on the other side. Gives the same look.
And always gets me plennnty compliments wink

But I'm not daring enough yet to totally scrape the one side.
Chillisauce: the hair style will suit you sha.
Family › Re: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by cococandy(f): 6:54pm On Sep 14, 2014
It is called obsession.
You hate something but can't stop mentioning it.
Funny thing is you rarely see feminists start the F word banter. It's usually the anti-s who won't let anyone read a line out of a paragraph without stumbling on the F word.

Yea that's new F word
To hell with the former F word cheesy
thandii1: even after educating him, he's still displaying his ignorance proudly.

By the way, if anyone needs to have over a thousand mentions in a day, the person should just open a new handle -feminist\feminism. The rate at which this word is being mentioned here in this section is insane. I thought if you don't care about a movement\ideology, you ignore it? But not with the folks here, they hate feminism so much they dream, eat, and breathe it. They just can not resist the urge to mention it inappropriately on every thread.

Loosen up boys, at least pretend to enjoy it since it was written by a man, sorry a feminist-man .undecided

Nice article anyway, made me laugh a lot and yeah, many valid instances.

Take for example rape, no matter the circumstance, some beasts in the society still find a way to remind the victim she brought it upon herself with her provocative dressing, some say leaving home as early as 6.00am to fend for yourself (and in most cases family) is an invitation to be raped. For a 6year old, it could be that she is lying against the rapist, and for an 18 year old, she wanted it, if not she could have fought the rapist and escaped.
Fashion › Re: Lingerie! A Must Have! by cococandy(f): 6:49pm On Sep 14, 2014
This thread is back
Oh yea
Family › Re: How To Be A Nigerian Woman By Elnathan John by cococandy(f): 6:40pm On Sep 14, 2014
Edwife eh grin
Choi your gifs no be here.
You just have to teach me how u make them.
I've tried and failed.



@ topic,though mildly exaggerated, most of it is true.
All of them would have been true 50yrs back.
There is progress though but meninists aren't happy cheesy


That's why Nigerian feminists like us have to be careful to avoid being poisoned or shot to death by folks who'll die first before admitting that man and woman are equal. grin cheesy


N/B I totally sidelined the satire.
Who cares?
Family › Re: Is It Right To Beat Your Child?- NFL Player Deactivated For Beating His Son by cococandy(f): 4:22pm On Sep 14, 2014
The more people are punished harshly for beating on those physically weaker than them,the better world it will turn out to be kiss
Family › Re: Is It Right To Beat Your Child?- NFL Player Deactivated For Beating His Son by cococandy(f): 4:21pm On Sep 14, 2014
The good days are finally here cheesy smiley
Romance › Re: ! by cococandy(f): 11:52am On Sep 14, 2014
Olusanya333: Wish u a happy Home then.

thanks a lot.

Though you look fresh sha

uhm that's the idea. wink marry while still fresh

but still kinda intimidating

I don't know about that. smiley.
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Must Swear To God -- Or Leave US Air Force by cococandy(f): 11:47am On Sep 14, 2014
No you don't get it.

No one is asking anyone to stop swearing by God. They are asking to be allowed to swear by an alternative phrase which suits them while those who believe in God can keep swearing by God.

Is that too hard to grab?
TrollMan: Good, I like your choice of words.
Perfect blend without irritation.

But here comes the part you don't understand about this ish. Say It's a tradition to Americans to swear by God, that's what I know.

Now someone comes along and says No, you've got to change that, that's not possible for me to say it.

Okay so who's enforcing one's opinion here?
Christianity Etc › Re: Atheist Must Swear To God -- Or Leave US Air Force by cococandy(f): 9:53am On Sep 14, 2014
If I were God,I wouldn't even want anyone who doesn't believe in me to be forced to swear by me.

What's with humans and always trying to force their opinions on others?
Family › Re: Married Woman Inlove With A Married Man by cococandy(f): 9:34am On Sep 14, 2014
If only you knew what he's like behind closed doors.
You'll see he may not be better than your husband. Sadly getting close enough to find out for yourself may ruin your marriage and by the time you discover he's not worth the trouble,you'd have lost both ways.

Ask for a transfer.
Romance › Re: ! by cococandy(f): 9:19am On Sep 14, 2014
Yes
Olusanya333: You are married?
Education › Re: Egypt Air Wrongly Routed A Nigerian Student To Moldova by cococandy(f): 11:42pm On Sep 13, 2014
so have they sued the airline?
Family › Re: Counselling: Strictly For Couples And Intending Couples! by cococandy(f): 11:15pm On Sep 13, 2014
Just keep loving your man and thank God you have him. If he loves you so much that others can tell,then you're really lucky.
Don't even get into any unnecessary fights with any of his siblings or friends no matter what they say.
Those fights could turn your sweet relationship sour.
Just ignore her gossip and back stabbing.
If possible, give her some love too. wink wink

She'll soon come to accept the reason why her brother loves and values you so much.

toyesecole: Am engaged to b married in Dec i used to live on my own before i moved to my inlaws house .d reason is bcuz i work in d same town where dey live and my fiance just rented his own apartment in d town he works,I moved al of my tins there cux we thot we were gonna settle Down earlier. Now I live wit his sis and moda (his mum also works in anoda town ,leaving myself and d younger sis at home most times) d sis happens to b my close friend ,but tins changed wen I confronted her cuz my finace told me she told there neighbour dat her broda has neva loved sum1 dis way b4 and dat I must b using charms on him.I felt bad cux she is my friend and if she feels bad abt something y not tell me or even ur broda instead or gossiping .
Romance › Re: ! by cococandy(f): 11:08pm On Sep 13, 2014
Hello?
Some married omotola and the likes.

Someone married me too. What's intimidating about my looks (eyes specifically.that's the usual complaint/compliment feature) that will cut a full grown man's liver?

Oh puleeze. .
Olusanya333: And the guy is kinda ryte.
Romance › Re: Why Are Nairaland Girls so Despirate for me like This ? by cococandy(f): 11:03pm On Sep 13, 2014
Craze man smiley
Leetunechi: Cococandy wink

i saw ur pm too


shd i reply nw grin grin
Family › Re: Leaving Your Spouse At Home And Going Outside Of Marriage For Sex by cococandy(f): 9:16pm On Sep 13, 2014
Smh.
donpeey22: .
HiV is real sha. cheesy
Family › Re: Leaving Your Spouse At Home And Going Outside Of Marriage For Sex by cococandy(f): 8:44pm On Sep 13, 2014
Ok.
In a case where the woman is the bread winner,she reserves the right to cheat EXCLUSIVELY while the man stays faithful.

But if she shares the bills with her husband,she's reserves the right to cheat as much as he does.

cheesy grin

Okokobioko(Lmao @ this new funny slang)
donpeey22: Nigerian men have the exclusive right to cheat because we pay the bills shocked shocked. We go through alot of stress trying to fend for the family, so we deserve the extra pleasure from flirting with young girls we meet at work shocked.Nigerian women on the other hand don't have that right and that is why they get thrown out of the house whenever they are caught cheating shocked.Yes! because we spend so much money to marry you and even after marriage, we work our aszzes off to fend for you. shocked
Nairaland General › Re: Name One Nairalander, You'd Love To Meet In Person. by cococandy(f): 8:38pm On Sep 13, 2014
You don't need to be shy, every one else will be dressed like us.
carefreewannabe: I don't know what's going on here but I am joining you girls even if my shy self has to run around naked cool
Nairaland General › Re: Name One Nairalander, You'd Love To Meet In Person. by cococandy(f): 8:37pm On Sep 13, 2014
Ahhhh. You know the drill
EfemenaXY: Now you're talking sister! cheesy cheesy

Don't forget we'll leave our clay pots by the side of the stream / recently cleared footpath whilst indulging in our much needed girly gossip...whilst eyeing the half-dressed warriors / able bodied farmers going about their business...

Ahhh! I was born 300 years too late! angry angry grin
Nairaland General › Re: Name One Nairalander, You'd Love To Meet In Person. by cococandy(f): 8:25pm On Sep 13, 2014
EfemenaXY: Lol!

The setting's too modern for me. Take it a couple of hundred years back, same location, and then yes, I'd definitely love to meet you girls in person. cheesy
Right?
The typical very pre colonial scenario.
With our half nayked bodies clad in jigida and body art(nzu + uhie + uri)

Add carefreewannabe to the mix kiss

Romance › Re: ! by cococandy(f): 4:21pm On Sep 13, 2014
A guy once told me my looks were intimidating.

He was a cool guy. But that ruined my interest..
Family › Re: How Do You Address Your Spouse's Elder Brother/sister? by cococandy(f): 3:53pm On Sep 13, 2014
Jusy requires common sense.
Address the famil members the way your husband or wife addresses them.
Simples
Family › Re: Are You Being Emotionally Abused? by cococandy(f): 1:25pm On Sep 13, 2014
Moca wey be my madam for kpesus things?
Abeg leave that matter
I be learner.
kreamidiva: Ah ah! Ndi ashiri nile where una dey?

Chilli,coco babe puta nu bia gwa moca how to spice up sex life o...

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