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Don't they ever learn?

Dear purse,
You just gave me an orgazm.
how I love thee.
Like the sun rising in the dark sky
a breathe of fresh air.
You just brightened my day.
Oh dear purse.
Your beauty is like rain
On a very hot and dusty day.

Buying something so valuable can never be a waste of money.

It's a fixed deposit.

mstik: I wouldn't buy that even if I was Bill Gates!!!
Unecessary waste of money

U never ready for business.

Here family of the man if they are stronger can arrange and take the kids form the wife.
Not because he cares so much but most times to punish the woman.

uboma: Divorce should be the best option here. If you have proof of such violence like bruises, you can win full custody of your child(ren).

My heart goes out to all women undergoing physical abuse from their supposedly spouse or loved ones.

Correction taken.

AyeeIdris: @CocoCandy Saying Alfas are synonymous to babalawos is lik saying pastors are synonymous with babalawos. Every religion has fake chartalans, but also good ones. Let's not generalise.

Thanks for this.
You don't know how many people like me who didn't know the difference.

tbaba1234: Ok, I would,

Native doctors are not the same thing as alfas.

If an 'alfa' engages in voodoo or rituals, they are going against established beliefs of their faith.

A native doctor on the other hand might see it as a practise of his faith.

Juju priest
Babalawo
Dibia anya nzu
Alfa.

I've always taken them to be one and the same.
Someone pls correct me if I've been wrong all along.

See me see wahala

Okija shrine is run by who? Not native doctors? Are they different from alfas? Correct me if I'm wrong.
Because I call all of them alfas. I.e native doctors.
Abi only a set of them go with that title?

tbaba1234: Really??

In this same Nigeria with okija shrina and all..

How many alfas have you caught with human parts and what is your basis for generalising?

tbaba1234: Who are 'these people'??

Only one person is responsible for a crime here according to the report.

The 'these people' in my post was quite clear.
Unless you know another set of worshippers who use human parts apart from alfas

Encourage him to pull out when he begins to feel the excitement mounting.
A break in the process when orgazm is almost at hand can delay ejjaculation and help him last longer when he continues again.

The key is for him to be able to control the initial surge of excitement.if he can,problem solved. He's a novice like you said,so I'm sure he'll get better with time.

Or get a soft rubber ring(available in sex shops) and wear it at the base of his peni5 before insertion. It will prevent ejjaculation and he can last until you cum,thereafter he can remove it and...

Hope it helps

It's a wonder he's even healthy
The affairs of this nation can put even the strongest of men in dire health problems.

I hope it's a rumor

greatgod2012: #whatisgoodforthegooseisalsogoodforthegander

Exactly

I'm fine thank you
The lord is my strength

ladygogo: This thread is an instant classic!! Its the real deal men....

Kudos to everyone.





I see loretta is now cococandy. How are you dear? Dont you get tired of schooling these peeps?

why do straight men hate homosexuals more than straight women hate lesbians.
I've always wondered.
Even straight women don't hate homosexuals that much. While it seems like straight men don't mind lesbians. Heard some even like some girl on girl action.
Can a guy explain to me pls?

Hahaha.

Odilafta: nah
seize their clothes and make them plead and the only compromise you should agree to is switching positions and become the landlord while the adulterous landlord and your adulterous wife become the tenants..That way you can send both of them out in the middle of the night

These people and the love for human parts.
Na wa o.
This kind of god must be a blood thirsty one. Always wanting human things

Not in human tongue. No they can't

GodMode: You are a doubting eve for commenting "animals can't express themselves"

Everything the Creator created can express itself. You doubt the power of the Creator cos you haven't let your mind see a glimpse of what the creator is capable of.

Animals can't express themselves.
They are beneath humans.
So bestiality is a kinda fvcking them by force u get?
It's not in the same league with homos' own.

vislabraye: Homosexuality is an anormally no matter how reasonable the argument may sound. If you want to legalise it then, bestiality should be legalised.

The thing here is that the homosexuals have become bullies to force down their beliefs down the throat of everyone. No one is born gAy and I don't think you would want your child to be gay, if you do, goodluck to you.

Hahahahahaha.


Meanwhile y'all are making gays into celebrities.
Why not face your lover and forgot your gay neighbors?
See homo topics everywhere.
Soon heterosexuals will be the ones fighting for their rights and that's because they give gays so much attention,blowing it outta proportion.
They'll soon take over the world.

Shoot the landlord and pack out of the house.



Forgive your wife for all have sinned and come short of the glory of God.

hispinkolo:
Maybe each week,we should write one thing we like about our husbands?


Good idea

Na wa

Single mothers should be wary of men who proclaim love to them. Especially if they are well to do.
Most of them don't mean it.

Sambarry aka kulyie. I hail o.


Anyway she should just go to a court and get a divorce on grounds of abandonment.

End of matter.
Everyone must not be married.

SAMBARRY: Sophyrocks
cococandy aka Loretta
Kanwulia aka mgbeketoto
ewuro aka jidegirl
pickabeau
Red Benson



make una come chook mouth for this matter o

I wasn't a fan of that until hubby persuaded me to give it a try.
Damn it feels gooood.
Even the sunlight reflects off your skin.
(that's if you're light skinned)
And it feels smooth to touch.

I'm so not hairy but the very little I have when I shave it off,it makes a huge difference

Now I'm addicted.

armyofone: Will never ever shave my cute hairy legs.

True.
I know women who buy the family property in the husband's name to avoid having any outsider criticize the man as not being man enough.


It wouldn't be so bad if these women get the respect and support they deserve.
As I'm typing my SIL's colleague and friend followed her home to spend the day yesterday before leaving this morning because her husband beat her up and sent her out of the house. Which she's paying rent for BTW.

softsparkyy: The truth is you will never know until their wives open up and tell you what's the koko in their marriage.

You see the lazy men looking happy, plump and chubby, thanks to their wives that clothes,feed and shelter them .

To make matters worst the man's family will be accusing the wife of enjoying their son's money alone.

Thank you.
Same to you and happy birthday in advance

NickiRoman: Yay!Happy New Month!!!and Happy Birthday to Me in Advance!It's on the 5th..


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See that old guy laying on his momma's knees.

Families where the man is the sole breadwinner as in wife is full time housewife may not be up to 20percent.

The rest of the 80percent, the man isn't the sole bread winner with a greater percentage having the wives as the bread winners.

Maybe you should try an anonymous poll.
Find out what people you don't know have to say about their fathers.

Sad thing is some have jobs so money isn't the problem.


But I'd rather not bring another angle to this thread sha.

pickabeau1: Where are these people popping from

I know of no single family (from 5 years marriage to 20+) that the man isnot a breadwinner
Where do all these families whose men dont work come from

bankers, lawyers, trader, they are doing something

Whats the basis for 75 or 80 percent

It's a patriachal world. Not just nigeria.


Yet we are among the countries where being the head of the family helps one get away with stuff they shouldn't be doing in the first place. At most they get a slap on the wrist for misbehaviour rather than face the consequences.
So yes unbridled patriachy isn't the same thing as patriachy.

I didn't believe I was going to have to explain this over and over again.



Cry me a river
Read your first comment where you quoted me and see if you don't deserve a tongue lashing for trying to put me down. If it was confusing for you,you could have asked instead of assuming I have something against patriachy. Am I not bearing my father's name?
Won't my kids bear their father's name?
So why would one interprete my already explained post to mean that I think patriachy is our problem.

Una just dey feel unnecessarily witch-hunted.
Pls sort your issues

Oahray: lol. Unbridled patriarchy is not patriarchy? I see. Bright red is not red. Very smart observation.

Nigeria is a patriarchal society, end of story. Calling it unbridled is subjective. What constitutes unbridled to you may not be so to the next person.

I asked a question about Nigeria your example of 'unbridled patriarchy' and the best you could do is throw tantrums about 'unbridled'. Very mature of you.

If you cannot refute a person's logic, all hope is not lost, you can still call him vile names.