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CrimeRe: 23 Out Of 93 Commercial Sex Workers Arrested By Kano Hisbah Tested HIV Positive by colizee(m): 6:57pm On Nov 02, 2019
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CareerRe: What Was Your Childhood Dream, did you achieve it? by colizee(m): 1:06pm On Nov 02, 2019
budaatum:
I used to think I'd never live to be 20 years old.
One day though, I just might get there.
That's weird....Do you have a terminal disease or something?
CrimeRe: Aficionado: UNIBEN Final Year Student Shot Dead During Jean Carnival by colizee(m): 10:27pm On Nov 01, 2019
SultanOfAbia:
Jesus was not crucified, He escaped via the help of Pontus Pilate who Jesus healed his son of epilepsy
At night Jesus escaped prison via the help of a roman guard sent by Pontus pilate .
Pontus adviced Jesus to change his name and go to far country where he lived a secret life with Mary Magdalene and had 5 kids with her.

The Roman Empire during Constantine's reign called all bishops to council Nicaea to re write the story of Jesus to make it look more interesting.
So they added the story of crucifixion, ressurection to make it look epic and removed any trace of the later low key life of Jesus and his relationship with Mary Magdalene and their 5 kids
Say no to drugs!
CrimeRe: Photo Of Aficionado Killed At UNIBEN Final Year Students Jean Party (Graphic) by colizee(m): 10:22pm On Nov 01, 2019
Freemanbobble:
Stupid Vikings

Two deleted today in Uniben

Remaining the birds


We shall clip them all and their loved ones in Benin city!
Dodorima to all my neo black brothers
One suspect found.

The cops are coming for you bro
CrimeRe: 23 Out Of 93 Commercial Sex Workers Arrested By Kano Hisbah Tested HIV Positive by colizee(m): 1:27pm On Nov 01, 2019
Quality20:
Send them back to d east or their father's houses. Hausa men no de even use CD
I don't understand this mumu

Can someone explain what this fool is trying to say huh
CrimeRe: 23 Out Of 93 Commercial Sex Workers Arrested By Kano Hisbah Tested HIV Positive by colizee(m): 1:26pm On Nov 01, 2019
[quote author=Quality20 post=83649487]Send them back to d east or their father's houses. Hausa men no de even use CD [/quote

I don't understand this mumu here huh

Can someone explain what this fool is trying to say huh
Nairaland GeneralCar Destroyed By A Loaded Gas Cylinder Kept Inside It. by colizee(op): 11:41pm On Oct 31, 2019
A gas cylinder exploded inside a vehicle parked under the sun with all it's glass wound up and left there for about 5 hours. When the gas got heated up by the sun it exploded and ripped off the roof of the vehicle (Golf wagon).

Let's be careful with gas cylinders, even if you want to quickly buy and return home, handle it with care allow ventilation or put it on the passengers seat. Avoid your car trunk (Boot).

And if you see someone doing this mistake please do not hesitate to correct the person.

Thank God no life was lost.

CelebritiesRe: Ike Onyema Meets Contestants Of Most Beautiful Deaf Girl In Nigeria by colizee(m): 11:08pm On Oct 31, 2019
I can only imagine what the screaming will sound like as they take this selfies....Dem fine Sha.
Car TalkRe: Innoson Partners With Shell For The Supply Of Innoson Vehicles(photos) by colizee(m):
Nigerians too like too dey cut ribbons haba!....any small thing Dem don carry scissors.
TravelRe: Another Tanker Falls Along Enugu-onitsha Expressway Road Onitsha (photos) by colizee(m): 8:34pm On Oct 31, 2019
Shey devil give these tanker drivers Target nii?
CrimeRe: Two South African Armed Robbers Flee After Messing With The Wrong Guys by colizee(m): 2:05pm On Oct 31, 2019
That guy is fast, he was prepared for this.
CrimeRe: Two South African Armed Robbers Flee After Messing With The Wrong Guys by colizee(m): 2:04pm On Oct 31, 2019
Thegoodone13:
Federal government should legalized gun. We need it in this country.
You know a lot of people are insane in Nigeria right? and we fight over almost everything too....how will you suggest such.
FashionRe: Lady Wearing A Short Skirt In Ogbete Market, Enugu, Rescued From Mob by colizee(m): 1:27pm On Oct 31, 2019
Look at these fools...for Christ sake what right do you have to attack someone for his or her choice of clothes, the same set of people will be molesting innocent and helpless girls.

I can bet my life on the fact that they just want to strip her and do all sorts of rubbish with her body in that market I know these idiots.

Hypocrites everywhere in this country....so annoying, you dey drag person pikin clothe like say nah your papa buy am.
FamilyRe: My Wife Insists No Sex Until Wedding Night Even After Our Traditional Wedding by colizee(m): 1:49am On Oct 31, 2019
Marriage never finish unah don dey get wahala... Bros if she can't compromise for your sake she's not fit to be your wife, because I don't understand why she has to be inflexible in her resolution at this stage after paying her bride price....even in the presence of the Lord you guys are lawfully married. All you needed was just her father's blessings.

I so much despise unnecessarily stubborn people, until things escalate now, unah eye go clear.

Well, just reason with her make things no spoil, you have started the journey already and you are in it for life so it's best you start it with mutual understanding.

I hope she tender apologies later.
CrimeRe: Driver Uses His Car Horn To Scare Away Armed Robbers by colizee(m): 6:10pm On Oct 30, 2019
What type of speakers did they use for the hornshuh....
RomanceRe: Is It Proper That My Girlfriend Still Gets Help From Her Ex? by colizee(m): 11:46pm On Oct 29, 2019
NGRsenate:
Leave that girl before it’s too late!!!





I’m talking from experience. I’ve been in exactly this situation...... TWICE!!!!!

I know how difficult it may be because you really like her but killing yourself will sound sugary when you eventually find out the extent of things she has going with her ex.

If it was another random guy, ehen you can fight that fight and will most likely come out victorious but her ex?? Na bruh, it’s a lost cause.

As long as a girl is still attached to her ex, you’re just a rebound
Bro heed to these words from the dude above..... because consciously or unconsciously she's looking for a way to go back to her ex. Judging from your comments you actually give her more than enough money, then why does she go back to her ex for money.

Be wise bro
CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Wows In Bikini In Kenya (Photos) by colizee(m): 10:45pm On Oct 29, 2019
Like her beauty

But I no just understand the hair... e too mush
CelebritiesRe: Davido: Special Spesh Wrong For Parading Helen, Susan — Police by colizee(m): 8:50pm On Oct 29, 2019
Oga shut the Bleep up.....I have seen police officers arrest, parade and jail innocent people for nothing. Bribe them and see them release you like nothing happened. You won't talk about the humiliation and intimidation of innocent Nigerians by your people....nonsense.
CrimeRe: Gracious David West Collected N70,000 From Victim's Boyfriend by colizee(m): 8:34pm On Oct 29, 2019
Please don't tell me this evil creature has been given a chance to repent and be born again...life is not fair. God what about his victims who didn't get this chance.
CelebritiesRe: Why Chioma And Davido's Love Is Not 'Juju Induced - Man by colizee(m): 5:20pm On Oct 29, 2019
Not all men see these things brother.
I think Davido is a wise guy too for keeping her... some just want to flirt till eternity.
CelebritiesRe: Tacha Slays In Black Sleek Gym Wear by colizee(m): 8:59pm On Oct 28, 2019
Kilo n run.....tacha you go kii person
Jokes EtcRe: Old Woman Begs Mannequin For Money (pics, video) by colizee(m): 11:16pm On Oct 23, 2019
This is how confused your enemies will be over your matter.
CelebritiesRe: ''Audio Pregnancy, You Will Be Jailed'': Davido Reacts As Susan Accuses Him by colizee(m): 3:18pm On Oct 23, 2019
Ashawo Kobo Kobo.....shot your mouths!

See the boldness in her saying "all girls does this thing once in a while" what thing? You chose to to be a hoe and a stupid one, both of you.

I pray you cheap sluts with your bolé skin get what you deserve.
CelebritiesRe: Headies: Pretty Mike Dressed Like Eyo To Award Night by colizee(m): 7:32am On Oct 20, 2019
Oga go and sit down....even some ladies don't crave for attentions this much.
Music/RadioRe: Rema Wins '' Next Rated '' At Headies Awards 2019 by colizee(m): 7:27am On Oct 20, 2019
SaintHilary:
Its either they gave him the award cus he's the
most handsome in d category,

OR
Bcus he was the only *trending* celebrity available

OR
The Don Jazzy factor

My next rated raking goes thus..

■ Zlatan ◇ since last year deres no party u wont hear Zlatans song(s) Legwork, Shotan, AbleGod, Bolanle, This Year, Agege, KillinDem..Infact if you've tried dancing Zanku and u say Rema Deserves it You're Sick! undecided

■Joeboy ◇ Good lyrical Content

■Fireboy DML ◇ Good Vocal + Good Lyrical content

■Teni ◇ Its not a new fact that Headies doesnt knw what *NEXT RATED* means

■Rema ◇ Handsome, BoyDemSuga, but Dumebi Dumebi kpanakanisha nisha mona o..like who does that undecided

■Lyta ◇ [i]Ehm..Good night...


Tonight is all about the KING tho cool
Your King dey mumu too...... please what does for you matter kpornwe o .... mean?
CelebritiesRe: Headies: Falz Flaunts His "Hat Trick Of Headies Awards" by colizee(m): 7:13am On Oct 20, 2019
Well deserved.....moral instruction was a great album.
Nairaland GeneralRe: People Killed In Onitsha Fuel Tanker Fire Outbreak (Graphic Photos) by colizee(m): 1:32am On Oct 17, 2019
Look at!!!
Can't they at least put off this little fire before taking pictures?
Who do us like to his God?
CelebritiesRe: Zubby Michael And Prophet Chukwuemeka Ohanaeme Spray Money In Church by colizee(m): 10:32pm On Oct 12, 2019
Why can't some people have money and sense at the same timehuh
Music/RadioRe: MI Reply Vector: My Son It Is Time To Live Up To Your Potential by colizee(m): 9:15pm On Oct 06, 2019
sammyonal:
forget bro, his lyrics is so deep for u to denote.
You wish
Music/RadioRe: MI Reply Vector: My Son It Is Time To Live Up To Your Potential by colizee(m): 9:14pm On Oct 06, 2019
Music/RadioRe: MI Reply Vector: My Son It Is Time To Live Up To Your Potential by colizee(m): 9:33am On Oct 06, 2019
sammyonal:
who told u, that is the king of rap in Nigeria u don't want to battle him in the tap challenge if u don't want a collateral damage.
He doesn't impress me lyrically.
EducationRe: Melissa Giebel & Anejodo Paul: Boy I Picked From 18 Years Ago Now Medical Doctor by colizee(m): 9:30am On Oct 06, 2019
This is the kind of life everyone should emulate... God bless her you and your family Madam.

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