₦airaland Forum

Kylekent59:
Not a V-shape headed snake.

It could be yellow bellied snake or water snake.

at OP open its mouth with a cutlass, if it is black, then that's a mamba, if it has with tissues, then that's a cotton mute and finally, if it has fangs, then it's venomous.

It's definitely venomous....it's too scaly not to be.

gustav25:
Are you okay ? Did your dad curse you ?

My dad wouldn't do such...

But I'm very sure your whole life reeks of curses your miserable father layed on you.

gustav25:
Joro is spiritual something

Sharap there my friend...spiritual something ko!

Shibaraba:
Make I no lie this list some men go happily pay for an akwa ibom lady or a calabar lady.
Sweet kpekus...... Present sir.
Hard working...... Present sir.
Solid cooking....... Present sir
Overly caring.........present sir
Thick Yansh......... Present sir.
Solid body............ Present sir
Good manners..... Very present sir
Respect for husband... Present sir.

What else does a man want. You think say na small thing dey make aboki chop plenty koboko because he wan marry? Once you know the value of wetin you want you can go to any length to acquire that thing. We sef know how we starve ourselves to buy that our special car, house or phone. If she is great she is worth it.


Unlike some ladies wey I no fit pay ordinary stick of cigar for.

E go shock you say that lady wey you no fit pay 'ordinary stick of cigar' for.... person ready to pay millions to carry am.

About the list, this is pure extortion. How much be human being self.

When will stuff like this start happening in IMO state bikonu

stanliwise:
Don't quite your job.
A bird in the hand is better than thousands in the forest. Although this doesn't mean we shouldn't go looking for more/bigger birds because we have one at hand.

Long story short, 80k three month lecture wouldn't transform you. Anyone who tells you that you will become a productive programmer by 3 months is playing a fast one on you.
Most time investment in programming is majorly about time. Time and practice will help you understand what and what you need to know to be a good web dev.

My Advice:
Go to w3school.com and try to learn the fundamentals of the languages your friends tell you. Get pdf books and learn properly.
This will build your foundation and open your eyes but still it might not make you proficient.

From this if you're still interested, you can then tell your so-called friend to teach you what and what you need to know.

Learning web from an organization or friend etc is best when you know what and what you need to learn about.

My opinion
If your friend is planning to teach you the whole package of web dev. I must warn you of a pitfall. Web dev isn't a one man job.

Heed to this advice... it's the simple truth.

SillyeRabbit:
Crappy blogger's talk just to gain traffic. Every Nigerian is a potential fraudster. I can tell you most people who talk down yahoo, deep inside wish they knew how to do it. Hypocrites everywhere.

EFCC come and carry this one o!

How does that affect us

And you want to take the risk of bringing HIV +be children into this already unfriendly world?

What sort of stupidity is this for Christ sake!

A grown man!!! Tufia!!!

I just have to blame people like Invictus obi for things like this...

When baba was shooting "All of you" video...... crazy day!

Is that why you are photoshoping your logo on people's shirt?...take time oo

I thought he said he doesn't watch international movies

RedBlackPepper:
Ha...when you thought you have seen it all...suddenly another miserable occurrence will just pop up. God when is the trumpet going to sound.

Guy see you can tell God to just sound your own and leave us we never ready abeg.

The kind of life I pray for... knowing you can buy whatever but choose to be simple.

The orientation and wisdom all these 'real Billionaires' have is just something else.

Lol....that rumpled suit though.

budaatum:
No terminals.

Okay...whatever

Kokoebapluse:
As in imo has highest HIV people in Nigeria

Then how does that make it a place for dumping HIV infected people?

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budaatum:
I used to think I'd never live to be 20 years old.
One day though, I just might get there.

That's weird....Do you have a terminal disease or something?

SultanOfAbia:
Jesus was not crucified, He escaped via the help of Pontus Pilate who Jesus healed his son of epilepsy
At night Jesus escaped prison via the help of a roman guard sent by Pontus pilate .
Pontus adviced Jesus to change his name and go to far country where he lived a secret life with Mary Magdalene and had 5 kids with her.

The Roman Empire during Constantine's reign called all bishops to council Nicaea to re write the story of Jesus to make it look more interesting.
So they added the story of crucifixion, ressurection to make it look epic and removed any trace of the later low key life of Jesus and his relationship with Mary Magdalene and their 5 kids

Say no to drugs!

Freemanbobble:
Stupid Vikings

Two deleted today in Uniben

Remaining the birds


We shall clip them all and their loved ones in Benin city!
Dodorima to all my neo black brothers

One suspect found.

The cops are coming for you bro

Quality20:
Send them back to d east or their father's houses. Hausa men no de even use CD

I don't understand this mumu

Can someone explain what this fool is trying to say

[quote author=Quality20 post=83649487]Send them back to d east or their father's houses. Hausa men no de even use CD [/quote

I don't understand this mumu here

Can someone explain what this fool is trying to say

A gas cylinder exploded inside a vehicle parked under the sun with all it's glass wound up and left there for about 5 hours. When the gas got heated up by the sun it exploded and ripped off the roof of the vehicle (Golf wagon).

Let's be careful with gas cylinders, even if you want to quickly buy and return home, handle it with care allow ventilation or put it on the passengers seat. Avoid your car trunk (Boot).

And if you see someone doing this mistake please do not hesitate to correct the person.

Thank God no life was lost.

I can only imagine what the screaming will sound like as they take this selfies....Dem fine Sha.

Nigerians too like too dey cut ribbons haba!....any small thing Dem don carry scissors.

Shey devil give these tanker drivers Target nii?

That guy is fast, he was prepared for this.