₦airaland Forum

CheerfulGiver:
Thanks man. Focused as ever. No oloshoism. I'll rather cut my dick than Bleep a rider

Don’t mind the guy. He used the age old ‘I have moto’ game to lure girls to his bed by giving them ‘free rides’ later he will open his mouth and talk to you about self worth. Why couldn’t he get girls when he was trekking? He had to rent a car to get a wife . . . smh

The day I started seeing him as a nobody was the day he made a post here claiming that people who drive for a living usually end up blind with broken waist, bent spine, swollen legs, permanent headaches and shorter lifespans , after he made that statement I immediately knew he wasn’t okay in some places and you just confirmed it today by digging into his past posts.

Imagine a learner driver saying all these things, person wey never use moto reach 2 years with valid drivers license where that kind person don ever drive go before? The ignorance is justified sha so I don’t blame him but anyone else swayed by his cappings here

Corto:
Yours is the most stupid take I ever encountered on nairaland till date, because, even your doctor drives. And fyi I cannot envy a madman like that guy...ever. Dude has NO life. Literally NO LIFE

The truth you people can never face is that you lot are underemployed. But doubt you no what that means anyhow

Ogbeni swerve abeg you no reach for me to face you.

But maybe if you used your main moniker . . . Just maybe

CheerfulGiver:
sorry bro mail me your details. I'll send you 10% of the bill.

love him or hate him this guy has self respect and deserves my own.

Please don’t reply those two nonentities finding your trouble above.

dem no worth your time at all lie-lie

Just continue what you’re doing here. I’ve always said that you’re a source of motivation to people who do what you do. Don’t allow stray barking dogs make you take your eyes off the prize.

Hmm na wah oh, na so person carry him own hand ridicule himself for this thread today?

Corto say everybody sabi drive , say driving no be work yet him dey run go hospital when him sick forgetting say because you fit carry panadol drink nor mean say you don become doctor

Ndubuisi own na free-falling of him hand for here. Cheerful don give that one knockout imagine a driver wey get license last year wan dey drag steering with veterans here . . . Still form mugu carry ‘asha’ mount for house

Hoooooo God ! Just because of jealousy and envy na him all these cretins dey pop up oh. Still on still cheerful don use them wipe ground wotorishiously

Odogwu ride on, they got nothing on you. We dey your back. Na me be your number one cheerful cheerleader for here no cap

spoil everything and everybody, nothing doeseth you nwanne

Welcome to labor party. Please remember to remain obedient and useful

Angrygoat:
U funny. Abi u no see the explosion wey sup some days ago for charging station for Brazil. It can't work here in naija,the only tin that can work here is solar inverter and not for cars. Naija wey be say everybody dey drive nonsense. No make anyone hit u from rear oh,na explosion. Avoid solar powered cars. Ticking time bomb

.

But oga I no understand you again oh. we never even settle for electricity discussion or use finish you don dey run go solar?

Gabrinchi256:
Please o, the maximum I have grossed in a week is 220k.
Can't come and compete with my ogas that are doing 250-300k week in week out. But I can still post my dashboard at the end of the week if there will be consolation prize.

My man

Angrygoat:
Iron cast is the way forward . Petrol or diesel. Most cars now na aluminium.

Isn’t electric was the way forward? i thought most cars now we’re switching to it.

Angrygoat:
Lailai,unless na engine components like piston,rings,valves,camshaft. Iron cast engine nondey spoil. Set awon land cruiser, fj cruiser

So the only time you believe an engine is spoilt is when the cylinder walls get scoured or the engine block has a hole in it?

Angrygoat:
The only bullet proof engine is iron cast engine. Ask anyone.if u like use wrong oil for engine. It can never burn or over heat,unless radiator dey leak. Ask anyone.

Forget aluminum or cast iron, even if you like use titanium engine, once you don’t maintain it properly it will kpafuka

Angrygoat:
Aluminium engine bullet proof. It's obvious u don't own a car

What am I using a full car to do when I can simply own only the engine

unlimited2:
thanks for your response. Though The recommend oil is 5w20, can I still use the 5w30?

If you really want to use a 5w20 weight then ensure you don’t buy any yeye oils. Get the big brand ones like mobil1, Castro, Liquimoly etc because using anyone of these substandard oils sold in the market for below 15k might render your engine useless. Remember 5w20 is a very light grade of oil and under extreme heat it breaks down fast. Getting substandard oil if 5w20 grade can ‘cause new’ noises within your engine that you wouldn’t feel comfortable with.

My own engine specifies 5w20 and I used it a few times then switched to 5w30 and back a couple of times too and I didn’t notice any changes in my engine performance. I have paused using 5w20 right now because of a leak but believe you me I’d still go for the 5w20 when I fix it.

The choice between those two are in your hands. They are the same to me. The 5w20 was formulated for ‘cold regions’ in mind so it gets warmer fast and your temperature guage will settle at the right point on time and your thermostat will open earlier.

Luvinhubby here also sell also sells Honda genuine engine oil if you want to use 5w20

Nadingo:
Good day House. My Honda Baby Boy was hesitating to enter gear and making a thumping sound on reverse and started blinking D light and I took it to a mechanic. He checked and told me he needed to top up 1 can of transmission oil. No1 mistake: I didn't even know the oil he used. After a 2days, car was still hesitating to enter gear and making a thumping sound on reverse. Took it back to him and he called a gear "expert" who told me the oil is empty as it has drained out due to a bad seal. He fixed the seal and refilled with 2 cans of transmission oil. No2 mistake: I didn't enquire on the type of oil he used. I noticed that D-light is still blinking and all the symptoms are still there. Now, would draining the oil and refilling with recommended oil save me? What is the recommended oil and how much does it cost? Should I first of all scan the car before making any move?

At this point it’s imperative that you scan that vehicle with a good scan tool that would display transmission codes.

Hmm, una wan play ‘kalo-kalo’ with person wey go see white call am black?

Still tell you say your eye nor good say you don blind and you never know

na real wah, sha make I siddon for conner dey look

The Acura mdx beats the Honda crv in everything apart from fuel consumption.

The Acura has a slightly higher price for its spare parts too.


For me I’d choose the crv sha I never know how much fuel go reach after dem commot subsidy next year.

WycliffeSMB:
Pls what should be the normal duration for an Engine oil and also transmission Oil change on a Honda Odyssey 2001 model with over 200k mileage?

It depends on the engine oil you’re using. If it’s the 20w50 then 3 months or 3,000 kilometers of use is okay. If it’s the 5w30 semi synthetic then 5,000 kilometers or 5 months is ideal but if it’s the full synthetic then 7 months or 10,000 kilometers is good for it.

Your transmission fluid should be changed only when dirty, burnt or after a total use of 30,000 kilometers from the date of change.

unlimited2:
please kindly recommend an affordable engine oil for 2005 Honda Odyssey with about 165k mileage. It's a first time oil change
Can I use the Mobil 2000 5w30?

Yes you can use the mobil 2000 5w30 but remember to change it once your mileage has reached 4,000 kilometers or after 3-4 months of use.

If you wish to use a better oil that can last till 6-8 months or 10,000 kilometers then you should buy the mobil 1 5w30.

Haaa this britishnaija guy again?

Salewa97:
I like Tinubu because I would like to see the type of transformation in Lagos in other parts of our nation. I believe he can employ the right personnel that would steer our nation to glory.

Vote Jagaban!

I read this your post and it see how it sounded like in my head

I like tinubu because I would like to see the type of agberos and ‘privatization in Lagos in other parts of our nation. I believe he can employ the right agberos that will steer our nation to destruction.

Vote JagaGBERO

CheerfulGiver:
We aim for the stars, but if we land on the moon Nwanne, we go manage am. In fact, this August.

Enyia, biko shoot anyhow and anybody, in fact clear everywhere for Lagos collect ya money . . . I standa for ya back gidigba

Thank goodness say my oga don run go barb clean fresh gorimakpa yesterday Ooooh I just can’t wait lol

See these ones

Others are dumping already in their thousands and these ones are still threatening

Let them not near Labor Party oh, that is my own and the ‘own’ of all sane Nigerians

Have you noticed that all the usual nairaland APC tinubu supporters have switched to new monikers to continue from where they stopped? grin

They are now using tribal propaganda and attacks against Peter Obi so that if they get banned they would just switch to another burner account again and continue with their work wink

A popular saying according to the ‘New King James Version’ goes thus; only the wicked runeth when nobody chaseth them

Have you noticed that all the usual nairaland APC tinubu supporters have switched to new monikers to continue from where they stopped?

They are now using tribal propaganda and attacks against Peter Obi so that if they get banned they would just switch to another burner account again and continue with their work

A popular saying according to the ‘New King James Version’ goes thus; only the wicked runeth when nobody chaseth them

CheerfulGiver:
I'll wait till next week. But all I can say for now is that if my planned strategy on indriver works this week and I gross 200k, I'll aim for 1m.

No time

Hmmm cheerful . . . CHEEEERFUUUL . . . How many times I call ya name

You really want make I piss ontop this my wicked boss head sha, this time you no wan even wait till December reach again make I for see hamper first collect abi?

Last week you been show me bolt dashboard of N80k wey you make within 2 days, this week na inDriver you want take net N200k in a single week? Then now you talk say you dey shoot for N1m on a month wey no be festive season?

One of these days we need to see, I look up to people who have such tenacity at hustling as you do.

Working hard is an obligation
Working SMART is a talent

the undisputed e-hailing odogwu, I hail you main-main

YourHighTension:
Good evening gurus in the house, pls my car delays to pick up speed when I accelerate. Like delays to go into gear. And when it eventually picks I can't go beyond a certain speed as it begins to jerk seriously. It's as if it can't go into the next gear, so I can't speed up. I result to going at that particular speed. Pls what can be a possible cause?

Have you ever seen a Mercedes 911 tipper going above 100 kmph before? Hmm, Small small oh.

The truck doesn’t want you to meet your maker yet you should be thankful

If you’re buying an SUV please keep it at the back of your mind that you should not drive at speeds above 100mph and attempt to take bends on the highways without using your brakes just because you’re following/chasing a sedan. it’s a sure recipe for disaster

Even a lowly Toyota Corolla can take that same bend better than a Range Rover at that same speed because of the low center of gravity that the sedan has over the SUV.

You can speed all you want while on a straight line but not corners. Even the Jeep Grand Cherokee Trackhawk is only the fastest SUV while on a straight line, it can’t show itself in bends like sport cars

Till today apart from popular rally events it’s still rare to see competitive road races where SUVs are used and the oyibo’s who engineered them have their reasons why.

BinamRex:
ground[/] is also the simple past and past participle of [b]grind, and the past participle of verbs of cooking can be used as adjectives.

So in essence what are you trying to teach us today?

If you carry a plate of pepper that’s dried and put through a machine/mortar/stone and show me I will call it ground pepper

But

When you give me the plate of fresh pepper and tell me to go and grind it I will know you need me to take it to the machine/mortar/stone.

Simple

Okay oh

Iswap, boko haram, ansaru, bandits and fulani herdsmen don penetrate Abuja today

According to APC’s lying machine “all is well with the security of the federal capital so far ipob have not yet come to join the party”

It is well

Ok

grind is a verb

While

ground is an adjective

Simple

Blackbishop:
Nissan Make Believe

I had a nissan rogue 2008 that I perform regular check and maintenance frequently. It came up with a rattling noise at the first start in the day. Without any underlying issue apart from the rattling noise.

I went on to commence the replacement of the Camshaft gear, after the replacement and coupling it back, the car cranks but won’t start. After further diagnosis it was discovered there was no current on the coil to give sparks to the plugs

Now this is the most interesting part, on a normal car the right solution will be the crankshaft position sensor been faulty, but on nissan it was another issue entirely. Once the camshaft and crankshaft is not synchronised, you won’t get any start.

So I had to reset the timing which made us discover the timing adjuster to be the culprit of the jumping, it was fixed yet the car won’t start and supply current to the Coil. We had to get back down to wiring and it was discover some wiring were partially exposed and we had to run a full and thorough rewiring of the vehicle.

After all was done the car came to life and we were happy and even went ahead to test drive and all was ok until the next day and the vehicle goes back to no spark.After carefully examining it to determine where the issue is coming from After paying huge money to rewires and they don’t give me the right answer I want.

I discover the earth wire in nissan rogue was just the culprit all this time. One thing that actually trigger my curiosity was that the car will crank but won’t start and every other operation works fine. I brought in a battery of 100 amps to to crank and the vehicle came to live once.

Went ahead to run all test and came to the conclusion of the running another earth wire. Which was done getting a thick wire connecting it to the battery positive terminal and screwing it to one bolt on the car body.

An in-depth expose like this is supposed to have been posted in the car talk section. You’d find a Nissan/infinity thread there.

In case of next time

Good work

AND SO?

That house might actually be their family home in their village built by their father or grandfather and there have been relatives living in it and tending to their businesses in the village.

Remember they were based in plateau state. Might have been visiting that house in that compound maybe once in every other year for Christmas.

They have grown and their kindred must have allocated them their due lands for building for themselves and their families or they have acquired lands in that same village for the same.

If they wish to renovate this particular house for whomever lives there (maybe a gateman or relative) then fine. But it’s not something that they must do. Remember if they have to hold occasions in their village they must have their own better compounds OR they use a rented cosy venue. It’s mostly funeral and igba- nkwu that is done in a lady’s fathers house.

By the way, do psquare have any single sisters?