₦airaland Forum

Amin, thank you

HanisahZuwy:
I'm a female. She asked me to UnCloth, climb the bed, and open my legs. She inserted something long into me to collect the specimen. When she was done, she came back immediately to say that I should keep it up, with a thumbs up sign from her to me.

She observed that you are very tight and clean down there, that's why she urged you to keep it up

This thread will mak me swear for Bola

talented321:
Oga don't u saw those behaviors in the time dating or she just change m for u, abi u be the wedding before sex crew.
Though from my little experience many of those women who close their breast or avoid kissing are not too deep in the s*x business, did u s*uk her p*ssy? Or did she s*ck ur d*ck. U don scatter her brain with s*x? Be like u never knack that woman center of gravity.

As he stand i no dey bleep women who lie down like banboon, either cowgirl, d*ggy or vice versa.

Prof. Sir!

No thanks to the developers

That's why I like Islamic law of inheritance...
Wife must be given 1/8 of the total asset of her late husband, nobody can deny her that right
It's Allah's command in the holy Qur'an

Ijelenwanyioma:
I am legally married to this man and we have 3 sons together. Recently he purchased some land which he actually told me about but when I checked the documents of all the land I only saw Mr(his name in full) and not Mr & Mrs (his name and surname) or Mr (his name ) and Mrs (My name ). This really gave me great concern and when I asked him, he told me it doesn't really count because the properties also belong to my children. Later he started accusing me that I am nursing ulterior motive in my heart and maybe I want to take over the properties which is blantly lies. I just want to feel ownership of the land too

Please am I overreacting on this issue truly or my husband is planning something behind me ( maybe remarrying)

Madam how much did you contributed in buying the said properties?

All my properties including the car i bought for my wife bears only my name.

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EriMma1:
I don't see any reason why I can't as a woman when I feel like it. I mean... We are now married. He's my property and I can use him anyhow and any time I like.

As a woman, if you need your man, just start playing some kind " rough" play with him or touch him in places that will suggest what you want and if he's a sharp guy he'll understand. You don't need to tell him you want it. Just play with him.

The only time you should respect yourself is when you touch him and he says no, Leave him alone and bounce out like you don't care.

Very responsible comment.

Farthing02:
I’m on the verge of proposing marriage to my girlfriend whom have been dating for 2years now, but the issue is the frequent quarrels we do have over everything.

She disrespects me a lot and this sometimes lead physical confrontations .

This is making me contemplate to secretly call her dad to inquire why he’s separated from my girlfriend's mother, because she was raised by her mother alone alongside two other sisters and the man is happily remarried with other grown up kids.

I really would love to inquire why he left her because they are really bitter against him due to the fact that he neglected them according to what the mother once told me.

Oga leave that Girl alone

The money shoukd be increase to atleast 100 billions

Though ain't bigot but our Igbo brothers need stop spoiling our country's name.
H.E Bola should allow them to secede for God sake!

Maravilla:
Please doctors in the house, for some weeks now my 4yr old son has this recurring boils on his back and armpit, when I burst them, it brings out a pus like substance and form a sore. I went to the hospital, the doctor said it was a bacteria infection and I was giving some antibiotics, yet so far no tangible results. Please I need your assistance

My child of similar ages suffered from the same thing early this year, he was treated with antibiotics both syrup and cream

nkemjacob2:
Let me ask those who are married.

I meant a friend who said he did recover his money even more than 100%.

Judging by what you will spend on numerous coded olosho for 5 years, marriage is economical even if you didn't recover a dime.

No thanks to IPOB

KamsiViva:
Hmm...

Marriage is so beautiful when you marry right.

Lots of challenges will come but with the right partner, you both are sure to pull through.

You are very correct!

siofra:
All back cornrows.

I rarely make this hairstyle and I don't know why. Anyway, recently I made it and the compliments I've gotten are too much. I can't even walk down the road in peace
Seriously, I thought men only liked it when women wore expensive wigs.

Or maybe they think it's low maintenance, so they stand a chance??
No, I don't think so. Even women complimented the hairstyle☺️

I hate wigs like hell!
I preferred this style even if it is 5 inches hairs length

Candidlady:
Someone who is funny and intelligent can't be broke... Moreover riches ain't my problem so I don't need that in any man ie if Iam to even try em

U are one in millions.
Many Gals would have go for Money and Caring

Ipob president

helinues:
The 2023 election was won very early cos I am still wondering how some Nigerians truly believed that 93% of the registered voters collected their PVC, how ?

When be say na phone low battery average Nigerians dey take seriously ..

You are right.
In some states inec claimed 98%

Free hand abi free money

Rechargeam247:
Lol, must he wear buba and Sokoto

See your hand like Buba

thesilentman:
This story is real.The yahoo boy confessed at church revival service.This is one of the major reasons i prefer to cheat with a decent married woman to the average Nigerian girl.

Stay away from married women otherwise your days are numbered

uvie66:
I totally disagree with you, look at it this way count how many children you your close family and friends have on average?

You sound like you have never been to Northern part of the country...
In my small family
We are 19, 56 grandchildren, 7 great grandchildren

Note: we aren't consider as a largs family o

Toluwanise247:
Which one is good leader? … if we elect you tomorrow you will face same problem this people are facing now … population is major problem…
The same problem political leaders are having is the same religion leaders are having too… what is the different?

You are right.
Leaders ain't up to 1% of our population, they can't never be our problem.
The issue started from collection of token to vote

nonhuman:
Some time in December 2021, I took a vaccine at a health center near my area, according to the health care officers they said the vaccine is against yellow fever, in the blue card it was written jumbo light as the name of the vaccine, but since that time, non of my girlfriends have have taken in, even as most times I tried to see if she will get pregnant,

now I am beginning to doubt myself, could it be that I was decieved because they were practically calling passerbys to come take the vaccine that it's free,

when I enters they ask me oga how about your wife and children, I jokingly answered they are fine even when I am not even married, could it be that they are trying to know if I already have children,

could it be that the injection is to control population in Africa, because I have read so many rumours about depopulating Africa,.
have i fallen a victim?

Please does any one here knows the meaning of jumbo light vaccine

If i tell u the kind vaccines wey dey in my body you go run o!
The latest one will expire in 2052

Even after the series of vaccines etc i impregnated my spouse.

Vaccines are good if done for a purpose

Throwback:
You cannot vote 95% for a fellow Igbo and call my own tribe as tribalist for voting a fellow Yoruba at 60% of votes cast.

You cannot have the politics and political appointmens in the SouthEast to be exclusively for Igbos, but you want to participate in the politics and political appointments of other regions.

This is why Ahmadu Bello came up with the Northernization policy when he was the Premier of the North.

Simply beacuse some people having exclusively occupied all the positions in their own region, wanted to be allowed to compete for roles in the North.

Despite all the lamentations of Igbos about their phantom discrimination in other parts of Nigeria, they are the ones who still boast that they have displaced "lazy" indigenes in their home region, while no tribe can displace Igbos in their own home region.

A weird case of an aggressor crying that he is being assaulted, and hoping that will prevent the 'foolish' victim from seeking redress.

That's the bitter truth!

NaijaNaWaa:
Unsurprisingly so because you certainly can’t find 5 among them that can speak passable English.

Hi Briton

Ortom should be trial and send to jail.

Hardtotrust:
I am very very angry right now. I couldn't sleep last night. That is why I'm bringing this here this morning before I do something very bad. A father should be after the growth of his son and not after ruining him.

Please you guys should help me look into this matter. I understand that it was a matter of life and important concern.

I'm seriously struggling in the city to eck a living for myself and do the little I can for my family also. My father was a petty trader who hardly can provide adequate for the family. Some of us who come from a very poor background would understand this better. I mean coming from where absolutely nothing is kept for you. No support from the family and nothing, nothing and nothing. You are the one who die and same you would have to pour yourself water to come back to life. You, you and only you.

I buy fast consuming products and supply to people and make some gains from there. Sometimes I hawk the products. I was able to save up to N150k. Around May this year, I went to the village and bought some rubbers of palm oil and store them to sell around November/December and make gains.

Last week, I got a call that wind pulled off our house roof in the village. Since they are using small torchlight phone, I didn't get to see how serious the situation was. Even though I didn't have money, I sent N15k to help fix it. My father later called me and complained bitterly on why I sent just 15k, that according to the carpenter, that materials and workmanship would cost N65k. In my mind, I was just like, does this man even know how I survive here in the city?

For two nights, they didnt sleep in the house as the wind pulled off the rooof.

On Tuesday, I learnt my younger brother was being operated of Hernia. I know about the hernia but was under plan to raise money for it. And I knew there was no money to settle medical bills for operation. So I was shocked where they got the money to do operation.

As I traveled down yesterday to see them, dear Nairaland friends, all my rubbers of palm oil has been sold and the money spent on fixing the roof and paying for the medical bills for the hernia operation without my notice.

I am not taking this kindly with my father who engineered the whole thing and I want to arrest him to refund my money.

That is my life investment and it took me so much to raise the amount. Due to how things are now. I even wanted to sell two rubbers to invest back as the business is facing challenges now.

What should I do here to recover my money back? If I have another money, I would over look it but that is my life investment of my labour.

You must be really piss up but before you take any action first thing first...
Make enquiry how much he sold your palm oil and how much he spent on the surgery and roofing.
If he really used the funds judiciously then i beg you in the name of God/Allah to forgive him.
God will surely replenish your lost

With the aid of NSCDC, Police, Custom and Immigration officers

ahnie:
Majority of northern politicians are gay.brielz.
They're hiding under the cloak of religion.

You sound as if you are doing it with one of them

You didn't celebrate his old ages but you can spend millions in the name of befitting burial.