₦airaland Forum

fastseo:
That is what happens when you used poor server to host a site... A Recruitment site for that matter.
Have you seen Facebook, twitter, cnn etc misbehave like this?

Nigeria is not ready yet. Same thing happening in bank... Weak infrastructure.


We need a satellite to help

Yet the follow follow morons wants to copy cashless economy.

The ancestors are like .. Da hell.

respect80:
My experience with the NDLEA portal since on sunday which the portal was officially declared opened for application hasn't been a nice one. At some point the site won't open at all. I waited to see if the traffic load would be minimal at midnight but I kept trying to no avail.
The annoying thing is that the malfunctioning of the site always happens after you have finished entering your details and uploaded your credentials. Once you try to save your application to move to the next part, they will simply display a notification that "you hit the rate limit because of too many requests." Please try after some time.
I kept trying and uploading my credentials but I finally gave up after going through the process for more than 15 times to no avail.

Has anyone been able to apply successfully?
If yes, please share your experience with us.
Is there a specific browser that works better for the registration? Please be kind to share some ideas here.
Thanks 🙏

The website we are going to use will be made known by our oga at the top.

Sounds familiar?

Ordinary website our government agencies can't handle effectively... SMH

Odewaleadesoye:
There was this earpiece that looks very funny too. They normally use it with the gadget. 😂

We loved it still. You this guy, you're old too..

burp18:
The stress. Imagine having to carry CD plates around. Memory stick changed everything 😄

How about drying batteries in the sun?

burp18:
I think the round ones were walkman. I used to own one. Drains battery very fast.

Ah, walkman senior Palito for street then o. But it was too expensive for our pockets.

One guy dating my elder sister later got me one but all my pocket money enter battery purchase. Chai, I still dey swia for Femi till now

Palito is my darling.

BlackAdams007:
Smiles, or mp3, gameboy, those days .

Palito senior mp3 for ghetto back then.

It was later mp3 became the in thing.

Odewaleadesoye:
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My dear Palito... My companion back then when I had chicken pox. Every 8 o'clock, I always listen to Metro Fm's Cruise Control. OP you know Cruise Control?

Surprisingly, I was just doing recollection and remembered how I saved money to buy this..


Ah, I'm getting old.

atobs4real:
Lies and deceit every where.
Please let's be careful when we doing things

No mind the OP.

The road from Asaba to Ughelli is still there. Half done, and especially from Elu to Ughelli, nothing has been done.

There are many uncompleted road projects like this across Delta State.

Yet this OP dey hear dey sing Okowa praises.

Are Nigerians stoopid or what?

casualobserver:
I don’t sanction or advocate violence of any sort but if you hit a man and he responds and hits you back, you asked for it. How can you be violent to someone and be resentful they retaliated? What kind of nonsense is that?

As for the others, if your man is successful you will have to share him whether you like it or not. Many wives who once they marry won’t accept second wives or bastard children were themselves once sided chicks to married men.

Whether or not sharing leads to him marrying another woman or having another children outside the home depends. If you do your job as a wife, he won’t have the need to marry another wife in the 1st place. Woman wahala is much, one wife is a problem already. Men do not marry second wives because they want to.

If he is a responsible man he won’t have children outside the home. Again it is your fault for marrying an irresponsible man or not fully vetting the man you married.

Long and short.
If you are not violent, you have reason to be resentful of violence..in fact you should walk away. If you are you have no leg to stand on.

If you do your job as a wife, your husband will have no need for a second wife.

Vet the kind of man you marry before you marry. Look at his family and his friends. If a man’s father, close family members/ friends has children outside or married multiple wives…it is easier for him to do same. Same reason you don’t marry from divorced or single mother homes.


With due respect, your post sounds like an entitlement mentality the type of woman who feels once you are married your job is done…..it isn’t!!!! A man doesn’t stop working or providing because he has married and has had children.

If to say I get plenty money, I for dadersh you some.

Omo Luwabi

LeeMason:
An eye for an eye.

Makes the world go blind...

Says those who are not at the receiving end anyway.

If you're bold enough to kill any of my relatives, sorry o even if god stands in my way, I'll kill him too if I can just to destroy your entire lineage .

Take my eye, and I'll make sure I put an end to the continuation of your lineage.

Eye for an eye ke, my eye is too expensive jor . Just pray I don't have the means else, say bye bye to your existence.

Bro no mind this daddy o. I just dey try to let people know say there's nothing holding you from destroying a known and proclaimed enemy.

As long as your survival is threatened, you have the grace to destroy even the world. Anything else is simply evil

HeartlessMan:
I'm more interested in his age.
He had his daughter at 18?

And here this ancestor thought he was the only one electrocuted.

Not impossible though but the info is questionable.

Ah finally, our general is now divorcing his royal head from this foolishness..

So now, the CBN decided on its own to go toe to toe against the Supreme Court? Wonders shall never end..

When such happen in a nation, are there no laws in place to handle those blatantly going against a court that is supposed to be the custodian of the constitution?

And why are all supposed enforcers of the so-called constitution silent ever since?

And it's not like this politicians don't know the right thing to do. Tht trouble una dey find, maybe na una children will be the ones to receive the wrath of the people when the people ready to plank accountability into your corrupt brains.

Those ethnic bigots and intolerant religious madmen who somehow fight for someone from their region or religion to be the one at the helm of squandering our Commonwealth please continue.

Damn, at this time and age?

Yeye dey smell

Moh247:




Same people abusing MC Oluomo that doesn't even do such

If you want to understand these Igbo Agbero concept of charging people with goods for crossing bridges

Go to any Igbo dominated market especially Alaba, try link Alaba from Okokomaiko around okoko police station axis , Pako bridge... You see live and direct what Igbo Agbero do to Igbo traders in Yoruba land

Everything about them is hypocrisy

Nairaland kids won't know who Bomboy (Ugochukwu Dum Obiora )of Oshodi, Apapa Lion junction was... The terror of Oshodi of the 90s killing, raping, maiming before OPC led by Gani Adams gunned him down

Tinubu sponsored OPC, and RRS cleared most of the Thugs of the 90s, the 36 kinihun, Bomboy, Ajegunle thugs


.

The 90s was really a tough and interesting time for Lagos especially if you were in Ajegunle. True, most of the terror groups are not Yoruba, I know a few of them whom OPC later cleared. Operation Sweep or whatever they were called then started the purging and mobs did a lot too by metting out their own forms of justice..

As for the bolded, I think Tinubu simply replaced the old terror gangs with his own. One he has control over. Typical government magic if you ask me.

inforesource:
Nna, your 4head eh. Back to the topic, stop pressing pimples on your face and you will be free forever. Do this and thank me later.

This worked for me.

When this ancestor was younger, I got this advice and looking back, I can't even pinpoint when the thing left my face. I just ignored it and it ignored me in turn.

The little wound, give it attention it grows, then festers, ignore it and it will disappear on its own- Chinese proverb

After the electionns Lagosians will be the one begging LASTMA

Sanwo Olu just dey fear like rat..

yeye dey smell

MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ that place looks really familiar and sure we can't play any kind of song in that very venue but if it's the usual event centers out there we go dance different music o.

Well everything you said is just the truth except the music and dancing steps you never saw in that place, we do dance a lot and enjoy different kind of secular music so don't be surprise when next you attend our wedding and see my people dancing Buga or Cough by Kiss Daniel!

Wedding of Jehovah's witnesses are always simple and I prefer it to going to other church weddings for one thing.

Loud music should be accompanied with enough alcohol an I only like noise when I've already anointed myself with maybe 3bottles for a start.

But this yeye church people will be making noise anyhow, I hate noise jare

My family are JW's and I already gave two of my sisters to JW's so I know what you say here is fact.

eazisky:
My guy e be like na u the OP de refer to 😂

As in eh, guilty conscience jhus wan kih the poor sod...

He even dey call Seun to close the thread.. lwkmd

MetroLane:
People that History will hold are much

*** Buhari

*** Tinubu

*** Zelensky wey wan fight the senior brother

*** Mahmoud

*** Hitler ( History don already hold this one )

*** Idi Amin

and last but not least, our Celebrity Tailor **** Abba Kyari.


Modified : This last group of people thought I won't remember them **** Urchins na una I dey talk about



Yes, including them too, no one will be spared, thunder Will fire all of them. 😒

Abeg, tell this ancestor how history take dey hold somebody?

God1000:
So Mike pence can talk now because he's running to be president, this is someone that kept quiet throughout the administration of Donald trump, he aided and abetted trump's wrongdoings.

The only thing he did right was the certification of Biden's victory at the Congress despite the pressure from trump telling him not to go.


I don't know why Donald trump is not in prison already despite all his infractions and misdemeanors while in office, the clown is out again to make a fool of USA.

Lols...

He says HISTORY will hold Trump Accountable

History?

Accountable ke?

Politicians and word games.... SMH

hashtagged:
You dey sanction but na you dey collect

It's the fate of all small countries. Especially when you do oversabi and cling to the big countries, dem go jhus dey use you play ludo... SMH

Big Sam I hail thee

HydraFeeds:
Who’s the slave now ?

Such foolishness is common amongst the Igbos (and yes the Yorubas and Hausas Re guilty too.)
The WAZOBIA don destroy Nigeria finish

Always worshipping those who enslave them.

See as the slowpoke called solid metal dey use their head play like barber...

Okoroawusa:
These people don't just learn

Don't mind them. People who have abandoned the use of their brains.

Dem dey love politician reach dis extent?

Foolish yoots

kayone2:
The NLC has been asleep in this country for a while now.

They need to realize they're in key position to drive this long overdue revolution that will force our democracy out of the hands of the few elite sitting on the destinies of over 210million Nigerians.

We want a New Nigeria biko

It's not their job to drive any revolution. We've learnt enough from the Oshiomole led NLC.

If you know how Nigerians are being treated in the various places of work, you'll understand the NLC are useless ..

Yeye

Richy4:
You know, I have never thought of that.. Do u have an idea why they were slashing the number of years they should spend in jail?... Because I like the idea of what is good for the goose is also good for gander

It's simple na...

My fellow men are shocked you'd complain when you've clearly "achieved" what most men wishes for. Heavenly statistics shows 96% of men should be glad and even feel accomplished to have gained such experience , Abi is it an easy task to get a woman to do such?

Now you're complaining , what do you expect from the judge?
The psychology of humans expects you to feel like a boss fo4 gaining such expo.

No mind men, dem too spoil...

SporaD8:
Wait for it, "Why did he maintain erection?" and
"Didn't he enjoy it?" gangs will soon come for your head!

Sophistry...

Dreal1247:
Wonders they say never cease to happen. Never knew that a woman can actually rape a man.

Aiyiiii...

What a joke....

casualobserver:
Nothing stops you from building your own ports. Lagos built a port by itself, Akwa Ibom is building a port by itself. Buhari is not the one that created unknown gunmen and sit at home orders.

Stay there and be destroying your zone while others are working hard to develop theirs. If others did not make their zones conducive for business you people will not be migrating there for jobs and enterprise.

These people still don't understand that they're the ones hurting themselves. They're the ones holding themselves back.

Whoever birthed the idea that only the FG can take care of the seaport problems in their states?

They're always in a hurry to blame the Hausas and Yorubas for the ills themselves and their representatives have been inflicting on themselves since times past.

I'm yet to see an Igbo man answer if the sit at home and violence in their states will remedy the problems faced by Ndi Igbo.
They still don't know that the so-called Biafra agitation is just wasting their own time and dragging themselves back to 1960s.

Their elders, the same ones eating and squaddering their futures are really relaxed and happy to see them waste their time on irrelevant issues.

Pride is good but too little or too much is detrimental. The Igbo man needs to stop pointing fingers everywhere and reflect on themselves, then look within to solve it's problems. They're a great people yet their arrogance has blinded them from seeing their faults and tackling their problems.

You can have migraine and be taking drugs for stomachache

Totilopussylick:
Tribalism is a major reason why Nigeria can't move forward

Just one of them. And the so-called elites are happy to fan the flames.... Yet you'll see Nigerians misbehaving on here on a daily basis even without prompt.

These same crazy fools will cry racist when people of other nations treat them same way they treat their countrymen ... SMH

Werey

Come Nigeria for the march na, or was the election done in the UK?

The coward just like misleading people, I wonder what the authorities in the UK are waiting for.