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FamilyRe: Golden Eagle Snatches Kid (Video) by CrazyMan(m): 1:12pm On Dec 19, 2012
mchenry: I'm guessing the eagle didn't get a good grip because of the baby's jacket.
True
FashionRe: Pls WAT Good Cream Can I Use To Lighten My Skin by CrazyMan(m): 11:49am On Dec 19, 2012
[quote author=Lala_landsmiley]Pls gurls advice me on d cream to use.i'm sunburnt.i was fair before.wana get ma color back.[/quote]Try vaseline baby jelley. lipsrsealed

tjskii: Iv been hearing glowing reports bout QEI,though I avnt tried it myself,but I hear its really good and not so harsh on d skin
Vasline is better undecided lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: Age Range. by CrazyMan(m): 11:30am On Dec 19, 2012
Vivica Madawa: Does age really matters alot in a relationship?plz i need some reasons.
It matters when one or both of you are minors. But if you both are adults, then I'd say...carry on.
FamilyRe: Would You Ask Someone Else To Discipline Your Child For You? by CrazyMan(m): 8:26pm On Dec 18, 2012
Joebeck: Discipline is not always about beating. If is to correct them if they did anything wrong YES,
I would agree with you on this....

Sometimes relatives, in laws, family friends...etc correct our kids when they're wrong.

It doesn't have to be beating...

Joebeck: But beating them is a NO NO NO. Let the dad or mum do that.
I still don't subscribe to beating...they aren't animals, so why treat them as such?

If you train your kids properly, and spend enough time with them, you wouldn't need to flog them like goats to make them obey a simple instruction.
FamilyRe: His Wife Caught Him Watching indecency by CrazyMan(m): 7:59pm On Dec 18, 2012
bigass: I've been married for 2 years and I love my wife. Before I got married I had this habbit of watching indecency. My wife doesn't want me to watch indecency anymore and I have stopped it. But sometimes when I am weak I watch it. About 2 weeks ago she caught me watching indecency. Since then
She cries everyday she stopped cooking for me nor does she want to Be Intimate with me. I begged her to forgive but she refused.I don't know what to do Sincerely I do want to watch it again. Pls I need your advice
Indecent movies are mostly for teenagers and unmarried guys.

Its absurd for married men to engage themselves in watching it.

The disadvantage there is that even if your wife turns a blind eye on it, it could corrupt your kids, cos sooner or later, they might stumble into one of the cds...and believe me after watching it, they would definitely praticalize what they've learnt so far.

So in order to have a good home...I'd say, refrain from indecent movie.

To the guy in question...I'd say...apologize to your wife, take her out on a picnic, or to watch a move, buy her lots of gifts, and propose to her a second time (on your kneels this time) and I'm sure she would forgive you.

Good luck.
FamilyRe: Can Someone Advise Me On This Pls by CrazyMan(m): 7:36pm On Dec 18, 2012
delighted10: My parents seperated when i was still a little boy but now I am 19 to be 20 next month. An undergraduate and it baffles me that i dont know my mum.
Why are you baffled...you should be glad that you had the opportunity of going to school.

Most kids that had similar experience with you ended up on the streets, some dropped out of high school, others can barely boast of two meals per day.

You are a man..Stop complaining and start looking for ways on how you can make your life a success..

delighted10: My dad remarried but my mum didnt.
Well its his life...and it would be very wrong for you to tell him how to live it...since he felt he should get married, and eventually did...I would suggest that you accept your step mum and respect her like you would have don't to your mum...two wrongs cannot make a right.

delighted10: I hate my stepmother and her children(funny enough, their son resembles me) with passion and they know it.
What's your reason for hating her...you cannot possibly hate someone for no good reason.

She might not be your mum...true, but hating her wouldn't solve whatever problem you find yourself in.

Sit down and think...if your real mum really loved you, why hasn't she come to see you all these years...I would suggest that you begin to show her (your step mum) and your step brothers/sisters love and respect if at all you want to progress in life.

You cannot keep biting the fingers that feed you and expect all to be well with you...life doesn't work that way.

delighted10: I'm hungry for my mother and i dont know if i should go and look for her or i'm i too young?
Hmmm...I wouldn't suggest that you search for her...you are her son.

She carried you for nine months, nursed you, brought you up...if she truly loves you, and you mean a lot to her, she should be the one searching for you and not the other way round.

Her prolonged silence could be translated to mean that she has either moved on (married another man) she might be dead (ruled out cos you said she's in Abia state), or she doesn't really value you that much.

You said she's in Abia state right? Have you asked yourself the kind of job she's been doing all these years in Abia state that she doesn't even have time to put a call across to you, a common phone call to atleast hear your voice.?

delighted10: Kindly advise, i'll answer any question.
Move on with your life...and show some respect to your step mum.

Be serious with your education, and stay away from bad company.

And you would have no regrets in life.

Good luck.
Christianity EtcRe: *~ Goshen360 Voted Religion Section Poster Of 2012*~ Congratulations! by CrazyMan(m): 12:32pm On Dec 18, 2012
My vote goes to Mr Anony.
Christianity EtcRe: Black Jesus, Nigeria Jesus - By His Stripes You Are Healed by CrazyMan(m): 11:59am On Dec 18, 2012
obadiah777: YOU DO ERR BROTHER CRAZYMAN. SCRIPTURE SAYS HE HAD HAIR LIKE WOOL AND SKIN LIKE BURNT BRASS. SCRIPTURE SAYS HE WAS FROM THE TRIBE OF JUDAH AND THE TRIBE OF JUDAH WAS DESCRIBED AS HAVING THE VISAGE THAT IS AS DARK AS COAL. HE WAS SAID TO HAVE SKIN THE COLOR OF A DARK OVEN. YOU DO ERR undecided
Lol buzugee...we've over flogged this topic severally.

If I can remember, I won the last argument we had. https://www.nairaland.com/865055/jesus-black-wesley-snipes-jews/1. grin
Christianity EtcRe: *~ Goshen360 Voted Religion Section Poster Of 2012*~ Congratulations! by CrazyMan(m): 11:36am On Dec 18, 2012
obadiah777: WE HAVE TO CREATE ONE FOR FROSBEL. HE DESERVES THAT AWARD. HE IS LUCKY HE DOES NOT LIVE IN AMERICA. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN HIT WITH SO MANY LAWSUITS, THAT BY THE TIME ALL THE CASES HAVE BEEN TRIED, HE WOULD BE OLDER THAN METHUSELAH. THATS HOW MANY PLAGIARISM LAWSUITS HE WOULD BE HIT WITH grin grin
Ha ha ha...if he wins such award, I wonder what he's award speech would look like.

Let me guess...good afternoon ladies an gentle men, this frosbel your beloved brother in christ...I want to thank Google, wikepedia and whoever it was that evented copy and paste for making it possible to win this well deserved trophy. grin

About the law suit stuff...I'm sure that after he must have won the award, he would have enough money to defend himself in court...so don't worry...everything is under his control. grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: *~ Goshen360 Voted Religion Section Poster Of 2012*~ Congratulations! by CrazyMan(m): 11:05am On Dec 18, 2012
obadiah777: ONLY THING FROSBEL IS WINNING IS BEING THE 'PLAGIARIST' OF THE YEAR grin grin grin grin CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY OLAADEGBU OF COURSE
Lol...does such an award exist..
Christianity EtcRe: *~ Goshen360 Voted Religion Section Poster Of 2012*~ Congratulations! by CrazyMan(m): 11:04am On Dec 18, 2012
Christians would have to unite if at all we want to win this election. undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Black Jesus, Nigeria Jesus - By His Stripes You Are Healed by CrazyMan(m): 10:55am On Dec 18, 2012
Todaynatoday: And you know this because?

(you should know that Jesus' complexion was never stated in the Bible)
And you should know that the bible gave us more than enough evidence to show that he wasn't black...
Christianity EtcRe: *~ Goshen360 Voted Religion Section Poster Of 2012*~ Congratulations! by CrazyMan(m): 10:49am On Dec 18, 2012
cyrexx: grin grin

very funny.

So what does PDP stand for?
PDP = Protestants/Penticostals are Democratic People... grin
Christianity EtcRe: *~ Goshen360 Voted Religion Section Poster Of 2012*~ Congratulations! by CrazyMan(m): 10:15am On Dec 18, 2012
musKeeto: CrazyMan don mad finish...
I would enroll you for English lessons...seems you use too much of tautology these days. undecided grin

Logicboy03: lol....na PDP dey rule this section grin
Yea...and we shall deal with you for decamping to ACN. ACN = Atheist Council of Nairaland. grin
BusinessRe: FG To Ban Packaged Sugar Importation In January by CrazyMan(op): 9:51am On Dec 18, 2012
asala1: Hehen? Is Dangote not in Nigeria? Will it not create jobs for Nigerians? Will farmers that will subsequently grow the sugarcanes not Nigerians? It is people like you that will still be carrying CVs around looking for jobs in that sugar factory. I don't think Dangote is stoping anybody from being an entrepreneur. If you have the courage and can take risk, start producing sugar.
Well said...
Christianity EtcRe: *~ Goshen360 Voted Religion Section Poster Of 2012*~ Congratulations! by CrazyMan(m): 8:54am On Dec 18, 2012
With the current turn out and attitude displayed by some of the candidates, we the ruling party/election tribunal hereby disqualify a notable candidate...logicboy; due to circumstances beyond explanation. grin

Goshen also has decided to step down after he confirmed the huge amount of money that was deposited into his account by the ruling party. grin

We (the ruling party) therefore declare Mr Anony the winner of this election. cheesy

Other candidates would be compensated for their participation in the election, and they would be given notable office posts to hold. grin

Note anyone, person or group of persons that decides to use this announcement to unleash mayhem in the country, he she or they would be charged with treason and sentenced to death by lynching (Aluu4 style)

Congratulations Mr Anony on your deserved victory...we shall broadcast your victory speech shortly. grin

Victory ceremony holds at plot 8b Nairaland Estate opposite Mr biggs Abeokuta Ogun state.

You're cordially invited. smiley
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by CrazyMan(mod): 8:22am On Dec 18, 2012
ik121: *clears throat*
1: I hd dat labourers hz increazd dia wages frm N800 a day job to N1500 i.e moulding lyk 100 blocks of cement, is it true? If is true, not a bad business 2 engage ursef til march. I knw u haff veri strong hands grin grin grin grin grin grin
2: I also hd dat if u buy a carton of gala u cn mek profit of lyk 3k if u sell d carton finish. U cn even increase ur gala price to N70 in d spirit of xmas.
Choose b/w d two.
I hpe v bn of help 2 u my broda.
All d best til march grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Lead by example...I'm sure if he sees you moulding a block, or running with a carton of gala on a busy road, he would gladly follow your footsteps. grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Somethings You Are Trying To Change But Can Never Be Change by CrazyMan(m): 8:16am On Dec 18, 2012
I've always wanted to change the color of the moon to red, blue or green so the night would be more romantic...but it seems impossible. undecided

I also want to swap the aso rock inner chambers with my room...but even the strongest herbalist can't grant me that request. undecided

I want snow to start falling in Nigeria so the government would be forced to give us uninterrupted power supply...I'm still waiting for that to happen. undecided

So much on my list...and none has come to pass yet. undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: Where Can A Broke Guy Have Fun In Lagos This Xmas Period? by CrazyMan(m): 8:07am On Dec 18, 2012
r231: Your house
seedord247: Thread Closed. sad
grin grin grin
FoodRe: Cockroach Delicacies Have Any One Had A Taste? by CrazyMan(m): 7:45am On Dec 18, 2012
Looks yummy...I'm looking forward to tasting it. smiley
Christianity EtcRe: Black Jesus, Nigeria Jesus - By His Stripes You Are Healed by CrazyMan(m): 6:28am On Dec 18, 2012
This is Blasphemy!!!! Jesus isn't black.
BusinessFG To Ban Packaged Sugar Importation In January by CrazyMan(op): 6:03am On Dec 18, 2012
The Federal Government has announced that packaged sugar (finished cube and granulated) importation into the country will officially become prohibited in January 2013, under a new sugar policy intended to replicate the successes achieved with the Backward Integration Policy in the cement industry.

Also, the importation of raw sugar, which is the basic raw material for refined sugar, will soon stop being an all-comers’ affair under a reviewed importation policy to be introduced in the sector soon.

According to the new policy, a full era of backward integration will soon begin, which will tie importation of brown raw sugar by producers and manufacturers in the country to the quantum of their local productive capacity in sugarcane cultivation and development, either as fresh growers or outgrowers.

The Minister of Trade and Investment, Mr. Olusegun Aganga, according to a statement,  stated these on Monday in Abuja, adding that on the average, Nigeria had been losing N568bn yearly to the importation of brown sugar.

He said 98 per cent of brown sugar used in the country was being imported, adding that the new shift of focus from importation to local production was aimed at creating employment.

Aganga also announced that the government, through his ministry, had put in place strategies to restructure areas of critical needs and losses.

To this end, he said Nigeria would be generating N474bn ($3bn) from a focused correction of imbalances in weights and measurement, especially in the oil and gas and telecoms sectors of the economy in the year 2013.

For instance, in the area of product measurement, he said, “We want to reposition and strengthen the Weight and Measure Department to stop the $3bn yearly loss in foreign exchange to inappropriate measurements in all facets of the economy.”

The minister also said the country attracted $8.9bn worth of foreign direct investments as of the end of 2011.

He said, “In all, investments worth of $8.9bn were attracted into Nigeria in 2011, showing that FDI inflow into Nigeria surpassed the global and regional average by, at least, 20 per cent during the year.

“For you to attract investment into the country, you must have the right structure in place, and that is why we now have Trade and Investment desks in our embassies, and the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is fully involved.”
http://www.punchng.com/business/business-economy/fg-to-ban-packaged-sugar-importation-in-january/
PoliticsRe: Picture Of Pilot Of The Crashed Helicopter And Wife by CrazyMan(m): 5:59am On Dec 18, 2012
No one is even talking about him.

Everyone is busy writing notes of condolences to Gen. Azazi and the kaduna governor.

Isn't he also a human being...why do Nigerians always act like this? sad
FoodRe: Which Team Are You? by CrazyMan(m): 5:50am On Dec 18, 2012
Delicious dishes here...its so difficult to make a choice.

Anyways I'll go with team pounded yam.
NYSCRe: NYSC Batch A 2013 House by CrazyMan(mod): 5:38am On Dec 18, 2012
Ellylace: Peeps,pray for me...I'm in d hospital.. embarassed twisted ma ankle.. cry
Awwww...sorry dear you're healed in Jesus name...
Christianity EtcRe: How Much Does God Forgive? ( edited ) by CrazyMan(m): 8:41pm On Dec 17, 2012
Good then...its obvious that we're on the same boat...
Christianity EtcRe: When Your Pastor Ask You To Perform Rituals by CrazyMan(m): 8:18pm On Dec 17, 2012
Goshen360: ^^^ Great and right on point! You can now sleep well with peace of mind...... grin. Thank you.
You're welcomed undecided grin
Christianity EtcRe: When Your Pastor Ask You To Perform Rituals by CrazyMan(m): 8:10pm On Dec 17, 2012
Goshen360: ^^^ I got the answer there but I'm just asking.....Was it Apostle Paul who gave the handkerchief or the people touched the body of Apostle Paul as an act of faith? What was it huh
The handkerchief's that were touched by him were taken to the sick...its obvious that Apostle Paul wasn't the one selling out the miracle handkerchiefs. The people believed that as long as it has greased the skin of Apostle Paul, its capable of healing them...they on the other hand touched it and were healed.
Christianity EtcRe: When Your Pastor Ask You To Perform Rituals by CrazyMan(m): 7:56pm On Dec 17, 2012
Goshen360: shocked shocked shocked........ grin

You're wrong bro! Back to the kweshion....Did Apostle Paul gave handkerchief and aprons to the folks huh
Why not read the passage I posted...therein lies the answers you're looking for.
Christianity EtcRe: When Your Pastor Ask You To Perform Rituals by CrazyMan(m): 7:40pm On Dec 17, 2012
Goshen360: #SmilesOnMyFace....bro.... cool
You know I've always referred to you as buzugee's reincarnation...I know I'm not wrong. grin
Christianity EtcRe: When Your Pastor Ask You To Perform Rituals by CrazyMan(m): 7:35pm On Dec 17, 2012
Goshen360: ^^^ But it wasn't Paul that gave the people handkerchief and aprons right huh
What's your point?

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