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halloween70: I was deployed to Imo State but was posted to an all boys seminary sch in Uturu Abia State. As God ll have it, I was accepted after they had conducted a test to evaluate my proficiency in the subject chose to teach. To make matters worse, I was given accommodation inside the seminary, which means no babes, no flexin.

Ha ha ha...I guess you would have no choice than to focus on your teaching job.

I believe God is calling you...hopefully, after your PPA, you'll become a Rev.father.

Use Vaseline baby jelley...its natural, and doesn't have any side effects.

Fredrick909: GREAT BIBLE SCHOLARS IN THE HOUSE...
Let Us Try and understand the book of revelations. pick any Revelation chapter and tell us what you think about it. waiting for all your replies. Thanks

Good concept...I would post mine when I'm less busy.

MsDarkSkin: i realize that.

and thats why our race never fails to be the joke of the human species.

Yea...

But I'm sure that with people like you who have a passion for african culture...there's yet hope for our culture.

D Granite: Gud a.m guys hope u all had a great nite lyk me?

Sure we did...no thanks to the cold...I almost froze to death last night.

My vote goes to Kails

[quote author=*Kails*]smh.
not even nlders take west african history serious.
then how can you expect akatas/caribbeans to?

na real wa!! [/quote]But there's nothing to take serious na...

[quote author=*Kails*]so who won? [/quote]Not you of course

@tjskill

Garri is very easy to make...into a boiling pot of water, add salt, then your garri...you can put maggi if you want, but be sure to add some curry.

Stir vigorously and close the pot for about 10-15 minutes.

Open and taste your garri, ensure that its very thick before you bring it down.

Serve with chilled juice.

Good luck!

Una be fool: As the name implies

Lol...

tjskii: I see u o bros

Yea I traveled all the way here just to see you.

Now I've seen you and confirmed that you're hale and herthy...its time I take my leave.

Oya come and give me transport flight money, so I can start going...

Rocktation: My people, where are you and your friends? Oya oya, go and gather them. Your attention and votes are needed here oo!

https://www.nairaland.com/1121395/events-section-best-poster-year#13437325

[s]Please make sure you don't leave that place, unless you have voted![/s]

I've voted...what's next.

Lol....so true

Ellylace: BIG SHOUT OUT to Angelajuni,Vivichocs,ChrisIfeanyi,Oc cool,Maediamond,Crazyman,Samuelorija and Dj Crown...U're all on Santa's good list dis year...woooove y'all!

Love you too dear...merry christmas.

jackpot: I vote Rocktation

Me too

Ask4bigneyo: Which one is igba uche celebration again?
Dis Ohafia ppl self!

Ha ha ha...I'm half ohafia...my mum is from there, but my dad is from Anambra state.

The Igba Uche celebration is more like a retirement celebration.

The senior citizens of the community are made to give back something to their community before they retire.

It could be a secondary school, a bore hole, a hospital...etc.

Once the project has been completed, they would dedicate it to their community and then retire.

The Igba Uche celebration proper runs for about three days. On the first day, the celebrating age group goes on procession round the village, dressed in the traditional clothes and blouse and head ties for women or T shirt, wrappers and walking sticks for the men. The procession is full of lavish and splendor.

The members, made of men and women, dance to the drums, and gongs, the flutes and the songs being played.

On the second day, they hand over the project they built to the community. This could be a school, a road, a borehole or any other project that impacts positively on the lives of the people of a community in Ohafia. Just like I stated earlier.

On the third day, the community comes alive in what is regarded as the grand finale.

Each family erects a marquee, called efe, with clothes as covering. Visitors are served drinks, kola-nuts, foods...etc. All kinds of gifts, as it is done during weddings, in return for a small donation (each donation is written in a visitor’s book).

On the front of the marquee, there is often a large photograph of the family’s person of honour who is being celebrated...

In the absence of funding from the State and the Local Government, the Igba Uche ceremony is now a way of organizing and bringing development to rejected communities...

slimyem: Naija men...it will do you well to learn from this dog o

Die first, and you'll be surprised at how long we would show you our loyalty.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Chei. I'm not harsh o. But romance section is not as romantic as we all want. Some things are just necessary, at least for now. Thanks to everyone voting for me.

Dunno how to vote myself, so I'll vote cuddlemii.

CrazyMan, pls send me those questions. I am ready now.
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Ok

What's the total number of people you've banned on Nairaland so far...?

Get it correctly and win a dana aircraft...

Or better still the title is yours...

Ask4bigneyo: kaa oo.... Was posted to precious academy nt too far frm barrack n secretariat..
Are u in ohafia? Wia exactly?

Wao...so you're in ebem...that's where the barracks is.

I'm not very familiar with precious academy, but I know the barracks very well.

I'm here for the Igba Uche celebration...I'm based in Anambra state though.

But don't worry, I'm sure you'll get accommodation...ohafia is a great place, and its inhabitants are friendly.

Ellylace: Hello guys, tnx for all d love and prayers. (For those of u who prayed for my recovery) MAy GOD bless u guys... I missed u

Welcome back...how's the leg?

Ask4bigneyo: Posted to Ohafia bt in need of accmdtn.... Any help pls?

Ohafia kaa o...

Where in ohafia were you posted to?

Nice concept...let's hope people don't derail the thread.

Lol...I love fish picture...really funny and nice.

Wao lovely...keep 'em coming.

[quote author=fried-rice]Brother, you need to learn from spyder90 a fellow nairalander
what photo journalism is about. You spent the whole day traveling from Abuja to Enugu
and you have only 4 very uninteresting pictures to show for it. who's interested in seeing your 1993 Peugeot 605?[/quote]Did the op say he's a photo journalist...I can see jealousy oozing out from you post.

That poverty has eaten up your miserable life shouldn't give you the right to vent out your frustration on someone who's having fun.

This is a public forum, and everyone has a right to post whatever he wishes provided it doesn't go contrary to the rules of the forum.

Dondav: I thought you were robbed!
You just snap forest full everywhere... Na wa o!

Why not take your time to read a thread properly before hitting the reply button...those pictures are part of his land he went to inspect.

Teenage Money: I dnt believe


Reasons:


1. I bought a blackberry Porsh with 3years Guarantee.... Three years neva reach.... My money no fit waste

2. Arsenal neva carry Champions League... Hw araenal no go kari Champions league world finish Imposi-cant...


3. I never Marry. I neva Bleep Before.. Hw I no Go taste that Thing Under My She Leg World Finish Mbanu...

Funny dude!

Rocktation: @Crazy: lol. Alawi indeed. But I guess that section came to life this year, right?

Yea the section was created June this year...

Rocktation: My people on here are making me do a lot of work now. I have to go back in time somewhat, to start checking for who's been just a little faithful from the start of the year. I just have to finish what I started.

eyah...don't over stress yourself o...its well.

Its past 2pm I'm still waiting.