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Yea I was expecting a real pic that's why I was highly disappointed when I saw a cartoon; and am beginning to thing of suing you for ![]() |
Don’t force yourself on him or you might regret it. He has a girlfriend and you’re conscious of that; so why not look for a guy of your own? Most men can’t resist temptation so if you keep forcing yourself on him, you would live to regret your action because he would use you, dump you and go back to his girl friend. |
But it's nice anyway ![]() |
Is that what you mean by naked ![]() I thought it was even a real picture, never knew it was a cartoon ![]() |
Is this supposed to be a joke. |
Nice Joke efuah. Long time, Happy new year. |
He's an a55hole moda fcu!>re! Look here you bastards, if you're arsenal fans, then that's your problem. But don't use stupid languages on me I hate that. |
In a church one Sunday, a young girl was asked to come out and lead the morning prayers. She came out and prayed, Oh God of mercy hear us, Oh God of mercy forgive us, Oh God of mercy hear us when we pray. And she finished the prayer and went back to her seat. There was this Arsenal fan in the church also who thought the girl was saying Oh God of messi, so the following Sunday when he was asked to lead the prayers, he said, Oh God of fabregas forgive us, Oh God of fabregas hear us when we pray and he finished his prayer and went back to his seat. |
Nice joke. |
Maybe the guy just buy phone that's why im put number for here. |
Abi. o! |
Attention seeker! |
Nice one. |
U be gay. , , ![]() |
I think you're right; maybe we send him to the zoo so he can socialize. . . that might help you know. . . |
Nice one Eass |
Good news the |
Make I just help am laf he he he he he ![]() ![]() |
[size=7t]Hmmmm. this place is really getting hot.[/size] |
Someone please tell me. . . did that party hold. . . Am kinda curious |
If your main reason for breaking up is because he neglected you this Christmas, then that would be childish because everyone knows that Nigeria is a very tight country and most because there’s the possibility that he might have been financially broke. Also, you should ask yourself what he expects from you as his girl that he’s yet to see or get. From my on opinion, for a guy to ignore a girl at a period like this would mean that there’s something in her he doesn’t like or he’s financially broke. So my dear I would advise you to search yourself properly to know if you’re giving him 100% of you heart before you begin to put unnecessary blames on him. |
I can’t so I don’t have any advice to give to you. |
Once the love it there, there’s nothing wrong with that. It’s just like marrying your brother’s wife’s younger sister; it brings families closer to each other. . . there’s nothing wrong with it. |
Hmmm. . . Not bad sha |
You call am trouble. . . let me tell you the secrete; if it catches fire, she would enjoy it believe me because women love being hot. Anyway how you de. . . I no see you for house this christmas. |
Funny. . . |
I will try it but I would prefer to use petrol instead of groundnut oil so she can feel the heat more oil na oil sha |
Nice formular keep it up. |
lmao |
Maybe Seun should create a section for dry Jokes so that Jokes like this can be posted there. |
Not bad. |
A man was reading a novel to his wife; suddenly he fingered her. The wife was surprised and asked him… won’t you Bleep? No the man replied I just wan wet hand so that I go fit turn go the next page. |
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