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He likes you but he's so shy to admit it. Poor guy

You didn’t offend her,

You didn’t insult her,

You didn’t steal from her.

So why should you be bothered by her attitude towards you? Would you force her to like you?

If she doesn’t see any reason to be friends with you, then that’s her problem let her be; But if you’re kind of attracted to her and you just won’t give up, there’s a way out. Let me tell you a secrete about girls; they hate being ignored.

So when next you meet her, greet everyone around her, then ignore her; you can even go as far as asking favours from those around her, bringing up a little discussion with those around her But make sure you take your face off her;

Let her know she means nothing to you. I can assure you that if you use this skill for 2 to 3 weeks she would begin to look for a way to gain your attention.

Good luck.

roflscamao ;d ;d ;d

Take it easy today is your birthday; don't kill yourself.

Ok Let me service my kabu kabu I hope say e go carry me reach Ghana before rice finish

crazy kid sharrrrrrrrrrp dia.i follow you talk?      
am not as crazy as you ooooh but help me write the application letter naw,am not good with spellings.  

Hope you know it isn't free of charge.

As soon as I finish writing, I would advise you to pay me Immediately unless you would be klidndpped and brought to my base as a christmas guest.

[s][size=4pt]None at the moment until I meet a good female or see a female who can put her pic in her profile[/size][/s]

@Efuah

So where's the party @ https://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/fest18.gif https://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/fest10.gif

It's a good thing Nairaland is back

Happy birthday to you Efuah.

And some lovely music to brighten up your day.

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no

We thank God o!

how about you?

cheeeeeeeeeei make i no miscarrrrrrrrrrrrry ooooooooh the laugh don three much.lol

@ topic,where are you dearest?i mean where are you located rite now?i have a friend,a lady that am sure is good at such cases.infact your own na moi moi case.now i got a recipe from her for you how much i care dear. here is it :
grind some ata rodo and ordinary pepper.
get a baggo super sack.
rub the ata rodos on your small kini while chanting "am born big."
use the baggo super sack tie up your kini.
remove all your clothes.
run from oshodi to ajah chanting "am growing bigger"
when you get to ajah,remove the baggo super sack BUT make sure the first human you see is tall,infact the height of the first human you would see at ajah would be the lenght of your kini.goodluck dear.

What are you doing on Nairaland?

Why not write an application to the FCT requesting to become the special adviser the Mr. President (Yar’adua) am sure you would get employed.

You won't blame them; they need money.

The age gap is too much; are you sure he really loves you?

Just be very careful that's all I have to say.

Good luck.

@Justkinmi

Long time bro; it's so good to see you.

Remeber we still rule United for life.

A boy wrote a letter to his dad from school and said; dear dad, my condition here is critical send me money or I will commit suicide.

The dad responds saying; condition at home is more critical suicide approved

Is it okay to fart in front of your boyfriend?

No it's not okay to fart in front of your boyfriend.

Go to your doctor and ask for the drug Re-vive.

Am sure it would work wonders for you; good luck.

You should be charged for rape because she’s a minor.

i have a lady in my friend's office.
we are quite close now. when she visits me, we
often share from the same plate with my spoon and we share
from the same bottle of water (no straw)
she claims to be a born again chritian and yet wants
me to always take her out for dinner.
she knows am married. i have tried giving her a kiss
but she refused. when i call her on phone she would always
amswer me in a sexy manner.
She is driving me crazy. what do you think she wants fromme?

Knock knock knock says the devil! Come in and feel at home says the foolish man. and the devil comes in and feels at home.

Bob James you have to stop acting foolishly if you want the best for yourself and for your marriage. You should know that you can never find true love outside your home if you’re married because any woman you meet would have an intention of wrecking your home.

So open your eyes and stay away from that woman before it’s too late.

You can marry five of them in order to avoid breaking their heart; afterall our culture permits it.

for example? Simply smile and walk away as a "gentleman"?

Before you slap a guy you musk know the kind of person he is.

Most guys won’t work away as gentle men when a woman slaps them.

So if your planning or to slap someone, you better do a rethink or else you would look like a thief that just escaped being lynched when he’s through with you.

The reason is that most people get excited by the word sex; so when they come to a forum e.g. Nairaland and find something similar there, they make sure they participate in it.

You’re the one how is dating them so you should know which one of them takes you more seriously.

So my advise to you is that you follow your heart

Merry Christmas to you also Ufobabe.

And I also pray that God in his infinite mercies would make each and everyone of us present here (Nairaland) cross over to 2008 triumphantly in Jesus name Amen.

If you’re a born again Christian, then pray and cover your house with the blood of Jesus so that no evil would befall you.

If you’re the diabolic type, then go to your village and look for the strongest native doctor; invite him to your house to do some spiritual cleansing so that the scorpion or whatever it is would stop.

And finally: if you’re a pagan, this means you have no offensive weapon, you’re prone to all sorts of attack; so I would advise you to pack your bag and baggages and flee from that house

Once you find your match i.e. someone who you share so many things in common; you get attracted to that person and in no time, you fall in love with him or her.

Good luck

This topic already exists

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=38800.msg1720616#msg1720616

Which guy?