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Romance › Re: I Need your Advice by CrazyMan(m): 8:01pm On Oct 11, 2007
I would suggest you ask him what happened between him and the mother of his child. What really caused their breakup; and also you have to find out if he still has any form of contact with the other lady.

If there’s no more contact and you feel he told you the truth concerning what happened between both of them, then you can go ahead and marry him there’s definitely nothing to be afraid of.

But if you feel the atmosphere looks so suspicious and you know one way or the other that they still see each other under the disguise of him going paying a visit to his child, then listen to your heart and be sure you make a decision that you won’t regret in future.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Pick Your Date On NairaLand by CrazyMan(m): 7:39pm On Oct 11, 2007
Na wah o!

Seun don cast you go bottomless pit you go de there until you repent and acknowledge him as the one and only obantalapitipit of nairaland. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Is True Luv Real?! by CrazyMan(m): 7:33pm On Oct 11, 2007
[quote author=cute-ass link=topic=84452.msg1575737#msg1575737 date=1192055158]And you say that Cos you've been round the globe and back?[/quote]Yea.
How did you know? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lonely Saucekid by CrazyMan(m): 7:26pm On Oct 11, 2007
Hmmmm.

I never said you're a kid; i said family home. undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Who Is The Hotest In Nairaland by CrazyMan(m): 8:04pm On Oct 10, 2007
We all know it's me.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Pick Your Date On NairaLand by CrazyMan(m): 8:02pm On Oct 10, 2007
Kituan shocked shocked shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Is True Luv Real?! by CrazyMan(m): 8:00pm On Oct 10, 2007
No it doesn't
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Lonely Saucekid by CrazyMan(m): 7:57pm On Oct 10, 2007
Why won’t you be lonely when you ran away from the KID home and joined some people from only God knows where.

Come back home and you won’t be lonely any more.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Christiana And Smartsoft Hummm Feelings Growing ! by CrazyMan(m): 7:44pm On Oct 10, 2007
Just inform me when both of you would be getting married that’s the most important.
Jokes Etc › Re: Indulge In Your Vices by CrazyMan(m): 5:34pm On Oct 06, 2007
cool.
Jokes Etc › Re: Dumb people .october by CrazyMan(m): 5:33pm On Oct 06, 2007
Not bad.
Jokes Etc › Re: Females Vs. Males by CrazyMan(m): 5:31pm On Oct 06, 2007
Not bad
Crime › Re: This Section Is Going To Be Merged With The Recycle Bin by CrazyMan(m): 5:29pm On Oct 06, 2007
@Seun
I think it would be good if you allow people to discuss about crime; because it enlightens people on what to do when they encounter things like that. Sex attack one of the most shameful and emotional kind of crime; but it's good people discuss it so that girls would be able to learn from it and not fall victims.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Cemetery Plot by CrazyMan(m): 5:26pm On Oct 06, 2007
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Jokes Etc › Re: My Deranged Humor! by CrazyMan(m): 5:23pm On Oct 06, 2007
Hmmmm
Culture › Re: 50% of ur Fellow passangers on board are All Male Arabs:Will U Leave or Stay? by CrazyMan(m): 5:23pm On Oct 06, 2007
I shall run for my life.
Jokes Etc › Re: Kill Queen's English - and go Scott Free by CrazyMan(m): 5:22pm On Oct 06, 2007
I didn't knwo what you is talking angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Want To Be A Millionaire by CrazyMan(m): 5:20pm On Oct 06, 2007
Nice one.
Literature › Re: Which Books/Novels Are You Currently Reading? by CrazyMan(m): 5:17pm On Oct 06, 2007
Oliver twist. Its a nice book
Jokes Etc › Re: Could Dis Be Ur Wife? by CrazyMan(m): 5:15pm On Oct 06, 2007
Nice one.
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Been Blocked From Using The Forum? by CrazyMan(m): 5:14pm On Oct 06, 2007
Because it's not necessary.

Now tell me, have you been blocked?
Jokes Etc › Re: Am I A Thief by CrazyMan(m): 5:13pm On Oct 06, 2007
When those people who knocked on your door finish dealing with you, you would know if you're a theif or not.
Nairaland General › Re: Seun, Nairalanders Investment Clubbers? Scam? by CrazyMan(m): 5:12pm On Oct 06, 2007
I recieved that mail also.

I guess it's a spam mail.
Jokes Etc › Re: Three Is Equal To Four by CrazyMan(m): 5:10pm On Oct 06, 2007
Hmmmm
Jokes Etc › Re: How Do You Feel. . . by CrazyMan(m): 5:09pm On Oct 06, 2007
Sick.
Romance › Re: Im Confused! by CrazyMan(m): 5:09pm On Oct 06, 2007
If you feel you're getting old as you say and he isn't showing any commitment, then forget about him and look for someone more serious.
Jokes Etc › Re: Kill Queen's English - and go Scott Free by CrazyMan(m): 5:06pm On Oct 06, 2007
I shall reported the admin for all of you.
Food › Re: What Did You Cook Today? by CrazyMan(m): 5:02pm On Oct 06, 2007
I boiled rice this afternoon and ate it with stew.
Jokes Etc › Re: Warning by CrazyMan(m): 4:58pm On Oct 06, 2007
Hmmm
Business › Re: Another 419 Format(beware)! by CrazyMan(m): 4:54pm On Oct 06, 2007
Check this one out.


FROM : THE DESK OF MR GARUBA MOHAMMED.
BILL AND EXCHANGE MANAGER,
BANK OF AFRICA (B.O.A) OUAGADOUGOU,
BURKINA FASO WEST AFRICA.
RE: TRANSFER OF ($27,500.000.00 USD)
(TWENTY SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.)

DEAR FRIEND.

THIS SHORT MEMO WOULD CERTAINLY COME TO YOU AS SURPRISE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WE HAVEN’T HAD ANY PREVIOUS CORRESPONDENCE WITH EACH OTHER.
INSPITE OF THIS, I WILL APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WILL PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE TO EXECUTE A BUSINESS WITH YOU WHICH WILL CERTAINLY BE OF A MUTUAL BENEFIT TO BOTH OF US. I WANT TO TRANSFER TO OVERSEAS ($27,500.000.00 USD) TWENTY SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) FROM THE BANK OF AFRICA, I WANT TO ASK YOU TO PROVIDE AN ACCOUNT OR QUIETLY LOOK FOR A RELIABLE AND HONEST PERSON WHO WILL BE CAPABLE AND FIT TO PROVIDE EITHER AN EXISTING BANK ACCOUNT OR TO SET UP A NEW BANK A/C IMMEDIATELY TO RECEIVE THIS MONEY, EVEN AN EMPTY A/C CAN SERVE TO RECEIVE THIS FUNDS QUITELY.

I AM MR GARUBA MOHAMMED, THE ACCOUNTANT PERSONAL CONFIDANT TO MR KATTAN SALIF WHO DIED TOGETHER WITH HIS ENTIRE FAMILY IN A PLANE CRASH ON THE 1ST OCT. 2003 ON THEIR WAY TO ATTEND WEDDING IN BOSTON.

A PHYSICIAN AND INDUSTRIALIST, HE WAS A CONTRACTOR AND HE ENGAGE IN SO MANY BUSSDINESSES IN AFRICA. DIED LAST THREE YEARS WITHOUT HAVING ANY BENEFICIARY TO HIS ASSETS INCLUDING HIS ACCOUNT HERE IN BURKINA FASO WHICH HE OPENED IN A BANK OF AFRICA IN THE YEAR 2003 AS HIS PERSONAL SAVINGS FOR THE PURPOSE OF
EXPANSION AND DEVELOPEMENT OF HIS COMPANY BEFORE HIS UNTIMELY DEATH IN 2003 THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS (USD 27,500,000.00)TWENTY SEVEN MILLION FIVE
HUNDRED THOUSAND USD, NO OTHER PERSON KNOWS ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT, I AM CONTACTING YOU FOR US TO TRANSFER THIS FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT AS THE BENEFICIARY, I WANT TO FIRSTTRANSFER ($27,500.000.00) (TWENTY SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.) FROM THIS MONEY INTO A SAFE ACCOUNT ABROAD, AFTER WHICH WE
WILL TRANSFER THE REMAINING (20M) BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY FOREIGNER, I AM ONLY CONTACTING YOU AS A FOREIGNER BECAUSE THIS MONEY CAN NOT BE APPROVED TO A LOCAL PERSON HERE WITHOUT VALID INTERNATIONAL FOREIGN PASSPORT, BUT CAN ONLY BE APPROVED TO ANY FOREIGNER WITH VALID INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENSE AND FOREIGN A/C BECAUSE THE MONEY IS IN US DOLLARS AND THE FORMER OWNER OF THE A/C LATE MR.RAVINDRA F. SHAH IS A FOREIGNER TOO, AND AS SUCH THE MONEY CAN ONLY BE APPROVED INTO A FOREIGN
A/C. HOWEVER,I AM REVEALING THIS TO YOU WITH BELIEVE THAT YOU NOT LET ME DOWN IN THIS BUSINESS, YOU ARE THE FIRST AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT I AM CONTACTING FOR THIS BUSINESS, SO PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY SO THAT I WILL INFORM YOU THE NEXT STEP TO TAKE URGENTLY.

SEND ALSO YOUR PRIVATE TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER TO FACILITATE EASY AND FAST COMMUNICATION I NEED YOUR FULL CO-OPERATION TO MAKE THIS WORK FINE. BECAUSE THE MANAGEMENT IS READY TO APPROVE THIS MONEY TO ANY FOREIGNER WHO HAS CORRECT INFORMATION OF THIS ACCOUNT, WHICH I WILL GIVE TO YOU, UPON YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE AND ONCE I AM CONVINCED THAT YOU ARE CAPABLE AND WILL MEET UP WITH INSTRUCTION OF A KEY BANK OFFICIAL WHO IS DEEPLY INVOLVED WITH ME IN THIS BUSINESS.

AT THE CONCLUSION OF THIS BUSINESS, YOU WILL BE GIVEN 30% OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT, 60% WILL BE FOR ME AND MY COLEAGUES, WHILE 10% WILL BE FOR
EXPENSES BOTH PARTIES MIGHT HAVE INCURRED DURING THE PROCESS OF TRANSFERRING.

I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR EARLIEST REPLY .

THANKS.
GARUBA MOHAMMED.

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