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1. Wetin the snake do you? Snake dey him own, jejely you go kill am. You wan make we praise for reducing our biodiversity. When rat begin dey chase you commot house now.

2. Why is this in the politics section. Unless that snake is an apeeshit political thug, I will advise the mods to do the "needful".

Destined2win:
God said to me, 'Destined2win, my chosen king, I have given you power and authority over the birds of the air and the vegetations, mountains and valleys on the earth.

I will prosper the land in your hands that all nations will come to feast of thy abundance.

I will grant thee peace in all thy borders and make thy land a safe haven.'

All I can say is, 'thank God'!!!

What do you think about these promises?

My dear subject, Mr 'Destined2win,

We will like to advise you to stop misrepresenting Our word. We never promised you any presidency . Your failure to understand Latin, Hebrew or Arabic ( Our preferred language for communicating with mortals) is no excuse for misreprenting Our Divine word.

If you continue in this path of sin, We shall surely visit you with plagues, floods, thunder or various the other punishments that may appeal to our Divine sense of justice.

Repent now and save yourself from perdition.

Signed.

His Divine Deity Yahweh Allah Curlieweed

P.S

You're also advised to stop smoking those funny leaves so the voices in your head can shut the fckk up.

The trend of events in this country is really frightening. From butchering unarmed protesters to mass muder of shiites and widespread detention of presumably innocent people without trial.

Some people still pretend that this is actually a democracy. However all indications point to a quasi-civilian dictatorship. However when the oppressed fight back, zombies and other assorted cowardly lovers of injustice shouldn't start bleating about "terrorism" and "dialogue".

'Nuff said.

While I am no fan of Roaches, this report is unadulterated crap. Grazing reserves and farm estates are two totally different things. There are substantive things to criticize a con man like Roaches about without making stuff up.

Our ancestor say that "eziokwu bu ndu".

Same old crap.

I can't think of a more heinous crime than raping children. No punishment is too severe for a pedophile. Castration should just be the beginning.

omenka:
Abeg where be the best spot to get roasted fish for Enugu?? Currently at a hotel close to Entraco.

Which hotel? I'd like to pay you a visit with my friends. Show you Coal City.

tomakint:
Let me quickly correct that notion, it is not going to be easy for Tinubu to rule by proxy, why? Everybody is aware that Osinbajo is a stooge to Tinubu so a strong, stubborn and fanatical Hausa will be voted into the VP position to checkmate Osinbajo and trust me, its gonna be tough, and could be bloody for Osinbajo. I think Osinbajo will need the spiritual advice of Baba Adeboye more than the political shrewdness of Tinubu.

I don't like hearing this baseless rumour about Mumuharri being terminally ill. It is not true. It can't be true!

Muharram must live and complete his misrule. We can't allow death to bail him out. Death now will only beatify him. Propagandists will start talking about his good intentions and his "messianic" qualities. Our ancestors forbid it!

People must learn. Next time a zombie changes his khaki for agbada, people will be wiser.

I knew this was fake news as soon as I saw the word "brain". Mumuharri is a Mumu, he doesn't have any brains. Everyone knows that.

Words of wisdom from the genuine Yoruba (not the faceless rascals we encounter on NL everyday).

OrlandoOwoh:
Ijaw don't like imperialism and even fought the whitemen more than any group in Nigeria? You're a liar. No group subjugated themselves to the whiteman like the Ijaw. They went to the extent of droping their names and adopting those of the Europeans. The Europeans be said to have conquered them "nomenclaturally." Today, among the Ijaw you here names like Bruce, Briggs, Dickson, Long John, Aggrey, Jonathan, etc.

Please google Akassa war.

HEIR:
OP guess you're a little ignorant about this subject. we can hardly say Edo and cross river are ND States, even though they're in south south.
How many oil well are in Edo and cross river? oil well in Akwa Ibom state are mostly in the shallow waters and eket.

I don't support violence in any form. But these people are suffering, amidst to much wealth from their region. Just one visit, your mindset would change.

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Thanks for your post. However, you shouldn't waste your time educating hypocrites who claim to be patriotic citizens of a country they know next to nothing about. You should allow them to continue wallowing in their ignorant ethnocentric filth.

Most sane people are no longer moved by their divide and ruin antics. Yesterday, Igbos are the problem, today Ijaw are evil. Yet these clowns want to remain in the same country with these evil people. Tell me if this is not lunacy.

Mumuharri has always been a coward. It's common knowledge. That's why the 1985 coup plotters waited until Idiagbon was out of the country before asking young Dasuki to casually whisk him off to a well deserved stint in jail.

The no-nonsense sherifat meme is mostly undeserved. Any way more people are beginning to realize what we knew already, "the emperor is actually butt nakid."

Mjshexy:
Coming from a weed smoker, no time sir

You're a colomental relic.

Mjshexy:
Civilized and anti-corruption crusaders, Nigeria will surely survive this phase because God did not create Nigeria by mistake..

Stop the blasphemy! Bandit Lugard is not a god. He was a career bandit and all his creations were mistakes. This particular mistake will e corrected in due time.

krasican:
But he said dey neglected him

For those that can't or wont read long posts. Here is the summary:

Judas is wailing for his 30 pieces of silver but the Pharisees (Amaechi and Tinubu) are fencing him.

kpekusPikin:
Dem say pikin no know book zombie dey say but e get fine handwriting.

Economy is going down and this idiot is here writing about making a minute fraction of the populace to laugh. If laughing is our problem then let's make bovi our next president

D: D: Stop am oh. You want sack me for work for over laughing in public?

This Commissioner Osunbande no get work, sa.

Mumuharri wasn't in any coma. This is just his normal mumuness.

Mumuharri wasn't a mistake. He's doing a wonderful job of supervising the disintegration of this fraudulent racist experiment called Nigger-area.

Great post, Bro.

Only muguns and scammers believe in one Nigeria.

anonimi:
The only reason Buhari has ministers is for them to make NOISE, not so
From the horse's mouth =>




Who brought this CALAMITY upon our nation?
Who




www.nairaland.com/attachments/2165170_tinubumumu_jpeg841752a3a8712d5ed9d37dcc8ef65266

Epic reply.

On behalf of President Goodluck Jonathan AKA Johnny Be Good, I wish to express my disappointment with the activities of the NDA.

I wish to assert that your activities are falling below the lofty standards set by such illustrious standard bearers of this struggle like King Jaja, Isaac Boro and Saro Wiwa. I can't understand why despite serial provocations by the Presidiot Mumu-madu Mumuharri El Dullardin, hydrocarbons are still exported from these lands.

I have no sympathy for clowns like these so-called "activists". Mumuharry hasn't sprung any surprises. He had three fantastic previous chances at the national stage (minister for petroleum, head of state and chairman of PTF) with clearly underwhelming results. Moreover, this time he only promised to "phight kwarauption". If these so-called "activists" read more into that, we can't blame the Presidiot.

And before I forget, your "activism" had only a minuscule role in enthroning our imperial dunce. No! That honour should go to his loyal army of Almajiris. If anyone has a right to express disappointment, it should be them. So please get over yourselves.

Dear Mr Omenka,

I can't decide if your attempt at analysis is just puerile or simply overtly diversionary. Your thinly veiled attempt at blaming some phantom fifth columnists, possibly from the SE ( as evident from your refusal to commiserate with SE victims) is just another example of a continuation of the "divide and rule" tactics perfected by your Apeeshit in the last election campaigns.

Your jenune arguments are typical of Mumuharistas. Rather than a systemic analysis of issues, you rush to blame innocent bystanders or proffer brutal solutions to treat perceived symptoms. For the record, your point about whether the herdsmen are Fulani or not is simply tangential and even out rightly farcical. It doesn't matter whether they are Malinke, Berber or Zulu. The issue is that people should not roaming around with cattle, especially in our increasingly densely populated countrysides.

For your information, clashes between the herdsmen and farming communities isn't restricted to Nigeria. These clashes take place right across West Africa and even into Central Africa. The key issue here is not some alleged bias in reporting but that these clashes are actually increasing both in frequency and intensity. The culprit here is not your hated Igbo fifth columnists trying to besmirch the peerless name of your saintly dunce but the increasing collisions between these herdsmen and sedentary farmers caused by a combination of climate change and a demographic dynamic.

On the one hand, a series of bad droughts in the Sahel have led to the decimation of herds rendering a number of herdsmen without livestock. On the other hand the famine as well as the accelerating expansion of the Sahara means that the herdsmen are forced to move in increasing numbers south wards where they are faced with farmers who are already faced with a fixed piece of land against rapidly increasing population pressures. Areas where herdsmen strolled through in the past unchallenged are now farmland. Added to this combustible mix is the fact that a lot of the erstwhile herdsmen who lost their livestock to drought have become cattle rustlers and bandits. That is why I find your refusal to accept that most herdsmen are armed in the face of likely attacks by rustlers, disengenous.

These are the root causes. These are the issues your Presidiot should be addressing not blaming other people, globetroting and mouthing off inanities about pighting kwarauption.

mile12crises:
The attack is be a plot to assassinate the GOC but he went with loyal troops.

Thank GOD for saving his live.

After the attack he continued his journey to bama, but a coward(YoroBat Enitan Ransom Kuti) will just reverse his vehicle and flee in a nake-breaking speed

I know that ethnocentricity is the fashion on this boards but stick to stuff you understand. Enitan can NEVER be a coward!

Ramnon2:
The name of the book is: Central Africa: Adventures and Missionary Labors in Several Countries in the Interior of Africa, from 1849 to 1856, Thomas Jefferson Bowen, Southern Baptist Publication Society, 1857.

The statement (in the book page in photo) is quoted below


Source https://books.google.com/books?id=SCgbAAAAYAAJ&pg=PA13&source=gbs_toc_r&cad=4#v=onepage&q&f=false

Na war! I have given up on modern Africans. Imagine literally drooling in the mouth and wagging your tail because of faint praise from an ignorant cracker.

This red neck, Bowen called my forbears " half civilized". When we were smelting iron at least 3000 years ago according to archeological evidence from the Nsukka area, his Anglo Saxon ancestors were hiding in caves. I no blame una sha.

Correction!

Fulani Herdsman Feared hopefully Killed In Ondo State.

If ear no hear word, e go follow head enter grave.
-Mallam Ado Kanye

I am frankly tired of all these lamentation threads. Buhari only promised to "pight kwarauption", he didn't fromise to frovide all these other irrelevant puel and "light" nonsense you guys keep whining about.

So what if the entire economy is going down the toilet fast? Well, if there is no money, there will be none to steal. Therefore, no kwarauption, duh.

Ridwan1821:
The bill is targeted at banning the use of loudspeakers for religious purposes “other than inside a Mosque or Church and the surrounding areas outside the stipulated prayer times.”
https://www.naij.com/738574-el-rufai-takes-drastic-action-religious-preaching-kaduna-state.html

The portion you highlighted is at the core of the problem with the law. It's purely discriminatory. The 1999 constitution apparently ensures freedom of religion. That freedom is not limited to Islam or Christianity. It becomes discriminatory for E-l-Ruffai and his friends to appropriate the powers to decide what religion is proper and those that are not.

It's either the KDSG bans public broadcast of all religious messages (a move I support given the refusal of the inhabitants to tolerate each other) or allow all religions to broadcast their message freely.

RZArecta:
APC candidate for Rivers state house of assembly under Ikwerre local govt Azubuike Nwajoku has turned into a reality tv star like Kim Kardashian and Omotola. He is seen here shouting in this video like Orubebe at an unidentified INEC official to return back 12 million naira given to him to rig elections in APC's favor. It seems the money have enter voicemail, we shall keep you posted on breaking developments.

https:///IlGuBAylTO

This can't be corruption from the "holy" Apeeshit. Or is it?

I am confused. Where is the stealing? After all, zombies claim that stealing and corruption are synonymous.

Apeeshit, axis of Mumu.

plaetton:
What do you think is corruption?
Stealing public money.

Let me repeat for those that are mature enough to understand; stealing is not corruption.
Corruption goes way beyond the act of stealing.
Corruption is a state of mind, a perverse state of mind.

When a person sworn to uphold the Constitution deliberately subverts it, then that is the ABC of corruption.
Corruption means perversion of a system or order.
Anything, any group, any person that uses authority to subvert a law or a system is corrupt and promotes corruption.

With that in mind, Buhari and his state agents are corrupt and are promoting corruption in the polity.

Buhari's growing list of corruption practices.

1. Detaining persons beyond the statutory 48hrs without charge.

2. Disobeying court orders.

There have been several cases to date.

3. Interfering with the Independence of the CBN.

4. Harassment of opposition members of Ekiti state
legislature by agents of the State. A clear violation of the separation of powers.

5. Violations of due process in the sacking of 12 Vice Chancellors of federal universities.

6. Joining a military coalition of Arab states without consultations and approval from the legislature.

7. Nepotism .
Unabashaedly Appointing his friends and loyalists to official federal positions ( our collective Commonwealth) , is one of the worst forms of corruption.

And many many more.

The point I am trying to get across here is that you cannot claim to flight corruption if you don't even understand what it is.

If Buhari wants to fight people who have stolen public funds, let him say so, not corruption.

Corruption is a bigger, all pervasive mental infrastructure of which Buhari himself, by his many actions, is also greatly infected.

Let's stop the deceit.

Epic post! Thank you, Sir