₦airaland Forum

Nelkoko:
Folo ma style

This will cost you N100 stamp duty. N50 to withdraw and N50 to deposit again. Thanks again to the Daura Dry Skull for introducing another blood sucking policy.

Una never Chi-chum-chin

idupaul:
This is not the longest fuel queue ..yall need to see the north west filling station before VGC and what the queue is saying

That one na learner. Try Forte Oil after Lekki-1 toll plaza or the new Pinnacle station by the 2nd round about, Lekki-Epe expressway, you will weep for people. That queue is not less than 2 km long, and the queue is double or triple in some cases.

Some have slept there for for 2 days now, since Sunday

NgeneUkwenu:
Where is the "blast"?

The extra long queues at fuel stations and curses being spewed by angry Nigerians are more than enough "blast". The one from BBC is really not important.

LadyExcellency:
Are Nigerian Military formation and Police command on auto-mode to make defenses for the herdsmen?

They are either making excuses for their atrocities or killing and arresting villagers in defense of herdsmen and their cattle.

76 farmers in Ebonyi were arrested by soldiers an detained for over 2 weeks because they protested the raping of their women and killing of farmers by herdsmen. They paid stiff bail to secure their freedom.

The charges were that they posses weapons. None of the herds men has even been questioned, talk less of being arrested. Meanwhile, the cattle herdsmen are walking free with their AK47s.

Prominent elites from SE, SS and SW are keeping a deafening silence on this herdsmen menace.

Nigeria we hail thee!!!

"I will"

"I shall"

"I vow"

We are getting tired. When will you start "doing"?

Next thing you will take pictures and open your teeth as if that is what you were elected to do. Start working, or shut-up and keep pictures of your nomadic travels to yourself

If Buhari can at least begin to do even one-quarter of this, Nigeria would have improved.

Buhari's own is always "I will", "I shall", " I vow"....

Eeehn?? Jite Ogunye, Buhari's Chief Apologists who always appears on Channels TV to defend him is also wailing?
Someone should please scan a copy of Wailers Application Form for him. I understand all the original copies are finished

Jombojombo:
A Lagos-based lawyer and rights activist, Fred Agbaje, said the situation "was a manifestation of unpreparedness by President Buhari to lead the country".

On fuel subsidy removal or non-removal, a Lagos-based lawyer, Jiti Ogunye, said,“People, including me, are spending a whole day at filling stations. There’s no light. We can’t continue to weather this storm. Businesses are not working. Till when do we wait? The toll on the people is too much".

http://www.punchng.com/life-under-president-buhari-as-petroleum-minister/

Look at those dried hands.
Looks like a cockroach inside a sack of beans

APC tinz na...

Even when they sit, they carry camera follow body. When they shiit, dem go still carry camera follow body

Hope one of these days they will not show us poo exiting their anus.

EastGold:
This goes a long way to tell you that some of our governors are bad managers. Arẹ́gbẹ́ can jump up and down in any campaign but he sincerely lack the craft of governance.

He knw the allocation is now reduced but he's prioritising nonsense, he went ahead and create new local government, he renamed all higher institutions.

Basically chasing shadows rather than getting down sound economic policies.

He also changed the name of the state from "Osun State" to "State of Osun". I am still struggling to understand how this sophistry improved the lot of suffering and poor Osun people.

Forcibly confiscated mission schools. Wasted billions in importing "Opon-Imo" (electronic tablets) for primary schools, when the State, Poly and COE and University teacher are owed months of salary arrears.

That socks on Aregbe's legs got me cracking

olucephas:
Vanguard.com.ENUGU —The Military High Command, yesterday, explained that the expanse of the Sambisa forest, in Borno State where the Boko Haram terrorists hibernate was largely responsible in the delay in flushing the insurgents out of their safe haven.
This is even as the Army revealed that an investigative panel has been set up to look into the alleged killing of members of the Movement for the Actualization of Sovereign State of Biafra, MASSOB,and the Indigenous People of Biafra,IPOB,protesting the continued detention of Nnamdi Kanu,Radio Biafra Director,in Aba,Abia State.
Chief of Army Staff, COAS, Tukur Burutai, stated this during a familiarization tour at the 82 Division, Enugu, yesterday.
According to the COAS,”we are already in Sambisa forest. But Sambisa is as big as Enugu state which needs thorough planning for logistics and other manpower needed. That accounts for the delay in flushing out the insurgents. The alleged incident of killing of MASSOB,IPOB members by the Army in Aba will be investigated.
“Since my appointment,we have set out to build a professionally responsible Army in the discharge of its constitutional role which is the result of what we are seeing today. We have taken steps to ensure that education within the Army is paramount to ensure that troops operate within the rules of engagement "

I thought Buhari said that boko haram is no longer holding any Nigeria territory.

Now it seems Buratai is contradicting his C-in-C. Or is Sambisa forest technically not part of Nigeria again?

Net February 2016 FAAC allocation to Osun State stood at a paltry N6.2m after loan and sundry deductions at source.

The way things are going, with increasing interest and principal repayments from loans and bonds, Osun State will record zero allocation from federation account sometime in 2016. Essentially, Osun State technically bankrupt.

I understand the Governor has started running seminars on how civil servants should survive without salary.

bettercreature:
That is not possible beside it doesnt have anything to do with osun state government,it has to do with how much federal government is generating from osun state
Osun state allocation is still around 3.5 billion.I dont know where you got this

Is it that you cannot read the BudgIT tweet or what?

Osun State allocation was N3.5b. After loan deductions, ISPO, FG bail out deductions, and other bond obligations that Gov Aregbesola mortgaged the future of his state, Osun is now left with chicken change of N6m. I believe this should be enough to buy gbekere and satchet water for Osun State govt Weekly Executive Meetings.

By the way ISPO means Irrevocable Standing Payment Order. These are first line charge deductions the State has entered into with her creditors.

Osun is a failed state. They should just hand them over to Mushin LCDA to manage

This clownish governor Okorocha is so clueless.

Innoson does not need titles or Chancellor of university. What he needs is for Imo State and all South-East governments and parastatals to dump all the imported cars in their and switch to Innoson vehicles and buses to strengthen the economy of Imo State and Nigeria in general

Choi!

This Red Pepper newspaper should open branch in Nigeria sharp. The paper will be filled with porn-like pictures everyday of bonking naija politicians

He is denying that he did not storm out of Love FM interview

Said that even though Wike was his Chief of Staff, the closest and highest ranking public official at state level to the governor, he did not know he was violent.

When challenged why he still recommended him as Minister to represent Rivers State, he said he got reports that Wike was depressed, that he did not want medical condition in his hands. This is why he recommended him as minister!

Na wao ooooo. Politicians and lies.

Minister of Transport and Aviation on Channels TV putting a spin on the situation in Rivers State.

Says there are no cultists in APC
There are no violent people in APC
There are no sinners in APC!!

OK ooooooo. We don hear!!

Lai: "by 2018 Nigeria will not import a drop of refined petroleum product"

Lai: "by 2018, Nigeria will become a net exporter of petroleum product, when Dangote's refinery comes on stream"

Min of Communication, Lai Mohammed is on Channels TV right now.

Says government will not start new projects, but will concentrate on completing those started by previous administration.

ngmgeek:
The fact that she is Tinubu's daughter doesn't mean that she has to support everything our traveling president and her father are doing.
I like bold and courageous Nigerian women.

What is so "courageous" about begging for egunje or "settlement"

Did you read the story at all?

2n2k:
I thought there was renovation of the place after the Channels TV expose. What happened again?

After the channels TV report as part of their own contribution to the make-GEJ-unpopular campaign the renovation on Picture #4 was carried out. Renovation was not completed.

After that elections came. Pa Buhari took over. Since then Channels TV has not seen, heard, and cannot say anything negative against this government. Channels TV actually believes there is nothing wrong with the college any longer.

jaylister:
This Country can be so annoying in everything... were is our VP, Speakers??

That midget governor El Rufai is confusing VP Osibanjo's brain.

Rufai dragged him to Kaduna to attend one yeye cultural festival while his main duties are being handled by a former VP.

6fit:
but her pvssy is yur type of pvssy?

This must qualify comment of the century
Give @6fit a medal plus some $$$

This is Aisha Buhari exposing her chest and wearing tight dress to reveal the contours of her bobbi. Why is Aisha Buhari not wearing the kind of hijab Ese is forced to wear?

Why is that Northern elite always practise a different brand of Islam to that pracitised by the poor.

takoi:
This girl should become a case study for the case of forced child marriages in Islam.

More like forced child rape and islamisation

I ran this promo much earlier. I promised recharge card. I was really serious about it. Noboby won!!

https://www.nairaland.com/2697634/predict-buharis-next-travel-destination

That was before his trip to Iran to attend one yeye conference that even the locals don't care about.

So hard to predict Buhari's trips.

DonBobes:
@op
i dnt ndastand ds ur topic o!

Channels TV was interviewing the LGA Vice Chairman from one of the towns sacked by BH to guage the level of security from those areas in the light of FG's claim that BH has been "technically defeated".

The LGA Vice Chair answered YES and NO to the same question. Suleimann Aledeh of Channels asked the follow-up question because the man was hesitating and stammering a bit when he gave the first "yes" answer.

Vice Chairman of Gwoza LGA Ibrahim Adamu is on Channels TV right now condemning the Senator representing their area Ali Ndume for not visiting his LGA. He says Ali Ndume is busy frolicking in Abuja, fighting for power, but has refused to visit his people

Asked if it is safe for people in general to return he hesitates and says yes reluctantly.
When asked if Gwoza people in IDP camps can return to Gwoza, he said emphatic "NO"!!

How did Premium Times obtain Ese's picture?