₦airaland Forum

amtaken:
These are the 10 most promiscuous animals in the world:

1.The honey bee queen - she can mate with 40 male drones,which die upon completion.

2.Bonobos - both male and female mate with multiple partners to create social bond.

3.Elephant seal - One male control over 100 female and He meet with them continously.

4.Topi antelopes - the females are only fertile one day a year of which they seek and mate with the most desirable of male to absolute exhaustion. Note that the females always take the lead and can meet with 4 males in which she exhausts them.

5.Dolphins - they mate several times a day with different sexes to promote bond among the group, most times, the male form sex gang to kidnap female and keep her for themselves for pleasure only.

6.North american elk - Males will compete with one another for the right to a herd of females and depending on experience,a bull elk will be in charge of 1-60 females.

7.Warthogs - the males practice a mating strategy called overlap promiscuity,instead of defending the right to a female,they move up and down looking for more female from different population.

8.Antechinns mouse - these mouses are polygandry in nature,each female will have sex with multiple males in one session that lasts for 12 hours, which results in the death of some of the exhausted and weaker males. Smh

9.Eastern gaster snakes - this is the only snake that gives birth to her her young live. When she wants to mate, different males will come from every corner of the female to form a breeding ball, where the snakes rap each other in order to mate.

10.Humans - when not married, a single can have different sexual intercourse with a minimum of 10 or more for males and 5 or more for females depending on so many factors. Hmmmmmm. Human beings. Smh again.

I did not see dogs in that list. Or am I missing something?

amtaken:
Dankie!

U are welcome.
Please tell them. Facts are sacred. That state is blessed.

xreal:
yes,I am.

Are all these you said - a reason to applaud this in Uyo?

So if others are treading a wrong path, must you follow suit?

sure, I am the one ok here.

Where is the wrong path?

All I see in those pictures is open air thanksgiving service. There are no champagnes, no expensive sumptuous 5 course meals.

To cap it all, no rented hall. The venue, Nest of Champions belongs to AKSG. Hence completely free!!!

amtaken:
I guess you never thought wrongly when Okorocha spent N50m on Christmas flower and another N50m on cake, when Oshimole spent Edo state's N700m on his engagement part and N920m on his wedding to Iara it was ok by you. You never complained when Amechi spent N500m on dinner and lied that he spent only N50m as if N50m is chicken change.


Are you ok?

Wao!! This is hot!!
Excellently articulated with facts. Akwa Ibom girls can be so brainy

Propaganda megawatts. All in the pages of newspaper.

Tomorrow, Lie Mohammed will multiply the figure by 2, and claim they have "technically achieved 10,000 MW".

See picture of monthly power generation from NNPC's official report just published in today's papers including Business Day. We never achieved up to 3,500MW in 2015. In January major gas pipelines which supply gas to Escravos-Lagos Pipeline System (ELPS) was blown up by militants, which mean very limited gas supply, hence very low generation.

Many parts of the country have been experiencing drastically reduced hours they see light. Some areas are in constant darkness. yet they are announcing higher megawatts while generators fueled with government money is providing light for them in their govt offices and official quarters.

why can't Fashola switch off the generators in Federal Ministry of Power including his office in Abuja if those megawatts truly exist?

Kwuantinu with the lies. God is watching all of you

When Gov Ambode of Lagos decided to make huge purchase of vehicles for RRS recently what brands did he go for?

Off course only foreign: Ford, MG, and Toyota

We are not yet serious about true economic development

Meanhwile Nigerian governments at state and federal level are busy shamelessly buying Chinese, Indian, and Korean buses, cars and trucks. And we dream of being economically bouyant, create jobs and conserve foreign exchange when we shun what little we can make locally.

It is like we permanently addicted to foreign goods.

Just read the brands of buses and trucks you see these days on our roads:

Tata
Foton
JAC
Sino Truck
Great Wall
JMC
Hymec
Daewoo
Hyundai
BYD
Geely

All Dangote cement trucks are Foton brand from China.

We are not a serious people. Mtcheewwww

When will Otunba Mike Adenuga's Conoil pay their own backlog?

Same for Alhjai Mohammed Indimi of Oriental Energy, the stupendously wealthy late Mai Deribe's oil company Cavendish Petroleum and Lt Gen Theophilus Danjuma's SAPETRO who got free oil blocks in the name of marginal fields from IBB and Abacha corrupt regime with fat kick arrangements.

When will these fat untouchable cats pay up? Or are we operating two justices systems in Nigeria?

Conoil has such a big hole in thier royalty, petroleum profits tax history they were not allowed to bid for IOC divested equity in oil blocks sold by Shell and Chevron in the last few years.

efilefun:
lol no fear I no go attack u lol, but he had been providing free education even before diving into politics, he got schools in ibadan gan that provides quality free education to the less privileged

You are very correct. "He gat schools in Ibadan". Not only Ibadan, but also in the North. All his philantrophy is concentrated in the North because he was desperate to become president at one time, and used it to woo the North.

For Rochas, charity always begins and ends abroad. Never at home.

How many of those free schools has he built in his home town or Imo state where is presides as the overlord and governor?

Khd95:
So person nor fit toast female soldier for road

Yes go and toast them...
You neva finish toasting all the pepperless wey full your 'hood u wan go try soja woman. Anytin u see for dia collect am.

Mumu full NL no be small

ekafine:
for the first time Rochas is facing the reality. You want your governor to lie that all is well when in actual sense the State is broke, down and out? whoever that will rule imo state next will have to beg for another state to annex imo state. APC should stay very far from Akwaibom.

@eka. Totally agree with you.

Very sensible write up

BeardedMeat:
NO! He is right for once.

Yes he is right because Tinubu is number 1 on the list with his Nation newspaper and TVC TV station.

When will lara show us her bump? Abi Oshiomole is firing blanks?

islandmoon:
Our education syllabus is rubbish, it has misplaced its priorities and making our teeming youth population so useless! look at this woman didnt go to school but she educated her self in her own way! certificates are overrated!

Buhari will frame this comment and hang it in his bedroom.

It is rather shameful that this is the kind ramshackle contraption called danfo bus is used in a modern mega city like Lagos.

They are all moving coffins. Isn't it time we replace them with new air-conditioned buses, confine these scraps to junk yards?

Buhari says he has technically defeated Boko Haram. Please kindly wait for the scientific defeat. That one will come in 2019

registration:
lovely. .

Lovely my foot. What is lovely about thieves

CaroLyner:
they still flirt,married or not married.

And who do they flirt with? Aliens from space abi?
Is it not with the same married and singles who come here to yarn pool?

Mtcheeeewww.

Abeg what is the exchange rate today? Na dat one be di real koko. E don reach N300 to 1$?

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EroticAngelina:
when u guys finally have sense and patience.

we are trying to look good for u!! can't y'all be fvcking patient!?! we ladies, its wat we're known for.

if we don't look good, you guys complain! if we look good, u guys still complain! abeg free us

If you must "look good", how about waking up a bit early (say 4am) so you can spend 2 solid hours fixing your face and paint your eyelashes.

As if any man ever complains that the eye lash is not long enough or that the pancake is not thick enough

Mtcheeeeeewww

celebrities behaving like wild animals

agabusta:
Of course it is very wrong for Dansuki to take money meant for arms to provide legal entitlements to former heads of state. It is called misappropriation and Dansuki should also be tried for that alongside his other sins.

Misappropriation is a serious corruption case.

Absolutely. I am not absolving Dasuki. He is going through his investigation which hopefully should result in a trial.

I am looking at the emerging issue that a sitting President also benefited from the arms money bazaar, and that our President needs to come clean to preserve the integrity of that office. Period.

Festus Keyamo, the attention seeking lawyer from Delta state who could not win APC senate primary in his state, says the vehicles are government property to be returned later.

If so, why should President Buhari declare them as part of his assets. That means they were gifts, not official government cars

This Dasuki-Buhari thing is not looking nice at all.

lekkie073:
ooni is 41 yrs old.....
how come he has a daughter that has grown up this much

Ask them ooooo. That girl cannot be less than 28 year old

Probably the father started serious knacking in his early teens to give woman belle

Omo see nose.

Remove that pancake and make up, and you go pick race

CreamyBanana:
That arms' deal money was used is not Buhari's business. It is the NSA that should tell why arms's deal money was used. Dasuki would be answering that question not Buhari.

If a civil servant got his salary from stolen funds, would you blame him? Or are you saying government employers/ pensioners should question the source of their salaries/pensions before receiving them?

We are talking here about the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, not some poor civil servant.
We are talking about a very ascetic leader who got into office on one single but powerful credential: honesty and incorruptibility.

We are talking here about a sitting President, and how he should react when it becomes public knowledge that one of his fringe benefits was procured with misappropriated funds, and what his reaction should be. The actions and standards of behaviour expected from Mr President, especially this President is far higher than that of a poor underpaid civil servant.

Please let us not mislead this President to compromise his armour of incorruptibility, by encouraging him to justify illegality, even if such legal plank is supplied by Festus Keyamo. Keyamo is not Buhari's lawyer, and he certainly is not the repository of all knowledge when it comes to correct interpretation of Nigerian laws. Keyamo is simply ingratiating himself by making the right noises, which might not necessarily help the President.

May God save us from our friends (like Keyamo). The enemies are easier to handle.

He is even drawing a comb, not fingers.....

Demdem:
“The law did not say which office of d F.G caters for ex-Presidents. But, I know it's illegal for d NSA to pick d bills of a political party,” he said.

Makes sense.

So it is legal for the office of NSA to spend funds meant for arms in purchasing status vehicles for ex-Heads of State

Would it be right for a government agency like NNPC, NIMASA or Nigerian Customs to spend out of thier budget to purchase cars for former leaders when their budget was not appropriated for such purpose? That would be wrong application of funds. It is equivalent to diversion of public funds to wrong or illegal avenues. President Buhari as a former leader who knows the inner workings of government should know without any iota of doubt that that procedure is wrong and fraudulent.

The best President Buhari should do at this point is to instruct his protocol to return those vehicles, and claim that he was not aware of the source of the funds for those vehicles. After all he does not really need them now any longer since he now has all the paraphernalia of the Office of the President at his beck and call. He should simply say that he accepted them from Dasuki, since Dasuki was a top functionary in the Presidency, and only thought Dasuki was simply handing over the vehicles, and not that he purchased them with misapplied government funds. This is the honourable and decent thing to do. The nation will support and applaud the President. Subterfuge and denial will not help.

What is wrong is wrong, let's not try to parse and stretch the truth.

ggirl4real:
I'm coming

...So OP you see, I didn't make the mistake....

You made an even bigger mistake in your only post on NL titled: "Why Does 'the Church' Not Encourage Singlehood?"

https://www.nairaland.com/2611887/why-does-church-not-encourage

What is the meaning of "singlehood". Is that what they teach in NECO/WAEC and degree programmes these days

Wonders shall never end.....

Kim Kardashian shared on her blog post on Monday, Dec. 14, that she is eating her placenta after giving birth to her second child, Saint West.

“So, I’m really not this holistic person or someone who would have ever considered eating my placenta,” Kardashian, 35, wrote in her post titled “Eating My Placenta.”

She added: “And when I say ‘eat my placenta,’ I mean that I’m having it freeze-dried and made into a pill form—not actually fry it like a steak and eat it (which some people do, BTW).”

Kardashian isn’t the only celebrity touting eating placenta either by ingesting it in its natural form or having it made into pills. Actress Gaby Hoffman, who stars on HBO’s “Girls,” told Yahoo Style that she ate bits of placenta in her shakes after the birth of her daughter last year. “My doula cut it up in 20 pieces and I just made smoothies,” she said. “You mix it with strawberries, bananas, tons of fruit, you can’t taste it! But you can feel it.”

Actresses Alicia Silverstone and January Jones have also shared publicly how much they liked the effect of taking placenta pills post-partum, which has been linked to claims that it helps boost milk production and reduce post-partum depression. A 2013 survey of 189 new mothers published in journal Ecology of Food and Nutrition found that 76 percent had a “positive” experience with eating their placenta and that the majority said they would do it again after future births. The only reported downside was the taste or smell.

But are there any proven benefits to ingesting placenta post-birth? In a nutshell, no. “There’s no scientific-based evidence to support that there are any benefits,” James Betoni, MD, a high-risk maternal and fetal medicine specialist in Boise, Idaho, tells Yahoo Parenting.

Adaure4ever:
call girl? you have just insulted me. Go away jor, just feel like crying.
And no, I dress classy and responsible.

No need to cry.....
You did nothing wrong by sharing your story.
Those insulting you were not at the wedding. They did not see what you wore.

You are too sweet to be put down by people who do not even know you.
Keep your chin up, and keep being real.

Nelrulez:
Are you freedom fighter? I ONLY KNOW OF A GROUP THAT HATES INJUSTICE AND OPPRESSION. Do you play for the teamAfrica?

You don't have to be a "freedom fighter" (whatever that means) to stand up against injustices. The OP has done that gallantly in her own little way.

We need to support and encourage this kind of character among Nigerians. It is sorely lacking in our culture. It is the singular reason why we have such horrible political leaders and state institutions like police who act with absolute impunity.

VivaVivre:
I smell a rat! Seriously! Don't go anywhere. Don't even pick that razz manager's calls. Those friends you claim you have that helped you secure that job aren't your friends, I advise you cut off all ties you have with them. If you still insist on going to see the manager who you already depicted as irresponsible from the onset, then my darling you are solely on your own. Peace!!!

Please try to read the OP's original post with some understanding. Your whole advice is based on the assumption she is going back to see the Pervert Manager (PM). Not so. It is actually the boss to the PM who has invited her to hear the story first hand after the security guard reported the matter to higher authorities in the company.

I personally think the cup of the PM is now full. I am sure he has a bad history of harassment in that company, and they want to finally nail him.