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See him belle

Translation

This is a picture of a car thief who stole a car from sauna, he ran out of luck when he passed through hotoron arewa Road where there was a trailer, he had no choice than to park.


Oya clap for me

OK

What are you saying?

Good one.

Good one Mr Ambode


Badoo boys right now...

Chai


It shall never be well with that foreign based ugwu leaf

I wonder how buhari was able to work his magic around Nigerians, oh 2019, where art thou?

Kai, this is disheartening


I can only imagine what has gone through her already in her short stay there.

Oh naija

It's not a lie

Ok

Please don't blame the poor boy, my aunt used to have this dog called Sadam, the dog was easily the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, I loved the dog so much, I cared for it right from the day it was brought into our house, soon, I had to go to school,I felt bad because I knew I was going to miss Sadam, when I went, it was time for holidays, I came back home very happy, I thought about Sadam through out the term, as soon as I got home, I didn't even go inside the room, I dropped my bad, ran straight to its cage and opened it, what I saw shocked me, the little dog o left some months back was now very big, I was scared as the dog ran out of the cage, I ran away and had inside our bathroom, the dog was chasing me, not to bite me but because it was happy to see me, I didn't understand, I was screaming and running, I hid inside the bathroom, locked the door and was screaming for help, the dog was at the door Making funny noises, wiggling it's tail, jumping and hitting the door, I was too scared to open, I thought the dog had forgotten me, I screamed till my grandma came, the dog wasn't tired of waiting as it sat by the door waiting for me, I explained to my grand ma and she asked me to open the door, that it was only playing with me, I no gree o, after series of convincing, I opened it, to my greatest surprise, this dog sprang up, jumped on my body and was playing with me, I was so scared, I loved the dog even more, we played football together, he was my closest friend, some months later, it bit somebody and my aunty decided to sell it, God, I was frustrated that day, wish I had money then, I would have paid anything to buy it, I begged her but she refused, I cried bitterly together with my aunty daughter, we both loved the dog, the buyers came and the dog refused to go with them, it kept on running towards me, I was devastated, they decided to kill it there, I felt like they were killing me too, that was how they tied the dog inside a sack and kept on beating it with woods till it died,it didn't die without a fight tho, it bit 2 more people that were wanting to catch it, in my life, I never felt such pain, I hated my aunty for years, till date, when I remember Sadam, I feel sad, I love dogs, and will get one soon.

So graphic image is now hard to spell abi?

Who is the presidency?

This is the second time I will be seeing this thread on fp, that is to tell you that buharis uselessness can not be overemphasized.

Good one frsc

I am from the middle belt and I like the fact that we are trying to distinguish ourselves from the core northerners, but recycling another criminal and presenting him is useless to me..

If only GNS Pwajok was alive, if only...

holuwajobar:
simple

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One of the key things I learnt from today's service was that "you have to love one another, but you can not love without giving"

Not just the financial aspect of giving, by creating time to just evangelise the message to people in your surrounding is also a form of giving, you gave that person a chance to accept the one true God, and you also gave the heavens a reason to rejoice.


It's my month of generosity for all round victory

I love my church

A church void of politics
One of the very few Pentecostal churches that preaches the word just as it is, yes, even the book of revelations is preached much here.
A church where you see people crying, dancing and rolling on the floor when the Choir are ministering.
A church where your earnings is irrelevant as you are same with the one that earns 1k per day.
A family church where love flows everywhere.


Word assembly is surely the best place to be
Church unusual.

Oh God, help me to break through in the world of cinematography. That's my prayers always. Amen

Legend

Chai, E no go better for smallness

Seun's crush

1st pix
Seun when he heard she was getting married

Vs



2nd pix
Seun when he heard they were fighting with Churchill

I hope the niggie doesn't play an EVA on her.


Beautiful lady tho

babyfaceafrica:
thanks will buzz u

Happy weekend

Same to you sir,edit your quote and remove my number.

onuwaje:
Quick question

during my days in Uniport. there was a course "NIGERIAN PEOPLE AND CULTURE" (GEM103.1)
It says the Irrigwe people.of Benue state offers their women as sex to friends and as means of appreciation.

and that sexual submission by women is the order of the day. it also says that a woman can be anybody's wife in an irrigwe society...
is it true?




please i need to clear the air on this

I doubt the existence of irigwe from benue, I have never seen or heard of one, but there might be a possibility as benue and Plateau were once one state, I know of irigwe in Plateau and kaduna state, and yes, the tradition was once in existence, most irigwe used to practice polyandry, but they have all converted into Christianity.. Irigwe used to practice primary and secondary marriages, where a wife can have multiple husbands

babyfaceafrica:
God bless you for this..I am really interested in languages..is there a way you could teach me small of your language?

Lol, any time you want to learn, just hit me up on WhatsApp mention me after copying, so I can take the number down.

babyfaceafrica:
thanks am grateful...can you use them in sentence like...the water is hot, the weather is hot,my body is cold,the food is getting warm,the weather is cool..thanks sir

I just remembered, Hot in Berom is Kia - pronounced KYA..

Irigwe

The water is warm = rishi Na abi roh
Rishi means water, abi means has, or is, and roh means fire or hot

My body is cold = wreh nje nyi sanyi
Wreh means body, nje means my, nyi means is, sanyi in Hausa means Cold

Another example, how to say "today is cold"
Abi sanyi chu/abi sanyi chune
Abi means there is, sanyi means cold and chu or chune means today.

The food is getting warm = Ya Na bi roh
Ya means food, nyi means has or is , roh means hot


You know, languages itself has its own pattern, if you try to give the direct /word to word translation in English, just as you wrote it in the language, you will end up confusing the person,
Eg
If I was to give you a word to word translation of
The food is getting warm = Ya Na bi roh

It will be

Na ya bi roh

tell an irigwe man that and you will get him confused because it wasn't placed or arranged well.

irigwe is very easy to learn tho, stay in bassa LGA in Plateau state for just 3 months and you will begin grasping.

babyfaceafrica:
good morning, I am a linguist,I will like to know some few words in your languages Luke heron and irigwe.......hot,cold,warm and cool

I am not very good at speaking my language, I hear well but speak little, but can speak my mum's, which is irigwe

Hot - Roh - pronounced just as it is spelt, it can also be used as fire, eg, when you want to say "it is hot" you will say "abi roh"
Cold - I have never heard anyone say it,they always code mix with Hausa when they want to say cold, which is "sanyi" in Hausa.
You can use the 2 for warm and cool too, feel free to ask for more, I'd be glad to help

Ok

INVESTORBNAIRA:
short for okeshola mustapha yoruba muslim

Thanks for the clarification, I wan fear Na.