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The Way Ladies Will Dodge This Thread Ehnnn, Like Uploading It Will Make Them 60 Years Old Immidiately.

Refiner Never Fails To Disappoint, Stunning Everytime, You Are Cute Joor.

SuperSuave:
Chai! Don't think you have an escape route here. Carefully choose one and pray for luck then go to the 2nd venue with bandages and plaster on your head, tell them say okada jam you for road

lmao

Fmartin:
am doing great.. its been long sha. hope dis recession no dey ur side?

My Oga, E Reach O, Things Hard Anyhow, But We Thank God Sha, We Go Survive, 2019 Is Around The Corner, My PVC Is Ready.

Fmartin:
were have u been?

I Have Been Around Bro, Most Times, I Am On Ghost Mode, Read And Go, Lol, Work Has Been Keeping Me Busy, How Are You Doing?

refiner:
Oops!..that was hell of a double date... u should have stood ur ground ...ladies can be deceitful at times...

Anyway...i choose T

I Tried O, Even Tho I Still Had A Thing For Her, Well,The Lady Knows How To Get Her Way As We Have Been Together For 2 Years, Same Department, And Together Most Times, She Knew Me In And Out, That Was Years Ago Sha, I Am Wiser Now.

Have You Ever Been Attracted To Your BF's Friend?

refiner:
Have u ever double dated?

Choi, Its A Long Story, I Dont Know If I Should Call It Double Dating Or What, Well, I Had A Gf Who Broke Up With Me After I Caught Her Cheating, We Moved On, She Added Me And A Friend Of Hers In A Whatsapp Group, I Got Attracted To The Friend, We Got Talking, Fixed A Date Where I Asked Her Out, And Everything Was Moving Fine, Suddenly, My Ex Came Back Crying And Begging, I Refused But She Kept On Pressing, I Told Her I Am Happy With Her Friend Already, She Said I Can Still Be Dating Both Of Em I Said It Wont Work Coz I Will Be The Devil At Last, I Told Her I Dont Double Date, She Should Know Better, But She Refused, She Didnt Give Up Until I Gave In, Tho I Loved Her Friend More, Well, I Was Right As I Was Viewed As The Devil When Evrtin Backfired.
Note- I Kept The New GF Posted, She Knew What Was Going On But They Both Wanted To Stay,Tho They Were No Longer Good Friends.

So You Decide,Is That Double Dating?
Tho I Wont Try It Again

refiner:
My luff...i'm in...so choose one...

Lol Ehrrmm, Lets Go With T.

Refiner Lets Play T Or D

Nowenuse:
Meanwhile, you too should worry about the Witch camps all over your country... Who even knows if your family members might be there?
Nigerian women are winning miss world while your women are being concentrated in witch camps all over your tiny filthy country.
Nigerians are manufacturing cars with our poor power supply while you primitives are still chasing witches in the 21st century!

Kikikikiki
I Have A Friend From Ghana Who Is Schooling In Nigeria, Immidiately He Came In, He Was Acting Weird Around Everyone, It Took Him A While To Adjust, I Later Learnt That He Acted So Because Of The Negative Image Nigeria Has In Ghana, He Said Nollywood Movies Are Even Compounding The Problem, But He Now Understands That They Are All Lies, He Is Always Amazed At The Development In Lagos, Most Of These People Arguing With You Have Never Seen The Borders In Their Country, Dont Waste Your Strenght Bro.

Something Is Not Right, Was She Acting Like That (kissing and sex) Before They Exchanged Vows? If No, Then She Just Might Be Getting It Elsewhere Or Probably Tired Of The Marriage, How Will My Wife Sleep In A Different Room Cos Of Sweat? Is Fan That Expensive? We For Lag For Don Dey Sleep For Different Houses Be That Sef.
Anyways, He Should Talk To Her And Make Her See How She Is Harming Their Union, If It Continues, He Should Find An Alternative Biko, Body No Be Wood.

HermajestyQ:
Just to be on the save side so that you don't have issues after marrying her, I will advice that you try to get her pregnant to be sure that she can actually conceive. Desperate situation calls for desperate measures, though am not an advocate of premarital sex but one has to be careful these days.

You Took The Words Out Of My Mouth (Fingers), That Will Be The Best Solution, Getting Her Preg Is The Ultimate.

Greene66:
it takes one to know one

It Is Like Your Brain Is Paining You, Just Scroll Back Up And Read What You Wrote, Then Ask Your Self If You Are Mentally And Spiritually Okay.

Ladies And Gentlemen, The Op May Sound Like An Idiot, Think Like An Idiot, And Act Like An Idiot, But Dont Get It Twisted, He Really Is An Idiot

daretodiffer:
Thank God you alled yourself Cutezt and not Smartest

1) There are so many gays everywhere, all around you wherever you are in the world.

2) Can you write a 1500 word essay on how bring a homophobe would make your life better?


Thanks.

Maam What Are You Insinuating? I Do What I Deem Fit To These Sick People Called Gays, Most Of Them Are Ritualists, Btw, Are You A Les? Why Are You Bothered What I Do With Homos?

Mordified

Oh, I Can See You Are Pained Cos I Mentioned Muslims, Well I Am Sorry, But I Am Only Stating The Obvious.

oyienootieno:
Safe trip bro..

Thanks Sir.

obinoral1179:
Now am thinking of visiting Jos city..... Nice write up about your town...

Lol, Thanks Sire, J Town Welcomes You.

oyienootieno:
Your welcome.. i am familiar with, i know west of mile wella.. the best place to get roasted fish and chips...

Yeah Bro, You Dey Game O, As I Type, I Am In The Bus Heading Back To Lagos, I Will Miss J Town Tho.

oyienootieno:
At this juncture i think we should just leave it, before you start using stronger word.. but if you are ready for constructive argument and promose not to use vulgar language then bring it on..

Simple he will claim you hack his accout to blackmail him and also organise to snatch his car.

Lol, I Am Sorry For Using Such Words, How Can We Blackmail Him And Make Him Come To The Location, We Never Wanted To Go Anywhere With Him, We Wanted To Beat Him There And Then, If You Are Farmiliar With Jos, You Will Know That We Will Even Get Extra Hands In Beating Him Without Asking, West Of Mines Is A Place Where Men, Women, Boy, Girls Etc, (That Is Also The Bigest Sp6t For Prostitutes), Come Together To Enjoy Themselves, Eat, Drink, And Dance, It Is The Biggest Spot For Buying Already Prepared Point And Kill Fishes, Meat, Etc, Moreover, My Friends Are Well Known There, Jos Isnt Like Lagos Bro, There Is Much Trust Here, I Reside In Lag And Can Testify.

oyienootieno:
He could claim his account was hacked..

Oga Use Brain Na, His Account Was Hacked But He Came To The Location, Stopped, And Was Even Talking To My Friend And Urging Him To Enter The Car So They Can Go To The Hotel?

oyienootieno:
Very poor co-ordination you guys should be flogged. He could have framed you guys as kidnappers, thieves or car snatchers. Next time inform the youth leader in your area, mobilise enough man power for enough beating, get a body camera for proof incase it gwts out of hand then inform the police.. remember the police is the last oh... else...

Did You See The Part Where I Said He Chatted Him Up On Fb? What Other Proof Do We Need When Till Date, The Chat Is Still There, Just That The Man Blocked My Friend.

Angeleena:
okay papa,clap for your self.....can u go to bed now?!

Shey na you keep me awake reach this time ni? e b like say you be #TeamBoss, i predicted the exact results some 9 hours back sef,and lemme give you a hint, if nairaland wants you, Nigeria wants you, i have seen it in Buhari's case, Efe is just another example.
https://i.imgur.com/GOoVWw1.png

Angeleena:
so based on logistics, how much are you all,getting out if the 25/m??

Lemme reply you with my exact reply to this question on facebook


With All Due Respect Ma, We Don't Support Him In Order To Get Something In Return, I For Once Have Never Sat In Front Of My TV To Watch The Show ( Except The Finale), But I Kept On Voting For Him , I Only Follow It Online And Watch Youtube Videos, Well To My Point, This Is Not Just A Competition, It A War Between The Rich And Poor, The Rich Has Long Subdued The Poor, Its Time To Show Them That Majority Carries The Vote, We Did It In Order To Help Someone Out, Not Just Someone, But Someone Who Is Passing/Has Passed The Same Stage In Life As We Have/Are, We Did It So We Can Proudly Look Back, Smile And Say, "I Contributed To The Success Story Of The Young Man". God will surely not turn deaf ears in your case and we will be celeberated someday too.

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So based on logistics, one of our own has made us proud again.
I am sure by now, you dont need an ifa to tell you that Plateau state is a Blessed land, aside all the tourist attractions, exquisitely cool weather, fresh fruits (ask Flavour Nabania), and more, J Town also breeds 2 other things in abundance, and that is Grace and Talent..

If you are lucky enough to be born in Jos, Bred in Jos, or even stayed in Jos at one point of your life, you are sure to stand out anywhere, that is the case of every single being that comes out of jos.

P Square, Sunday Mba, Mikel Obi, Ogenyi Onazi, Victor Moses, Tu Baba, Ice Prince, Jesse Jagz, MI , Suka Sounds, Saint Obi, Desmond Elliot, Victor Nsofor etc , are just but a few to have been born, bred or lived in Jos at one point or the other..

1st,it was Kevin Pam[My Kinsman] who won Big Brother Africa, and now, EFE, All these things cant be comprehended by the ordinary human brain, but if you look at it Based on Logistics, you will realize that J town is a Land which God surely has plans for, I weep when i see people who have never been to the North Central Calling us Islamists and labelling us a curse to Nigeria, well, guess it is a sin to be geographically located in the North, just to clear the air, 70% of people residing in Plateau state are bona-fide Christians who are properly educated, at least to some point..

Well, back to business, A visit to Magnum, Mokumba, steffans and Elim night club on Friday, i thought people were ordered to wear only Efe customized shirts to the club, but No, they just put it on to support one of their own, it was really a sight to behold with lots of different shirts, with different colors customised with Efe's head on it, with the tag 'Team Efe' , so a man and woman Treked for Buhari when he won, well Apata boys decided to Trek for Efe, so we began the trek from Apata, to the family house of Efe at Angwan Mata in Gada Biu, already, it was bubbling with over 600 people with all sorts of funny characters, some were climbing cars, trailers etc, some were lying down on the road, some were dancing, and all.
well, yours sincerely didn't go out with his android, cos for this recession, i cant afford to loose my phone,so i took my little phone, which i ended up regretting sha, [to an extent, cos i met a guy who broke the screen of his new Iphone 6 which he showed me and i verified to be original, he was not bothered tho as he was still sweating and dancing] as i couldn't get very clear footage of all that was going on, i had to make do with a little video and some audio of Efe chants and songs..
Well, some of the clips are below, no images were taken ooo..

lalasticlala mynd44

Jos Loves Efe
Forgive any errors please..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN2CJAd9AuA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zslNon5bR0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z94nST6PhWQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GobXYgl5XMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywAF6EGBwDk

What Shall I Say To This Girl O, All I Have To Say Is Thank You F***h

Lol

80 Millions?
That Means No Be Only One 80 Million, I Go Enter Even With KFC And Dominos Sef.

..OSHEEEY!!!! TILAPIA SON..