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Seun Lalasticlala I really think y'all need to verify every info from this jtown connect blog before pushing it to the front page, it is owned by an igbo man who is bent on spreading lies and false news about Jos all bid to promote his blog, this story is false, that is not even the diamond bank at katako, it's all lies lies lies.

NwaAmaikpe:
As a spirit filled Jehovah Witness; I don't need a RAM
Because I don't believe in Ramadan.

Jesus

MizLizy:
lolz

your aunt love you not only like.. But you still used the condom some other time right.

Ermm, Ayam Cumming, lemme think about it.

My gf then came to visit, we were in my room kissing then my aunt came into my room without knocking, we were not even in the same flat, I was living in a room outside, separated from all the other rooms and flats, she saw us kissing, thank God we haven't got down to the main thing yet, she just went back, went to the parlor, called me, and gave me a pack of condom (she is a nurse so they give them condoms to share to people for free), I was so embarrassed, I told her o wasn't doing anything, she said she knows, but I should just collect it incase, we'll, I collected my thing..

When you smoke Gambian weed for the first time

sahm4u2nv:
please where can I get this, in Ibadan to be precise and hope it ll work with infinix hot 4 pro
thanks in anticipation

Order from konga or jumia, usually not more than 700 naira, bought mine 400 naira last year

Lmfao, dis my guy be like - make una give me coke make I chill Jawe, Na so I for carry die today.

See as him cross leg, him be like " Yes o nothing dey happen"

Lmfao, this guy killed it, but that scammers dumbness is on season 8

AlphaStyles:
me self dy find white British chick

Bros Na WA o, thread of 11 years Naim you resurrect so, this thread senior some Nairalanders

Fmartin:
hy bro

Yes sir

When you met your wife in a strip club

nurshah:
My love ,there are actually millions that won't based on how their mothers were never mothers
Thank God that you indeed have a mom who is truly a mother.It is a blessing ,you know.
I happen to offer voluntary services in an organization so I know what am talking about .
Thank God for your mum and God bless her

Yes O, I Am Proud Of My Mum Anytime, Anyday

comradespade:
[/quote][quote author=Jacksparr0w127 post=56504280]Mine isnt a germ

[quote author=comradespade post=56504087][/quote]Lol, Nairalanders Sef, So Someone Can Not Comman Make Simple Mistake Again Sef Lol, Well My Battery Was On 3% While I Was Typing So Couldnt Really Read Through It Again, Right Now, I Am Typing From My Smaller Phone.

Lalasticlala mynd44 Dominique seun

Santi69:
Share pictures? I doubt it


Happy mother's day to mothers worldwide

What sane person on earth wouldn't proudly flaunt his mother's pix if he had the chance? They are jewels , if you have yours, treat her right while you can.

Who sat and washed my infant head
When sleeping on my cradle bed
When tears and sickness makes me cry...


MY MOTHER


Mom is such A special word
The loveliest I’ve ever heard,
A toast you, Above all the rest
Mom, you are so special You are simply,The best.

Let's use this medium to celebrate our mothers who have been blessings to most of us, post their pictures and leave a message for them to honor them, lemme go first

[b] Hey mum, it's me your son, I just want to use this medium to celebrate you and thank you for being such a blessing to me, with you, I spent 4 beautiful years, 4 amazing years, 4 of the most memorable years in my life
I will love you forever;
and forever you will be
The most wonderful mother,
You mean everything to me.
For as long as I can remember
You were always by my side,
To give me support, confidence and help.
For as long as I can remember
You were always the person I looked up to,
So strong , so sensitive, so pretty.

[b] For as long as I can remember
You always provided stability with in our
family,
Full of laughter, full of tears, full of love.

For as long as I can remember
And still today,
You are everything a mother should be.

You kissed on my chicks,
You hugged me when I needed,
You helped me laugh when I was down,

You are the only and only one, who
is always around,
I felt so comforted when you wrapped me all around,

You are the one, who helped me deal through my wounds,
I cannot tell you Mommy why my heart feels so sound,
It’s only you, who is the reason for all the happiness that I found,

When a mommy hugs her children
She plants a seed of love
And all her wonderful kisses
Come from God above.

When mommy laughs and giggles
She plants a seed of joy
Like when she tickles your funny bone
Or plays with you favorite toy.

When a mommy tucks you in at night
She plants a seed of peace
She prays for God to bless you
With a sweet and restful sleep.

When a mommy asks you to wait for things
A seed of patience is what she sows
For all the really good things in life
Take some time to grow.

When a mommy makes her favorite food
She plants a seed so kind
She knows when okra soup is good for you
Or when you have Jollof rice on your mind.

When a mommy washes all your clothes
Seeds of goodness she plants
She works so hard to scrub and scrub
So you will have clean shirts and pants.

When a mommy take care of you all day
Faithfulness is the seed she sows
She makes sure you have all you need
Like lots of good food and shoes on your toes[/b]

When a mommy rocks you in her arms
A gentle seed is planted deep
Sometimes she’ll sing you a little song
While in her arms you cry to sleep.

When a mommy tell you, ‘No, no, no.’
She plants a seed of self-control
For she knows not all things are good for you
So make sure you listen to what you’re told

But the greatest seed that a mommy plants
Is the seed of God’s great love
She wants you to know him just like she does
So that one day you both will live in heaven
above.

Thank you mama for being a blessing to me, If there is any person I am sure where he or she is in the after life, it is you, Whatever I have become is because of you And I thank you forever for our relationship.

Ayam Cumming to upload it

Bumbae1:
Kikiki u don set mouse trap ni ..
ok will be watching him like a hawk one he comment like dis gbam we go kidnap am

Lol, No Wahala Na

Bumbae1:
Will tag u wen next his online maybe u can epp us get rid

If Only He Will Fall For My Trap, He Will Be History.

Safiaa:
Im just kidding.

Na Lie, U Still Be Suspect.

Bumbae1:
Lol boxer not leaving nl anytime soon .. he just takes breaks and comes back gayer than before
I keep wondering if it real or just for fun

I just pirri Op he don enter wahala be dat if he saw it

I Know Exactly How To Treat Their Type, Too Bad I Have Encountered Just 1.

Safiaa:
lool my own personal sumtin.

The Audience Would Love To Hear Them Pls.

Bumbae1:
Think his on a lengthy ban
They guy been MIA or maybe someone has don him strong ting

Lol i miss those threads though d guy is die hard ..

Lol, Remembered When One Wanted Trying Some Funny Sh!T With Me, At That Spot, I Put Him In His Place, Till Date, I Havent Seen Him Again, Over A Year Now.

Safiaa:
Aww he has removed the pic.
See what you people have caused na I wanted to use the pic for sometin

For? Ah Join Dey Suspect You O

Stegomiah:
Lol,
You are very funny

Lol, Seriously O, Cos I Cant Imagine Looking At My Fellow Guy With Muscular Body And Say I Love Him, Tufiaaa, The Op Can Help Reset Their Brains To Factory Mode.

Bumbae1:
Lol u mean boxer07 his viewing as guest

He Will Soon Open A Thread Proclaiming Love For OP Soon.
Nothing Person No Go See For Nairaland.

Bumbae1:
Suspect wetin abeg no spoil me
I no even see anything seff eye don blind

Op Pm Bumbae, She Say She Get Solution, Btw, Where All Those Nairaland Bobrisky's? If Them Receive This One Inside Them, Them No Need Rehabilitation To Turn Straight, This Is Natural Rehab.

Bumbae1:
Blood of moses

Sign of the cross

Hmmm e no go work op thou shall not tempt one to sin

I can't even think straight at the moment .. I can't even .. let me just go and pray because

I Dey Suspect You O

Stegomiah:
Lwkmd

Ah Ah, That Is Too Much Na, Op Get 3 People D!Ck Only Am, Its Not Fair.

I Cover My Sisters, Cousins, Future Wife, Aunties And My Past, Present And Future GF In The Name Of God.

Op Want To Kill Somebody's Shcid Eooo

Biko Ah Can Not Help U, And Then My Woman Is Complaining, Na Her Dead Body Dem Go Carry If Op Near Her.

optional1:
Happy Birthday

Cutezt


best wishes to you God bless your new age.

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gifted21:
Happy birthday cutezt
Have a fun filled day
Optional1 u too much

optional1:
Happy Birthday

Cutezt


best wishes to you God bless your new age.

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Thanks Yall, Jah Bless