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Beaf:
Chei!
That kain yap can really make one turn suicidal! "Mental polio!"
Laf go kill pesin o!

Kasiem, you are mean.

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Shitluck done shait, so you came out for few mins?? HAHAHA. . .carry go, enter him Bottom again! Worry NOT, una never rich! Paroh_Frey and Depilot died with Yaradua too so when Goofluck Jonagaffe is expelled, all his worms like you go follow am![/size]

kasiem:
so browsing with internet cheats now makes u a big girl? O! Go tell that to your fellow nomads. Take a monkey to london, na monkey wey him be. See how wicked and deceptive nomadic education can be. Gurl, the next bragging i'm anticipating from u, is to tell me that u are now making upto 5 mins call a day. Keep exposing how poor u were when u were selling kunu in nigeria. I can firmly tell u that u are not walking freely in that country of your exile, cos u are having an outdated visa.

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You are even dumber than Jonagaffe Odumbluck! You keep worrying about my "visa", WTF ate your watery brains? This is about your DUMBSHIT GOOFLUCK! Digressing from that would not your BH nemesis to hit him hard again while he looks on like a deer caught in the headlights! [/size]

LOL. . .not 10 pages yet? The tribal fundamentalists and extemists are here! Oh well, make una enjoy una tribal party frenzy!

kasiem:
the dolt think that she has monopoly of insults.

I only want BETTER for Nigerians in Nigeria! Me, I am very fine here and the uselessness in Nigeria does not even bother me at all. If abusing me is all I deserve 'cos I want leaders like is obtained here, then you go fight tire! I am connected to the fastest internet and all kinds of gadgets 24-7! So, keep it coming but don't complain about your internet bills o

I think most of you guys voted and rigged-in a pathetic failure and it pains you to be told that of your VERY POOR SENSE OF JUDGEMENT! Haha. . .life must suck to be YOU! Well, lay off talking about another person's parents because it shows your lack of proper upbringing! Otherwise, I will go ahead and place a curse on your entire generation including your kids to the 10th generation! I will forgive you this once and not anymore!

You are very funny and it's just pathetic to speak as though you know anything about me because you don't and never will. I don't have to tell you anything to disabuse your mind from your ill-conceived opinions and have nothing to prove to you! For now, this is about YOUR CADAVER JONABOTTOM BIGSHITLUCK! - FAILURE PRESIDENT! Let's make a bet - the substandard president will make another BIG GOOF and GAFFE in the NEXT 2 - 4 weeks! If he doesn't he will begin to redeem his standing so run along, pull your ears and tell him! It's a fact you live in his ASS with beaf and some of the pathetic low-lifers on this thread! All of you, una no reach - just some legblegbecious lemmings!  

^^ You seem like you have good intentions but you know NL is always having one fight or the other and I just wanted to let you be wary of that. Some people will not read the rest of your post as soon as they see the topic and before you know it, another tribal fight starts which will not make anyone's life and tribes better in 10 pages time!?

^^^^ Another dumb pile of Bottom shaite wants attention!? Wait, are you all jobless in foul air country of Chief Shitman Gaffelock!? If you only had the privilege of living a life even a tenth as good as mine in Nigeria, your brain would function differently! LOL. No worries, you are the imbecilian here and I see you running off at the mouth. . .only now, you need to step in front of a speeding trailer to churn your brains into fine paste - what use are you anyway? You are not only physically handicapped by polio, your brain is far more handicapped, life must suck for you so bad! Well, unlike your pathetic self, I do have an entire country looking out for me (in addition to myself and family and friends), even if it is common cold, I will walk in to the clinic. Even from my own house, on the street, anywhere, fast ambulance will be there to pick me up! Even if I am in the remote village, it's an helicopter to the nearest hospital. . .does that make you feel sad that malaria would kill you faster than polio will catch the most unfortunate newborn in Nigeria today? Even if I show for Nigeria and everything goes wrong, Shiatluck Jonagaffe by his incompetence sets the country on fire, I will be evacuated with respect with my peeps. . .then Boko Haram (your nemesis can deal with that your big mouth, flat nose and balding head) LMAO

^^ What's your beaf with another person's opinion or do you mean no one can have a different opinion from yours? I maintain, like a lot of people, Jonadunce is the DUMBEST and DENSEST piece of crap in the entire Nigerian leadership space! Even a dead Yaradua, Muritala Muhammad, Tafawa Balewa, etc beat him silly on his big flat nose, yet he can't do anything about it?! Most people always knew he was not the brightest bulb in any room but now, he makes even abject darkness look like a halogen-lit room! Tell your Goofy-gaffeluck president to get his head, beaf head and your head out of his ass. . .so you can breathe his maggot infested fresh air!

Huffing and Puffing = Goofing and Gaffing = Jonagaffe Goofluck!

Mr. Man. . .make your point without hammering on some tribalistic crap that has marred that country in retrogression for decades! If you wish to advise, then advise! If you wish to ask questions, ask but keep away the insinuations about the tribe, okay? When Nigerians stop poking fun at the other tribe and start respecting their differences, stop thinking that they are better than some other tribe but finding common ground can there be any meaningful progress!

^^^ Hahah. . .JonaGAFFE GOOFluck just wants to shait and needs you to come and chop. . .LOL. Who born them the maga? I think you Goebbels job is causing you to gradual amnesia and hallucinatory discombobulation! I go enter Naija soon and if you are man enough, show up and we will see if you and your horde of lemmings leave to tell the story!

JonaGAFFE GOOFluck

[quote author=Francis-1 link=topic=805990.msg9580518#msg9580518 date=1321565133]Religious intolerance finally takes root in poor o'l Odualand[/quote]Racist ass sucker! Always angling to release your tribalistic bile! It is a proven fact that you did not even exist during the previous wars in Nigeria but the chip on your shoulder is bigger than those who saw the war! No wonder your life makes no progress because of your bitterness??!? KMA!

Pfff. . .nothing will be published! LOL

^^ LMAO at your foolishness! Cooking up stories from Jonadense ass must be the delight of a maggot like you! How the ass wey you dey chop maggot? Funny about your propaganda that someone threatened me, where? Who born you and your generation and those you mentioned? If I show for Naija, I go deal with you and shred that your brain to pieces! LOL. . .you go even fit near if godogodo no go make you chop your regular shit?

It must such for you that even Yaradua as much as he failed at least he was in physical coma only he was lying about it! Your Shitlucke president is in a mental coma since he became Bayelsa governor and has now chosen Sumbo, his look-alike while you are lucked up in his ass chopping his ass-shait? Haha. . .or you want make I help you arrange visa to comot for Nigeria since you have been queuing at every embassy to no luck!? I am only afraid you will die or get killed by your stupidity and will never make it across the Atlantic . . .hahaha bottom sucker!

Tribalist! Even the shitluck whose ass you are eating has thanked Bakare! But look, whatever! You are the one shackled down in Nigeria begging for visa not me!

Don't blame Sarkozy. . .the leadership of the country must be brain dead to be glad-handling (85%) of their money to France and have to borrow it at interest because of a pact write years ago! What is it they can't do in their own country by their own selves if they use their brains and stop being willing slaves to the French?

^^ Mr. Man, I know you read my posts but open your own thread to discuss that and stop distracting this one! You are the one in Naija and suffering from Shitluck, you should be thanking me for putting fire to your oga's Bottom, except of course you live in his Bottom?? 

In the meantime, your saying is only valid in Nigeria where big ideas are shot down by small minds! And does that make you proud? Well, here is news: My BIG ideas are celebrated where I am! In fact, you have no idea how much money and resources has been expended on my ideas till date!? I am talking of ideas that I have personally presented at conferences with the best minds in the field, all of whom you will never meet while in Nigeria (no kidding)? Everything paid for but not by me at the best hotels you could ever be? With publications in respected journals and featured in journals selected only by a panel of experts!

Okay, I will give you a clue because you are getting mad I am not run-of-the-mill clueless Nigerian you are used to: If and when next you fly in a plane, ride in modern car, see advanced military hardware in action, or buy or use a smart phone, a computer, GPS, and similar gadgets, you can be sure that I had or will have something to do with how it came into being!

LMAO at another gaffe in progress! Another knee-jerk policy. No brains to think anything through. Talking before thinking! Naija. . .enjoy your fresh air rice!

^^ When goatlok jonashit goes down, pray you go with him! How many small lemmings have I dispatched from your stupid blind as.s licking of pathetic leaders like Jonashit? Oh well, they are coming for you now, it's too late buddy!

[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=806026.msg9581118#msg9581118 date=1321573049]lmao @ infinite power series in complex domain 

[size=2pt](BTW it has been a while since I've messed with this stuff, but I don't think it becomes harder just because it is complex. Complex integrals are a bit of a hassle, but not just complex power series. For example, If you are just doing a ROC calculation then nothing really changes, I thought.)[/size][/quote]Ekt_bear. . .well said but for people who have questionable Ph. Ds, it is a different matter! In any case, substitute the usual variables (x, n, etc) with specific variables like in Naija case (dull president, corruption, tribalism) and not would you end up with not only one freaking equation for Goolock, but multidimensional equations that will never be solved by such a slow president! Never mind that his assumed Ph. D should have taught him how to learn to solve and anticipate problems of the future.

[quote author=Francis-1 link=topic=806026.msg9581084#msg9581084 date=1321572380]This loser again? It is not compulsory to post and show your imbecility all the time. Take a deserving break, freaking loathsome loser.[/quote]Another paid hack! LMAO. . .go suck on goatluck blackballs! Leave my thread, I no get your time at all!

[quote author=Francis-1 link=topic=297549.msg9580939#msg9580939 date=1321570133]Why is it that only Yoruba prophets see these political visions? Is this true vision or money-induced?[/quote]RACISTS and TRIBALIST like you voted in Jonadense Goolock? Last time I checked, it took Bakare and his SNG to galvanize a movement to put you and your blinded ilk out of the cabal stranglehold? I think your severe serial errors of judgement in voting / rigging in incompetent leaders is what should be discussed going forward! I guess you forgot as you lay your bed, you lie on it. No wonder you are tied down in Nigeria and the only place that will even give you any similitude of human existence is living in Lagos or Abuja! Grow a brain before its too late!

It is very obvious - like Yaradua like Jonathan! Two presidents in coma! Actually, one president in physical coma and the other in mental coma! Now, I will extrapolate: Yaradua, Jonathan, Sambo - all in comma!

To those who are mathematically inclined, it is an infinite (power) series only this is in the complex domain! Even for smart students, it is a nightmare so Nigeria is in real trouble for voting or helping to rig in incompetence! Jonasnail cleverly chose another brain dead VP in the form of Sumbo and pitying Nigeria will not help. Now add Jonagoat's 4 years to Sumbo's 8 years - that is 12 years given that Shitluck Jonabum doesn't contest or get rigged in again and PDP robs Nigeria again by saying - we voted for Sumbo not PDP. . . LOL.

BTW, is it time to make it clear that the people who voted for this liability based on tribal, religious and parochial interests lack any kind of judgement and foresight? Bad thing is there is no Bakare to begin to help galvanize support to demand real governance from this dead Jonagoat! Yet, he is getting paid and stealing in billions with Umberrreelrella.

I leave here some links to Yaradua's horror stories before he kicked the final bucket.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-132450.32.html (Failure)
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-798317.0.html (Worst leader)
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-326261.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-718178.32.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-391900.0.html (Two Vice Presidents?)
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299097.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-257264.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-380537.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-299289.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-224539.0.html
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-755052.0.html

What is the status of this prediction??

Imagine Achebe makes the entire trip to Nigeria only to find that he couldn't get the medal? Well, now you know some people (like him) can see or feel the future before it happens!

LOL. . .I guess Naija deserves foolissh ministers like Goatbrain Fishluck. . .LMAO! All they need is to allow very little internet penetration in Nigeria and less social media activity! It's an irony because my own internet company has been chasing me with 50 MBps for my computing needs at home until I have now decided to upgrade the measly < 10 MBps. You see life now? At work? It's been 100 MBps on my monster desktop, then add smartphone internet which is fast enough to even stream video to PC. Naija suffers because most people love suffering and vote only the dullest people based on his tribe, religion and useless gimmicks while letting "God" running the country! Meanwhile the economy nosedives harder while they and their family smile to the bank! Well, Naija na so una want am o!

You've got the title backwards - Goatluck is responsible for the entire country including the economy and not Iweala.

Yaradua may be dead but years ahead of the living cadaver-brain, weak and foolissh president Goatluck. He was VP and President for about 3 years before being rigged-in again in 2011 so how many years is that ass-kissing deadbeats? It makes your flat balding heads explode that Yaradua even beat your Odeshicken turkey brain? LOL. . .deal with it bottom suckers!

Mama, "Give me two fufu, 3 beaf meat, 4 cowtail, 2 soft ponmo, 5 Yaradua and 2 big stout!" That was how Nigerians ordered their meal in the hey days of the sickly Yaradua who was another liar to just become President!

Now, it is "Give me three Jonayam, 4 odechikwin, 6 goatluck, 2 beafmeat and 1 large keg of ogogoro!" - Whick kain order be this oga? Na goatluck abeg and the rest!

So, doesn't Jonayam make even sick Yaradua look like a genius?

This is what happens when you vote or rig in a foolissh dumbass Jonathan Goatluck! Will a strong leader sit back and keep looking like a foo.l if a foreign ex-president of a different country undermines his country?

More charges on Nigerians while you sit pretty in the UK, removed from the immediate hardships of ordinary Nigerians? How about insisting that the bloated and FAT size of many useless governments, agencies and officials be cut to commensurate levels like it's done where you are? UK is still far richer than Nigeria and if Nigerian government officials are getting paid more pounds per year than their UK counterparts, isn't something wrong with that picture? How about corruption and corrupt practice leaking billions away to UK, US, Caymans, SA, etc, every year? How about Nigeria knowing all that actually happens in NNPC and begin to refine its oil rather than having no choice but to accept whatever NNPC declares? I could go on and on but these things have been discussed so many times the internet is getting tired of it! Assuming your ideas are implemented without these kind of fundamental changes, the results will be exactly the same thing or worse!

Another LITTLE KID talking like he was there at that time and can summarily decide who failed and who did not!? LOL If you were there or not, cite your references so we can independently verify!