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@Topic: LOL!
@Floating Cities: More LOL
@Nigerians: Much more LOL

I am Naija (African) and YES an excellent lover! Not just when hitting the thang but all pre-action moves . . .even before the bedroom! It's natural 'cos I don't even have to plan or think about it. . .it just flows! And lyrics? Well, you will be in boomland even before the plane arrives. . .LOL!

Why not let your mum visit more often? If you are married, why not the guy help out more? Moving has its advantages and disadvantages and you just have to decide what is more important to take or not take that decision.

Choicegirl:
Just wondering if guys exist who like slim girls cos slim girls dont hav all d big butt and bosoms all guys seem to be crazy about this days

So wetin be your level now? Slim girls rock all the same and being slim does not mean they won't have B & B!

Why ruin this good and well-intentioned thread with abuse and curses for goodness sake?

LOL. . .Nigerians don't care about that chicken change!

LOL. . .did the doofus scumbagger have any credit to start with? You can't lose what you never had but hey, someone's gotta try and pretend like anyone wants to "discredit" this empty-headed bottom sucker of a man and his NL co-travellers!

Yes, borrow from my country, Europe China, anywhere! Jonathan will give us a -$30 B foreign reserve by 2015 and yes, we like the fresh air!!

Original poster is 4X culpable! Point 1 finger and the other 4. . .??

LOL. . .why NOT? Finish the goddamned change remaining in the reserve quick. . .Nigerians are behind you!! Only $3 B you people are complaining, that's like N3, when most people in Nigeria are millionaires and live a great life. Nothing like "poverty line" in Nigeria, so Jona finish the money quick - it is your personal property.

Progressive countries only elect (HIRE) the best guy who has a real record of achievement. That is, after going through all the rigor associated with getting elected, his pedigree must not be in doubt. Nigeria as it is today CANNOT catch-up, no matter what you do because they are not sleeping here. So, if Nigeria wants to elect another retarded president on their personal feelings, tribe and religion, be my guest!  . Your passport is only useful for entering Nigeria anyways, so no big deal. However, NOTE that visas are being cancelled for all useless countries that elect lame-duck, imbecilic leaders and then want to run away to a better country when their Naira hits rock bottom, economy rock bottom, life rock bottom!! We will not give you visas to come over here and we will use our influence with other progressive countries and eliminate visa for any of you to get out of the hole you are digging! Most NL tribalists fall into this category and only reason "tribally". You will neither be allowed to leave your villages to a better part of the country nor will you get any visa for study, medical treatment, vacation or what not. As you lay your bed, so MUST you lie on it - without complaining!

Too bad for the poster, the CORE and CURSED tribalists of Nigeria will ensure her hitherto budding love and marital future is RUINED - just like their own life and that of their fathers was RUINED by the curse of TRIBALISM. That may seem a very harsh way to say it but it is the TRUTH. The bigots cannot stand any kind of human progress as they are stuck on stupid tribal and racial identity while they remain permanent failures. Well, I still do love many of my friends from different tribes in Nigeria and I have dated from the SE, SS, NC, SW extensively. My chicks love me die and this only breaks the heart of racists and tribalists! Your tribalism makes you a permanent loser as you will never see beyond your dirty soul!!

LOL. . .some Nigerians have to support removal subsidy when virtually all the money budgeted for years are usually stolen with no roads, light, infrastructure, improvement in the economy, etc to show for it. Now, this pin head wants to free up the money spent on subsidy for looting! Haha, it is actually a better plan you know? Most Nigerians are too gullible and stupid to start with so he can sucker you into this mad rhetoric, take the subsidy, gas costs climb beyond the common man, you all suffer and Jonathan and his friends can help themselves to the excess funds! Nigerians are sufferheads. . .FRESH AIR!

Ha! A resurgent Germany in the making

Most likely a "bought crowd" by the useless thief-governors.

Sufferhead Nigerians. . .LOL. You voted for retar.ded, mumufied Jonathan, not PDP! Well, $2.6 Billion for 900 BPD (300X3)?? Someone is already defending the Indonesians though, they can use your money to build infrastructure in their country and you should be happy to just buy it! Useless country full of stupi.d leaders and followership that is blinded by tribe, race, poverty and foolishness!

Remove the goddamn subsidy please, Nigerians LOVE to suffer, smile and trust good luck! And, what is the retarded "Mr. President" bullshit everyone is yapping? LOL. . .as.s kissers! You voted for this fresh air and you must breath it to satisfaction. The only useful thing about Nigerian passport is to enter for Lagos. . .big shame and problem to produce it at any other customs post in the world! Useless man ruling foolish people!

He is just venting LOL. . .let him be!

Nigerians cannot listen. . .they LOVE suffering. No need, let them devalue the entire country on Odechukwu's watch.

Wooooowwww. . . very impressive!

"Flash" in a stinking pan. . .LOL

Useless country with "fresh" air!

Well, no surprise. . .Naija's laws are just mere words - no one will enforce anything!

Seeing that almost everyone will do anything to RUN away from Nigeria, it is time that a permanent EMBARGO be placed on visa issuance to Nigerians to countries like the US, Canada, EU, China and all progressive countries. Nigerians should stay in Nigeria and fix it, not vote for a foolish leader who ruins your life and hopes now you want to run away to another place that has been fixed and other human beings are working hard to fix everyday!

See desperate Nigerians here: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-706047.0.html

Also, see http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/features/newsonthehour/2011/sept/24/newsbreak-24-09-2011-001.html

nadkaf:
@ CyberG

Abeg help me ask o! If everyone in these countries did what we do to ours, wld there be a place to run to

Nad. . .I (and a lot of others) have talked and done everything within my capacity but Nigerians refuse to see the big picture! How can anyone in this age think 7000 people will get visa into one country via some programme? Ain't there Canadians who have been lighting up their country for several years that it makes no sense to imagine that the Nigerians who have not lighted a hut for 24 hours will all now be employed at Manitoba Hydro? Very funny! Nigeria may not have laws or have laws that are not enforced but most decent countries have real labor laws that makes it impossible for you to just hire 7000 foreigners to come and do what?

The first thing a leader must have is a moral authority to lead which is lost as soon as he steals, falsifies a record, commits a crime, gives a bribe, does not stand for what is right and just, etc. In countries that they are working, leaders are held to high standards of accountability, why should you lead me when you have no such moral authority, when you are not better than your followers? Well, while other countries have established a just and balanced society where everything must practically be earned, Nigerian followers excuse the failings of their leaders so far he is from their tribe, practices the same religion or gives them a bag of rice or money. Now after such leader ruins their life and creates hopelessness, they want to escape to a place where citizens work for a honest wage and pay taxes for everything! What country will allow 7000 desperate Nigerians to come in as a team to ruin their country with stupidity, passivity, criminal mindedness? Please, they should stay in Nigeria and it would be a whole lot better if these countries we are all running to would place a permanent embargo on visas. If you will not fix your country, you will get no visas to a place that has been fixed and other human beings are working hard to fix everyday!

LOL. . . after Nigerians voted for dummy president Jonathan and defend their corrupt thieving tribesmen, they want to escape to Canada? Sooooo funny! If the people where you are running to do exactly what YOU have done to Nigeria, where will you run to?

LOL. . . after Nigerians voted for dummy president Jonathan and defend their corrupt thieving tribesmen, they want to escape to Canada? Sooooo funny! If the people where you are running to do exactly what YOU have done to Nigeria, where will you run to?

Everything in Nigeria is about tribal and ethnic affiliation. People leave the real issue to attack the other tribe and the other tribe defends, a vicious cycle. What does it matter as before you are done your tribal attack and defense, the killers, ritualists and leaders are having a swell time! Who knows, they may be at your door now and they must be happy that you losers cannot recognize evil and deal with it because it is EVIL as that gives them unlimited room to operate and kill more of you brain-dead (zombies) tribalists!

Everything is FAILED AND FAILING in Nigeria today: governments, leaders, economy, infrastructure and the list goes on and on. Well, so why is anyone surprised?

This is another low for Nigeria, maybe a record breaker! Robbery on live broadcast?!! But Nigerians have decided this is what they want, the kind of leaders they love create this level of existence for the society. When you complain and demand that leaders be accountable, Nigerians will defend their leaders whom they reportedly voted for! I know people have tried and still trying to make Nigeria a better place but now, it is getting too tiring because the people who are oppressed in their own land have sided with their oppressor against their own freedom.