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How can you receive 63M in an account that has never seen 1M? All these baby work boys self. Register a company, get an office and open a company achour Z fund the account small small. Engage in some kind of businesses, learn how to clean money. Be smart guys because the world is a jungle. If you’re using a personal account, never receive more than 5M per transaction and if you’re using a company account, never receive more than 10M per transaction.. Anyway, if you do the crime, you do the time.

EFCC dey burst boys anyhow these days oo.. Operation Lone Ranger.

450 bodies ke.. in that small mortuary?

HomeOfMe:
The people always red caps in kano,are they in some kind of cult?

Kwankwasiya group

I’ve tried to maintain a past clean record so, I can’t settle for less, I deserve better abeg. I usually act nice and ask for your past records, they definitely open up to be believing that they’ve caught a dumb final bus stop.As a coded sharp guy, I Will just say “ the past should remain in the past”.. and that makes them feel secured but for where?.. I’m not a fool so, I usually take my own share and when I’m done, I bounce. OP, for the fact that she is still hanging with those guys that has ravaged her honeypot means she is not ready to change, collect your own share and move and while on it, make sure you use protection ooo .. No go fall in love before you die of heart attack.

vicdom:

I'm from UDI and I can tell you guys categorically that if Buhari gets up to 5000 votes in Enugu, call me bastard. if you see any vote for Buhari, just know that they are from Northerners doing business at Garriki and Ama-hausa. Although, we have mobilized to disenfranchise them this coming Election. go to Ogbete market and shout sai baba, you can only survive lynching just by miracle. we are waiting patiently. All our block votes must go to Atiku, we the youths have resolved already.

Animals like you people are the real problems of Igbos is this country. You come online to talk anyhow without thinking.. idiot.

Suck that damn pussy but make sure she is clean by going for monthly medical tests with her. Also ensure that she is highly hygienic.

5thElement:
anytime you're home, make those moments the happiest of her life. be jovial, be playful. let your family feel your presence when you are around.

some men frank their faces or just glue their eyes to the telly or some paper forming lord and master of the realm.

get on the floor with your daughter and build Lego castles.

take her out to eateries on the weekends.

trust me, she won't be able to forget that experience for ever.

I am amazed at what even I can remember from childhood. thank God I had a good one otherwise I'd be having nightmares

I agree with you. Still remember the only time my dad trek to our nursery school then to pick me and my cousin. Dad usually come with car from office but that day, we didn’t see dad after dismal and me and my cousin decided to trek home, not far sha but was surprised when we met dad on road trekking to our school .. That scenario still replay like movie in my head even though dad is late now. This happened in the late 80s

Valerie47:
Asshole I'm the woman of his dream, he wish he met me earlier, now choke on that.

Na today? A pussy hungry nigga can say anything as long as he is hitting that pussy. When he is tired, he will bounce.

Valerie47:
Asshole I'm the woman of his dream, he wish he met me earlier, now choke on that.

Na today?

Flexed it wella.. Buns sprinkled with sugar that year

Reiko:
Okay...I created this moniker just because of this..I really need your advice..
I was posted to ughelli,Delta State during my service and since then i have been here even after my service ended..Along the line I meet this lady in her mid-30s, a beautiful one in a supermarket(bestway supermarket) and from there we became friends. At about a week later I met her same location and we just greeted each other. Luckily again we met there in about a month later and it was then we exchanged contacts and we began chatting..Eventually we became close friends,I visited her(since I really had no friends here) she stays alone..from there feelings started and one day when I visited her,she insisted I sleep over..That night we had unprotected sex..I was scared and she told me i shouldn't worry that she's disease free..She later asked me out and i agreed...She's has opened a shop for me (bet9ja shop, well furnished) and she's says we should get married that she will sponsor the wedding..Shes very beautiful, rich and good in bed...Please nairalanders I need ur advice, she loves me and i love her also but I'm scared of what my family and friends would say..i might be ridiculed...I have secretly done hiv and other screening test twice and it showed am negative. I'm 23 years old

You’re too young for this.

They should do more the burst fake production of beer, it’s becoming a nightmare. One can’t drink beer in peace again

Well the suspended CJN knows what to do. If they feel that the CCT erred in that ex parte order, he should simply appeal the order and get his position back, it’s not rocket science. I may not like the president but he acted based on court order.

That’s a trap, she is looking for validation to keep you, suck your pocket and continue fucking around. Just tell her you love her too, bang that damn Pusey hard and then bounce.. No go fall in love oo orherwise, your own done finish.

olufalaye:
Pls Nigerian in Dubai that can help a stranded brother out for accommodation and work. Pls am begging, help struggling brother, been sleeping airport since 2 days I've landed.
Currently at (Umm Al Quwain)

henrydadon:
Free my nigga bro..he ain't do nothing wrong

You gotta dumb as fuvk if you think a US soilder who is fighting war is looking for love on the Internet.

This format suppose don cast by now..I guess people never learn.

Magas are born everyday

Some of his envious friends probably snitched on him .. Chai

Even others will later step down and endorse the dullard

Osagyefo98:
Curse me till tomorrow

Ebonyi is not an igbo state and they are not igbos.

Whatever makes you feel good at night.

Osagyefo98:
Anyway am only interested in igbo states....

So ebonyi is oyo.

Anumanu..

Osagyefo98:
It is on confirmed information that Umahi has concluded plans to deliver ebonyi state to buhari....




I said it and am repeating it ebonyi and enugu has gone to buhari.


Ekweremmadu, Umahi, mbaka are tirelessly working day and night to humiliate Peter obi at the polls.


But they will be disgraced last last.

You don’t understand the political dynamics of Ebonyi State so, shut the fvck up because you don’t know what you’re talking about. The increased security presence is because of the plan by “talk na do” and Sen. Sunny Ogbuoji to send Umahi back to Uburu. Also Combrade Ogah is also waxing strong against Umahi from Ikwo axis, that’s why there is increased security presence there too.

Wouldn’t mind being your bed mate

Someone is fvcking your GF with reckless abandon for 2 weeks and you're here asking what you should do? .. What happened to we men bikonu? .. OP if you're in the animal kingdom, you won't see pussy''' at all because weak male like you won't be allowed to pass your weak gene to next generation. Throw away that girls belongings outside if you have any in your house, delete her number and block her on all social media. When she comes back after sucking the foolish married man diick, tell her not to step a foot in your house and if she tries it, give her a thunderous slap that will format her brain to factory setting.. Nonsense.

Nacoss25:
Good day nairalanders. i have been in a relationship with my girl for the past 8 months. on several occation we do have misunderstanding sometimes the one that makes me feel heartbroken and when that happen i just terminate communication with her by deleting her phone number from my phone, i will only get the phone number back when ever she call me after weeks of not calling each other. most times during this long break my conscience start flogging me for not calling her because i do most of the calling. on the last one that happen, she have decisided not to call me i even appologies to her for not calling her when ever i meet her in her work place because she is still living with her perents and had to be open to her that i deleted he number because i can no longer use that "i lost my phone" lines; u know. none of her close friends are around now, i dont know any person now i can meet for her number. Brethren am loosing my mind now in regret, i know i deserve the treatment am getting from her because is not the first time i have deleted her phone number is just that this is the first time i am admitting that i deleted it intensionally. what will i do now to appease her. I love her so mush despite that the fact that am always in a hast to conclude.

I humbly advise you to forget about the girl because by the time she is done dealing with you, you’ll probably become suicidal. Besides, I don’t think you’re mentally and emotional mature for a relationship now, so focus on your personal development.

Marry her.. You don’t love her but you kept fvcking her till you got her pregnant.. Ewu

In terms of election malpractice, OBJ is worse than devil so, lets stop taking these old and retired criminals that put us where we are today serious. I will not vote for Buhari though.. Wanted to vote for Atiku but after avoiding last debate, I may just vote for Sowore or Moghalu.

Must you tell us? SMH

miketayo:
You are part of the people spoiling business for the rest of us, wat type of website is 10k, domain name is 4k alone

don’t mind them

directonpc:
Nigeria. Because people like you vote in our elections. You are dangerous to the growth of this country.

You make me laugh.. You design random app and advise people download it for their banking transactions and nothing is wrong with that? So every Tom, Dick and Harry will design random app and advise people to download and use for their banking transactions right? Iwu Ewu

directonpc:
You are very ignorant.

who cares

PotatoSalad:
Microsoft killed Nokia sadly

Nokia already ported to android