₦airaland Forum

Saw a receipt of my dad s tractor...written 320naira....lolzzz d receipt hz worn out duh cudnt help bt laff...na villiage get am nw.

Shey na british send u mek u go drink water wey u no fit swallow?

She get mind abi very wicked somebody..she no evn pity her parent she just dey jump enter strangerz house as if na she rent house for dem..chaii u are a heartless sumbody u no see female colleague rob mind with na so so male u dey see.dem no remove ur head n u still cme here cme dey yarn meltdown.if bad tinz happen to u nw dem go say d man dn use u do sometin n yet u want him to b 100percent good to u.my dear e no dey work like dat.body no b firewood men na men.rob mind with ur colleague at work n church am sure some day all dis will b over.dat iz life for u.be strong.

Yes nairaland e goodu well well..e dn teach many tins about snake n how to kill animals.na small tin remain I almost turn to snake hunter just to make FP bt I no see any snake kill.e dn teach me so many tins about tonto dikeh.e even teach me how to look cleavage aka boobs.thnk God say I no get vaseline for house.
Dem dey try wella sha cus am always here when I need distraction.thnk u nairaland una do well.

Datz my opinion.

Pool party N somebody wear kaftan as if na him weddin party over sabi olodo...#smh

Oga u too calm down n check d full meaning of found.find found,see,all join weda found alive or dead found na found.if nt 4 those children d body 4 still dey der dey rot.

No mind all those children wey no knw d meanin of streamin...

See dem our 3moses wey no defeat egypt. Fight to claim d original moses.

And obvioisly no2 dn find trouble see fight n tryin to xcape via no 3.

Agbaya oshi.n na dat same cloth he go use climb bed sleep.

Spider men or millipede...I wonder where d girls dey pass.

Dis is what happen when u dey manage fone wey dn break n showin black n white.

See their poisonous gun abeg,,,

Meaning say u b aje?

Got dis crazy homo roommate bk den in caritas 2002set. Wzz asleep wen I notice sumtin touchin me like my bae used to.open my eyes n found my roomate already nake n smoochin me sha.a fucking gay.dunno when I scream grab a bottle n burst on iz head.people cm in n took us to d founder unlucky 4 him he wz kick out.ever since den I prefer livin alone.trust me on dis I wudnt advise anybody to share a room with yoruba guy.dey wll suck u dry.der is d yoruba guy I always share my stuff with witout takin dem back.n anytime am going to d canteen to eat I always took him along.na me dey pay bt na him dey 1st me order for food.he dnzt care if I av enuf or nt when I order 4 1 meat dis guy dey chop 3meat.n d day wey I go buy food witout invictin alone dat day he go be like say I dn kill him parent.he wudnt talk to me keep malice with me n ontop of dat he wll avoid me thru out dat day.and he dey work ooo bt wll never spend a dime in my present.yoruba boys sha fear dem.

Is she a japanese? Last time I check I tink say na kneel down yoruba dey kneel down greet person.is she forming queen of naija? Y not kukuma jobale.

13million naira blow up in smoke...meanwhile some1 just ask me if I get sugar for make him tek drink garri.

Where I wan run go? Na 2 carry shovel dey dig ground to enter na..tom n jerry style.

A retired soldier or retired viginlante..me never understnd.

When she tell u mek u help her toast d guy..did u ask for our advise? Nw wey curse dn dey trace u small small u dn run cme here dey find prayer n advise abi?toast d guy go back to him baby mama d. Same way u toast am for ur witch partner.if na me b u sef I go dey shame by nw.ow woman go cme my house cme sleep cme dey tell me say she is in love with my frnd...what an insult n u no see am.na so u ugly reach?

When she tell u mek u help her toast d guy..did u ask for our advise? Nw wey curse dn dey trace u small small u dn run cme here dey find prayer n advise abi?toast d guy go back to him baby mama d. Same way u toast am for ur witch partner.

Person say life dn tired am n he took iz own life..una want form wizard bring am bk.na wa ooo.well mayb d jacob never pay dem d money he borrowd 4rm dem.

U buy biscuit chop alone n u cme dey ask us weda d biscuit sweet? U guys r real funny.u av d powerbnk der with u already if e no good wudnt u return it bk?

Av been to all dis plc b4 except nigeria.na all dis plc I dey pass go akwa ibom.

Dis is wat happen wen ur mama born u troway.

Wetin dis girl day sell? Saw her arnd ikotun high sch bk in 2011.wonder if she wz der to write waec dunno.

Wetin dis girl day sell? Saw her arnd ikotun high sch bk in 2011.wonder if she cme to write waec dunno.

Better pass ur papa n ur next papa to come in d next world...shame on u.na ur papa mate him b he already made a name for himself who b ur papawho know am?

Amen.

Come sokoto den I will direct u to abuja where u wll meet my bro den he will direct u to lagos u cn get everytin evn with 500naira.den travel go bk.fry ur tin mek only u chop alone again.person go just dey em own una go dey find trouble.

Too late. D 3 special suitors dn chop am clean mouth.so she is waiting for der result.

U say wetin? Make me I rate u for sometin wey u cook give anoda man to chop?sumtin wey I no taste?dey there I dey come.