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Cn u see d generator hv legs.u want mek em do yawo yawo abi?

God bless u.unlike d Op wey sabi lie pass devil.person wan die n d next tin he cud remember wz pen to write a letter..I dnt evnknw d name of movie he watchd sef.same tin happen to bk in 1996 1st time travelin frm lagos to sokoto to sch in fgc secndary sch.our bus got hit by a trailer n tumble once.d fule tank got bustd thk God der wz no spark if nt na xplosion 4 b d next tin.everybody cme out unhurt when 2 hefty ibo guys dat wz in d same bus with us woz d trailer driver 80kg slap d driver begin confess say na 1 small ogogoro him drink.my mum cudnt say anytin she wz just like harrison are u ok hope u no wound sha.everybody in d bus cudnt say a words cus of shock we wia just smilin n prayin inside.wetin we wan talk wey fear dn grip us enter bonemarrow..we shud all b thnkin n praisin God like everyday is our last day after people wey dn died we no better pass dem.

See dem coming to nairaland as if here na church.y'all shud go to church n share ur testimony.na when una wan die una go begin remember say God dey.people died everyday.everyday is near death experience.d water u drink,d food u eat n d air u breath in do y'all knw wat iz contain b4 takin in?n yet u never took time out to thnk God for dat only when u want died u go begin cme to give testimony....some people will tell u death is d only god dey know.weda u like it or nt u must obey when d time come.op u mek me laf u didn't evn pray when u taught u dat wz ur final moment bt u remember pen to write imagine.u begin find pen u no see.I laff.well I thnk God 4 ur life.

Oloriburuku witch aburo maheeda aka london has fallen.

Baby elephant + juggernaut of xmen = incredible hulk.

Am single right nw cus I av broke up with all my frnds dat voted for him..

Not bad duh beautiful woman..bt stop stealin dollar$..

Lemme share mine way bk when 2go na 2go.I left jakande estate to iju ishaga to see d babe I met in 2go n she invicted me to cme over pretty girl big boob ass n sweet lip.trust me I b edo man wey no carry last.ib4 leavin home to her plc she already told me her uncle wife is travelin to ibadan I ws like hmmm I dn see butter to butter my bread.I got to ishaga after spendin like 2hour on d road.when I got there. Met d uncle wife applyin makeup on her face with her travelin bag on d table.for my mind I dn believe say I go finish dis babe 2day.only for d uncle wife to apply her makeup spread mat for ground n started sleeping.I ws like babe shebi u say she dey travel I wz talkin to her thru chat.n she wz like yes she go soon go.mek I relax.na der I relax from 11am reach 630pm dis woman just dey form sleep sha.dat day ijust feelin stranglin her with my eyes.na so I stand up ooo begin dey go my house got home arnd 12am traffic wahala.tp dn enter voicemail.bt I try pass d op cus after sum weeks she cme over to my plc.iz up to 6yr nw bt I cnt never dat woman n her style of wickedness.

Chaii u fuckd up ooo upon d suffer wey u suffer u till no do anytin..n she even call u bk mek u cme punish her n u no go..I feel like tellin ur mum dis story.

Do u mean to say u av never tasted any soup apart from okra soup? That is cus u av never tasted edikakong soup...okro soup never tired u dat y.

Who took her eyebrow n boob abeg?

Maybe we shud ask ik ogbona.

I pray dey will never see her again.her prayer dn ansa.

Ik ogbona nose Ehn no b here.

Thnk God say dem no kill any of dem for naija by now cnn aljazeeral n bcc for dn name naija 1 of d hearttless country..happy easter to y'all.

Him go soon terrorize himself 1 day.na so e take dey start.

No wonder bokoharam get sense pass dem.is like tellin a monkey wait lemme catch u.
Keep exposin der plan b4 takin action yeye dey smell.

U want use am witdrw money frm bank ni? Na wa ooo.

U cn only succeed wen u start using ur own family from d 1st to last.I wish u goodluck on dat.

Look like even U urself cnfuse.u quote d person,u quote d soldier girl,ur blame d general.dat mean d person u quote wz right,

Look like even urself cnfuse.u quote person,u quote d soldier girl,ur blame d general.dat mean d person u quote wz right,

Tyrion of lannister go fit u well well.

Japanese bulldog..

No b him fault na born troway pikin dat y...d aburo olosho just dey attack everybody as if life dn tired am..lolz.

So cus ur mama born u troway dat y u want dey abuse people mama abi?

Aburo oloshi.

No matter how dem fine reach dem go see dey beg to see dat guy wey dey bleep dem..even d guy too go dey use dem do yeye like babe call me back abeg am very busy..babe abeg buy me groundnut n pure water if u dey cme abeg n help me wash d toilet ..babe wetin dey do u sef how many time I go tell u mek u no dey cme my house when I no invicte u.

Take dis for spoiin my mood.cus u just reminded me of my past..I dnt care if oga nairaland is ur bro u guys cn ban me forever.oop sorry d image na for u and ur girl.make una tek am.

Dis things spoil my sch bags n books no b small..back den in faith nursery n primary sch..prince fadina aj city...95.

So na white wrapper him for tie abi? Or white garment like c and s abi? Olodo.

Anoda breaking bad in d making.who am I to judge.she is dying n she wll do anytin to mek d paper b4 leavin d earth.who knw mayb she haz a child n dnt want dat child to suffer.give a concain to swallow n she will witout thinkin twice.she is on a mission to mek d money by all means....go watch breaking bad season movie n u wll understnd.

There wz dis useless dude I met in a bank sum yrs back.clean handsome hausa boy.he cme to me n beg me for 1k dat he want to buy polytecnic form..I cudnt ask him any question cus I wz like since na sch mata mek I give am.out of d money I wanted to deposit I took d 1 k out n gave it to him.n he join d queue.small time d guy comot go meet anoda alhaji tellin him dat he need 1k to cmplete d money dat he wnt to buy a form.d man ask him how much for d form he said 3k.d man gave him d 3k live in front of me.for my mind I ws like ehya God dn help am nt knowin dat I be learner for wia him dey.after abt 5min d guy disapear.do u believe dat after some days I went to anoda bank to deposit n I saw dis same idiot I just look at him smile n shook my head.he didn't evn spend up to 10mins after he saw me he left sharperly.for him mind him dey hustle na.so I beliv dis guy kneelin down in frnt of car n beggin too is a profession begger.