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Guilty as charged

Harjibode:
Na d oyinbo wey ur fathets dem dey yan you wan kontinu, naso we no get way forward..

You guys will come online to rant.. And you no get anythng upstairs...

Mtchewww

Come at me again you see

You bloody product of a brothel, idiotic bast.ard of a thousand fathers, did I mention your silly excuse of a father in any of my comments?

How dare you?!
How fu*king dare you?!!

You even had the nerve to threaten me, you useless nonentity.
I don't blame you na cheap data subscription package cause am.

Mention me in your stu.pid comments again and you will most definitely live to regret that day.

Na me make you zombie? Am I the cause of your poor decision for a President? Do I freaking look like a brainless sychophant like you? Can you even read?

Mugu no provoke me ooo!!!

Modified:
Just checked your profile now..... Kai!!!
I don suffer, see smallie o, my youngest sibling whom I'm 15yrs+ older than na your elder. I've graduated tons of university students from different European Countries that you can't call by name, but can only address as Brah or Sir.

Chai Chris!!! You don suffer.

Infact!!!
Your father dia!!!
Your real papa for dia!!!

I am seriously awaiting your response, abeg respond, you will know the difference between hot and cold water today. I go tell you say you jam real old Warri today.

Bambiala like you.

Harjibode:
The same way youre shouting Bubu now

dude, must you mention me? Anytime, someone pops a hole in your faulty propaganda machine you brainless lot gear up for a fight. True GEJ made a few blunders during his reign as President, but that can't be compared with the cataclysmic backward slide of this nation under buhari. General Buhari has also done a few good things as president, but his nack for stubbornness and unprofessional, ill-experienced carbinet members will sink this adminstration.

Edusouls:
Good luck Jonathan was the worst thing to happen to this nation, I don’t know if we would be able to survive that administrations disaster still reporting till today, your government went and signed a contract with out knowing the implications..

Your hatred for GEJ has really messed up your ability to reason and speak like an adult. The Court case was instituted against the FG in 2012, showing that the contract pre-dates his administration and your here shouting GEJ.

Receive sense, no matter how small, it will help your life.

workharder:
Drug Test Imminent For New Applicants In Delsu

The management of the Delta State University maybe taking imminient steps to ensure a drug free learning environment. The management headed by the VC, Prof. VF Peretomode has commissioned all newly admitted applicants under the 2019/2020 academic session to be tested for drugs. This will help to clean the school of the plague parading herself as drug addiction amongst youths all the nation.

While this order is in effects, steps are also being taken to drive effective drug test in all faculty of the institute. The VC charged the students to shun drug misuse as depicted on the school official guide(Delsu Guide). Any applicants tested positive for drug intake will be dropped immediately.

Recall that Uniben conducted a drug test during her screening last year. Other schools are adopting this step to build a drug free nation.

Kudos to the Honourable VC

source:
http://www.wisdomclass.org/2019/09/16/drug-test-imminent-for-new-applicants-in-delsu/

This is just dumb, haba? When I can simply take a few pills that cost less than 50naira, and I will come out from the test clean as a whistle.

Even men dem know that the hardest runs men in school are those who don't drink, smoke or womanise. Guy avoid those guys, even the devil fears them.

GistMore3:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/ebonyi-varsity-student-hospitalised-after-41-day-fasting/amp/

This is just too risky, only God knows the kind of things this boy must have seen in the other realms, happy he survived it but he has seen things he can't unsee.
Except he was led by the holy spirit to do this, his mental state can never remain the same.

Nairafame1:
Prophet kidnaps, kills church member in Owerri

One Michael Mbonu, prophet of Christ Army Ministry in Ulakpo, Owerri North Local Government Area of Imo state has allegedly kidnapped and killed his church member, Princewill Ezeji.

Ezeji was said to have gone to seek blessing from his cleric with his latest priced possession, a Toyota Camry car, and was killed and dispossessed of the car by the supposed man of God.

One Kingsley Udemba, 24, said to have capitalised on the situation to fleece Princewill’s family the sum of N960,000 as ransom, claiming to have abducted the then missing man was also paraded.

The state commissioner of police, Rabiu Ladodo who paraded the suspects before newsmen in Owerri, stated that the prophet had initially kidnapped the victim before getting rid of him.

Ladodo disclosed that once men of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS) from the command got wind of the disappearance of the victim through his brother, Emeka Ezeji who reported the matter, they immediately swung into action and arrested the prophet.

Upon his arrest, the police boss said, the suspect took the police to where he murdered the victim, adding that some personal effects like phone, car and SIM card, which the victim took to the prophet’s residence, were recovered.

Source: https://www.sunnewsonline.com/prophet-kidnaps-kills-church-member-in-owerri/

I'm dumbfounded

AutoJoshNG:
https://i2.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/cars-nigerians-should-not-buy.png?w=534&ssl=1

A Nigerian whose moniker on Twitter is @Otunbakush1 listed twenty four (24) cars Nigerians “should never buy” because their problems can’t be fixed except when you take it back to the company.

In this post, we’re going to quote what he wrote on Twitter. He stated the problems the various cars came with.

NB: Please, what you’re about to read is the opinion of @Otunbakush on Twitter and not that of Autojosh.

Below are the 24 cars he listed and the reasons why you should never buy them.

7. 2010 BMW X6:

BMW X6 2010 MODEL
BMW recalled all of this model, but they only got 30% of it.

Engine problem
Fuel hose problem
Now let’s focus on electrical problem, once the problem starts u will know, ur dashboard will be messed up, car won’t move again, now, it will affect d engine.

Since it’s electrical, it sends light back into d engine switch and damages d major part of it, u will need to replace that engine, now 9ja rewire go just do shady work, and dat thing will repeat itself…so don’t buy it.

https://i0.wp.com/autojosh.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/2010-bmw-x6.jpg?resize=600%2C337&ssl=1




Source: https://autojosh.com/nigerian-twitter-lists-24-cars-never-buy/

OP, hold up hold up.... Seriously?

I have been seriously and metriculously saving up for this X6 and your telling me dis?

Kai!!! Motor don finish na

Truth be told, no man in this condition ahould ever consider marriage no matter the age.

Why will a man subject someone's daugther to this kind of life.

Hustle and move out from this kind of dump.

I thought that, muslims don't bury their dead in marked graves?

But what do I know?

MossadAgent:
Because you sleep around with married old men for sustenance doesn't make this right.

Wetin Sanusi won do with toto again? He no dey tire?

Bighead9:
Keep praising those Criminals, I just hope you or one of your relatives doesn't become their next victim.

So you know, where I come from. We don't worship people cause they have money, your wealth must be clean and legit.

dude relax hate would only give you unnecessary headaches. Before you bust an artilry, name any extremely successful businessman that in the world that hasn't cut corners to give himself an edge over others?(this excludes politicians o).

Business world no bi bobo juice.

Igbos have perfected the craft, despite any government gridlock to demoralise the igbo businessman.


So instead of critising the business successes of igbo men, guy humble yourself and be an apprentice so you can learn how the game is played.

privaldo:
The first handshake is known as triggering and it is used by the Klansmen.

The second and third handshake is used by members.

The fourth and fifth handshake is used by Buccaneer members.

The sixth handshake by Dino is known as the Eiye claw although, it was not done completely.

The last handshake is also the Buccaneers anchoring.

Note; Be warned if you not a member don't use this handshakes, to stay away from trouble.
#Be Wise

Most of those guys you see there are aloras

FlutterDollar99:
I have downloaded all the pic sef... Time to hit d street lol
Oya chop claw

Guy use your head no go anchor wetin you no know or na mortuary go finally gat your back.

Just saying

ChiefkeefGB4:
Nigerian leaders love to give stylish handshakes. Here are a few examples

Cosa Nostra

Ijeleigbo:
I know Most of You don't know the meaning of Nigeria dollars, yuan swap with China.. And why American government is desperately smoothing the relationship with Nigeria. Soon you will be buying that techno phone you bought at N80,000 for N12,000.

The Central Bank of Nigeria have finally signed the currency swap deal we have been expecting for the past 2 years into existence with the Chinese government.

The importance of this is that since almost 70% of the goods we import come from China and Asia and 12% America why must we use Dollars to transact with China? from now instead of using dollars at N350 to 1dollar to import those goods, we can now buy Yuan at 47 naira to 1 Yuan and import those stuffs directly.

Instead of buying these goods in dollars in China, we will now buy them in Yuan which is 5times cheaper than dollars.

As usual, another giant stride which Print Media, Electronic Media and Nigerian looters will not report or allow you to understand this victory over supremacy of dollars in our daily lives and economic activities.

Up coming reality is that from tomorrow, try to monitor exchange rate. Some of those guys who hoarded foreign currencies to make gains will off load them in order not to have heart attack over their huge loss arising from the currency swap deal with china.
Dollars and pounds will flood everywhere with no buyers, as the buyers will draw naira from their accounts in banks with presence in China.

Many NIGERIAN banks will be seeking to have their representative office in China like first bank saw to the future and already have office in China.
Inflation will go down drastically because of the price of commodities that will drop.

Even if this and local government autonomy is the only thing acheived by buhari, then I will happily swallow my words and give buhari my undivided support.

hammerVJ:
WAT I SAID IS TRUTH.


IF U CLAIM OKOROCHA LOOTED AND BUILT US UNIVERSITY, I PREFER THAT TO THOSE THAT WILL LOOT AND SEND THEIR CHILDREN TO STUDY IN LONDON AND US.


LOOT AND USE THE MONEY TO DEVELOP ABUJA OR LAGOS OR SEND IT ABROAD.


IS OKOROCHA THE FIRST OR LAST?


WILL IHEDIOHA NOT LOOT?


MIND U, AM NO SUPPORTER OF OKOROCHA. PABAGWORO CAN ATEST TO DAT HERE

Bro, I hear you loud and clear, but the effrontry with which rochas looted Imo State is beyond bizarre. We know he has majority of his invested funds abroad. Imo people are asking for his head anything we can lay our hands on to say we have gotten something from him to warrant prosecution or even imprisonment is enough to pacify the average Imo man.
Rochas over did it, the level of poverty under rochas in Imo state was unpresidented.



That's my take.

H100:
Adding (+1) Mark, The Conscientious Marking Task Teachers Face.

On a very lighter note, as a teacher, would you score your student 69 or add 1 to the score? Ditto for 39!
If no, why?

- Assessment is meant to be an objective process, the human behind the process makes it largely subjective.

Someone said a student that scored 69 is as good as the one that scored 70, really? Also consider the impact of the above on the CGPA of the student:

NB: 60 - 69 is B
70 - 100 is A
39 is F
40 is pass

A teacher could feel 69 can be left without a 1 added, if in truth it doesn’t earn a 1 mark more. This is because of the purpose of assessment. It’s meant to reflect the TRUE ability of a student. It’s important that the student understands that he is a B student, and needs to work harder to become an A, than to dance and rejoice in the euphoria of a grade he didn’t earn, which can make him relax and even score much more less in the next assessment process.

For a 39 score, there can be a lot of subjectivity in place. If the teacher is aware of the efforts the student has put in place to get to that point, there might be a reconsideration. An additional mark to keep the students’ hopes up might be needed, especially for motivation and positive reinforcement. For this option, the teacher needs to clearly know where the student is coming from, and also understand the challenges.

If a student scores a 69, he/she has passed. It's not the same as a 39, for which he/she fails. some teachers may or may not even bother with the 69; However, if the student had had a perfect score up until that point, and that would ruin his/her chances, giving a +1 mark could be highly considered. Again, it depends the individual's(marker) respective values.

Read some other opinions: https://onegoodhead.com/teachers-adding-1-mark-39-69/

flowx:
If

I'm in the academia, and I can autoritatively tell you that I have given my student 39¾ , you want me toadd mark, where do you expect me to get the mark I am going to add?

B2mario:
Oga he's right. This is not an achievement, period. The man is very confused.

In 30days? You guys are unbelieveable.

B2mario:
Oga he's right. This is not an achievement, period. The man is very confused.

In 30days? You guys are unbelievable.

kkboy:
Item 1-30 Ordered, ordered and ordered.
Ihedioha is a diaster to Imo people.
Time will tell.

Ndo ooo!!!

AmazingELixir:


Op you call this crap list achievements....I see you're working very hard to justify the stipend Ihedioha is paying you.

I pity your sense of comprehension.
Make your brain no scatter as you dey try justify the 8years of waste your own paymaster okorocha bedeviled Imo people with.




Nonsense!!!

CR7 my man, this guy is a phenomenon, a wonderfully talented craftsman. He makes football an art.

PHfinest:
Can someone translate the statements?

What kind of English is that?

I thought I was the only person to notice this blunder.
I currently have a headache trying to decifer this encrypted message.

Anywhere, Imo people are asking for the head of Okorocha, so it will serve this present administration well, not to only probe but to ensure that rochas is imprisoned and all properties forcefully taken by him recovered.

Rochas too do.

Ganjafama:
Human meat is very addictive to animals. Once an animal has tasted human meat it keeps looking for ways of getting more and that's by tracking and hunting humans. That croc is safer dead than alive.

Thanks for this I wanted to reply that candlewax guy, but it's not worth it.

gistfever:
@Gistvic.com

A trending photo as going round the internet of a research which shows that children inherit their intelligence from their mother not father. Gistvic Reports.

The research also says women are more likely to transmit intelligence genes to their children because they carried on the X chromosome. Gistvic Reports.

News From Gistvic.com>> https://www.gistvic.com/2019/03/children-inherit-their-intelligence.html

I find it very hard to believe this theory, because if this theory is anything to go by, then the future is very very bleak with the unimaginable level of unquantumable moronically high level stupidity of the majority of slay queens out there today.

I'm confused here, seriously I don't get it.

Must everybody trend? What kind of attention seeking demented spirit is out there? If there is evidence use it and get the dude arrested, if not and all you have is your "instinct" and you pay this rape card with the wrong dude he would sue your sorry azz to high heavens. This will end up looking as a blackmail case gone wrong, Nigerians don wise up.


OP, be very careful how you throw around the title "media mogul", how many radio or TV stations does she have? Or is she the owner of any of the national dailies?

OP, I don't like what I hate be very careful.

Who even brings this kinds of stories to the front page in the first place.

Enugu's result is the definition of savagery.

jaxxy:
Seems like Pdp to me.

Personally, PDP, APC, AA, APGA, UPP, SDP as a matter of fact I don't care who wins in Imo State, I just want peace to reign after this election.

Okay, look at it this way. Non of the "popular" candidates has an idea of what it really takes to govern Imo, non has a single investment in Imo, non can say I have done this or that for my people, so I can do so and so for the state at large. They are all political jobbers going into government to enrich themselves and their generations, so why bother?

All of them are trying to rig this elections so whoever rigs and spends the highest wins the elections so don't expect the results to reflect the choice of the people.

Lord, save my state today.

newsynews:
Ghanaian actress, Yvonne Okoro has advised men to marry a strong woman like her who will beat them if there dare touch her.

Yvonne Okoro shared made this known on Instagram in celebration of International Women's Day.

In the post, Yvonne Okoro stated that a weak woman's reaction to a man's criticism is to run to her parents weeping. According to her, any man who feels he's strong enough should not marry such a woman.



https://lailasnews.com/yvonne-okoro-marry-strong-woman-beat/

Oh my crush!!! Don't mind them. Abeg come spank me, in fact beat me silly. Chai, if wishes were horses.

This is beyond disgusting, I've heard of different sex fetishes before, but this gives me the creeps. This is beyond dishumanizing.

Oh hell no!!!