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RomanceRe: Warri Man Blasts Guy Who Read Out His Cheating Girlfriend's Text Message by CzarChris(m): 2:03pm On Mar 07, 2019
hugelyendowed:
A Nigerian Warri man has reacted to this video of a cheating girlfriend and her boyfriend after he caught her.

In the viral video that trended a while back, a man read his cheating girlfriend's text message where the guy she cheated with talked about the good time they had while while his guy in the back was dying of emotional happiness, the emotions and expressions were priceless.

After the boyfriend caught her and read the sex message, she said she was about to cheat, that she was actually about having sex with the side nigga but she didn’t cheat because the guys dick didn’t fit into her vagina.

"I didn't Bleep him, I was about to but it didn't fit in" - she said.

That means the guy's dick was much bigger than the boyfriend's own. So the Nigerian guy reacting to the video slammed the boyfriend of the girl. He said the guy should have quietly stopped the argument and confrontation immediately the girlfriend mentioned the other guy has a bigger joystick but instead of stopping, the guy went on, that the guy should be ashamed of himself.

Watch how the cheating girlfriend was caught and also how the Nigerian Warri boy reacted.

Watch videos here

What do you think?

Source: http://www..com/2019/03/hanujay-reacts-as-boyfriend-reads.html
That dude should have just kept quiet at "It didn't fit". Seriously!!! She was just subtly conveyed a message to this guy and im no code. The idiota even said, "what do you mean it didn't fit, but I fit?" How stupyd can somebody get?

But the guy in the background sha. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nnewi Politics: Ibeto Should Be Ashamed Of Himself by CzarChris(m):
AnonPoet:
https://metrodailyng.com/2019/03/07/nnewi-politics-ibeto-should-be-ashamed-of-himself/
This is absolute rubbish, politics is a popularity contest, because he is not supporting your candidate you go on the social media to tarnish his image? Using blackmail and propaganda when you have nothing else to offer, it's his money and he has the right to sponsor whomever he chooses to sponsor. The other guy should go find his own moneybag sponsor and stop whining like a baby the mother is weaning off breastmilk.


Nonsense and ingredients.......... Mthceew.
SportsRe: See What Solari Is Saying About Resigning As Real Madrid Manager After 4– 1 Loss by CzarChris(m): 9:25am On Mar 06, 2019
I feel sad as a Real Madrid fan.


Perez just f**ing shot himself in the foot, how could he let go of Zidane and CR7 at the same time? Just to make more money, make these guys no go turn my Real Madrid to Wengers Arsenal o. angry angry angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Peruzzi Blasts A Lady Who Sketched Him, Says "Your Head Is Not Correct" (Photos) by CzarChris(m): 9:05am On Mar 04, 2019
That reply was absolutely not necessary nah. Ah ah, This is a gross display of immaturity on his part. Children in the body of men, so sad.
CelebritiesRe: Dewy Oputa And Her Partner SJ Dress As 'Bonnie And Clyde' by CzarChris(m): 7:48pm On Mar 03, 2019
This is just sad......... Seriously, wasted punnaies angry angry angry
CultureRe: Opobo: Town Where Keeping Dogs, Noise Making At Night Are Forbidden by CzarChris(m): 11:04pm On Mar 02, 2019
Dogs are actually banned in my community.
Christianity EtcRe: Generational Curses: The Myths And The Truth According To The Bible by CzarChris(m): 12:24pm On Feb 24, 2019
soulpeppersoup:
Take a look at the bolded part of that your bible quote.
Yep, sooo?
Christianity EtcRe: Generational Curses: The Myths And The Truth According To The Bible by CzarChris(m): 8:22am On Feb 24, 2019
I find this post very funny.

Yes Jesus has freed us from every curse, but remember that God is not a partial God. He sticks to the principles and rules he made.

Exodus 20:5
You shall not worship them or serve them; for I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting (punishing) the iniquity of the fathers on the children, on the third and the fourth generations of those who hate Me.

Now in the bible John the baptist was said to possess the spirit of Elijah, but he had his head cut of at the request of a small girl, when he could have called down fire from heaven(like Elijah did). Matt. 7:7 says Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye. shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you. Yes God knows our need, but you have to ask to receive. Pray to break any generational curse or innuendo that attaches itself to us, whether knowingly or unknowingly.

NB: for those comparing European/American witchcraft to Naija/Africa own, make una get small conscience nah....shoooo!!! grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Princess Shyngle: My Nigerian Boyfriend Has The Biggest Dick I’ve Ever Had by CzarChris(m): 8:39am On Feb 22, 2019
This girl looks so fragile, I wouldn't even consider hitting it. Some guys get mind ooo.
PetsRe: Nigerian Lady Punishes Her Dog For Chewing Her Iphone (Photos) by CzarChris(m): 1:38pm On Jan 27, 2019
The dog is trully petrified. We should check the breed of dogs we buy. Pugs are known to be restless and slow learners.
RomanceRe: 'Why Ladies Should Stop Driving Men Away' - Nigerian Woman Says by CzarChris(m): 10:52pm On Jan 12, 2019
Tallesty1:
If having a father and son moment like this is your definition of poor parenting then let it continue pissing you off till you take your last breathe.
In my comment, I never insulted you our wished you misery till your dying day, but I don't blame you it is your lack of basic home training that has your mind stuck in the gutters. Well you are entitled to your opinion no matter how deprived and degraded it is.

But the issue remains that maturity and stability which I believe all comes with experience, but what can I say let kids keep breeding and raising kids. By the way marriage and raising kids isn't all about these beautiful picture perfect moments, it also entails proper direction.
RomanceRe: 'Why Ladies Should Stop Driving Men Away' - Nigerian Woman Says by CzarChris(m): 7:42pm On Jan 12, 2019
Tallesty1:
No guy is young at 40.



Marry early so that you can play ball with your kids.
I always get pissed off when I see or hear this kind of utter rubbish, "marry early so that you and your kids grow up together". Who spread this kind of lie everywhere.

You are meant to be a PARENT to direct and guide your kids, not to be your kid's playmate. In growing up, you make mistakes and learn from it, in parenting you teach your children values and mistakes to avoid in life and not to make mistakes together because your "growing up together". This is why we have a lot of poorly raised children everywhere.
CelebritiesRe: Ladies Touch Cassper Nyovest Joystick On Stage. Video Goes Viral by CzarChris(m): 7:20pm On Dec 29, 2018
Somebody get those girls arrested, that's sexual harassment.


just imagine say na female artist, those guys would have been locked up and the keys thrown away.






NANSENSE!!!
CelebritiesRe: "I Am Not Yoruba, I Am Nigerian. We Are One" - Falz Says. Gets Blasted by CzarChris(m): 8:28pm On Dec 28, 2018
This is the kind of thinking we the youths need to move this country forward. Our 'Elder statesmen' all these old cargo politicians who don't have the pedigree to win an all inclusive vote in this nation just play the ethnicity card to garner sentiments from their people.

In Nigeria, we don't vote competence, we vote based on tribal and religious sentiments and we can never progress as a country with such an outdated mindset.




I AM WITH FALZ ON THIS ONE.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which Addict Do You Wish To End In 2018? by CzarChris(m): 4:38am On Dec 28, 2018
Smoking, I really need to quit this filthy habit this new year.
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze: Celebrating Christmas, Is Celebrating A Pagan God's Birthday by CzarChris(m): 12:15pm On Dec 20, 2018
Sometimes I just wonder how daft the average human being is.
Christmas is not Christian.
Easter is not Christian.
Sunday is not the Sabbath day.
The picture people depict as the picture of Christ is just the picture of Ceasera Borgia the illegitimate son of Pope Alexander VI.

A lot of rubbish dogmas have been introduced into Christianity, but I wonder why all these "men of God" still allow their followers to wander in the the dark.

But tell people these truths and what you'll hear them scream is BLASPHEMY!!!

No wahala make una dey deceive unasef.
RomanceRe: I Dumped My Girlfriend Yesterday But She's Threatening To Punish Me!! by CzarChris(m): 9:17pm On Nov 15, 2018
vivalavida:
For a second I thought czarchris was the op
Seriously, guy you no well grin grin grin grin grin grin
Car TalkRe: The 10 Wonders Nigerian Khaz Custom Did On Cars With Wraps (pictures) by CzarChris(m): 12:27pm On Nov 05, 2018
sweet
That wrangler actually got me drooling kiss kiss kiss

antagonist:
because you're such a lousy character, you don't even know the difference between paint and a wrap

I'm sure you don't even know what grilles are, or what tuning entails

keep making a fool of yourself for cheap notoriety, at the end of the month take it to first bank and cash it in

"gadget fittings"

you sound like an untrained plumber giving his unsolicited opinion at a rocket science conference.
Jesu!!!

Bros, you no get joy shaa!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Miracle Has Sold His Soul To Devil & Illuminati - Chat Between 2 Guys by CzarChris(m): 3:46pm On Apr 26, 2018
It pains me to bits when I see educated youths believing all this utter rubbish. So anybody that has hustled his azzoff and oluwa finally answers his/her call is automatically an illuminati member. Bunch of educated illiterates.
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Warns Against HIV (Hilarious Video!) by CzarChris(m): 8:51pm On Apr 25, 2018
Abagworo:
You must be insane.
You stup!d abaration, and complete waste of sparmatoza, unorganised nonentity that feds on the crumps that fall off the trays of dogs of APC criminals, thiefs and armed robbers. Woe betide you and your entire generations that support this lunatic that has turned Imolites into beggers and made Imo a family estate, may your children call you cursed for selling their inheritance to a madman. In fact you are madness personified.

Anuofia.
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Warns Against HIV (Hilarious Video!) by CzarChris(m): 5:29pm On Apr 25, 2018
This clown again, what sin did we commit in Imo State to deserve this slowpoke as a governor. I thought ohakim was bad, this man is a freaking disaster.. Kai!!! angry


How in the world is HIV back? Was it ever gone?
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala's Revelation About Donald Duke & Omoyele Sowore In Her Book by CzarChris(m): 3:32am On Apr 23, 2018
Wealthandjobs:
I hope the book has answers to how she superintended over our descent into recession amidst high oil earnings and States couldn't pay salaries until PMB bailed out the states.
This is a totally unfair analysis, this woman should be hailed as having turned the Nigerian economy into one of the best in the world. Go and ask the Commander in Chief of the lazy youths why it took him over 6months to appoint ministers and where his economic team is and who they are, and why Nigeria was removed from JP Morgan's index under his watch.

Abeg if you are looking for an excuse to rope in this innocent woman with your president's failure to govern and manage resources, then you have failed.
Car TalkRe: 5 Documents Every Driver MUST Have by CzarChris(m): 9:10am On Apr 22, 2018
BadBradley:
Is it just me or you actually listed just 4 documents which are

1 driver's licence
2 vehicle licence

3. Insurance

4 certificate of road worthiness

And you didnt help the situation by not numbering them orderly.

On a serious note, which government agency's directives are motorists to obey?

The idiots in police uniform have asked me repeatedly for all the above and then for proof of ownership. I have been stopped at Benin-Agbor road by SARS patrol team and asked to produce the receipt of my vehicle's plate number. Had to call an assistant commissioner of police for escort to get these formalised robbers in uniform out of my way.

Then there's VIO! Why there can't just be a uniform paper put out by ministry of transport or information for motorists instead pf having these thieving cash-hungry thugs in uniform to be frustrating motorists?

Which way Nigeria, land of the absurd!
I feel your pain bro, especially those criminals called SARS. What in the world is plate number receipt?
OP, what your saying is true, but for safety sake carry a the paper of everything in your car, even carry your tire receipt, fire extinguisher recipt all the papers I tell you. Soon they'll be asking for proof of working peniz. Idiotic individuals. angry angry
RomanceRe: Two Half-Nude Ladies Beat Me Mercilessly In My Boyfriend's House by CzarChris(m): 8:17am On Apr 21, 2018
This girl has all the trimmings of a witch, haba.
PoliticsRe: Aisha Wakil Alkali Speaks Igbo As The Mama Boko Haram Is Interviewed By BBC Igbo by CzarChris(m): 9:11am On Apr 06, 2018
I'm dumbfounded......Wait, what?!!
CelebritiesRe: Segun Ogungbe With His Two Wives On His Birthday (Photos) by CzarChris(m): 9:50am On Apr 02, 2018
Chumani:
He's a christain, why does he have two wives?
its against christainity doctrine to have more than a wife, and he still has the boldness to show them off, this is hypocricy.
And where in the bible is it written that a man must marry one wife? Mention the scripture, the chapter and verse that it is spelt out, "a man shall have only one wife" or anything that is close to the above quote.

All these one wife nonsense is just a man made dogma that unfortunately gathered unnecessary momentum. A man marrying one or 50 wives is just a matter of your personal decision.


"Emancipate yourself from mental slavery"- Bob Marley
Car TalkRe: 8 Of The Most Luxurious Cars In The World by CzarChris(m):
Nice, but I believe that the Rezvani Tank deserves a spot on this list.

TV/MoviesRe: TSTV Is Finally Here!!! (pics) by CzarChris(m): 6:53am On Apr 01, 2018
mikeycharles:
The DTH company "TSTV" has finally rolled out it's highly anticipated sassy decoder to the general public.
I'm seriously rooting for TSTV, they shouldn't disappoint people like me o.
Car TalkRe: 6 Of The Most Expensive Car Paint Options That Can Buy A New Car by CzarChris(m): 9:26pm On Mar 25, 2018
The bmw m3 paint looks like an upgraded matte black paint, either way, Matte black gets me anytime anyday.
LiteratureRe: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by CzarChris(m): 10:07pm On Mar 02, 2018
Art of war by Sun Tzu,
The Prince by Nicolo Macavelli,
48 laws of power, 33 strategies of war and Art of seduction by Steve Greene,
Mafia manager by V.

Best books in the history of books.
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Foreign AffairsRe: This Is How Americans Queue And Shop For Guns After Sandy Hook Shooting(Photos) by CzarChris(m): 5:27am On Feb 25, 2018
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Just look at this beautiful scenery. You've got to love the U.S
SportsRe: Why Iheanachọ's Name Has Two Dots Under by CzarChris(m): 12:46pm On Feb 16, 2018
Childofaking:
Population cannot be 100% ibo. Are there no strangers of other tribes living there ?
I know, was just being mischievious grin grin grin

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