₦airaland Forum

This woman's media advisers need a raise. This is a confirmed popularity drive.

Julietsim:
My husband and I have been married for almost 2 years now. He is a very good man . He is not a cheating type. The only thing is he likes sex so much that he always wants to have it everyday. I am tired. This lockdown has even increase the issue.

Please how can one cope? Is there any married lady that has experienced this. How did you handle it?

Some have food and cannot eat.
I know you are suffering in silence, but you married a man with a very high libido. Express your feelings to him, the main essence of marriage is communication. I believe he loves you, he will listen. He might even start avoiding you after that, if he feels he is hurting you. I just pray this doesn't pushing him into getting a side chick. Just go on your knees.


Another solution is this, do you have a child yet? If you do, and you get pregnant again, make sure he accompanies you to the labour room during child birth. Believe me he will need therapy, before deciding to have sex with you again. I know a married woman that complained to me to talk to her husband who is my friend to please stop over petting her even during sex, that since he watched her giving birth in the labour room. My guy has never been the same ever since.
Na expo bi this ooo.

diasporaman:
I am a Biafran and I know that Biafra will come someday but definitely not through the rhetorics of Nnamdi Kanu

©The Media Apostle

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3569080203151309&id=100001480944261

This paragraph alone gladdens my heart.

Melezenawii:
What is the way forward?

1. Sack 80% of Civil Servants
2. Ban importation of all goods and services
3 . Produce all goods and services in Nigeria
4. Effective and efficient VAT collection
5. Effective and efficient CIT collection
6. Everybody should go back to farm as part time or full time


Best of luck Nigeria

I believe when you were typing this load of BS, your brain was telling you how smart you are.
So let me educate you a little bit, WTI Western Texas Index is currently below $5, US Mars is below the zero mark, currently in the negative. Brent Crude is around $26 per barrel, while Bonny Light Sweet Crude is saling at $22, which is still below the cost of production. But Nigerian Crude Oil blend is one of the best in the world because it is light, meaning it contains little or no sulfur and that reduced the cost of refining.

When industries kick off again, I know crude oil will rebound and rebound it will big time. I have always been a proponent of one Nigeria, but with this kind statements coming from westerners. I just hope many of my Niger-Delta brothers see this post on nairaland. Let's renegotiate this entity called Nigeria now that our oil is useless.

Ugwuoke347:
Go on.
Say more.

kids

Abacha.
That man was a complete and true Nigerian in every way. His name was unjustly vilified, but I know history and posterity will be kind to him one day.

Ugwuoke347:
Valhalla awaits your arrival with fanfare.
Stride on then courageously.
For you have fulfilled the hero's call.

Seriously?! Are you serious right now?

RIP Sir, you made my childhood wonderful.

Nothing will keep the children of God down

12inchess:
I was expecting same too. But after Abba Kyari's burial and how it was handled, I'm not to sure. The govt irresponsibly put citizens life at risk. That burial should have been a private affair with no more than 10 people in attendance. Perhaps it should not even have been held at all in compliance with ncdc rules.

Exactly

At this rate, I believe Nigeria is about to peak. By next weekend, I expect a sharp drop in number of newly infected persons.

Considering the level of illiteracy out there, because many people still don't believe that this COVID-19 is real. God has truly been our saving grace.

laydoh:
I have been wanting to ask this question for a long time.

Personally, from my parents to the last kid of my family who is only 8 yrs old have a good handwriting.

So I always wonder if it is anywhere related to genetics.

Well, my parents where bankers before they retired in the 90s, so their handwriting is extremely beautiful, but mine is as worst as they come. I later found out that I was ambidextrous, because I was forced to always use my right hand, while I was actually born a lefty. So I'm not sure I am an autority in this area.

Yenefer:
Who is pushing thread to front pages this days in nairaland, 90% of the people who visit nairaland don't benefit from Oil. Wether Oil price is high or low..., Most people here don't rip the benefits

Forgive me for pointing this out, but this is a very ignorant thing to say.

EBMedia:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3305002112862138&id=100000571457063

The bride doesn't look happy, but the groom is over the roof joyful.


Groom mind: thank you Lord for this coronavirus, expenses dodged.

Higgies:
Obey for where... Mosogar, Jesse to Okirigwhe axis keke dey work... every thing normal... even okada work... no hindrance.

Exactly, I come dey ask myself whether na d same Delta State wey I dey.

Oluwa!
I know you brought me to Nigeria to help raise this country, but Baba the leaders we have here are practically destroying everything in their wake. Abeg this one pass me, Lord come and intervene in this country, because from what I see this government is preparing for mass burials, but na dem we go bury not the masses.
Guard your children Lord from this vampires.

Amen!!!


Modified: what's hard in asking innoson to mass produce ventilators and keep it in case of the unknown? Or simply mass produce and donate to hospitals around the country?
Bunch of clueless ignoramuses.

I applied for chemical engineering but was offered Agricultural Engineering, Soil and Water Engineering option. I was pissed. But having spent 3years at home after waec, I dived in. Well long story cut short. I found out I was in love with anything soil, so why keep myself down? After NYSC, I went back to school got a degree in Geology and Mining (while still working), did a PGD in Civil Engineering to completely horn my skills.

Best decision of my life I tell you.

If education is your thing, go back to school and correct whatever wrong course you studied, if not F* it and go into business/entrepreneurship.

sexylassie2:
Are you for real, stop cooking up stories and exaggerating figures.

No scholarship fund in Nigeria will give you 100,000 pounds,

How much is a annual salaries of a UK teacher 10 -14k pounds
And you are here writing that ptdf will give a PhD student 100k pounds.

I swear your ignorance is truly getting tiring. Simply make your enquires come back here with evidence that I am just making figured up and I will personally recant all my assertions and render a public apology to you.
I am in the academia and I know exactly what I'm telling you. I signed the bonds of 5 lecturers 3 under Tetfund and 2 under PTDF.
So I dare you to prove me wrong.

sexylassie2:
sorry sir,it is impossible for ptdf to give a phd student 45 million naira

that is not true, 45 million naira is like 100,000 pounds

Well feel free to believe what you want, but PTDF Scholarship is around 45million and Tetfund scholarship is 30million naira both for PhD scholars. And Tetfund scholars end up doing odd jobs to survive in the UK because the 30m can't last more than 2 years.
And the money is not paid to you once it's paid in tranches/installments.
Please do your investigations/enquires properly before coming here to sound disrespectful.

In the UK you pay your tuition fees every year for the 3years, depending where your school is, accommodation varies. Most times you have to travel to atleast 3-4 different countries for field work or conferences.
That £100k is change when you put all these into account.
You maybe lucky to get a good professor as your supervisor and he might help you out financially for field work or conferences if he has access to grants.

I repeat if you see someone with a UK PhD, respect am e no easy.

sexylassie2:
45 million for PhD)

Pls abegi

Worst investment ever.

PTDF Scholarship not his personal cash. It's for 3years.
Tuition
Accommodation
Feeding
Conferences
Etc.
All inclusive and it's even not enough. We are talking exchange rate of pounds to naira here honey. If you see someone with a UK PhD hail am no bi beans. It's usually via scholarship majority(not all) of the people sponsoring their self are usually politicians kids with enough money to throw around.

Trello:
Hello everyone - I'm not quite sure whether this is the right section to post this.

Anyways, I currently hold a Master's degree and I also recently gained admission into a PhD program in a UK university but with no funding from the school and the estimated total cost of the tuition and living expenses amount to about #16 million for the 3 years.

So, I decided to come seek the opinion of folks here with better experience if it really worth spending this amount in the long run or should I rather invest this amount?

Thank you in advance!

Guy why you come the blow this kin lie for here? 16million naira for PhD in the UK. Guy you be Linus.
My colleague is currently running a full packaged PhD scholarship in the UK at over 45million naira.
You can lie sha.

LordAzubuike:
You have two BSc degrees?

Yeah, but it was entirely by accident, didn't really plan it. and it turned out to be the best decision I ever made.

God has truly been good to me, I return all glory to him.

I keep telling everyone/anyone that cares to listen, "God over all else".

All these and I ain't even 35 yet.

I have a B.Eng degree in Soil and Water Engineering,
B.Sc in Geology and Mining
PGD in Water Resources Engineering(Civil Engineering),
M.Sc in Engineering and Environmental Geology
PHD in view in Environmental Geology

I currently work as a lecturer in one of the top Federal Universities in Nigeria and I also run a private consultancy firm with bias in Geotechnical Engineering.

tonee1:
Is your proposed ugu farm for personal consumption or commercial?

commercial of course. I definitely can't plant ugu on a 100x50 plot of land for personal consumption.

Adamma91:
I be updating the house on our expense, challenges and victory on yhi project. Just stay tuned

Honestly speaking, this thread is God sent, I just aquired 2 plots of land this January somewhere in Ughelli, Delta State and I am currently planning to use one for yam and the other plot for ugu. I have a little idea of yam cultivation, but I honestly know zilt about ugu. So please I'll be most grateful to be thoroughly tutored on this.

vivalavida:
Hahahahaha

U and Essien na my man na.

But guy leave onye mbamiri alone

Brother, na peace of mind I dey find o. No bi by mbamiri.

vivalavida:
Enyia go to Owerri and pick a babe jare

Onye ara

Anuofia, village man. You dey craze well well. Make sure you carry come from Lagos ooo. Or
else Essien and I go plan you. No know na

She's Ijaw, I'm Igbo. I still regret loosing her till this day.

Rachel was the best thing to ever happen to me as far as relationships go.


Ethnicity is a terrible curse on this country.

punisha:
...and Lala sang for joy.
With his family, they swayed their hips in gyration to the rhythm of the dance, imitating the snake dance and gladly they approached the snake thread.

dude you crazy

Look, I'm no bleeding heart Hope Uzodinma follower, but Ihedioha sitting on that sit is perpetuating a fraud. How can only Aboh Mbaise and Ahiazu Mbaise have more votes than the entire Imo State put together. Who is deceiving who here?

Both of them don't deserve to be addressed as "His Excellence the Governor of Imo State. They are all thieves that used fraudulent means to get into that office simple.

In a free and fair election non of them will even win a ward in an election. But who am I even kidding sef? Kindred election Dem no fit even win sef.

TechCapon:
That's the first thing I look out for when getting a new apartment. Any compound with more than 3 children is a no no for me. Any church or mosque around, ur name na sorry. I hate noisy environments

Exactly, what I check for before I pack into a new apartment.