siofra:
I just say make I tell una.

Never leave a good woman because she mistakenly slept with another man Thank you

HitSong:

It's your misery, frustration and cross to carry.
If you're not lonely and miserable, you won't fall easily in the hands of young whorès and slùts that has nothing to offer but the holes between their legs, while they collect your money and also give you all kinds of STDs...
You fell even as a married man and believe me, no sane married man will allow his family live abroad while he stays somewhere else lonely and miserable all because his wife his frustrated with their home country...
Are you a man at all?
Again, no sane woman will live her young husband here to live alone and fend for himself... expect if she has "OTHER" plans...
There's no other joy like family living and growing together.
You certainly still belong to the low class of the society and you also have poor mindset...
Why are your family members abroad? Better life abroad? Better schools?
The minister of Labour, Speaker of the house of rep and many other elites in Nigeria have their children in Unilag and other schools in Nigeria so what are you feeling like?

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST LOSER HERE.

isaiah4life:
Zuze.

How I arrived at my answer.

The second letter after the first letter are vowel letters. So, the first son has "A", the second son has "E", the third son has "I", the fourth son "O"and the fifth son will automatically have "U".

A E I 0 U

Then who is Johnny?

Therefore, the last son name will be ZUZE


Should I drop my account number to claim my prize? Abeg Christmas don set reach and sapa dey.

Preciousgirl:
This is what we Ghanaians call lunch

Fufu with chicken like soup

3y3 d3 ankasa

This lunch can fix any marital problem



Egya Alatafo) Yi egyimi

blackgold90:
OAU, UNN, ABU are all built with cocoa, palm oil and groundnut money. Then Azikiwe, Awolowo and Ahmadu Bello were competing for region development. But as soon as crude oil was discovered madness started.

Now tell a deflowered lady to stop having sex is difficult. That sex is not good is confusing.

tyup:
Without going into much stories. My sis in the UK bout last month or so once shared a link to me bout the Hospital she works in had Vancancies for some foreign qualified Doctors or Nurse either practicing or internship worker. I had these besties one happened to be my Ex but we still vibe real good whilst the other happened to be a good friend of mine at school.

To cut the story short, after reading of how 9ja girls are really not appreciative of favors and reading of stories of how guys go the long length to help either their GF n friends and they later get to change in a shocking manner and especially those guys that would be like after all I've done for her she did this bla bla. I later got to finalise these girls are all the same no matter how close you think you're to them or what doubt you have bout them. Another problem was I had no Nursing Male friends, I really wanted to share the link with a guy but I checked thr I had no Gee who did or studied Nursing, the other MBBs friends I have are still in school/ serving. Well that was how I let the link slide and my sister probably found other people to fill in IDK sha

But do y'all think I wasn't at all fair to both girls?? Insults of any kind are welcomed sha

elvischukie:
Comparing two overpriced mediocre devices... Trash vs Trash, which trash is better?

Transsion marketers sha

pozehnani:
Cute for someone who already dropped two but she should have covered it a little.

Ajiswaggs:
The person wey dey talk sef doesn't look gallant

Madibah:
This is the best thing I ever drew in my life

RioCarputo:
Which school did you graduated from?. I'm not here to demean you in any form either.

But as a UI graduate and in accordance to my undergraduate experiences which spans 6years plus,i can write out a good lesson note sample for you here. see below.

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NAME OF SCHOOL : Francesco high school, UI Ibadan.

CLASS : SSS 1A.

SUBJECT : Biology.

TOPIC : Respiratory system.

SUB-TOPICS : Meaning of Respiratory system, Types of Respiratory system, explanation of the types of Respiratory system.

BEHAVIOURAL OBJECTIVES :

TIME : 10am - 10:40am.

PERIOD : 3RD .

DURATION : 40 minutes.

INSTRUCTIONAL RESOURCES :

DATE : September 4th 2020.


LESSON PRESENTATION:

STEP 1 : Identification of prior idea - the teacher proceed to ask the students knowledge about respiratory system.

Teachers activities : ask the students, the meaning of what a respiratory system is.

Students activities : some of the students will comes up with their own prior idea of the meaning of what respiratory system is.



STEP 2 : The teacher gave the meaning of what a respiratory system is and explanation of the various forms of respiratory system in full details to the class.

Thus :

MEANING OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the meaning and explanation of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub -topic.


TYPES OF RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You list the types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


EXPLANATIONS OF THE TYPES OF
RESPIRATORY SYSTEM.
You give the explanations of the various types of respiratory system in your lesson note under this sub - topic.


STEP 3 : EXPLORATION.
Mode : the teacher introduce and present the instructional resources to the students.

Teachers activities : the teacher distributes the instructional resources to the students and enables them to discuss among themselves the pictures and in regards to the topic.



4. REFERENCES :
Under this, you write the textbook you're making use of, it's author or authors and the year it was published. that's all.

@OP, this is how your lesson notes should look like. hope you find this helpfull.

AlexReports:
Lady Who Cleans Up Jabi Lake, Kick-starts Tree Planting Exercise

In Nigeria, a climate change improvement organisation, dedicated to interventional supports for our environment has commenced a tree planting project in Abuja, Nigeria. Ecosmart Initiative kick-started Project Plant A Tree at Mpape community, on the 29th of August 2020. Ecosmart Team was also behind the February cleanup exercise of Jabi Lake, which was a initially a total eyesore.

During the Project Plant A Tree Exercise, Ecosmart Team Members where reported to age engaged in landscaping the Mpape model primary school as it was void of vegetation. They also planted flowers, shade and fruit trees at the school, and also at Crushedrock, within Mpape model primary schoolnin Abuja.

Few days ago on the 24th of August preacisely, it was also reported that Ecosmart team visited Love FM and was on Air to sensitise people on the relevance of proper hygiene and vegetation, with regards to the congestions in the town planning of Mpape community.

In another reach-out engagements on the 26th of August, which was in-view of Project Plant A Tree, Ecosmart Team appointed 5Adults and a Child, as Ambassadors for the care and protection of tree. The Team also synergised with her volunteers and where able to collaborate efforts that led to the planting 130 trees and flowers.

The exercise was partially conducted under light rain showers, as team members and volunteers of Ecosmart Initiative carried out the task unperturbed. While speaking with AbujaPress, the President and Founder of Ecosmart Initiative, Somuvie Sonia expressed appreciation to their volunteers, partners and especially Love FM Radio Station, for providing the medium and platform used to sensitise and informed communities on Project Plan A Tree.

The Founder, Somuvie later called on the general public to be a part of the climate change improvement projects of Ecosmart, especially the Plant A Tree Project. She further stressed that the organization is seeking development partnership and sponsorship to sustain the impact of her improvement project.

She However called on governments, institutions, Philanthropists, Humanitarians, NGOs and individuals to consider Investing in quality air, water, and healthy environment, stressing that it was a way of investing in our health and future. She further noted that it is achievable only if we contribute our time, efforts, influence and energy

https://www.abujapress.com/2020/09/lady-who-cleans-up-jabi-lake-kick.html

Jannuxajj:
I am an introvert that is into programming and I work for companies from home. I became tired of all the gold diggers I was attracting because I discovered they are only looking for sponsors so for the first time I made up my mind to start approaching.

I saw a young lady walking towards me so I decided to start with her. I greeted her and immediately she answered I didn't know what to say next thing I said was are you coming from the gym and she said no and looked at me somehow only for me to stammer and then ask for her name she just ignored me and was pressing her phone.

It bad to be sitting indoors everyday I swear loneliness dey kill me.

ogododo:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/09/buhari-expresses-worry-over-high-price-of-food-items/amp/

2cribz:
Wtf. P.o.f

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Most wack mumbling rapper with boring nursery rhymes and dumb uneducated slangs. Trash

JeffreyD1:


Na so your daughter go ripe for tender age

gregyboy:


Dem nor fine i dey see dem for benin self, thier yansh strong and small, dem black pass charcoal

And dem nor sabi speak English na only delta igbo ladies fine, even our benin ladies wen nor too fine na beauty pageant for were urhobo girl dey

Ebus12:
My fellow nairalanders
Good afternoon

I have been a member for close to a year now.... Even though I have been a guest for about 2 years before joining.

I have sought advice here twice and your advice has really helped a lot. Please help me once more my people

I just got admitted into a school in the south East while my parents live in the North.

My parents (my mum especially) pleaded with me to stay with her eldest sister and her children for a while, at least for my first year in school

I didn't want it at first ... But I had to agree just cuz of the way my mom was now on my neck.
She worried I knew nothing about the east.... She wanted me to get a bit used to the East

With the help of my dad..... She succeeded in convincing me to stay in her sister's house.

My first weeks in the house was quiet peaceful and fun not untill my cousin brother started looking for his biscuits

Funny right

It seemed funny that a 23 years old dude would turn out to be a devil just cuz of an ordinary 100 naira biscuits.
Mind you ... He is the only son
He asked everyone and everyone denied taking it. He asked me and I too denied it.... Cuz I didn't take it.

He beat hell out of me... Insisting I was the thief.
We became almost enemies and didn't talk to each other for about 2 months.
Aways from that ... We reconciled tho

But he still remained a trouble to my life
Always beating me as if am an animal.... He beats his sister too.

But it seems mine is worst
He has stopped me from sitting on a particular chair in the parlour.
He bullies me ... Telling me there is nothing I, my parents, or anyone can do to him.

I received the beating of my life today because the Tv remote got spoilted and he is insisting it's me. He accuses me of virtually everything that goes wrong in the house.

I'm getting sick, depressed and it's affecting me alot.

I don't want to disturb my mum about it ... It might cause problem between she and her sister
I don't want to be the cause of anyone's quarrel with another person.

I wish to go home. And I can't go back home now ... Cuz of the Corona virus and the inter state lockdown.

Please what do I do ?
Help me out
He gets worst by the day.

ellapius:
same old talk. is that all u guys have in ur head

IprintMONEY:
u get sense. if i wan advice any guy to marry, na pure fulani i go tell am to marry. all these other tribes na smelling toto oloshos

ellapius:
the biggest mistake for a Nigerian girl is to marry a guy who is not ready to marry. a Bleep boy. a jobless Bleep boy who believes his big gbola is his selling point

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

Balogun106:
Image 5, The look of it next day after applying the chemical peel


Image 6, Two day's later


Image 7, Three day's later, today's look of my predicament...

AcuraZDX:
Help! My Sister Is Seeing Her Period The Second Time This Month

Please Doctors in the house, my younger sister is seeing her period for the second time just this May.

She confided in me so I promised to ask questions.

She's 21 years of age.

She saw her period on the 4th of this May and today being 20th, she's seeing it again.

Although before she saw her first period, she was recovering from Malaria and that means she was on drugs.

Please this is a serious issue and it's giving me concern.

She has been staying with me in my house since the lockdown started and I can verge for her.

Please your kind advice is needed.

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goodman41:
I met her when she came for her IT at my place of work. One day I collected her number but I didn't call her till she finished her IT and went back to school.

One day I called to inform her that I will like us to go into a relationship which she accepted. I told her that l'm not looking for a girlfriend but a wife. I asked her if she has a boyfriend but she said yes but she will never marry the guy because there are some things she will consider in terms of marriage.

I called her to visit me but she was doing promise and fail. I told her that I'm not inviting her for sex that sex is nothing for me. She said okay, that I should send transport money, I tried using my phone to transfer 2k for her but it was not going, so I told her that it was not going she said I should go and use ATM but I told her that I don't have that time that she should borrow from her roommate and come or she should forget about coming until when I will be able to use my phone to do the transfer. So that evening she called that she will come the next day being Sunday that she borrowed money from her roommate.

When she came on Sunday I put movie for her and kept my self busy with my laptop, she started feeling sleepy which I told her to go and sleep on the bed which she went, after I was through with my laptop I asked her if I can join her she said yes, I now joined her in the bed before we knew it we started kissing and romancing each other and we had sex.

After the sex she said that but you told me you don't like sex I told her I like sex but I don't take it serious. She said okay I understand. I now took her out spent like 3k, the following morning I gave her 4k for her transport and she was happy.

After one week she called that I should send her airtime I told her that am not sending she said okay without being angry, when she visited for the second time she asked why did I refuse to send her card I told her that I don't like sending card to people she said okay. So am seeing her as people, i told her don't worry any time I feel like I will send to her, but she said if i send it that she will send it back to me.

I asked her about her boyfriend she said that she has ended the friendship but my mind is telling she is lying, she cleaned my house and cooked for me before going back to school that she doesn't want me to be eating outside, she asked me to give her money to do hair which I gave her 3k for both her transport and the hair, she said the money is small but she Will add her own so she collected it without any issue.

Am not the type that use to call every day but she asked me to be calling her every day to make our relationship grow stronger, she was telling me the other day that she will visit me one day without telling me to see if I have another girl.

Please is this girl really serious with this relationship or she just wants to use me?

proudevil:
Abacha though they demonize you.
I know you meant well for this beautiful nation called Nigeria .
Our problem is the west....Gaddafi comes to mind.
R..I.P the General.

ITbomb:
Such lengthy unnecessary debunking.

Just a line or two would have suffice

Though I can't blame him because, not debunking wild allegations in time cost him his Presidency, he let them be hoping that Nigerians would see through the lies not knowing that an average Naija IQ does not read beyond the headlines

VaselineCrew:
Some roads may have lanes when just constructed, but as soon as they start to fade away, that is the end of the lane marking on that road, almost never to be re-marked again.

Generation after generation of Nigerian drivers keep adapting to the lawlessness of driving on roads without lane markings, further worsening the already chaotic driving situation aided by low level enforcement of law and order by the police force.

I guess to some, we should rejoice at the fact that we even have roads in the first place. Unfortunately, these people are somewhat justified, in the sense that, the unsightly sight of bad roads pervades the entire country.

All in all, we need to promote order in our society and lane markings are a step towards order, at least in terms of road transportation.

You cannot aspire to become a developed country and ignore the details, because the details are far from trivial.

winniecurtis:
Born with seven DLocks from start, have extra ordinary strength than everyday men, feel and know real love when its around, sense danger from afar even when not seen and I solve challenges with ease.... I am 39 and still growing in all forms, I am most times solitary but friendly I AM DADA FROM BIRTH and I AM NOT WHAT YOU GUYS ARE SAYING, I AM MORE.

MistarT:
The best and surest adviser is the Holy Spirit, however with little knowledge about dreadlocks, there's a comma somewhere, if you have a child with dreads, prayerfully cut it, that is why most believers cut their children's hair before dedication, the words I write are not comprehendable with a carnal mind, they're spiritually discerned. God bless you.

manuelreports:
I just clocked 41 and I am yet to settle down.

Please house i want to know if I married too Late if i decide to settle down today.

I never expected to marry this late but you know one thing leads to another son of man is still trying to put somethings in order before marriage, in order to give my children the best life can offer.

Please fam
Your suggestions please