blazesam:


https://punchng.com/12-sans-lead-sanusis-freedom-battle-hearing-begins-today/

Enough of this already. Whatever happens to sanusi, how does it concern anybody. If they like they should behead him, it won't change anything in Nigeria. What we should be talking about is Corona virus

Edoloaded:

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/european/daniele-rugani-coronavirus-juventus-italy-covid-19-positive-health-latest-a9395986.html%3famp

They should have just said a Juventus player tested positive. Now he's going to face discrimination even after he recovers

icebird25:
He might be saying the truth though...
In order verify his claim police should send someone dear to he hehe one the underage girls over there..
Pls this is my opinion and anybody that will quote me ..egungun will fall on that person

Be careful.... Na express you dey go.

stephenduru:
Residents of Bayelsa State caught what looks like crocodile in a river. They were pictured sharing the meat after killing the animal.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2020/03/bayelsa-residents-kill-crocodileshare.html?m=1

Do they know how to cut it? They should not go and burst the fall bladder so that it won't be bitter.

Hhansome:
Thieves.

How much of your father's money is missing? Jonathan carry gun come Rob una?

Lovelies1:
Ok

600,000

Habaa leave am for N350,000. This buhari economy na bitter soup oh

Mimiey:
Hello Nairalanders.

He rough handled me on my first visit to his house, claims to want a serious relationship. Can he really be serious about being serious or he is just a play boy?

So I met this guy about two weeks ago close to my street. He calls but I hardly pick. Eventually, I picked and he asked if he could pick me after work and we hangout. I accepted. He picked me up after work last week Friday. He was quite interesting and funny, he talked freely like he had known me for years but he was really so touchy, I had barely spent 5 minutes in the car and he was already touching my shoulder and even when we were inside the bar, he tried tickling me, at a point, he put his hands close to my waist, I removed it. We both discussed if we had someone we are currently seeing, I am not seeing anyone which is the truth, he said there is an Ex but they just have sex and she has her own relationship. When he was dropping me off, he asked for a close hug, I hugged him and he wanted to pull me closer and kiss. I broke free and got down. He said I am not nice.

Well, we met again on Monday, I took just water intentionally. This time I minded the distance between us. He wanted to see again on Tuesday, I declined. Then at work yesterday, he asked to see after closing. I told him he can come briefly to my work and we can talk a bit in the car and part ways. He said he would like to host me at his house instead, I declined.

Anyway, he came, I got in and he started driving and saying, I will know his house today and besides his phone battery his low. My mood changed immediately and he tried to guilt trip me and said okay should we stop on the road and get a place to charge his phone. I then told him to continue driving to his house. He stopped on the way and got snacks. We got into his house. It was nice and neat.

Then we were watching a movie, he sat down and placed my leg on his, I was cool with this. Then he made moves to kiss and I declined and pulled away. All of a sudden, he started breathing fast, hugged me so tight and kissed me despite I kept pulling away and didn't kiss back. I am weak when it comes to my Bosom, then he got there and gave me the roughest and painful squeezing I have ever experienced. I haven't been with any man in about 7 months now, I am single and It's hard for me to do a little thing as even kissing randomly. So he got me there when he got to my bosom but it took only just few seconds to snap out. He continued panting and begging for me to reciprocate, he is so hard and hasn't felt this way in a while.

I told him I don't want this, he went in frustrated, stamping his feet, I tot he had agreed, only for him to come back naked and saying okay, he has heard no sex and "I don't want to force you", so he asked for a dry hump and wanted me to turn my back. I didn't. He still kept breathing hard, like he wont survive the next minute. Then he started begging for a Mouth Action. I declined and told him I wasn't up for that. I tried pulling, away and getting angry. He became even more aggressive, removed the hands I used to protect my chest and forced his way into my bra. It was a struggle and then back to begging till I made it clear in a thunder voice for him to stop and take me home.

Then he agreed, wore his cloths and kept complaining that I don't know what I have caused and he wont be himself. We left his house and he tried stopping at a Pharmacist and said he needs to get ibuprofen, then he didn't stop again and just continued driving.

This morning, he is apologizing and repeating the things he said when we got to his house that he wants something serious with me and he wants us to start something and want it to work out. He asked to come see me at work today but I declined. With this red flags, is there a possibility that he is truly serious like he said? Or he is just doing the usual lies to get the cookie and go away. He has a nice ride and nice house, I suspect he may have girls around him. My concern isn't all these, I just want to be with a serious man who is in for commitment and not just sex.

He rough handled me on my first visit to his house, can he be sincere about wanting to be serious?

I think you are very lucky just this once not to have met a serial rapist thank your God!

Inferno001:
I'm not excusing the fact that fraud is wrong but scams like this only affects greedy people..how will someone who isn't wealthy double money for you? Its so funny people still fall for these types of scams!!! You say you were hypnotized but you remember the road to their place days later to collect your "doubled money"...please we should be contented with what we have and try to get to our great heights through legit hustles...stop believing in get rich quick parades please...she fell out of greed...simple!!!

Really they do hypnotize some people. They will just be focused on the task that was given to them by the scammers!

FuckThaMod:
Just one truck and they are making noise like as if they bought the entire vehicles he manufactured... Money wey no fit reach innoson for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Yeye

Is that an antelope?

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Oga, how does SA slipping into recession translate to Nigeria doing well economically?
Look at it this way, so because your colleague got a pay cut means that you have a pay rise?

Buhari inherited a $560b economy which has now shrank to about $402b under him

See ehn, the way you ZOMBIES reason surprise me.
Tufiakwa ... sense is very far away from all of you, I swear.

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The debt shrank at the expense of starving Nigerians with detrimental policies and VAT hiking

okrote4real:
Nigeria Re-emergence As Africa’s Biggest Economy, An Economic Scorecard of President Buhari Administration - APC

Nigeria's re-emergence as Africa's biggest economy after overtaking South Africa which has entered its second recession in two years, is a rewarding and fitting economic scorecard of the President Muhammadu Buhari administration.

This is not a small feat and should be celebrated by all. The All Progressives Congress (APC) congratulates the President, the APC family, and indeed all Nigerians. Those expecting the worst and wishing the country ill-fortune should now give up. The task of developing a nation is a collective one. Politics should not drive Nigeria apart; it should unite us when the interest of our nation is involved.

Since the Nigerian economy exited recession in 2017, the country's economic growth has not been a fluke but a result of deliberate practices and policies of the President Buhari administration that has increased transparency in governance, diversification of the economy away from oil, improved fiscal management, and a healthy protectionist approach which has aided the growth and increased the capacity of domestic producers and in turn created jobs.

The hugely successful anti-corruption efforts such as implementation of a Treasury Single Account that allows the government to better track and manage its resources and a more transparent government payroll and personnel system that eliminated duplication and "ghost workers" has alleviated poverty and made more cash available for critical infrastructure projects. Private sector investment and confidence in the economy is at a record high as a result of government's development of a stronger public-private partnerships for roads, agriculture, and power.

Economic growth is being achieved despite dwindling resources as a result of low oil prices. The fact that we are making commendable progress with all the challenges shows this government is doing the right thing. There is no doubt about the determination of the Buhari government to continue to take the right steps to create jobs, grow the economy, create a secure environment, massively develop our infrastructure and develop our other resources through focused and well reasoned diversification policies.

The APC government is opening up supports in terms of finance, ease of doing business, and other services to enable the release of the latent creative energies of our youths. Our youths should take advantage of the conducive business environment the APC government is creating by investing their time in productive endeavours. They should free themselves from those who had dragged Nigeria down to the cliff edge and are trying to use our youths to create social disharmony. We call on our very enterprising youths to back out of the destructive course the opposition is leading them and join the current journey into prosperity this government is pursuing

Of course, there are still a lot of challenges on the way. The journey is not going to be a walk in the park. That is not unusual, considering the level of decay our nation has sunk into under the watch of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) and the current efforts of the PDP leaders to slow down our progress as a nation. However, this government, under the capable hand of President Buhari is single-minded and courageous enough to lead our country to the promised land.

SIGNED:
Mallam Lanre Issa-Onilu
National Publicity Secretary
All Progressives Congress (APC)

My God! Who are these people celebrating a mediocre president? I mean what has he done? Nigeria emerged as Africa's largest economy during president Jonathan's regime. When buhari entered we lost that position. Now South Africa is in recession and cannot retain the position as Africa's largest economy and we are here celebrating one idiot that has done absolutely nothing

Antoeni:
I Take God Beg Nigeria Government,
The Victim Should Be Kill Immediately.
No Time For Research Please

That's inhumane

JewelDiamond:
Error from the lab scientists . IT students precisely

Remember that the professionals was once a learner

Playboy3030:
As for me, I can do more than this for the current girlfriend am in a relationship with.

"Share your own idea considering this"

After you take bullet come die, 2 seconds another man go start to fvck your girlfriend. Bro it's not worth it.

BotherMleeper:
Hmm

He was developing her pussy

9

No worry na so Dem go help you develop your daughter pussy too

Justdogood:
This Jordan guy ugly sha ooooo.
Walahi

I dare you to upload your father's picture here for comparison with Michael jordan

I'll give them 50k both...then I'll give my mum an extra 20k just because

RentedReality:
Gombe is also predominantly Fulani and known for the tomb of Sultan Attairu, tomb of Bubayero and the famous Bima Hill.

Your favourite queen of sensual cosmetics, Jaaruma is also from Gombe

Won't u like to visit Gombe?

Of course not

VanEFCC:
A student of the University of #Osun has had her left ear bitten off by her roommate, identified as Folakemi, at their hostel in #Osogbo, #OsunState

It was gathered that the incident occurred on Wednesday, 19th February, 2020, during a misunderstanding over closing of their room door.

Things allegedly got heated and in annoyance, Folakemi was said to have used her teeth to chop off the left ear of Yoyinsola.

The victim was subsequently rushed to the school’s clinic while the suspect was apprehended and dragged to the Oja Oba police station.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B86-i3jnPyE/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

God please forgive me for laughing... It's the way she held the part piece of her ear and posing for the camera

LordFriar:
Some of us just turned 20. Is there anything you wish you knew when you were 20 that you know now and would like to share?

Kindly share your mistakes made, lessons learnt and practical approaches you've employed to fare nicely in adulthood.

HUSTLE OH!!

sarrki:
But very dangerous. . . .

Copied!!!

Governor Zulum of Borno State left the Government house yesterday without his security details and ended up at Pap, Akara & Masa joint for his breakfast, no camera man, only people who recognized him captured him. One thing special about him is that after buying, he empowers people beyond their wildest imagination.

This Professor is a living case study for the rest of the Nigerian Big Men/Women!

https://mobile.twitter.com/usmanyusuf/status/1231824354075381761

Of course now... He is their Chief of logistics, a member of the Boko Haram. Why should he be scared

daewoorazer:
The screenshots below were shared by a twitter user:

If you have a religious/pious mom, this won’t be news to you. Every religious post that contains prayers will surely be reforwarded to you, it’s usually more painful as these kinds of posts are accompanied with videos (large mb if you ask me)...

Any experience? Share them!

I can totally relate.... it's not easy though

daewoorazer:
The screenshots below were shared by a twitter user:

If you have a religious/pious mom, this won’t be news to you. Every religious post that contains prayers will surely be reforwarded to you, it’s usually more painful as these kinds of posts are accompanied with videos (large mb if you ask me)...

Any experience? Share them!

I can totally relate.... it's not easy though

AlexReports:
Nigerian Lady Somuvie Sonia Holds Jabi Lake CleanUp Exercise To Safeguard Water Bodies, Reduce Dumps


A young prospective and patriotic Nigerian lady Miss Somuvie Sonia, the Executive Director of Ecosmart Services has extended her passionate concerns to the devastating conditions of the Jabi Boat Club. She has therefore held a clean-up exercise as a personal project from her personal resources to reduce the waste in the waters and create awareness on the need to maintain a safe and clean water environment.

This initiative was birthed when she discovered how the lake was been polluted both by Passersby, sanitation workers, park visitors and local sellers who dump trash bags and empty their wastes in the water. She was aroused at the condition of the water bodies when she visited the Jabi Lake only to find a pond of plastic trash, with refuse dumped around and inside the water, creating futuristic problems both for fishermen and consumers of seafoods.

To her greatest surprise the 22nd Saturday February Cleanup exercise organized by Somuvie Sonia and her team through efforts of the local fishermen and the community head recorded an impressive turnout of participants who practically supported and joined the exercise.

The exercise which commenced at exactly 8:00am yesterday and lasted for about 2hours may have achieved a lot especially with reducing the waste and sensitizing people on why they should stop dumping refuse in the water. Speaking with Somuvie Sonia few minutes after the exercise, she expressed appreciation to everyone who extended their goodwill by participating in helping to cleanup the water environment.

She however noted that it wasn't a one-day job, though resources may be limited but the exercise will be continued in due time. She remains one of the few passionate Nigerians who craves an undying interest in nature, the environment and especially the water bodies.

https://www.abujapress.com/2020/02/nigerian-lady-somuvie-sonia-holds-jabi.html?m=1

Good work...but you have to install security operatives there because Nigerians are like HE-GOATS . They will litter that place the very moment you leave.

Olumighty123:


A very unusual mistakes, how on earth do people forget stuffs inside a human during surgery ?

It's because they didn't follow the protocol. Normally you are supposed to count the number of abdominal mops opened and used before closing up the patient. If you count it and it's not complete you don't cover up the patient until you find it. That way the possibility of forgetting something inside the body is erased

iCauseTrouble:
Can we use anointing oil?

You want the place to turn to pillar of salt?

husbandsnatcha:
Slaves' and masters ' meeting ...........Yawns
We fulanis and yorubas knows politics so igbos shud back off .......see where u are now ,morons

Baby girl come and snatch me from my imaginary wife

I can relate how the man is feeling right now. That's how my ex that I loved so much followed married man go flex. He bought things for her and deceived her that he has a surprise for her and that it was in his room. D mumu longa throat follow d man enter. Dem lash am finish. E con dey cry tell me say Dem rape am. Mtcchew

Hhansome:
Konji na bastard.

Oh Boy ... Na after you cum before you go come to your senses.. konji na real bastard

Hhansome:
Konji na bastard.

Oh Boy ... Na after you cum before you go come to your senses.. konji na real bastard

Brodapounds:
Hello dear nairalanders.

Please I'm going through a state of mental confusion.

Currently i have approximately 20 million and 300 thousand naira in my bank account.

I have two thoughts.

1) I am 25 years old but I'm not a university graduate, i only have ND (National deploma) from a polytechnic In Edo state, Auchi precisely.

I would have become a graduate years ago but after my "ND" years ago, i refused to go back to school and i decided to hustle for money.

Most of my classmates in school back then are all graduates but all the same, looking at my bank account now, i have no regrets.

So this is what i plan on doing.

1) Can i further my Education In any university in the United States with the money and plan on staying back after my degree, for the fact that I'm 25.
Will that be advisable?

2) should i stay back in Nigeria and use part of the money to build a house In my hometown in Benin and use the rest for business?

3) Is there a chance of going to USA and start all over again, look for job.
Will the money be enough to rent a house, foot some bills untill i see a job in the USA.

Note i choose USA only because it's my dream country, I'm not scared of the traveling ban because I'm 100% confident that it will be taken away few months from now.

Please i won't be replying any mention or questions.

All i want is to take note of good advice.

I already know a reliable traveling agent.

Please other suggestions are welcomed apart from mine.

Please help

Ogbeni move!!! Or you know what? you can invest in me, let me study in the US

Mandem12:
I had to open a new account for this, pardon me for Punctuation errors. I have to go straight to the point so as not to bore you... My story goes thus

I'm a young man of 25. I met this very beautiful girl, aged 23 now, we've dated 4 years now. She's so humble, the love grew out of nowhere. She does everything a woman would do for a man and I do everything a man will do for a woman.

I found myself not doing anything without her and she cannot do anything without involving me, we actually love each other very much.

She started pestering me to have a blood oath with her because she was scared I would leave her. I laughed it off cos I knew I wouldn't cheat on her, she is everything I wanted in a woman.

Trouble started when I brought her home to meet my parents, I was actually happy that I had found my wife...

When she left, my father asked me where she was from, and I told him and my father told me I can't marry her because she was from the same village with me and thereby related by blood thereby marrying her is an abomination that she was my sister so to say and said our kinsmen would not be Involved if I insist on marrying her... I felt my world crumbling down like a pack of cards...

I told my girl and she was like, it's an old tradition and nobody will dictate to her who she would marry and she loves me and there was no going back...

As a man, I thought about it and wanted to let her go because I wouldn't want the stigma to be on us and my unborn kids... I showed her some attitude to make her hate me but she didn't, rather she would rather beg me not to leave her even when I'm at fault. I feel bad anytime I do anything to hurt her feelings...

Now, I actually want to get her pregnant and damn the consequences, do a court wedding if the need arises and relocate with her out from our state and start a new life elsewhere...

Another mind is telling me to let her go so we can move on with our lives, or even be a fugitive for her... I however know she will hurt herself if I leave her... I'm very confused about everything, I seriously need help... Why is Igbo tradition this way? I found love with this girl, now everything is about to be stripped away from me, just like that... I seriously need an advice please...

I love this girl so much and she make me happy


Please move this to front page so I can hear from others please...

Ogbeni... Na your mama born am?
When you were growing up with your siblings, was she among them?

If your answer is no, then she is not your sister... Ride on