sexiestharam:

Lol. What if I am a ghost? Nairaland is a faceless thread o. You no dey fear?

Naah not scared... But it's just that ghost and the living cannot make contact so I won't be able to feel your touch

chiemmanuel:
If a civil defense officer can't defend himself
Then we the defenseless citizens, who will defend us.

Oh boy you are on your own oh. I don order double barrel from Julia

ATTemi:
She’s still naive about life, probably while u think she’s a good girl. Series of heart breaks go reformat the good girl.

But if your intentions are genuine, help her grow.

Pikin wey go die must die even if u give am 5Alive.

Let him be there wasting time... Until one hoodlum give the girl orgasm. He nor go see her breaklight again

Freehuman:
Age is just a number. Go guy.

So that he will go and tear somebody's daughter's vagina ... Wait for her to come of age

BaddieKay:
My question is where would the money for whatever rubbish they're planning come from?I hope there's some groundnut pyramid somewhere where the money will come from. Useless Government

Lol it's from the southern oil blocks that are under their control. Can you imagine? Can any southerner control any major resource product in the north? The earlier we divide and control our own resources the better for our unborn children

miteolu:
Bayelsa again? CJN must here this.

CJN; bayelsa can only be cleansed with the establishment of Sharia courts in yenagoa and it's environs

sexiestharam:

You must be so sexy .. can we hang out sometime

Biafrareform:
Good morning all, for those still awake.

I think my relationship just ended. Something we both cherish.

Well, months back my ex and I came back together. We had a bliss relationship while in our final year, but I wasn't committed at all and she knew it and left. Back then in school she kept going to my phone and of course she do see things to talk about .

After 1 year of being apart, I needed a committed relationship cos I wanted to settle down. She came to my mind and the feelings was so strong even though I tried to resist it. We finally met and resolved all issues that led to her leaving .

Is been the sweetest memory we have had so far. Everything was going fine. She is a nice and sweet girl. Our agenda is marriage and she is aware. She fits perfectly to my ideal woman. Our emotional and spiritual connection is just perfect.

Well, things take a turn when I went to her phone and saw stuff that knocked me out. What really got me mad was her dating a married man. My emotion was dead. She said the relationship is in the past. She was forced to go into it after she left school. Her mum forced her into it when she stopped caring for her and asked her to go fend for herself. Then we weren't together. She confessed to becoming someone else from who I knew when I didn't tried to bring her back. But she is not a bad as I think , she concluded .

I also saw her chat with someone where she sent a bedroom pics she took in my house. She said she is just flirting with him (they have a fling) but that I should give her time, she is going to completely cut of tiers with them.

Well, I love her was ready to stay with her.
She was around again this Val and was tempted to check again and noticed she is still communicating with the married man. Infact I noticed they met lately in January. I locked up , and decided that is over. Didn't talk to her about it.

We went out for on Saturday. She is the type that hardly post on Facebook. Infact she has reduced my activities on Facebook. Her reason, our lives shouldn't be on social media.
I uploaded our outing on WhatsApp. She did too, but didn't upload the one we took together. Yea, she hasn't done that b4. I was angry and voiced out what I saw in her phone. Accused her of deliberately hiding us from her contacts.
She apologised and told me she isn't doing anything with the man again. Just the normal chat cos of the friendship they have had b4 . She even handed her phone to me to call him and end it if I want . I wasn't taking any of that cos I saw from her browsing history where she is been searching how to make a married man fall in love and spend on her but didn't let her know of it.
She pleaded that nothing is happening between them again. Then she begged that I should stopped going to her phone that is destroying us. That if I ended up destroying this relationship, where do I want her to start.

She is back to her base and we chatted last nite and she brought up the case of me going to her phone again and I was angry with that and told her about the browsing history too.

She was completely devastated with my findings.
Is lengthy right, sorry about that. This is a relationship we both cherished and I know she love me real good. Ohh, I forgot to tell you, she bought me a native dress and sent 6k to me from her 33k NYSC allawee. She is a good girl. She is nice and caring. I love this girl real good. Never loved anyone like this before.

But I don't know what has really gone wrong with her. I was determined to really make this right, but as it stand now, it seems dead to me and I am sure she also feels same too.

I should have stayed away from her phone. But guys, is not my fault, I love this girl and I am serious about it.

Bruv.... I've been in the same situation, I saw terrible things in her chat that will make you wonder if you really know the girl. Then they will tell you that they are just playing with the other guys. How sure are you that you are not being played as well. But then it gets them real mad that you checked their fone. Trust me it takes the grace of God to salvage that relationship. What I've learnt is that many people must toast your girlfriend. You just have to take her word for it that she loves you. If it turns out that you were just being played...well karma will serve her the same cup of reality tea

etebefia:
There's so much attention and channelling of resources to the problems of the north and it seems to me that the CORE objective of our nationhood in this country is to strive for the betterment of the north, for the north, and only for the north. Sorry southern Nigerians, obviously some people wouldn't take the Niger Delta militants amnesty without same for the Boko boys.

But what they fought for was entirely different.

Dannieln1:
Just look at the message one idiot sent to me

Lol I actually called them back then they asked for my card number. I brought out my 3 Atm cards and started to call the numbers randomly from the three in reverse order. Na Dem vex cut the call

Perufy:
A video has emerged online of the youths of Borno state who for some days now have been searching the bush for Shekau.

They issued threatening message to Shekau. They promised him that they will slaughter him when he is caught. I love the bravery of the Youths.

But will this also trigger another aggression on the youths by the BH sects

Watch the video below

https://www.facebook.com/100012579554359/posts/1051262668636375/?app=fbl

Awon war zone

RisenPhoenix:


You should learn how to apply what you are informed by science. If science says A, you should not extrapolate it to mean B without proof. Men produce both X and Y sperm in adequate quantities to produce either a boy or girl at conception. The conditions that increase the chances of either of the two possibilities are present in the woman, like the ph of her vaginal fluids, the time of ovulation and her age etc.

Thanks... If you know this then you should also know that the Y chromosome spermatozoa deteriorates more rapidly than the X chromosome sperm. And that the X chromosome is more capable of withstanding the unfavorable conditions in the reproductive tract. So in essence, if the man is not optimally healthy, then he cannot produce competent Y chromosomes that will make a male child

dre11:


https://m.guardian.ng/news/how-yahoo-boys-subjected-state-house-director-naankang-to-agony-of-slow-death/

Wait first how did they know the details of everything that occurred if they weren't the ones that did it. See how they are shooting themselves on the head. Common sense they don't have

dre11:


https://m.guardian.ng/news/how-yahoo-boys-subjected-state-house-director-naankang-to-agony-of-slow-death/

See the clueless security agents are trying to implicate Yahoo boys as deadly criminals.

Wetin concern Yahoo boys and government official. Yahoo boys wey dey jejely cool off for clubs or I their Toyota spider.

They learnt first hand from their clueless Commander in Chief how to put the blame of their incapabilities on innocent nigerians

desag:
Dear House,

A friend called me yesterday that i should come . on getting she told me she was stooling and contain blood.

What could be the problem and solution.

Attached is the picture

Thanks for support.

Is this where you should ask this question or are you not supposed to take her to the hospital? That's how you wait until it becomes complicated beyond salvage before you come to the hospital and start to rant that Nigerian doctors are half baked.

Well the differentials could be

Anal fissure
Haemorrhoids
Polyps
Colorectal cancer.
Do me a favor and bring her to the hospital for further history, examination and investigation. So that she can be properly managed

ADAlBEKU:
Fulani settlements in Plateau State?
Fulanis have no settlements in Plateau or Jos.

We don't trust the soldiers

Actually they do. Even Here in Abuja. They aquire those land by causing havoc and displacing the original settlers, they then reside there and call it their own

Nigerians and this male child fanaticism when is it gon end. It's not your fault but his.

Science has proved it. The woman only gives the X chromosome while the male produces either X or Y chromosome. So when they fuse it can either be XX(female) or XY(male)

So what I'm trying to say is that you should be the one angry at him that he is not able to give a male child. It's not your fault in any way

Officialgarri:
While everyone takes turn to congratulate, we should also have it in mind that we will still be there to mock him when his previous tweets and unguarded public utterances begin to hunt him.

Like they say, the Internet never forgets.

You should stop thinking like garri

Mikehot:
Meanwhile if the cult of bloodbath doesn't see the blood of unbelievers to spill they would spill theirs to satisfy their blood thirst

Leave them oh it's just a peaceful parade
Religion of peace

Ok it's not a big deal, it's a very common presentation amongst men. Commonly it's due to anxiety, when you lose your shit on the site of Pooh cee, but then erectile dysfunction is the major cause. Others could be high sugar level(diabetes), hypertensive medications e.t.c

with drugs you can have a better sexual experience. You can go to the hospital and explain. Normally I would have just prescribed the drug on this platform but these days I have to be careful, I'm still sober about the two of our colleagues that have been suspended from medical practice.

This guy na donkey o... Correct mumu

TeleboiZ005:
The COP of the state said he knows NOT what caused the killings of the 30 villagers.
bt our "darling" president has concluded that the killings is as a result of retaliation of the villagers taking laws into hand.

I'm sorry to say this but PMB is a big fool!!!

Guy, no need to say sorry. He is not a big fool but a Very big fool.

I've seen enough of this shit hole, abeg let war do and come

Omo guy! You too correct, that's very good. We are solidly behind you. Infact we are working on our Russian visa. More interracials to come

I have come to realize that Nigeria as a country is a big joke.

Smoking in front of a baby?? Darn nigga. That's a very bad gesture. The baby might want to try what's been learnt from you and burn the mouth

freeze001:
This country is gone to the dogs!

Naturally, since Buhari is the king of nepotism, he will not 'remember' that there is a Federal Character Commission that needs to have commissioners put in place to ensure balance even though we know appointees will still be stupid APC stooges that will uphold politics over their core mandates! If it was petroleum or NDDC or NPA, he will sharply appoint and re-appoint!
Our rubber-stamp national assembly also has Senate and House Committees on Federal Character but they are also dead asleep, exercising no oversight to call the Executive to order with respect to its statutory duties!

Why won't there be shoddy recruitment in various MDAs with no consideration for federal character? Is this not dereliction of duty and non-performance? Is this not an impeachable offense? Unfortunately, both the Executive and National Assembly are guilty. Then the states that know that they have not nominated any Federal commissioner for the FCC are also in another class of stupid!

In short, I am tired!

Me too I'm tired. But I've learnt not to carry Nigeria problem for my head. It can fit to cause craze

Blackeuropean:
This bridge no dey finish?

Na 100 years project oh

AlhajiImam:


Allah cannot bless Trump. He's a Kafir and an unbeliever. He is against the spread of Islam. He's a goner

Oh boy they said God bless Trump and Israel. The God Almighty. He did not say 'allah' which is a demon god. And mind you. We are believers of YAWEH who created the earth. We are unbelievers to any other false gods.

Macsjebs:

Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/02/iran-khamenei-middle-east-plan-die-trump-200205170328538.html

This people are funny Sha..which land, Israeli land that they got to inhabit after they massacred Jews and scattered them round the world. Then years later Jews began to gather back in their God given land and war broke out.
The four Arab countries surrounding Israel went to war with Israel but the God of israel, the one true God left the Arab countries in desolation in just 6 days. They have to beg the world powers to organize a cease fire else they would have been annihilated from existence. Or which other land are they arguing about.

Macsjebs:

Source: https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/02/iran-khamenei-middle-east-plan-die-trump-200205170328538.html

This people are funny Sha..which land, Israeli land that they got to inhabit after they massacred Jews and scattered them round the world. Then years later Jews began to gather back in their God given land and war broke out. The four Arab countries surrounding Israel went to war with Israel but the God of israel, the one true God left the Arab countries in desolation in just 6 days. They have to beg the world powers to organize a cease fire else they would have been annihilated from existence. Or which other land are they arguing about

Arrewa:
God bless Buhari!!

God bless baba Buhari!!

May God continue to guide and protect my Able president...!


If you don't like Buhari... Send your account number make I send you money Make you go buy snipper...

Ekenemu unu... Ndi nairaland!

If you say the God of Israel na demon. Then that makes the god of Arabs what? Let me tell you the god of the Arabs is horse shit.
That's why they bow down to sniff the shit.