₦airaland Forum

originalKsp:
Sincerely share with us the row and color you made your first mistake and how many mistakes you made! - If Possible.

Facts about the Stroop Test:

The stroop test is used in neuropsychological evaluations to measure mental vitality and flexibility,
since performing well requires strong attention, inhibition and self-regulation capability.

Other Interesting Brain Teasers Can be found on Prof. Rancho's official Page here http://samimath.com/prof-rancho/

Just make sure you dont ask Dino melaye or any of our Senators to do this test otherwise.....

We will have to again invite theVice Chancellor of ABU to testify that he finished the test, in 2019 ofcourse!


Awon Weerey!

SuperSuave:
Na who dey start all dis lies sef

Na the 3rd Class people naah!

There is Safety in Numbers!

They will soon tell us Obama had 3rd Class!

ednut1:
in advanced countries u rarely hear about grades. no be this same nigeria people dey go waste money and time for school with nothing to show for it. be the label graduate. shior

Those who go to school to waste not just their money, but their time, end-up with a low grade (like Failure/Pass/3rd Class ) .... but those who know why they went to school, come out with brilliant results!

So, chose what you want to get out of School, and you will get it. SIMPLE!

soberdrunk:
Baba nor wan hear say dem mix am with the ''olodos"

Ps-People in this part of the world mistake 'retentive memory' for 'intelligence', the fact that you can go to school, study a particular syllabus and pass examinations doesnt make you 'intelligent'. Intelligence is very dynamic and cuts across various fields of study, both 'practical' and theory......... In lay mans terms "You fit sabi book make you nor get sense"

The fact that you cant read, understand, assimilate what you read and then "put it down" in response to exam questions that yo are asked......... leading to your failure and eventual "Pass/3rd Class" graduation, is hardly a reflection of an intelligent person!

If you cant overcome "basic tests" that all your mates could overcome in school .... how would you claim to be able to overcome more serious, life-challenges?
Just look at our NASS and you will see what a critical-mass of "people of average cranial ability" can do to a nation.

Your "Class of Degree" is also a "part-measure" of your level of intelligence , take it or leave it.

Well, l know "3rd Class materials" will always claim "I am Tony Elumelu"!
But they forget that any fool can make/jam money in a very corrupt environment like Nigeria ....

EnigmaticEnigma:
Thanks, I really do appreciate the time taken to respond to my query.

So would you recommend that both uber driver and rider carry weapons

Small knifes, pepper spray, electric tazers and the rest.

EnigmaticEnigma:
How safe is uber for both the driver and the rider

Someone with experience please shed some light.

Heard stories about uber drivers being robbed as well as their cars stolen. Hear some bad stories from riders as well.

Uber, like most online pay-for-hire transport system, is SUPPOSED to be Safe!

I said "supposed to" because in Nigeria, nothing is "supposed to be as it ought to be".

In brief, to be an Uber Driver, Uber is supposed to "vet" you, your documents and hold enough data on you such that you are traceable and have no criminal background. Uber should also have access to your bank Account which is where the money (Taxi fare) is paid into.
Uber debits the customer account, takes its own share and then credit the Uber-driver's account with the remainder

How much, how deep and how religiously Uber in Nigeria does this, is another kettle of fish.


In like vein, an Uber passengers are supposed to be also vetted.
Uber is supposed to have the details of the customer account and other Bio-data of such Customer.

How safe is Uber or any other taxi service?
I would say "Thread with caution, as you would with any other Taxi service you pick up along the road side.
Dont "chat yourself into trouble" as they try to get information from you along the journey.

If anyone thinks the fuel in the vehicle of that Uber taxi (in this story) suddenly finished at the same location where "boyz were waiting to pounce", that person needs to carry a sign on him/her saying l have One Million Naira in my bag ..... while standing in the middle of orile Bridge at 9pm.

zicoraads:
Paid ignorant protesters. Someone was suspended from Abuja. You are protesting in Borno

ESDKING:
Any person still defending this man is hopeless.

You s`peak like a Hopeless nonentity, yourself!
How about jumping into the Lagoon if you are so depressed? X

Eddiat!

BeardedMeat:
What don't you understand? Buhary is a democratic misfit, he is too old, frail, sick and a vegetable! What can such a person do?

blackaxe78:





So make our number one men start to dey patronize Innoson wey no get crash and safety test result.


Who won die when the money is available.


[b]Innoson wey the wheels fit pull anytime overtake the car itself

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Dont mind them.......... Upon all the "Ibo-made" fake this and fake that we are forced to endure as Nigerians, make my President sef come dey drive "Ibo-made" car?
Impossicant!

realmindz:
black brains,
Africans need to be enslaved again. They 've probably tortured a mentally ill woman.

plus over religiosity and superstitious beliefs labelling cats witches



meanwhile, some other places in the world where sense is not too scarce....

akin33:
proverb 18: 7
A fool's mouth is his destruction, and his lips are the snare of his soul. All sympathizers, who claim to love her now failed to warn her when she was running her mouth.
This same demon has ever call daddy Adeboye gay and you think baba will applaud her.
Apostle Sulaiman is facing a serious sextual scandal now through a woman (Otobo). Should David Ibiyome watch and allow one Jezebel to run down his ministry?
I advice al sympathizers to think about this.

AntiWailer:
Pastor for that matter.

They only want to spend the wealth in God's Kingdom not his words.


What happened to forgiving those who trespass against us ?

I have condemned Kemi several times but what is wrong is wrong.

I have never condoned whatever nonsense she writes.
My posts on her in the past are there.

But locking her up for how many weeks for a civil case and making her wear prison uniform ?

I am aware whenever a Pastor is involved, brains are on vacation.

Type whatever you like. What is bad is bad

She has said crazier things about Pastor Adeboye. I guess Man of God is different from god of man

Brains really go bad, when it involves so-called "men of god"!

If it was Buhari she abused and she got locked up for only two days, Nigerians will be calling for his head.

But now that it is a "Pastor", the "Sheeple" (Sheep people!) are silent.
Same attitude was in display in the randy pastor Sulaiman's sex-tapes!

Remnd me, who was that person that said "Religion is the OPIUM of the People...... give them religion and they get really, really STONED!"

Ashleydolls:
I'm wondering how he got to know the woman has all those qualities...hmmmmm..Ladies will never learn. You know you have a single friend that is better than you in terms of looks, attitude, bedmatics and what have we and yet you allow her have a good relationship with your partner. It starts from calling him uncle and before you say Jack, they exchange numbers and they're already talking on phone and dating. Ladies out there are desperate, if you find a good partner, keep him alone to yourself, stop telling your friends about him, stop allowing them to meddle in your affair. It's takes two to make a relationship, remember three is a crowd. Keep your relationship private and away from your friends. B*tches ain't loyal.

GreatZaza:
There is nothing like that, is it everybody in NASS that is a thief? If you were opportuned to be a member will you ask them to stop paying you the salary that is constitutionally your right. The problem is Buhari knows nothing about consolidating his power, I have said this before, During the stone age they had some prime ministers who had more influence than the king but the few wise kings who succed drew this great prime ministers close with gift and other things and crushed them beyond repair. I guess Buhari is not that few. With the way things are going this people could easily plot his impeachment, He better employ a good political strategist like the likes of Tsun-tsun

Babacele:
because Buhari allows him. I'm a diehard Buarist but when the essence of the phenomenon we voted for is being tampered with by the very custodian of the ideal, then like Aisha Buhari I'm afraid I would be forced to think twice. You can't surround your kitchen with rotten meats of a cabal without attracting flies like saraki and come out to tell you are pro good hygiene!
For allowing the Saraki coup against the party is a grave political sin the president has made worse by retaining saraki-like kitchen cabinet. Take the case of Magu for example which clearly shows PMB may not actually be in control. Does El Rufai hate him too? We are worried because we love pmb but we love Nigeria better.

zegxy:
SIMPLY PUT, THE ONUS OF THE PROBLEMS FACING THE COUNTRY IS AS A RESULT OF PMB'S INDECISIVENESS AND LACK OF POLITICAL SAGACITY.

oyienootieno:
We need on time military rule to straighten things out... democracy sure is not for Nigeria at list not now..

HIGHESTPOPORI:
You and who? Or u mean you and ur fellow Bmcs?

Ezenwammadu:
Frankly speaking, there are issues with both chambers. Yes, that of the Senate may be pronounced, but there are issues with the House as well. How can you increase the budget of the judiciary by N30bn without increasing that of the legislature? The lawmakers are not happy with this.

“Again, the president doesn’t see them as anything. He treats them with disdain, and it’s the fault of his aides. He doesn’t meet lawmakers privately to discuss issues, which wasn’t the case in the past. They’re only managing to work with him.

https://www.pmnewsnigeria.com/2017/03/30/senators-give-5-conditions-peace-buhari-osinbajo-heads-reconciliation-committee/

Sammypope4all:
FFake accent. She kept saying Dora!! Whats DoraDon't believe her story anymore jor besides while the escapades was going on I bet she was paid more than necessary( pastor Na big boy so..) move an and live s man with a life.

emi14:
Do not misquote the bible. The same Jesus in gospel of st John chapter 2:15 New International Version
So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple courts, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. Why the aggression? Why he did start teaching and feeding them. Jesus paid tax.

However, miss Stephanie Otombo. Are talking about nudity here? Alright, when did masculine nudity became more expensive than feminist? He also saw yours ...no be so? Even if Suleiman fuckerh you..u fok him he fok you...na one one. Carry the one you fok the waka go kanada make our apostle the mind him matta here.
For your information you have succeeded in disgracing yourself and family. You have lost the battle because we the christian faith is not interested in your aspersions. We love Suleiman . Love supersedes all.
Try another style. Like Monica Lewinsky like Stephanie Otobo...SFEBE.

MENTORCH:
There is no way the Apostle will say he doesn't know this girl, she might have added things to make the story sweet tho!

OreMI22:
Why do they always go to London,USA or Canada to stay and cause troble in Nigeria?

If she is saying the truth that she had a baby for Suleman, Oya let us do the DNA test.

We could also do a polygragh test. if she isn't ready to do any scientific investigation and just running her mouth from Canada, can lalasticlala do the needful and transfer to jokes section PLEASE ?

Yusuf4:
We don't laugh over everything, whosoever released this to the media is a useless and shameless human, just look deep, the girl once worked at Links hotel, probably while a student. You see a poor girl trying to make ends meet and won't have time to be going to school. is not easy for her. maybe she acquired the Ond knowing it could upgrade her pay rather than waec/neco. She's better than those LovePeddler in the name of runs girls.
Some of you here had your uncles and parents pump money to you while in School yet came out with 3rd and lower classes.

Kaeyzo:
She really killed it. What a good Grammar!!! No suprise she is from one of the so-called educated state

jesusson22:
Well Happy Married Life to them...



http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/another-young-nigerian-man-marries-old.html?m=1

TPAND:
Keep quiet. Some persons have posted their own copy that same year and it has 8th July which was a sunday. Ajeku iya le je... You just want the downfall of another man. I See why many nairalanders are not making progress in life

naijaking1:
As long as this crazy Sagay is getting paid, the Senate of the federal republic that approves all budgets has a right to invite him, probe him, and even cut off his fund or budget as needed.