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Be like say OP dey smoke when he typed this shit ba? Which one is Davido in WizKid's birthday? Make una stop copy and past abeg.

yomi961:
PDP power to the people

How many people noticed Atiku's right eye is physically weak and unstable? Or am i the only one?

I love your format, you tried.

At least put his picture(s) nah.

This bae only want us to know she gat big boobs. That's all. See as she dey use reverse psychology for una.

javaguru:
what u should know

I am not surprised with the name of the handler. Yoruba and Hausa are Igbos problem but now they are clamoring and luring the West and North to vote them in. No no.

More secrets of Mr Peter Obi unveiled.
By Igbo Kwenu

APGA cannot mourn the exit of Mr Peter Obi with all these secret findings surrounding him.

1. Those who knew Peter Obi will attest to the fact that he has been a drug dealer beginning from his days as an undergraduate at UNN. He was hardly attending lectures and only managed to graduate with a third class in Philosophy after spending 12 years in the University.

2. His brother in-law who incidentally is one of the hirelings used by him for his nefarious drug trafficking business is currently languishing in jail in far away London . This is the major cause of strain between Obi and his in-laws. It is on record that his closeness to Dubem Obazie was the because he Dubem served jail term for drug trafficking because of Peter.

3. Obi should explain his relationship with former Military Administrator, Governor Ibim Princewill and Col Earnest Kizito Attah of Cross River State whom he helped as a conduit to fleece Cross River State government thus contributing to the under development of the state.

4. Obi should explain to Ndi Anambra the circumstances surrounding his father's death which remains his best kept secret. Before then we can reveal that Obi's father was drowned to death by Obi's associates in the drug trade whom he short-changed in a business deal prompting the mafias to kill the old man whom they drowned bounded hands and feet with bricks round his neck.

5. Given the level of insecurity in Anambra state , ''Saint'' Peter Obi should explain how he expends his security vote since it is on record that he collects over 470 million naira per month as security vote (220 million naira from Local Government and 250 million Naira from the state FAC accounts)

6. Just as Peter Obi professes his Catholicism for political expediency, we ask him to summon the moral courage and explain to Catholic faithful his relationship with the Olumba Olumba Obu (OOO) Cult sect where his wife is a known member. It is also on record that Peter Obi met the wife at a night club in Auchi . The lady had two children from two different men -an Albino and a Ghanaian. The affirmed Catholic is yet to wed his wife in the church.

7. Obi is yet to explain the mystery behind the 250 million naira that was found in the possession of his aides. He is yet to produce the contractor and publish the contractual agreement that stipulates that this very contractor will be paid in cash and also a reference to any other known precedents. Not even the famous late Barkin Zuwo of Kano State paid contractors in cash.

8. Obi should explain why he has continued to loot the resources of the state using his brother, Ndibe Obi, Ejike Onwusogbulu and a certain Chidi Agbapu -a Lagos based stock broker as a conduit for money laundering while the youths in Anambra remain unemployed;

9. Obi was elected governor on the platform of APGA and it is on record that he never convened an APGA meeting thereby destroying the entire party structure. Obi should explain to party faithfuls and loyalists why he destroyed the party;

10. Obi should explain to Ndi Anambra what happened to the state local government allocations and why Anambra under Obi is the only state in Nigeria without elected local government officers in place?

In view of the foregoing, we demand his immediate resignation or face further disclosure of his criminal past and present.

Edwin Chukwujekwu
Chairman

Nonyelum Nwokoye
Secretary

Omo ope, Soludo ti fi owo yin shaye, oti gbe omo mefa loole. Anyways, eele boje.

Padi padi govt.

Oti zeh

Ilefo cameleon.

blinking001:
Igbo accent
Efik/ebibio accent
Body odour
Mouth odour
Hair odour
Vagina odour
Big yansh (girls with this feature the smell yansh)
Bald head/ receding hairline
Broad face
Broad shoulder
Big head
Big stomach
Fallen breast
Scanty hair
Shot legs
Ugly/long foot
Bad finger/toe nails
Dark vagina
Hairy armpits
Hairy chest
Hairy chin
Hairy legs
Overweight
Bleached skin.

Kuku marry angel from heaven

P0rnstar.

[quote author= post=114263467]To be successful and be the best in what we do.

So far so good.......

We thank Baba God for lives..........@ [/quote]Dont forget to thank Buhari too.

etrange:
And thier men too.

Ori e gbale.

Na so their babes sef clean pass Naija's babes. Come and beat me.

BESTScientist1:
To imagine what is about to befall Nigerans with Tinubu, makes me pity many
(1) Lawlessness will be the order of the day
(2) Inevitably Tinubu has great brains to put at places of interest but to the enrichment of a very few
(3) In Lagos today, we should be competing with states in the U.S. with development but the AGBEROS and other official rogues have channelled monies into a man's pocket. What is happening in Lagos as we speak to divert monies to BAT's campaign is unimaginable. If I tell you you will practically faint.

Tell us, we want to faint.

abokikhalifa:
Na machala help her sing or write all her songs ?

Na Machala's grace carry am.

Machala tried 4 this girl.

Stargangz:
Sebi our population na 200m+ , make dem give each person $1m nah, d money go still remain around $100m. Dis govment people no go die well, money wey be say dem don share among themselves tey tey

Guy u sure say u pass Maths for WAEC like this?

Because if they share $300m to 200m people as $1m per head, only 300 people will get from 200m Nigerians. Abi where u studied ur own Maths dey different ni? Toh

This is called Stubbornology.

Karlovych:
Who am I?

I ran away from my village to claim Lagos as my homeland
I lied about my actual age and educational qualifications
I have monopoly over all IGR in Lagos
I have my urchins that rob and harass people in Lagos traffic
I sent soldiers to shoot civilians who were protesting for their human rights only to flee from the country hours after committing the act

Do am if e easy.

Call me when this get to FP.

Jagaban of Africa. Most popular politician in Africa. Baba o, oko iya Igbos.

NNPC abi NNPP? Which kind mod push this to FP nah?

Due to their skin, majority of white girls have smelling kpekus, that_s why they can't do or go out without greasing their V-jay with V-jay wash. Our black ladies are better than them in hygiene, except black girl who refused to take proper care of herself. I knw most of u wont believe me, but believe me, i have dated lot of white girls, i still prefer the Jamaican kind of bae. Black is beauty Abeg.

Nonsense...

Oti zeeh

Ponmo is mine.

Rubbish

telleyway:
Send "you" CV instead of your CV

You gerrit.