₦airaland Forum

Snitch24:
Where's the picture

Sorry, was having issue in uploading it before. You can kindly check now sir.

Picture..

This girl is missing... she is the daughter of a military personnel by name, Lance Corporal Ayaowei who is currently serving in Nigerian Army School of Infantry (NASI) Jaji military cantonment. She got missing on 11th September 2021. If seen, pls report to the nearest military Barack/police station or call this No 09021679948..... please kindly pass the information across.

Ritzybeauty:
Your own no be here oo.. Lol, tell me you belong to any force and I am out..

Why ma?

Beebah2000:
Hmmm, na wa ooo. If the husband no wan service her generator,then make another person do am na.

Them go don use gbola scatter ur kpekus for your man. You have a dilapidated kpekus left. Na wa o

Daveambition:
This Buhari regime is full of lawlessness..
Imagine Magu still dey collect salary, meanwhile FG carry we Doctors dey catch cruise..
Tru-Tru, this country na Zooyard

U wan show us say u be doctor ba? Kontinue

All of the nonsense

Rubbish. Last last, below is how i can simply illustrate this country.

SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

This is all i can say for nw.

Billiom ke.

NwaAmaikpe:



This is symbolic and only the wise can decipher it.
There's grass, there's a woman standing in it's midst and there's an unhappy man.
The only thing that comes to mind is a hoe.

The poor man has just found out that his wife is a hoe, so before he finally weeds her out of his life, he wants her to stand beside her fellow weeds so the world will see how unlucky he was to have ended up with thrash instead of a treasure.

When you go leave that Psychiatric sef? E don tey o.

Beebah2000:
Why do people still cheat on people they truly love??

U don go cheat on ur lover ba?

BOOZELEE:
This kwestion deep pass Amina toto oo

I just realized that I haven't really dated anyone but playing,using and discarding them like used condom and for dem mind dem go think say dem don trap a nigga with luv

My wife will enjoy me cos I have so much love in my reserve to give

Na so them go don help u deep that ur proposed wife's toto too. U go manage am enh.

Lamanii22:
Heeey guys! So how many persons have you dated or kissed in your entire life(s)...….


Me: thinking �.... Four I think.... I planned on just dating and getting married to one poo but life happened... I thank God I found the one though... Wished he was the one I met from the beginning sef....


Y'all be honest!

So 4 different guys don slide their gbola inside ur toto? Jesu

Adgraced:
Waoh laugh wan kee me. This is more like old nairaland comments where people's comments make you laugh and forget your issues for a while

That's it Oga sir... I have studied many societies to that level.

They don sell us all. In summary, this is all they have done for us as citizens.


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

Baami. Eyan sinzu, agba wire. Last last, na wetin we dey get from all politicians be this:


SOCIALISM: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.

COMMUNISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you milk.

FASCISM: You have two cows, the government takes both and sells you milk.

NAZISM: You have two cows, the government takes them and kills you.

CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and there is economic growth. You sell them, you retire and you live on your profits.

MODERN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a male. You multiply your cows and you buy those of your neighbors. The latter become your shepherds, you pay them in monkey currencies and they die poor.

AMERICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell one and you have to make the other one to produce milk like 4 cows. By dint of producing beyond her capacity, she dies. You take a consultant to understand this death.

FRENCH SOCIETY: You have two cows, you go on strike because you want a third.

GERMAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you modify them so that they live 100 years, eat once a month and treat themselves.

CHINESE SOCIETY: You have two cows, you sell milk to your compatriots and you produce plastic milk to export to the rest of the world.

BLACK/ AFRICAN SOCIETY: You have two cows, you eat them all the same day and you dream that donors or the international community give you others. You turn to God and hope for miracle cattle. You fast 40 days and 40 nights without eating or drinking so that the cows will fall from heaven. At the end, you die in extreme poverty.

snarkynehne:
You are depressed

Your bfs.

Jagaban of Borgu.

Hismasterpiece:
Ever since I was a kid, I've always been used to eating the meat last, that is, after eating the rice, or swallow or whatever is served.

I noticed that my father, mother, brothers all follow this rule.

I have also noticed it in public events. When rice is served, people usually eat the rice first and the meat last. The same goes for swallow or anything that is served with meat.

My question is, why is that so?

Why is it that most Nigerians follow this unwritten rule?

As u dey see the meat, you get more appetite to keep eating.

Oppor

We will continue working on this smugglers.

FutureIsFemale:
Lovely family.

God I need an understanding man ooo. I no wan drama.

So u still dey f3ck gbola?

tayewomi:
check my comments back here Maybe page 4 u will see my mentions

Ok

TWLifestyle:
are preek people ashamed ?

Sho normal?

snarkynehne:
I tried but it could't work... Ah! that guy can do! if he start licking plate ehn, it will be like my soul wants to leave my body, i will start speaking in toungues and goosebumps will full my body... Na so i reason am oh, i prefer glorious passing to pleasure passing. Na so i japa oh

Wonti la plate eleyi paa. Na dilapidated kpekus remain. I jst pity your current and future bfs.

tayewomi:
when she infect me with gonorrhea,and i saw the signs on her vjay,but man wan taste raw kpomo. never will i do that again.though i knack am second time with rubber after telling her to treat herself,i discovered she didn't treat herself during the second knack,cause i saw the signs again na so i jakpa oooo,chaiii i took injection three days 4 crime wey i no know..

What kind of signs?

Virginierians are not ashame anymore. Imagine 15 out of 20 women are married.

Fantazy:
That was a stolen car

It wasn't, i am nt daft. I can see his name in the car's documents. Sorry, oga FBI.

MARKone:
Bro you self get mind. You know say that kind thing fit land you for very very serious trouble.

You don't even my profession b4 i did such.

A man i don't knw gave me a lift to Surulere, though i helped in a passed through different checkpoints without difficulty as he was keeping time to his meeting. When i dropped, he asked me how i will get home and i said i will take public bus. He gave me the key to his Corolla Sport and told me to take it home and return it at my own leisure. I swear, i thought it was joke, he insisted. I told it home for real and returned it same day evening. He said he never meant i should return it in rush, i said my mind wasn't at rest, that's why. He entertained me and gave me 5k for tfare back home. He is an Edo man, still wish to see that man again.

Ogooluwa007:
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Iro ni.