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Politics › Re: Okuama Massacre: The Untold Story by Dancebreaker: 12:33pm On Mar 23, 2024
The whole story nor pure at all.
Politics › Re: Contractors With No Shovel Get Contracts In Kano – FERMA by Dancebreaker: 8:08pm On Mar 21, 2024
Walai:
Sadly, the bolded is lacking here. Therefore we need square pegs in square holes to make any progress. Don't argue blindly bro
FYI, Buhari will make a good US President because of the same bolded statement
OBJ once said that even Jesus as president can't fix 9ja because it's way beyond one good or bad leader. Leaders come and go, strong institutions grow stronger.

Which health minister has drastically improved health care in 9ja since 1999? All have been largely medical profs or professionals.
Eyitayo Lambo, an economist, was only non-medical health minister and was in OBJ's second tenure. He launched NHIS. No health minister had managed to do so for decades. Despite promises. His work at WHO, despite being non-medic was vital though.
Politics › Re: Contractors With No Shovel Get Contracts In Kano – FERMA by Dancebreaker: 5:29pm On Mar 21, 2024
bestman09:
cheesy
No be today it start. Anything is possible in[b] Nigeria where an architect can be appointed as a minister of health[/b].
Dude in countries with a good civil service and strong institutions, a person without even a degree can be minister of anything: Finance, health, foreign affairs, etc.

Ministries have experts to handle the operations. The minister only ensures that the political agenda of the government is implemented and co-ordinated. He provides leadership, not necessarily the subject expertise. Anybody with political and leadership acumen can be posted to be minister of any ministry.

Check all the ministers in various advanced countries.
Family › Re: Husband Sues Wife For Allegedly Getting Pregnant For Another Man Twice by Dancebreaker: 5:20pm On Mar 21, 2024
If you don't do DNA test on your kids na you know.
Family › Re: Lady Dedicates Her NYSC Certificate To Husband As She Completes Service (video) by Dancebreaker: 8:20pm On Mar 15, 2024
DavSagacity:
EXCELLENT Gesture from the woman.
Some so called FEMINIST frawn at this woman now
That's why those frowners with entitlement mentality will never go far in anything except slack vj and high body count without productivity. grin grin cheesy
Family › Re: Lady Dedicates Her NYSC Certificate To Husband As She Completes Service (video) by Dancebreaker: 8:17pm On Mar 15, 2024
Later when the guy shows her more love, they will say she's using juju.

God bless her marriage.
Culture › Re: Meet Oba Owolabi Olakulehin, The Next Olubadan Of Ibadan by Dancebreaker: 12:05pm On Mar 15, 2024
aribisala0:
That is history that we all know
The King of England has a history . He has not been there forever
Even Oduduwa met people in Ife.
Let us stop this nonsense about beaded crowns
There is no pronouncement in Ifa or anywhere that says a king must wear beaded crowns. That is the TRADITION OF SOME. not all
Lol, who will stop Olubadan if he chooses to a wear beaded crown in his palace or anywhere in 2024? cheesy grin

But we still need to have a historical perspective to educate people. If anything, it's kudos to Ibadan people how they managed to be punching so much above their weight almost since it was founded.

In Nigeria today, the main categorisation is the obaship class.

Everybody dey hin dey, my brother.
Culture › Re: Meet Oba Owolabi Olakulehin, The Next Olubadan Of Ibadan by Dancebreaker: 11:50am On Mar 15, 2024
aribisala0:
Not a Baale system
That is a totally wrong understanding

There is nothing like Baale system across Yorubaland. It varies from place to place.
The One can system ensures very old monarchs which is not the case with Baales

Now what do You mean by REAL royal stool?
How do you define Realness??
I guess he is referring to history. Ibadan was a Ba'ale stool until less than 100 years ago, about 1930. It's not one of the old royal stools like Alaafin, Awujale, etc. Since Ibadan gained political prominence after fall of Oyo and during colonial era, the stool grew influential too.

Being a young town and stool that began as a Ba'aleship by largely exiles, warriors and such, it was easier to institute a more egalitarian system than in the more ancient monarchies.

The number is large at 42 monarchs including the Ba'ales because the system runs in a way that people tend to be old before they reach the top of the civil/Olubadan or the warrior/Balogun tree to ascend. They hardly stay more than 10 years. This is the third Olubadan to ascend since 2016.

But today, Olubadan is a first class monarch and that's it.
Education › Re: Longest Notes In Secondary School? by Dancebreaker: 4:24am On Mar 10, 2024
IBB007:
Lol…history hands down
With economics and geography. Biology and Agric follow behind.
Culture › Re: Burial Poster Of Urhobo Man Killed By Ancestors (erivwi) by Dancebreaker: 1:43am On Mar 10, 2024
oz4real83:
In Edo, when a married woman whose bride price was paid and other marriage rites were done by a man cheats on that man, tradition does something I hate so much embarassed, everything about the man whether business and all will collapse, the husband and children become sick and may even die, while nothing happens to the woman shocked, until she confesses and necessary actions are takenshocked. Her confession is just to heal her husband and children, not for her personal cure shocked. These are real events among all Edoid related groups, why nothing directly happens to the woman is still something i don't understand embarassed
Bolded is not always true. If she is confronted with the allegation of cheating and denies it, she is made to swear an oath to the ancestors. Yes, some are wicked enough to deny and swear.
In that case, it will likely kill her. There are also sub-clans where the women may have trouble during child birth. Some only confess at that point. She may or may not survive it.

Remember that traditionally, the wife typically has no blood ties with the ancestors of her hubby, whereas her children and hubby do. The taboo is typically to ancestors of the man and the earth/land/homestead. While the woman is only bound by marriage ritual/rites (which proper traditional divorce can undo), her children and hubby are forever bound by blood to their ancestors. So they bear the consequences.
Business › Re: Goldman Sachs: Naira Looks Cheap, To Appreciate To N1,200/$1 by Dancebreaker: 12:47am On Mar 10, 2024
Ofunaofu:
Tinubu is now contracting questionable international media houses, cash and carry analysts to give the impression that the economic policies imposed by his government are working.

First it was Bloomberg claiming that some phantom billions are pouring in, now some Goldman Sachs analysts saying that naira will appreciate

The Truth is that anything outside returning the Naira to dollar exchange rate to[b] N700/a dolla[/b]r and 185/liter of PMS where he met it is a total balderdash. A confirmed failure

Tinubu cannot be whitewashed. No opinion of international media house or world economic analyst can change that
No. They/APC said 216 to a dollar was too weak that GEJ was clueless and should go. They also opposed subsidy removal.
It must go to below 216 or APC and goons are the clueless ogogoro drinking, shoeless, certificateless age-forging retards.
Family › Re: 'Fear Woman: The Adulterous Wife' - Obituary Poster In Delta State (photo) by Dancebreaker:
SPAMBOX7:
Abeg I no understand how ancestors go kill person for another person doings? Is that how it's done that way? Enlighten a bro
In Edoid culture, which Isoko belongs to, if you have paid dowry on your wife and traditionally married her, some taboos apply.

If your wife cheats and you are unaware, the land/earth and ancestors may protect you as you are innocent of her nefarious deeds. She may instead suffer or her children may suffer.

But if you as the hubby know and you do not perform the needed rituals of cleansing and atonement, you hide it and keep EATING her food and SLEEPING with her, you yourself have joined your wife to commit taboo. You must stop accepting any wifely or marital duties from her until cleansing is done. Remember that in the Bible, if Adam had not joined Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, God might have had a second thought about punishing mankind.

Once you become aware of her infidelity, don't eat her food and don't sleep with her.

Why punish her kids you may ask? Even the Bible talks about visiting the iniquity of father upon their children and even beyond.

Also, if a woman cheats, chances are that she has brought bastards into the household.

One reason women who know the culture drag their hubby into church is to be far away from that culture as much as possible.

Guess what? That gives the women licence to fvck around with pastor and church members under his nose.

That is the ultimate goal of most women nowadays: pretend to be holy holy, fool hubby and mess around.

As it is now, there is really no need for marriage. Have your 2 kids with any woman/women ready and that's it.
Politics › Re: Why Buhari did not Implement Orosanye Report - Ex-Minister, Adebayo Shittu by Dancebreaker: 1:11pm On Mar 09, 2024
Bluntemperor:
Abi o!
What is he even saying sef- as they know how to bring in US or London - to suit their shameless purposes!
-In US- every thing is in order - the Water,the Roads,the Health Services,the Housing Sector,the Energy Sector,the Transportation Sector,etc?
Which of those Sectors is Ok here,Mr Shittu?
Why are you speaking,as if you don't get understanding on this matter?
For God's sake,yes GEJ- did not implement the Oronsonye Reports because he had -no- ball,but what happened to your Buhari?
Please park somewhere!
GEJ could not implement it leading up to election. You plan things to do in first term and things to do if given a second term.
GEJ wasn't as clueless as people thought. Tinubu hurriedly implemented these current harsh policies in the hope that dust will have settled before next election cycle. That's politics.
But for Shittu to say they were not aware of Oronsaye report means APC were not ready to rule in 2015. They were just a bigoted bunch with "na we own Nigeria" mentality lambasting everything GEJ did. Or he's just a shameless liar.
Sports › Re: How Much Anthony Joshua And Francis Ngannou Made From The Fight Last Night by Dancebreaker:
Beverlyjean:
I believe these fights are organised as exhibitions to make money
Ngannou v. Fury fight finally confirmed it.

We thought only WWF and the likes were exhibition fights those days.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Set To Join BRICS, May Start Trading Crude Oil In Naira by Dancebreaker: 2:32am On Mar 09, 2024
Helinus:
We import most of the things we use.

If we start selling oil in naira, can we buy from China and Europe with Naira?

It will bring more hardship.

Why don't we wait till we start producing most of the things we use in Nigeria?

Nigeria is like a child that his father is a Village palm wine tapper, managed to send him to a university, and the c[b]hild is trying to chill with the big boys, it will end in tears.[/b]
Tears never soak the whole place already? With bandits kidnapping recklessly, people unable to feed and dying?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Man Posts Video Of Girlfriend Confessing To Cheating (video) by Dancebreaker:
Daniel7543:
If I don sacrifice a lot for my spouse and she cheat on me, I will behead her, I go jst kill her and kill myself…..But if I never sacrifice for her, we fit jst go our separate ways.
Dude, a public toilet is not worth your life. Just know she does or will cheat when the chance comes.

Virtually all of them cheat. Confam.

If ever you decide to have kids, just do DNA test on each child as soon as they are born.

Nothing you did for a woman changes that. Sponsor her through school, take her from village to Lagos or Abuja or even abroad, no difference.

In fact the more you do for her, the more likely it is she will see you as a mugu and cheat.
Politics › Re: Hardship: Men Have Failed, Let’s Give Women A Chance – PDP by Dancebreaker: 9:02pm On Mar 08, 2024
yemmit90:
Lolz, same way the former speaker, Patricia Olubunmi Ette , former Finance minister under Buhari, and the most recent one Binta Edu does it better?

Blacks are naturally greedy due to our cultural believes and traditions, that is all.
And throw in the fantastic Allison Madueke. 9ja will become a wonderful Eldorado.

We joke too much in this country o. Na comedy central. cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
TV/Movies › Re: Starlink Increases Hardware Price By 112% In Nigeria - From ₦378,000 To ₦800,000 by Dancebreaker:
Nwaokunkpara:
Everything is on the increase due to the weak naira

ALL THANKS TO APC
No, they will soon blame Dame Patience Jonathan, Oseni Rufai or Sowore for it. grin cheesy
Sports › Re: A Picture Of President Putin, Okocha, Pele, Maradona And Kanu by Dancebreaker: 2:21pm On Mar 08, 2024
Mayoisemj4real:
The new generation of women are far more worst
With their hook-up and paternity fraud up and down. grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Sports › Re: A Picture Of President Putin, Okocha, Pele, Maradona And Kanu by Dancebreaker: 2:20pm On Mar 08, 2024
JJ be like "Yeah, this is the real Agba Baller". grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Frequency Of Abductions In Nigerian Schools Alarming -UN by Dancebreaker: 2:11pm On Mar 08, 2024
Rantingpiglets:
Reno mockery has suddenly gone deaf over these abductions.

When PO speaks now, the loser will find his dementia enabled stupidity. cheesy
The dude and Defenders of Nonsense (DoNs) will soon accuse Patience Jonathan, PO, Bode George, Sowore, Aisha Yusuf and Rufai Oseni of drawing UN attention to it to spite FG. They will also blame UN that it is racist. That just 9 months is not enough to reduce bandits kidnapping even in Abuja.

If bandits should kidnap from Aso Rock today, DoNs will tell us "shebi people even killed Haitian president Moise in his house".

Beyond pathetic. shocked shocked
Family › Re: Father’s Reaction To His Daughter Choosing A Black Man For Prom by Dancebreaker:
Smartguyboy:
And you think white are not racist like that ?
Nor mind am. I dated one oyinbo babe for a couple of years and we travelled to various countries on holiday together.

We generally enjoyed our time together. She would tell her mom on phone how we enjoyed our holidays. In my presence. Her mum would say that I must be a nice dude. But she could not tell her mum her bf was black. Because she knew how racist her mum was.

I had no intention of marrying into a racist family. Even though the babe was cool. Life is hard enough as it is. I just balled a bit with the babe and when she found a lucrative job in another faraway city, I used the chance to move on. Shikena.

I have several other such experiences, along racism line. A couple of decades back but humans don't change so quickly. Even if they pretend.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Must Unite Beyond Tribe, Religion And Political Affiliations - Obi by Dancebreaker: 12:46am On Mar 07, 2024
owiko:
If Nigerians were to be given another opportunity to elect a leader this weekend, most of them will still vote against logic. Perhaps eight years of extreme SAPA will help shape our thought pattern.
It won't. It's like the people have a covenant with suffering, poverty and oppression.
Politics › Re: Accepting grains from Ukraine a regular norm, not sign of failure - Idris by Dancebreaker: 7:55pm On Mar 05, 2024
MasterJayJay:
Egypt is buying wheat from Ukraine while Nigeria is getting it for free.

Ukraine that is at war is farming and harvesting while Nigeria gave fulani herdsmen immunity to be attacking farmers is normal.
My brother, Nigeria is not ready. They still defend fail govt due to ethnicity. Until thieves start bursting into homes at dinner time, bail up, eat their dinner, rob, molest their women, kill some and leave, dem nor go get sense.

Egypt's arable land is primarily along the Nile. A country with around 110 million people. But virtually every inch of Nigerian soil is arable. To feed about 600m people easily.
Education › Re: “My Name Is” Or “My Names Are” Which Is Correct? by Dancebreaker: 12:41pm On Mar 05, 2024
talk2hb1:
Nice Write-up, still I introduce myself like this
je m'appelle monsieur...
Awilo Longomba grin cheesy
Foreign Affairs › Re: Ghana's Finance Ministry Urges President Not To Sign Anti-LGBTQ+ Bill by Dancebreaker: 8:28pm On Mar 04, 2024
Guyfawkes2:
But Arab countries have all this banned and world Bank still do business with them .

Bottom line . When you downgrade yourself others will take you for a ride
Na see finish na.

This Ghanian president impressed me with his speeches when he first came. Especially "Africa beyond aid". But alas he could not wean his country from begging for Western aid.
Crime › Re: Hungry Nigerians Raid Truck Carrying Food Items In Abuja (video) by Dancebreaker: 8:10pm On Mar 04, 2024
Angelfrost:
Dey speak grammar here... Hunger is spreading all over the nation.

Better start praying that it doesn't escalate beyond this.
Nor mind them. Some say na opposition. As if hungry people need Sowore or Atiku to tell them to secure food by any means.

Hunger robs man of civility, pride, integrity and self-esteem.
Crime › Re: Hungry Nigerians Raid Truck Carrying Food Items In Abuja (video) by Dancebreaker:
Grabbing and running with mandate as a mandate Barawo is one thing, hiding with it is another. cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin

If leaders loot our money, followers now loot just to eat.

Nigerians are lootogenic by nature.

Anarchy brewing fast.
Romance › Re: Guy Catches His Girlfriend Cheating While In Vacation (video) by Dancebreaker: 7:20pm On Mar 04, 2024
If it's just a girlfriend, I won't bother. Dem be public toilet before sef. I will pretend to forgive but use her like shege.

And toss her.
Science/Technology › Re: Humpback Whales Photographed Having Sex For First Time – And Both Were Male by Dancebreaker: 6:27pm On Mar 04, 2024
Oh boy, these oyinbo who wan force their lifestyle on Africans nor wan gree for anybody o. cheesy cheesy grin grin grin

Next, na queer catfish dem go find. shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Hardship: Looting Of Abuja Warehouse Is Message To Tinubu – Adegboruwa by Dancebreaker: 6:23pm On Mar 04, 2024
SoNature:
I bin think say Abuja people get swag! I no know say this hunger don reach their side grin grin grin grin
Na fake ass swag.
Family › Re: Chinedu Okeke: This SA Man Is Searching For His Long Lost Family From Abia by Dancebreaker: 6:18pm On Mar 04, 2024
As you plan Japa, think of this kind of thing.

I know of kids in diaspora that now finished university but have never visited Nigeria,

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