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Why am I having the feeling that this is just a mere flattery intended to make us look s.tupid and foolish?

mayapop: My aunty

Is she also a Nairalander?

Dannylux: he's being his sister's keeper too

No mind am.

Tolexander: no o!
She understands o!
Don't tell her o!

Okay na.

My senior bros introduced me to the site late last year. And for a while,I appear as a guest,until I decided to register as a member early this year. And since then,the ride has been awesome.

Tolexander: am sorry sister!
K, i've brushed my teeth now!

Cheating on Vivly,abi? Keep it up?

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]....so u came to talk football on romance section?...and when u fail exams,u start blaming the teacher.....ROMANCE SECTION IS FOR CONNECTIN BABES.....GADDEMMIT! [/quote] [quote author=-Mr Cork-]..what different reason? ....I give up! [/quote]

OP,why don't you go and ask Onila,that Nairaland self-proclaimed virgin and 'co-ordinator' of Nigerian virgins?

Amodsun: If i read this essay finish,mk thunder fire me

Gaddemit!!!

Same way the ladies take good/nice guys for granted! It's a two-way thing. Deal with it!

OP,the phrase "I love you",have to an extent,been bastadised these days. Nowaday,'I love you' mean,'I want to get into your pant' or 'I want you to spend your money on me.

lorialuv: my own definition of "I love you" is "I don’t want you to be sad, but I also want you to feel free to have whatever emotions you’re having. I want you to feel like you can be vulnerable and I will hold all the pieces very delicately and I will kiss them all as I put you back together. I want you to trust me. I want you to know that I never want to hurt you. I want to never be the reason you’re upset. I want you by my side, as my partner. I want to do mundane things with you like take out the trash and put away the dishes. I don’t want to keep secrets...

GBAM!!!

lynpetra: NOPE!!!Thats fallacious!

Thanks for proving that it's a fallacy. Are u still sober?

Andyblaze: my wives

Who are they? Tell me,so that next time you disappear,I go ask them.

[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...my complain...hello sweery mod ogugua...sweery please when can I become romance section m.o.d so I can sit next to u & toast u properly with swagger? ....been waiting & it's almost 2014,again...please advice! [/quote]LWKMD.......

Abu Mikey:

Bros, I am dey oo

How you na?

Me self,I dey. Abeg,I want make we talk offline. Facebook or 2go?

Andyblaze: lol u dey like to spoil market. One day i go flog u

If I hear! Which kain market you dey sell?

lynpetra: He is the Abraham of NL.

Oh no! Tell me you don't mean it. Fine! I am snatching you right away.

lynpetra: Won't take much.

Good. Tell me,is it true that ladies who drink alot,tend to have larger b.reasts?

190: thats my girl you refering to sir

please kindly back off

You this clown! So,every gal on Nairaland belong to you?

lynpetra: Yes I do,been sober for 9 days but I MUST drink today. .Can't help it.

No! Don't you dare do that,darling! Do you want to harm yourself?

[quote author=nesta-AK].

Fresher Ba wo!!

Naa[/quote]Alright.