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donphilopus: *Faints*Thank you. You ain't any better. Instead of you to correct me,you just point out the error. Thanks anyway. I hope you are perfect and above mistake? Monstertrucks: shoot meThank you. ![]() |
Petmayor: FYI, whether you board a local or international airline, these life-saving tips are applicable.Bro,what if you know the plane is about to crash,and the pilots and other crew members comfirmed your fear,is it advisable to try to exit the plane before it crash? |
ITbomb: Which born again , u wan make I release her life historyReally? I would be interested in hearing that. ![]() |
Number 2 is so damn funny! Talk about a lady wearing a long skirt,that is busy sweeping the ground while she walk. ![]() Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying you should go and be wearing mini-skirts or any skirts above the kneel to the 'House of God'. Infact,I hate such skirt. It's distracting,because at the end of the day,it is such ladies that would be struggling to cover their legs from the view of the pastor,ushers,brothers sitting in front of them. ![]() For God's sake,we know there are better skirts that are sewn between the knee caps and the heels. Wear them! |
Lionbite: Imagine during a lovemaking session at night and all of a sudden she starts speaking in tongues. That's when you know what's up ![]() |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..calm down wanita..no need to be aggresive..ok u r invited! [/quote] ![]() |
Mondisweets: ...ordinary rent money you wont give them....i give up ![]() |
Kids fantasy. Now they are grown-ups. ![]() |
alutacontinua:I guess this one is 'born-again'. ![]() |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]which boo [/quote]![]() |
lameli: well, i'll say trust her, maybe nothing is going on. my best friend is a boy too, and he be in the room when I am dressing up, or he picks up what i'll wear when we are going out, he's straight, and has a girlfriend too, what I am saying is..... such relationships exist with no strings attached, so, just tell her what makes you uncomfortable, and she will understand. TRUST ME!!!Wait,wait,wait,are u by chance a Nigerian? If you are not a Nigerian,then I understand where you are coming from. I'm sorry to tell you that that won't work in this 'mad man' case. |
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[quote author=mizzocho.cinco]If there is a right time to have sex with him and cook for him before marriage, why is there not a right time to ask for money for rent before marriage?[/quote]Who are those mischieviously 'liking' her posts? ![]() |
[quote author=@tjololade]I wish you could be another person and come and read your own post... I want to ignorantly believe that your IQ is as low as that of a cockroach... Is he your husband?.[/quote]The bolded crack me up. ![]() |
[quote author=mizzocho.cinco]I have been dating my boyfriend for 4months now and since men play the role of a provider when is the right time to ask him for rent money, or should i move in with him to save him the trouble?[/quote] ![]() |
OP,I wouldn't mind marrying you. You just hit the nail right on the head. Thanks for sharing this with us. You got it right! Number 2 and 3 sound funny. ![]() |
ganase2: Meeeeeeehn, this guy or whoever the person is so on point!I tell you! ![]() |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..kaiii...see light skin babes...yellow!! [/quote]Is that all you learnt from the thread? ![]() |
Fphotographer: hmmm as for any1 who is nt an undergraduate nd u r cmentin nd blamin ASUU den i dnt blame u,u r cmentin out of ignoranc. ASUU is doi d rit tin 2 salvage d situation in nigerian universities which is a terebl situatn. hw may universities do we hav in d country nd hw many hav managabl facilities let alon cmfortabl learnin atmospher. let d gov bring d mony requied nd we wil gt bak 2 skul, has any1 watched d masiv amount spent on patienc modas burial? has any reasnabl tin b gotn out of d armod car saga nd many more. bt alas we al blame ASUU. sorry 4 dis coutry oAre you suffering from Dyslexia? If not,why do you keep murdering English like this? ![]() |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..hmm..bro am a plaYa & I can help...watis the question again? [/quote]![]() |
Iaz93:I just dey wonder. ![]() |
Ajibel: Okay if i get you well, whenever you just want to check the time, it's always 12:34 and that's the time you wake tooYou must be a psychic,no doubt. |
homesteady: LOL! That's why if you check a girl's phone, you'll see like 2thousand pictures of only herself!Na true you talk. They can snap for eternity. ![]() I keep wondering if they get or.gasm from snapping those worwor picx. ![]() |
homesteady: Which of the sectors? Oil and gas sector or industrial sector?OMG! I didn't saw that. Sharp guy. ![]() |
Dhurmynick: Do u think I'd want this without understanding fully what I'm getting myself into. Nothing in life comes easy. i see this as an opportunity for me to help out on this forum and also get myself engaged in something.Good thing you know what you are looking for. Goodluck with your request. |
cute bobo: Using this medium to talk to CEO of Nairaland that I wish to be a MOD of one of the sector. I will be glad if my request is granted. Thank you.You think say the moderator job easy? Bro,think again! By the time the members start raining insults on you and your family,and proclaiming curses you,believe me,you would sicken out. |
Dhurmynick: Please, i'ld like to knw if there is any mod position in which i can fill on Nl.Why do you want to be a Moderator? You think it's easy? Don't let the 'ban' power being unleashed by the Mods fool you. |
Stylishrita: Answering d question is difficult on its own.Exactly. It's kinda like standing between the Devil and the Deep blue sea. |
@OP,just as Demelza said,it is Tribalism,not Racism. Or didn't they thought you the difference between the two words? ![]() Generally speaking,there is nothing Seun and his Moderators can really do,order than to ban such tribalists. But at the end of the day,such people end up registering with new accounts,thereby inflating the real statistic,and with that new accounts,continue their tribalistic behaviour,and harassing the Admin himself,his Mods and other users who dare challenge them. Seun's hand is tied. |
Some would take rubbish and annoying pictures just to get compliment and make guys drool over them. Rubbish! ![]() |
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Talk about a lady wearing a long skirt,that is busy sweeping the ground while she walk. 

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[/quote]Is that all you learnt from the thread?