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Forum Games › Re: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J: Start A Word With Any Of The Following Letter by Danhumprey(op): 6:27pm On Nov 01, 2013
Daring
Nairaland General › Re: How I Wish I'm A MOD by Danhumprey: 6:20pm On Nov 01, 2013
donphilopus: *Faints*
Thank you. You ain't any better. Instead of you to correct me,you just point out the error. Thanks anyway. I hope you are perfect and above mistake? smiley
Monstertrucks: shoot me embarassed
Thank you. smiley
Travel › Re: How To Survive A Plane Crash (with Illustrative Pictures) by Danhumprey: 6:10pm On Nov 01, 2013
Petmayor: FYI, whether you board a local or international airline, these life-saving tips are applicable.
Bro,what if you know the plane is about to crash,and the pilots and other crew members comfirmed your fear,is it advisable to try to exit the plane before it crash?
Romance › Re: Guys Don't Like Dating 'born-Again’ Ladies: Why by Danhumprey: 5:21pm On Nov 01, 2013
ITbomb: Which born again , u wan make I release her life history huh
Really? I would be interested in hearing that. wink
Romance › Re: Guys Don't Like Dating 'born-Again’ Ladies: Why by Danhumprey: 5:15pm On Nov 01, 2013
Number 2 is so damn funny! grin Talk about a lady wearing a long skirt,that is busy sweeping the ground while she walk. cheesy

Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying you should go and be wearing mini-skirts or any skirts above the kneel to the 'House of God'. Infact,I hate such skirt. It's distracting,because at the end of the day,it is such ladies that would be struggling to cover their legs from the view of the pastor,ushers,brothers sitting in front of them. angry

For God's sake,we know there are better skirts that are sewn between the knee caps and the heels. Wear them!
Romance › Re: Guys Don't Like Dating 'born-Again’ Ladies: Why by Danhumprey: 4:51pm On Nov 01, 2013
Lionbite: Imagine during a lovemaking session at night and all of a sudden she starts speaking in tongues. That's when you know what's up
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Ladies Night...it's 0official! by Danhumprey: 4:39pm On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..calm down wanita..no need to be aggresive..ok u r invited! undecided[/quote]grin grin
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by Danhumprey: 4:36pm On Nov 01, 2013
Mondisweets: ...ordinary rent money you wont give them....i give up angry
grin
Romance › Re: Argentine Woman Reveals She Snubbed Marriage Proposal From Pope Francis by Danhumprey: 4:17pm On Nov 01, 2013
Kids fantasy. Now they are grown-ups. grin grin
Romance › Re: Guys Don't Like Dating 'born-Again’ Ladies: Why by Danhumprey: 4:09pm On Nov 01, 2013
alutacontinua: undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
I guess this one is 'born-again'. lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: First Time You Met Your Boo by Danhumprey: 4:02pm On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]which booangry[/quote]grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend And Her Male Bestfriend Are Too Close For My Comfort by Danhumprey: 3:59pm On Nov 01, 2013
lameli: well, i'll say trust her, maybe nothing is going on. my best friend is a boy too, and he be in the room when I am dressing up, or he picks up what i'll wear when we are going out, he's straight, and has a girlfriend too, what I am saying is..... such relationships exist with no strings attached, so, just tell her what makes you uncomfortable, and she will understand. TRUST ME!!!
Wait,wait,wait,are u by chance a Nigerian? If you are not a Nigerian,then I understand where you are coming from. I'm sorry to tell you that that won't work in this 'mad man' case.
Romance › Re: Married Woman's Blind Date Turns Out To Be Her Father-in-law by Danhumprey: 3:36pm On Nov 01, 2013
grin gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin gringrin grin
Romance › Re: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by Danhumprey: 3:24pm On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=mizzocho.cinco]If there is a right time to have sex with him and cook for him before marriage, why is there not a right time to ask for money for rent before marriage?[/quote]Who are those mischieviously 'liking' her posts? angry
Romance › Re: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by Danhumprey: 3:14pm On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=@tjololade]I wish you could be another person and come and read your own post... I want to ignorantly believe that your IQ is as low as that of a cockroach... Is he your husband?.[/quote]The bolded crack me up. grin
Romance › Re: The Right Time To Ask My Boyfriend For Rent Money? by Danhumprey: 3:12pm On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=mizzocho.cinco]I have been dating my boyfriend for 4months now and since men play the role of a provider when is the right time to ask him for rent money, or should i move in with him to save him the trouble?[/quote]grin grin
Romance › Re: Guys Don't Like Dating 'born-Again’ Ladies: Why by Danhumprey: 3:09pm On Nov 01, 2013
OP,I wouldn't mind marrying you. wink You just hit the nail right on the head. Thanks for sharing this with us. You got it right!

Number 2 and 3 sound funny. cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys Don't Like Dating 'born-Again’ Ladies: Why by Danhumprey: 3:05pm On Nov 01, 2013
ganase2: Meeeeeeehn, this guy or whoever the person is so on point!
I tell you! cheesy
Romance › Re: Guys Don't Like Dating 'born-Again’ Ladies: Why by Danhumprey: 3:04pm On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..kaiii...see light skin babes...yellow!! tongue[/quote]Is that all you learnt from the thread? angry
Education › Re: Nigerian Varsities To Open Next Week, With Or Without ASUU After Meeting With FG by Danhumprey: 2:44pm On Nov 01, 2013
Fphotographer: hmmm as for any1 who is nt an undergraduate nd u r cmentin nd blamin ASUU den i dnt blame u,u r cmentin out of ignoranc. ASUU is doi d rit tin 2 salvage d situation in nigerian universities which is a terebl situatn. hw may universities do we hav in d country nd hw many hav managabl facilities let alon cmfortabl learnin atmospher. let d gov bring d mony requied nd we wil gt bak 2 skul, has any1 watched d masiv amount spent on patienc modas burial? has any reasnabl tin b gotn out of d armod car saga nd many more. bt alas we al blame ASUU. sorry 4 dis coutry o
Are you suffering from Dyslexia? If not,why do you keep murdering English like this? undecided
Romance › Re: Wait! Is It A Trick Or Latest Trend In Town? by Danhumprey: 2:35pm On Nov 01, 2013
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]..hmm..bro am a plaYa & I can help...watis the question again? smiley[/quote]grin
Nairaland General › Re: Taking Pictures At Their Slightest Opportunity! by Danhumprey: 2:31pm On Nov 01, 2013
Iaz93: gringringringringringringringringringrin

Chai!! grin
I just dey wonder. cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: I've Been Seeing This Number Sequence Lately!!! by Danhumprey: 2:12pm On Nov 01, 2013
Ajibel: Okay if i get you well, whenever you just want to check the time, it's always 12:34 and that's the time you wake too undecided
And pricehuh You mean price of things yo buy like #12.34kobo shocked embarassed or is it that the arithmetic seq 1234 is visually imprinted on whatever yo want to see that involves arithmeticshuh
A better explanation from you so you wouldnt be passed on as a _fucking freak or someone mentally deluded. Sorry i haue interest in weird things











i am a weirdo *keep it secret* smiley
You must be a psychic,no doubt.
Nairaland General › Re: Taking Pictures At Their Slightest Opportunity! by Danhumprey: 2:07pm On Nov 01, 2013
homesteady: LOL! That's why if you check a girl's phone, you'll see like 2thousand pictures of only herself! grin
Na true you talk. They can snap for eternity. grin




I keep wondering if they get or.gasm from snapping those worwor picx. angry
Nairaland General › Re: How I Wish I'm A MOD by Danhumprey: 2:02pm On Nov 01, 2013
homesteady: Which of the sectors? Oil and gas sector or industrial sector? grin grin
OMG! I didn't saw that. Sharp guy. cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Any Moderator Position/vacancy Out There by Danhumprey: 2:00pm On Nov 01, 2013
Dhurmynick: Do u think I'd want this without understanding fully what I'm getting myself into. Nothing in life comes easy. i see this as an opportunity for me to help out on this forum and also get myself engaged in something.
Good thing you know what you are looking for. Goodluck with your request.
Nairaland General › Re: How I Wish I'm A MOD by Danhumprey: 1:43pm On Nov 01, 2013
cute bobo: Using this medium to talk to CEO of Nairaland that I wish to be a MOD of one of the sector. I will be glad if my request is granted. Thank you.
You think say the moderator job easy? Bro,think again! By the time the members start raining insults on you and your family,and proclaiming curses you,believe me,you would sicken out.
Nairaland General › Re: Any Moderator Position/vacancy Out There by Danhumprey: 1:41pm On Nov 01, 2013
Dhurmynick: Please, i'ld like to knw if there is any mod position in which i can fill on Nl.
Why do you want to be a Moderator? You think it's easy? Don't let the 'ban' power being unleashed by the Mods fool you.
Nairaland General › Re: When You Are The Person To Deliver The Bad News. by Danhumprey: 1:38pm On Nov 01, 2013
Stylishrita: Answering d question is difficult on its own.
Exactly. It's kinda like standing between the Devil and the Deep blue sea.
Nairaland General › Re: A Letter To Mr Seun Seeking Zero Tolerance To Tribalism On Nairaland by Danhumprey: 1:27pm On Nov 01, 2013
@OP,just as Demelza said,it is Tribalism,not Racism. Or didn't they thought you the difference between the two words? undecided



Generally speaking,there is nothing Seun and his Moderators can really do,order than to ban such tribalists. But at the end of the day,such people end up registering with new accounts,thereby inflating the real statistic,and with that new accounts,continue their tribalistic behaviour,and harassing the Admin himself,his Mods and other users who dare challenge them. Seun's hand is tied.
Nairaland General › Re: Taking Pictures At Their Slightest Opportunity! by Danhumprey: 1:15pm On Nov 01, 2013
Some would take rubbish and annoying pictures just to get compliment and make guys drool over them. Rubbish! angry

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