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735 i: If sexing in the car was a class; then i passed with distinction sef!!!
I done do am sotay i do for office car park in the morning... (may God forgive me)
But when dem ban tinting; omo!! i suffer depression

Chai!!! Yours is a case study.

Uj darling,ain't u gonna respond to me?

ITbomb: Give her your ATM card and the pin and stop all this rubbish writeups

Choi!!! You harsh ooo.

Ghozye: williams Hu z dt? I stopped @ season 3

If you stop at season 3,you should know who Williams is. He was revealed to be the biological father of Serena and Eric.

ITbomb: Time to reorganize my priorities

You better do. It seem Princesa is proving a hard nut to crack.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]I'll think about it [/quote]Okay. You just have to take me on my word when I say 'I do'. And I promise you won't regret trusting me. So Uj darling,would u be my sweetheart?

[quote author=.NET]Brother, I think the issue might be with you o.

When meeting women, every means of communications is important. I guess you don't know about Non-Verbal Communication. Women can instinctively read an in-confident man within 1 minute and then decide whether or not to say Yes.

My Advice:
1. Try mixing with other girls (maybe the ones you don't find attractive enough).
2. Work on your Persona.
3. Whenever you are talking with a girl, try to convince yourself that you are talking with just another of your buddies - that will lower the anxiety that usually comes with approaching ladies.

God bless you
The next one will not get away.


.NET[/quote]Thanks,bro. Would think about that.

[quote author=uj_sizzle] I loooove that series.
We could watch it together [/quote]If you wish,we could find time to watch it.

I'm currently watching Grey's anatomy. Season 9,but the thought of Uj,won't let me concentrate. She occupy my thought.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Awwwww






You're almost there. I need to know you mean it [/quote]I mean it. You just need to take me on my word. I know you have trusted some other guys,and they end up breaking ur trust. You just need to trust me. Give ur heart a chance to love again. Give me a chance in your heart.

Oahray: See luf o

shhhhhhh.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]It's over. Get used to it



Dan honey, ignore him. It's just the two of us here, block out everyother person [/quote]Uj darling,ever since I met you,my world hasn't remain the same. I may not be a millionaire,but I'm aware and believe that true love transcend monetary gain. If only you would give me your heart,I would treasure it,treat it with respect and love. I'm gonna make you a real woman. The woman you are suppose to be. The woman that every other ladies that see you would be jealous of.

AnodaIT: To sustain humanity , God made male creatures to have a desire to copulate with as many females as possible.
Civilisation tends to put a gag on man's natural duties.

Lol........ITbomb never fail to disappoint. By the way,was your other moniker banned?

Any thread on Ghana vs Nigeria,just make me sick. We are supposed to be collaborating in every possible areas toward bettering the economies of our countries,not to come here and be dishing each others.

Can somebody give a clear,comprehensive view of virginity? Becos I keep wondering if somebody who has been reading erotica,watching p.orn and w.anking,is still fit to be termed a virgin?

demelza: Try not to pop a blood vessel, it isnt that serious.
Welcome me room!

I'm not taking it serious. There is some element of sarcasm in my comment,but you fail to see that.

Are you also a virgin? Say the truth!

[quote author=Nigellus_Hosan]lol y u dey jealous abi is it awa forth dat u av been disverjeanated[/quote]I'm not jealous bro. On a serious note,I'm also a virgin. It's just that this virginity ish is just over-hyped,thereby making it look too cheap and worthless.

Vivly: I hope they share recharge card on this thread for the virgins

Are u a virgin?

[quote author=sex-sty]Viriginity is subjective..its also a thing of the mind! I am Lucy...a mental virgin [/quote]Wow! I didn't know mental virginity exist! Can you explain what it mean to be a mental virgin?

[quote author=uj_sizzle] Then i hope you have something better to offer [/quote]Well,let's see what I have got.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]You ain't trying hard enough [/quote]Then help me try! Are we not in this together?

Oahray: *sighs*
Ok...
I "didnt just said 'funny thread' "

Chillax bro. Let's have some fun.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]You ain't trying hard enough [/quote]I saw this coming. Ain't surprised.

Oahray: lwkm... I forsee another thread like this coming up.

This time, inspired by Uju

May your prophecy come true,pastor.

ITbomb: And here they are,
All of 'em
Soon Br3nd4 will be here to complete the chatter

I tell you. It won't take long before she reach here.

Ishilove: I'm not claiming him. I'm just saying he's my man. Manfriend. Friend who is a man.

Hmmmmmm. Man friend could be taken to mean something else.

Oahray: Uju
I'm finer than the powder you used this morning
How your side? Been uhmm... ages.

This is one hell of a funny thread sha

Funny thread? Tell me you didn't just said 'funny thread'.

Ishilove: I'm hot commodity

Oh! We know,right? That's why even Mr. Axion is drooling over you.

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Pay him no attention. He hasn't gotten used to the fact that it's over between us [/quote]Okay,if that's the case,here we go:


Uj darling,would be my one and only sweetheart,who would always be there for me at all time,and I promise to always be there for you,and stand by you in every situation?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]Ok u can toast me
I'm in need of another boify since i divorced Mr Epistle up there.[/quote]Well,if it's true you have divorced him,then it's understandable why Ishilove is claiming him.

OP bro,nothing is wrong with being single,but be sure. You can be able to control yourself when you see boys and gals doin weird,naughty stuff in your presence. Because,at such time,if care isn't taken,you might go crazy and start wishing you had a galfriend.


Self-control and discipline is of paramount importance.

Ishilove: He is

Easy! Ain't no one gonna steal your man.