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Politics › Re: FFK Reacts To Hausa Threats Of Kicking Igbos Out Of The North by DanseMacabre(m): 7:10am On Jun 07, 2017

This one wey FFK come carry Igbo matter for head so, be like that him wife dey press him mumu button anyhow o.

But to be honest, the sooner the Northerners realise that the days of issuing violence-laden threats are over, and everyone is tired of their antics, the better for them.

The cracks keep widening...

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Politics › Re: North Declares War On Igbo: Afenifere, MASSOB, ADC, IYM, Others React by DanseMacabre(m): 6:55am On Jun 07, 2017

But wait o, you mean they take the baseless threat serious?

A typical Northerner doesn't issue threats, he attacks.

The media is just giving relevance to a group of IPOB-understudy miscreant elements. Next thing now they'll start asking for amnesty.

Everybody just dey threaten anyhow, like say na doll baby wen dem dey threaten wey go just dey siddon look, like say all man never stockpile him own ammo ready dey wait.

Sports › Re: IBF Approve Joshua-klitschko 2 As Nigeria Bids To Host The Fight by DanseMacabre(m): 6:41am On Jun 07, 2017

elhafeez:
So na for 9ja space no dey abi. Enough space dey ma village So na for 9ja space no dey abi. Enough space dey ma village

Where Canaanland dey?

Literature › Re: The Rule Is Not “A” Before Consonants And “an” Before Vowels by DanseMacabre(m): 6:39am On Jun 07, 2017

Nice one. Also tell these folks that keep on using 'an' for words beginning with 'h': an hotel, an hospital, etc.

An is only used before a word beginning with 'h' when the 'h' is silent and followed by a vowel sound, eg an hour, an honour etc.

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Sports › Re: IBF Approve Joshua-klitschko 2 As Nigeria Bids To Host The Fight by DanseMacabre(m): 6:33am On Jun 07, 2017

Klitschko, be like say you just wan kuku die abi? Your time don pass o, no be Samuel Peter be this.

Them fit host the fight for Canaanland na. Enough space dey.

Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? See Replies People Gave by DanseMacabre(m): 12:09am On Jun 07, 2017

SweetyZinta:
him be soldier and he commands a lot of respect. don't know about side Chics. All I can say is that He's very rigid

I understood. Was just fvcking with you. Na im be say if I misyarn anyhow where you for dey na guardroom get me this night.

Romance › Re: 90-Year-Old Virgin Nigerian Woman In Akwa-Ibom Honoured By Community (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:59pm On Jun 06, 2017

Raine80:
Zero fcuks given

Even if you gave fvcks out on a take-one-get-five-free promo basis, I wouldn't take a quarter to save my life.

Crime › Re: Pastor Who Rapes Pregnant Girls In Abia Church Turned Baby Factory Arrested(Pic) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:52pm On Jun 06, 2017

GeneralOjukwu:
For birthing me, may my parents burn in the deepest part of hell.

https://68.media.tumblr.com/2ca0af872dd73554a52376178901e9aa/tumblr_n02ixcJ8sO1rco8yao1_400.gif

I now understand. Good night.

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Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? See Replies People Gave by DanseMacabre(m): 11:47pm On Jun 06, 2017

SweetyZinta:
the soldier you snatched the babe from sef name runaway soldier. Lol if na my father you try that sh!t with una 2 go appear for N/paper

Kai. You mean say your pops get side chick/s too?

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Crime › Re: Pastor Who Rapes Pregnant Girls In Abia Church Turned Baby Factory Arrested(Pic) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:38pm On Jun 06, 2017

GeneralOjukwu:
Fixed. Face your father first.

What's trash in "Ndi" and "kwenu" ? You have serious mental issues

Lol. The immunity of anonymity. Na the person wey dash you phone God go punish last last.

Now slink back into that cesspit you crawled out from and say hi to your fellow roaches.

Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? See Replies People Gave by DanseMacabre(m): 11:24pm On Jun 06, 2017

SweetyZinta:
.
karma is a b!tch indeed.

Tell me something I don't know.

Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? See Replies People Gave by DanseMacabre(m): 11:22pm On Jun 06, 2017

Gangster1ms:
She cheated on another person for u and expect her to be loyal

I ain't that naive brah. Just that we had some of the mind-blowingest sexx ever. Humping to classical music and shi...

Anyhow, I go still collect if I jamb am illegally.

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Crime › Re: Pastor Who Rapes Pregnant Girls In Abia Church Turned Baby Factory Arrested(Pic) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:13pm On Jun 06, 2017

GeneralOjukwu:
Mind your business...the message has been passed!

You can't just be spewing trash and expect someone that cares for your sanity to mind his business, abi how you reason am?

Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? See Replies People Gave by DanseMacabre(m): 10:43pm On Jun 06, 2017

jakandeola:
I neva want to talk abt my ex chinwe barstard prostute. I feel pains dat I sware neva to date ibo

Bro she just use your head. It happens to the best of us.

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Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating On You? See Replies People Gave by DanseMacabre(m): 10:31pm On Jun 06, 2017

How I got to know that she was cheating on me was when I came back after about four months absence and paid her a surprise visit.

Long story short, na dagger the guy use chase me comot. Na so the thing been go.

But I know say na karma because na from soldier I snatch am from when dem dey date.

God dey.

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Politics › Re: Abdullahi Usman, Zakzaky's Driver Killed By Robbers, Buried (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:29pm On Jun 06, 2017

If I no blame Buhari for this, Allah ya tsine ma ni.

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Crime › Re: Pastor Who Rapes Pregnant Girls In Abia Church Turned Baby Factory Arrested(Pic) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:18pm On Jun 06, 2017

GeneralOjukwu:
Ndi kwenu!

Was that rambling up there supposed to be Igbo, because it isn't.

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Crime › Re: Pastor Who Rapes Pregnant Girls In Abia Church Turned Baby Factory Arrested(Pic) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:08pm On Jun 06, 2017

Chineke ekwena ihe ojo!!!

So IPOB una siddon dey look Afonja Police Commissioner come arrest Igbo for Biafra huh

Why una no cause riot destroy the whole town na huh

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Romance › Re: 90-Year-Old Virgin Nigerian Woman In Akwa-Ibom Honoured By Community (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:04pm On Jun 06, 2017

Raine80:
Learn to be objective ...and take every thing into context better still say nothing.

You're the one who's being subjective, arguing your point based on emotion and not logic because like most of your gender, you act impulsively.

I'll advise you not to speak except you have something of utmost importance to say, but I know beforehand that it'd be pouring water on a rock.

Good night.

Politics › Re: Melaye Caught On Tape Revealing How He Framed Suspects In His Assassination - SR by DanseMacabre(m): 9:47pm On Jun 06, 2017

Nawa. I got no fvcks to give any which way.

It's a forgone conclusion that [b]NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING[b] will come out of this case, whether the tape has any credibility.

Last time I checked, Dino is one of the powers that be, so why should I waste my fvcks?

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Romance › Re: 90-Year-Old Virgin Nigerian Woman In Akwa-Ibom Honoured By Community (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:15pm On Jun 06, 2017

Touchey:
Fan of saint saens?

Nah. Of darkness.

Romance › Re: 90-Year-Old Virgin Nigerian Woman In Akwa-Ibom Honoured By Community (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:12pm On Jun 06, 2017

Raine80:
She has lived a fulfilled life , dedicated her time to those in need who are we to mock or insult her? We all have different paths in life some paths involve marriages some of our paths do not.

Virginity/Sex is the focal point here, ma'am, not marriage.

Romance › Re: 90-Year-Old Virgin Nigerian Woman In Akwa-Ibom Honoured By Community (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:07pm On Jun 06, 2017

Touchey:
I like your name

I like your location.

Romance › Re: 90-Year-Old Virgin Nigerian Woman In Akwa-Ibom Honoured By Community (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:05pm On Jun 06, 2017

Dcaliphate:
posts like this is the reason i dived into this thread

Celebrities › Re: Patience Ozokwor Spotted In Jos Chobe Market For A Movie Shoot (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:51pm On Jun 06, 2017

Kai! If to say I know say this kyn thing dey sup for town I for go audition o, even if na waka pass, cos with my small small skills, dem go everly notice me.

Next time sha.

Health › Re: Man Who Took Tramadol Overdose Faints, Friends Pour Him Water (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:41pm On Jun 06, 2017

He had an epileptic seizure, common with users who have become addicted to TM. All my friends who are abusers regularly suffer from this syndrome.

Some have convulsed while walking on the road, some while standing, others while we were sitting and having ourselves some good cannabis, and one particular lucky bastard while on the steering wheel, escaping by a hairbreadth.

My advice to those who use TM daily, just quit, because as your tolerance threshold increases, your addiction increases, and no matter how 'compatible' your body is with the drug, you WILL have seizures, and you might not have enough of the devil's luck not to have a seizure while swimming unattended.

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Politics › Re: FFK On Buhari/Osinbajo Boycotting ECOWAS Meeting With Benjamin Netanyahu by DanseMacabre(m): 1:28pm On Jun 06, 2017

fineboynl:
the VP avoid the meeting for not wanting to upset the North.

each time Biafra talked about breaking away the north talks about war.they can only kill women and children. assuming the Niger Delta Avengance take on the Nigeria military to war stage. the Nigeria military would have killed the elderly, women and children like they did to Ode. check history of Nigeria military war, its on records. they haven't won any war with military to military. its always women and children.

just like the Biafra war. the killing of women and children and the elderly is a war crime...

in cultism it's not in practice to kill family members of a rivalry cult group. it has always been members to members of a rival group.

Very valid assertion bro, but sometimes in war, civilian casuallties are inevitable, sometimes even necessary. For instance, if the Allies hadn't bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki, the Japanese would never have stopped fighting.

Oh, and cultism is not war.

Politics › Re: PLOT UNCOVERED - Opposition Plans To Bomb Awka Flyovers by DanseMacabre(m): 1:09pm On Jun 06, 2017

So which course the cultists dey read for school, Advanced Detonation And Explosive Sciences?

When cultists leave their maja and machine come dey handle bomb kwan? It gets curiouser and curiouser.

That's if the info is not a red herring hatched up by a harebrained government publicist aimed at attracting sympathy to Obiano, because nothing is beyond these guys.

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Crime › Re: 17-year-old Pastor’s Daughter Elopes With Muslim Lover ,gets Pregnant In Lagos by DanseMacabre(m): 12:56pm On Jun 06, 2017

A Flatifonja/Mustian romance.

All is fair in love and war.

Dama na pastor pikin dey spoil pass, so no surprises from that angle.

Bet pastor you sef, God no dey show you vision ne huh

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Education › Re: From Kindergarten To Graduation: Photos Of A Mother And Daughter Go Viral On Twi by DanseMacabre(m): 12:48pm On Jun 06, 2017

May I live to see my child/ren's graduation, and may I be affluent enough to reward them with car gifts, as my father would have done had he the dough. Amen.

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Crime › Re: Photos: Soldiers Allegedly Assault Man Over Unpaid Debt In Delta State by DanseMacabre(m): 12:35pm On Jun 06, 2017

Sorry bros. You remind me of when dem first carry boys go Iceland.

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