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Me the only thing I saw is Adedoyin Oyekan


Na play I dey o.


But had it been the pastor wasn't apprehended, his church would have given SCOAN a run for its money. As they say, would have been a hit back to back.

If war comes, so be it. The tree of liberty must always be watered by the blood of patriots.


I'd rather die for my children to be free, than live and bring them up like cowards or cuckolds.


This is the right time to impregnate a couple of girls. O seti go.


Meanwhile, yan musulumin arewa, I'm in Jos, come and pursue me.

Quite expository. I might not like SLS's person, but I admire his no-holds-barred, don't-care-whose-ox-is-gored approach to conflicting issues. He's indeed an aberration from the usual Northern traditional ruler.


Yeah, if you know about the North and its history, you'll know about the inter-tribal wars that characterised the region. That's one thing I respect about Ahmadu Bello: his achievement, through sheer force of will, in welding the North into one formidable force.


I also learnt something new - that the towering illiteracy level in the North is as a result of a direct British policy. The gods punish Britain.

I dey sure say na the shape of him head make them dey accuse this guy like this.

Oya our Ijaw/Kalabari brethren, come and deny your brother.

If I read this barefaced lie, may the seven mad gods who rule the seas capsize my ship.

FFK my nigger, agent provocateur extraordinaire. Is an outsider crying louder than the bereaved part time job for a politician of hitherto noteworthy sentiment?


Sha, I'm waiting for the virtual spokesmen of the non-Igbo South and the Middle Belt to come and confirm that FFK is not their mouthpiece, and also lambast him for lumping them together with the Yeebos.

24hourNigeriane:
“We had some incidents of act of terrorism by the BHT yesterday the 7th June 2016, which was a clearly indication that the terrorists who have suffered defeat and rendered incapable of carrying out their usual attacks had resorted to guerilla actions.

This is the new lie the military tells to make themselves sleep well at night. If these guys can attack Jidari, which is in the metropolis, it means that they are regrouping and regaining their confidence.

Not only suicide bombers were deployed, but even attackers with anti-aircraft missiles.

It's unfortunate, but it seems it's not yet uhuru for Maiduguri residents and Borno State at large.

Safeguarding the ASSets of the nation.

If I'm at the tail end of the queue and the last, I'll simply say, 'you're behind me.' I would think at least 95% of people that come to an ATM ask that question, so it's no biggie really.

Mcowubaba:
I didn't serve in Plateau (Jos) state
Rather I served in one of the States of Niger Delta...
And that's were I met some Plateau indigènes...

And this was some years ago...

Oh, okay. I didn't see that initially. Plateau people are quite hospitable sha. Jos is fun.

IYANGBALI:
Eyaaaaaaaaaa RIP

Nobody kpoof oga. Abi you no read the post

Oh boy. Thank the gods no one was hurt o. By now na back to back RIP we for dey talk.

BlowBack:
Stay loyal and end up with an old hag and ungrateful children


The only thing I admire about Muslims is their ability to project the alpha male

Christisnity that was handed down by Faggin priests hated the hot blooded heterosexual. No where n the Bible is it said that men can commit adultery only women and that is why these feminist sums hate Christianity.

As for me, nah only Barr dey hold me because I get enuff fine specimens to breed them to early menopause

Omo, I no go lie for you, your reasoning harsh o. To use the trending fad, savage. Flex on bro, after all YOLO.

BlowBack:
Idiot, you are still an adulterous cunt taking advantage of a foolish ingrate married wh0re.

Trust biatches at your own peril

Stay single or get them fat and pregnant each other year.

Women are designed to breed and breeding requires adequate environment. As a breeder you must provide for your stock so that they can do what they do best which is to breed.

Any other romantic none sense is a side show and a distraction.

She will inherit your farm and all your stock plus the farm deeds so breed those wh0res until there is nothing left to breed then move on to new stock

ROTFLMAO


Your misogyny is on fleek, bro.

Reminds me of a Nietzsche quote: 'Man shall be framed for war, and woman for the entertainment of the warrior. All else is folly.'

MurderForFree:

This ain't new

It happens every day

Do you call any light skinned person you see an "oyibo"
??

That dude is not white

He's Mexican, can't you tell by his last name ?? You would call Chinese guys oyibos too

He wrote in English, so he's probably Americanised, maybe even latter generation full American, so that qualifies him as oyibo.


We know his name is Hispanic, but 'oyibo' qualifies just about any non-Negroid race.

As I saw 'Going Threw A Breakup', I hands up for the guy matter. Semi-retard.


See wetin internet don cause.


In fact, I blame this on Mark Zuckerberg.

oau147:
u sabi d truth bros,nbm ain't a cult group

Haha. What are they, an NGO?

Wuzyurdaddy:
I OBS your lettering...you are R

Sail on, RB.

DarkRebel69:


True yarn, though; she does seem like the freaky type! The seemingly docile ones are always those that siphon the blood out of your brain whilst they fück you like there's no tomorrow.

Seems we both speak from experience brah. Sex with the loud-mouthed always seems forced, like they have a reputation to live up to. But the meek of face, chai, they fork like they really wanna inherit the earth.

Boko Haram seems to have intensified their attacks again. That's why some idiotic propagandist will come and say they've won the war against Boko Haram.


You can't defeat terrorism because it's an idea, a faceless enemy. You deal with the virus, not the symptoms.

NwaAmaikpe:


No price no pay.

Half time 1:0.

Full Time 8:2


All fingaz on deck, come one, come all...brodas and lobbers

Beast your spirit there, deckhand!!

You go just come dey cap fire for cyberdeck. Capping no dey full basket, but how 48 wan take know.

Live snakes? WTF? South Africans are the real dullardinhos.

OP carry on, I dey your back, both metaphorically here, and literally, cos Jos na my home too.


Hope say no be you I dey see dey trek everyday from NYSC Secretariat to Miango Junction?

Na OBS I come here come do o.


*Modified* Okay, if your intent was to lure people into checking out her profile, you succeeded with me.

She's really cute facially and bosomically, and looks like someone who'd be wild in bed, dropping all those expletives like 'fork me harder', 'spank me like a beach', 'don't forking come till I tell you to' etc, while making some primordial animalistic grunts.


1bkaye, no disrespect, but if I had my way I'd love to make some fiery rounds of love with you.

Dem get mind o. But government should leave all the braggadocio of forcefully releasing the students and negotiate now, since the kidnappers have insisted on speaking with them alone.


Just beat price and pay the ransom, let the poor kids go. Either that, or involve Abba Kyari.


Or what am I saying sef, deploy the strategy used in securing the release of the Chibok girls, after all na the same APC government achieve am.

Holy shiit! OP, abeg add graphic images na.


Head-on collision for that matter. For crying out loud, what's wrong with Nigerian drivers? Where are they always rushing to?

And more often than not, it's always PMT buses involved in these ghastly accidents. The management should stop handing their buses over to just about anyone with a driver's licence. Serious checks and regular tests for drugs and alcohol should be routinely performed. This will help safeguard human lives, as well as their business.


See as people just waste abeg.

Way to go! Once your hood got your back, dem no born anybody fada!!!


Na only lone rangers the bastards fit oppress, chance, victimise.


Fork The Police.

Yet another thread on this stale subject?

Okay, I understand: the topic must trend till its exhaustion.

To be honest, I don't see what all this fuss is about. All these reactions are just giving the so-called ultimatum a tinge of authenticity.

Tens, if not hundreds of like ultimatums have been issued in the past, but just end up fruitless and hollow. The reactions by 'well-meaning' Nigerians are just giving a bunch of miscreants irrelevant relevance.


To think of it, no such ultimatums were given before the pogroms of the 60's.


Another round of ethnic cleansing would only fasttrack the secession the Biafrans have been clamouring for. The only tragedy would be the collateral damage on both sides.


Make October do reach quick quick abeg, make person hear word.