Crime › Re: Woman Kills Landlord, Hangs Self Days After Giving Birth by DanseMacabre(m): 3:38pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
Post Partum Stress Disorder. |
Crime › Re: (VIDEO & Photos]: Shop Shout Down, People Still Running At Oshodi Market. by DanseMacabre(m): 3:20pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
Me I'm still saving my RIP's to give for when the battle is over and the headcount is totalled, so that I can give 'em all a mass RIP.
As for now, I'm still searching to collate my fvcks to give. |
Crime › Re: 16-year-old Boy Chops Off Penis After Smoking Indian Hemp by DanseMacabre(m): 3:14pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
And I don dey find this kyn weed since.  Abeg any good and well intentioned fellow citizen should advise me on where to get the following strains of the good ish: Gorilla Panic They're Coming, They're Coming Skywalker Help Me Find My Way Home. |
Crime › Re: Scammer - Adeoluwa Ajisafe (Updated) by DanseMacabre(m): 3:05pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
WhoSendU: Based on advice I got from a well meaning Nairalander, I have registered your number and sent the details to your email at lanemoris@Gmail.com How much him scam you? |
Crime › Re: How Pregnant Woman Accused Of Witchcraft Was Beaten To Death With Sticks. by DanseMacabre(m): 3:02pm On Jun 03, 2017 |
Link? |
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Politics › Re: A Credible Northerner, Not Osinbajo Should Succeed Buhari In 2019 by DanseMacabre(m): 11:36am On Jun 03, 2017 |
Tonyebarcanista, it's safe to say that you're an enigmatic pseudointellectual. Observe that this is silmutaneously complementary and sort of derogatory.
You're an enigma (at least on this forum) because you're an aberration from the ubiquitous IPOB, Igbo, afonja, SS, aboki classification on here, as you've never openly supported any other than your unwavering PDP/GEJ allegiance, which I understand and commend because of brotherhood.
You're a pseudointellectual because in your attempt to prove your mettle to your offline benefactor, you continually come up with low-brainer, half-baked and illogical syllogisms based on faulty and invalid analogies and hypotheses.
Atiku, Ribadu, Lamido, El Rufai, Akume, Kwankwaso, Mu'azu, Masari, Tambuwal, David Mark etc. please tell me which Northern element is 'credible' for 2019? |
Politics › Re: Give Me Oduduwa Or I Die! - Fani-kayode by DanseMacabre(m): 7:52am On Jun 03, 2017*. Modified: 8:11am On Jun 03, 2017 |
I just wanna see how all these deluded asshats that hide under the guise of One Nigeria would deal with this. And yes, I mean the 'unity beggars', the 'afonjas', etc etc.
Yes, come and diatribe using that oratory quintessence and vim you seem to possess only when Biafra and Igbo topics come up, to deny that you don't want a separate autonomous republic, that you want a 'restructured' Nigeria, whatever that means.
But I doubt if that'd be possible, because you have previously nailed, insulted, harangued FFK over his overnight support for the Igbos. Being the online warriors that you are, possessing the attributes of all mouth and no brain, you've forgotten that the man you always lambast as being drug-addled is in fact saner than you lot.
Now, the man you always malign as being mentally unstable has executed a coup de grace. He supported Biafra, so now he'll get Biafra's support for Oduduwa. How that sound?
I'm waiting. |
Politics › Re: Biafran Soldiers Killed Thousands: The Genocide In Calabar & More by DanseMacabre(m): 7:38am On Jun 03, 2017 |
TheCabal: It is my responsibility to ensure that everybody has a voice. Today, I have given my voice to the voiceless, forgotten and true victims of the civil war. Oh, enough of the messianic complex already!! In the fifty odd years since the civil war elapsed, nobody from these regions has come out to voice his angst and pain? Spare me the crap! |
Politics › Re: Biafran Soldiers Killed Thousands: The Genocide In Calabar & More by DanseMacabre(m): 7:25am On Jun 03, 2017 |
As in eh, if this una matter no tire me, make thunder fire me.
Thecabal see how early it is, meaning that either you were insomniac the whole night, or you woke up in the wee hours of the morning, thinking, 'what topic can I create to disparage Biafra today?'
This is one of the reasons why you may never get a worthwhile job, other than continuously peddling calumnous hogwash and divisive tribalistic jingo in return for the meagre stipends you get from your paymasters, who in turn loathe you for the scum you've become.
As for the cuckolded pseudo intellectual schizophrenic called omenkalives, I wonder how you sleep at night, seeing as you have no home. Your fellow Benue dudes on here have denied you, because of the apparent dissonance and apathy you portray to the goings-on in your own homeland, where your kinsmen are being butchered like sacrificial lambs. Instead you jump on any thread concerning Igbos to rave and rant like a rabid, albeit toothless bulldog.
How do you guys sleep at night? |
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye's Constituents Protest To INEC Office, Demand His Recall (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:24pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
greatgod2012: I pity Kogi and Kogites!
Kogi as a state is very very unlucky!
Yeye governor colluding with yeye senator in this same Kogi!
If Kogi state is a person, he should have gone for serious and series of deliverances from all the three religions practised in the country!
Anyway, Dino want Bello out, likewise, Bello want Dino recalled home, I bet, this is what both of them are going to be preoccupied with and Kogi state will not be able to see any progress in any form or aspect!
Naija politicians are just comedians! |
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye's Constituents Protest To INEC Office, Demand His Recall (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:23pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
greatgod2012: I pity Kogi and Kogites!
Kogi as a state is very very unlucky!
Yeye governor colluding with yeye senator in this same Kogi!
If Kogi state is a person, he should have gone for serious and series of deliverances from all the three religions practised in the country!
Anyway, Dino want Bello out, likewise, Bello want Dino recalled home, I bet, this is what both of them are going to be preoccupied with and Kogi state will not be able to see any progress in any form or aspect!
Naija politicians are just comedians! Sorry, but in the context of your submission, I'm thinking the bolded should be collidingExcept it's a typo, cos that one alphabet makes the both words antonymous. Just to clarify, no offence intended. |
Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane Arrested In The US For Fraud & Theft (See Mugshot) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:41pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
soleexx: I dont belife these stories...... too soft to be true I'll go against this...too harsh to be true. |
Celebrities › Re: Dammy Krane Arrested In The US For Fraud & Theft (See Mugshot) by DanseMacabre(m): 9:28pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
He broke the eleventh commandment: thou shalt not get caught. |
Crime › Re: Ishola Oyenusi: Armed Robber Who Smiled To His Death (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:09pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
Fvcking snitch. |
Crime › Re: 11 People Killed By Gunmen In Tai LGA, Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:00pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
jp79: some people will blame buhari for this I blame Buhari.  |
Crime › Re: 11 People Killed By Gunmen In Tai LGA, Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 2:00pm On Jun 02, 2017 |
jp79: some people will blame buhari for this I blame Buhari.  |
Sports › Re: Newly Married Musa Scores Twice As Nigeria Tackles Togo by DanseMacabre(m): 11:12am On Jun 02, 2017 |
basty: so na the former wife dey do Musa?
Quote me and loose your Joystick Which kyn talk come be this one kwan? |
Sports › Re: Newly Married Musa Scores Twice As Nigeria Tackles Togo by DanseMacabre(m): 11:08am On Jun 02, 2017 |
drix128: Wawa, gara, dan iska Haba OC. Mai ya faru haka? Ya sace budurwan' ka ne? |
Politics › Re: Reps Summon Adeosun Over N17 Billion ‘office Equipment’ Contract Scam by DanseMacabre(m): 10:57am On Jun 02, 2017 |
pandoras08:
okay!!! I think it's high time there is a serious audit into how this monies are really being spent. 17 billion? wetin she buy? we need to see break down . I can show her where she would get those things cheap @lagos island. UNACCEPTABLE !!!!  Bro, even if na heaven dem wan import the equipment from, come call angels to fix am, and the equipment go last another thousand years, e no worth even quarter of dat amount. |
Politics › Re: Count Niger Deltans Out Of Agitation To Divide Nigeria, Says Wike by DanseMacabre(m): 9:25am On Jun 02, 2017 |
Ngokafor: ...Dont mind those clowns..i stay in PH and i know whats up....Wike is even more useful to IPOB than SE Governors.. .. But mumus somewhere expect a sitting Governor to declare for Biafra while still a Governor of Federal Republic of Nigeria  You get. It's befuddling why someone would expect Wike to say otherwise to the Sultan. Like what was he gonna say, "Aboki, whether you like it or not, we must get Biafra"? Nairaland is under siege by kids. |
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Chose UK Ahead Of Nigerian Hospitals — Lai Muhammad by DanseMacabre(m): 6:56am On Jun 02, 2017 |
This can only be disappointing to anyone who expected better from this serial liar and professional clown. |
Politics › Re: Count Niger Deltans Out Of Agitation To Divide Nigeria, Says Wike by DanseMacabre(m): 6:52am On Jun 02, 2017 |
I wonder why some people reason with their asses. How would you expect a sitting governor to openly support a secessionist cause? That'd be tantamount to treason/treasonable felony, but you wouldn't expect straw-stuffed dunderheads from both the IPOB and anti-IPOB camps to know this.
Any support would at best be covert. |
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Date A Lady With So Much Tattoos Like This? (viral Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 11:48pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
nelson7777: Wats she's wearing
Where r all my niggers dat rocked dis?? Correct man. We dey call am 'Moses' for this way. |
Crime › Re: Robbers Strip Female Students Of Kwara State Polytechnic Cart Away N2m Valuables by DanseMacabre(m): 9:47pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
What's with the spike in the craze for stripping people? |
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Travel › Re: 44 Nigerians And Ghanaians Die In Sahara Desert by DanseMacabre(m): 9:39pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
IhateAfonjas:
Why do people take deadly risk just to go to Europe ??
People are just foolish
The Europe and America they show you on TV is not the real Europe, your mindset will change once you go to Europe
These are lazy people who wants it so urgently
This is the price you pay for foolishness
God will punish our leaders
I can't believe that people would leave the richest continent on earth to go to Europe, our leaders will never go unpunished
Don't even talk about development, i guess you haven't been to Kenya, Nigeria, Tanzania, South Africa, Mauritania, Egypt, Morocco and many other countries
Not everywhere in America is developed, people still live in forest in America |
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Crime › Re: What Should I Do To This Lady That Obtained Mone From Me By Trick? Screen Shots by DanseMacabre(m): 9:31pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Jbleenk: 1k is too much forward Ur phone number I will too u up. And what if I don't call or text? That means I've scammed you. Use your head bro. |
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Politics › Re: 17-Year-Old Ojukwu As A Rugby Player In 1952 (Throwback Photo) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:31pm On Jun 01, 2017 |
Wow. I envy his build. Most Igbos seem to be natural athletes. |