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Culture › Re: Kiyi, A Community In FCT That Still Kills Twins And Triplets? by DanseMacabre(m): 1:38pm On May 27, 2017
It wouldn't be surprising. Some parts of Nigeria are still very much backwards and traditional. Some are even still 'undiscovered', whatever that means.
Politics › Re: Donald Trump And Osinbajo Laughing At G7 Summit (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 1:19pm On May 27, 2017
Serendip:
I dream of a Nigeria where the use of words like Afonja, Igbos, will be a thing of the past.
Where Chukwuemeka will heartily call Adamu his beloved brother, where Olabisi will honestly call Ifeoma her true friend and sister.
Where we have a president called Adekunle Ifeanyi Ciroma.
Where we only see Nigerians and not a hausa or yoruba or an igbo man.

God bless Nigeria
God bless us all
If you no take time you no go wake from that dream o.
Crime › Re: 2 Nigerian Drug Dealers Caught With Cocaine In Cambodia Jailed For Life by DanseMacabre(m): 12:16pm On May 27, 2017
Forking lucky if you ask me. Life imprisonment only. But why the fine?
Crime › Re: CRIME Nigerian Drug Dealer Allegedly Shot Dead In Indonesia (photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:10pm On May 27, 2017
How many times una wan recycle Kabaka news na?
Crime › Re: Federal Judge Tosses Out Life Sentences For DC Sniper Malvo by DanseMacabre(m): 12:04pm On May 27, 2017
Wow so this dude from the Washington shootings is still alive. That was some coldblooded ish men. . . Thought they were both executed.
Family › Re: Children's Day: Share Your Most Cherished Childhood Experience by DanseMacabre(m): 11:59am On May 27, 2017
Sadly, I've been trying hard to think, but it seems the pleasures of alcohol and sex, as well as the general bleeped-up-ness of adulthood have wiped away what sweet memories there were of childhood.
NYSC › Re: Corpers Sleep Outside As Lagos NYSC Camp Becomes Overcrowded (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:35am On May 27, 2017
Prince4945:
Ike Nigeria awgulam
Owebe ihe i fu! Lol.
NYSC › Re: Corpers Sleep Outside As Lagos NYSC Camp Becomes Overcrowded (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:29am On May 27, 2017
NYSC: Now Your Suffering Continues.


Just grin and bear it like we did, after all una dey collect allowee for am.
Politics › Re: Buhari Favouring Yorubas, Done Nothing For The North – Junaid Muhammed by DanseMacabre(m): 10:17am On May 27, 2017
Na today I confirm say the weed wey this Junaid dey smoke na Made in Corsica. No wonder the man can like to yarn opanta.
Politics › Re: Disabled Man Sees Governor Ortom, Breaks Security Protocol (Photos) by DanseMacabre(m): 10:10am On May 27, 2017
Dunno why, but the story reminds me of that of that blind guy and Jesus in the bible. Substitute Ortom for Jesus and the security men for the disciples.
Politics › Re: Ex-british Lawmaker Eric Joyce Explains Why He Said President Buhari Is Dead by DanseMacabre(m): 9:56am On May 27, 2017
Shatap there and get out! You British are part, if not the major cause of the doldrums we are in today.


Nonsense trash!
Celebrities › Re: Davido Is Trending On Twitter For Not Fulfilling His Promise To David Adeleke by DanseMacabre(m): 10:52pm On May 26, 2017
NwaObinkita:
If Davido could give a dud cheque to someone he bought a car from

You believed he will give money to a social media stranger..

I just dey dey observe una ignorance
Oga it's his first cousin and not a 'social media stranger'. You're the ignorant one here, you and the Dundee United fans who liked your post.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Is Trending On Twitter For Not Fulfilling His Promise To David Adeleke by DanseMacabre(m):
Rubbish! If you didn't make a promise to your bereaved cousin on social media, why would the need arise to defend the promise to a stranger?


*Modified* Does this mean the funds Adeleke looted had is not enough to fund his son's college education abroad? Ehya, make David manage LAUTECH abeg. We dey recession.

*Remodified* I'm on my seventh bottle o. What I'm reading is different from what you're reading.
Romance › Re: Advantages Of Being Single by DanseMacabre(m): 10:12pm On May 26, 2017
The title should read 'Consolations of Being Single.'
Crime › Re: Graphic! Jealous Woman Stabs Hubby At His Place Of Work, Co-worker Livestreams by DanseMacabre(m): 10:03pm On May 26, 2017
A lot of nairalanders would do exactly as the coworkers did. It's like we're being programmed to be apathetic towards an end that I can't fathom.


What's worse is that technology (our creation) is getting out of our control, like we're almost getting out of our creator's control, for those who believe in the existence of one.
Crime › Re: A 'husband' Did This To His Wife, With A Hot Iron by DanseMacabre(m): 9:53pm On May 26, 2017
A hot iron couldn't have done this without some sort of resistance from the woman. I doubt the veracity of this news.
Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Pregnant With Twins, Says "Who Marriage Help? Just Wish Me Well" by DanseMacabre(m): 9:32pm On May 26, 2017
AnthonioAlsaid:
Girls with this kind of stupid mentality are the ones I would love to screw their yansh Till they bleed




If you don't believe in marriage fine! Not saying who e helphuh

There by insulting the sensibility of those that are married



I just somehow pity those gullible fans that worship this mediocre.




Safe delivery by the way
No offense, but this sounds gay. Why so serious?
Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Pregnant With Twins, Says "Who Marriage Help? Just Wish Me Well" by DanseMacabre(m): 9:24pm On May 26, 2017
Very wrong of her.



E suppose be 'who marriage epp'.
Properties › Re: "Please Piss Here, Ogun Needs It": Hilarious Inscription On A Fence In Jos! by DanseMacabre(m): 9:18pm On May 26, 2017
NwaObinkita:
You that knows Geography like Mungo Park Is Ogun a Hausa Deity??
Clapback on fleek.
Properties › Re: "Please Piss Here, Ogun Needs It": Hilarious Inscription On A Fence In Jos! by DanseMacabre(m): 9:17pm On May 26, 2017
Funny, but might prove ineffective, because this recession has had a way of upgrading people's level of humour.


Who else reps J Town here? Can a bruva get an amen?
Travel › Re: Ebola: FG, Lagos Condemn Airline For Flying Corpse To Nigeria From Congo by DanseMacabre(m): 8:39pm On May 26, 2017
shinarlaura:
grin you already said it.
Thank you
My pleasure. A bien tot.
Travel › Re: Ebola: FG, Lagos Condemn Airline For Flying Corpse To Nigeria From Congo by DanseMacabre(m): 8:37pm On May 26, 2017
Mujtahida:
I never heard of the word Igbos before ooo but afonja yes through my reading of history long time ago, the word had even become dim in my consciousness until I encountered it here again. I am not even Yoruba.
Omo, have you seen that goat bleating afonja meme? I saw it and I just collapsed with laughter in spite of myself. I think since they cannot exhibit outright physical savagery by attacking each other, they doing its online equivalent by attacking each other verbally.
Basically, bro. That meme is crazy. So since you understand their modus operandi, it's no use bickering over it. Depending on your mood, either let fighting dogs run amok, or use the bullet of sarcasm to halt them in their tracks. It always works for me.


However, a little bit of harmless fun, a la repping your tribe, doesn't hurt at times. wink
Politics › Re: Release Ubah Or Face Our Wrath, IPOB Warns FG, DSS by DanseMacabre(m): 8:21pm On May 26, 2017
Jabioro:
It is an intentionally words nothing like dumb.. is an over emphasis character..
An intentionally words you say? I understand now. Sorry.
Politics › Re: Release Ubah Or Face Our Wrath, IPOB Warns FG, DSS by DanseMacabre(m): 7:59pm On May 26, 2017
I don't need to disclaim being Igbo or not before saying that if IPOB continue to attack any fly that passes like a rabid dog, it will soon lose its 'credibility'.


All this issuing of pointless threats has got to stop, unless that is, it plans on making good on the threats.
Politics › Re: Release Ubah Or Face Our Wrath, IPOB Warns FG, DSS by DanseMacabre(m): 7:52pm On May 26, 2017
neoShinto:
Incastrated bawo? Bros correct yourself sharp sharp before Liepods start handing you Ls
Hahaha. Too late. It doesn't have to be a Liepod though.
Politics › Re: Release Ubah Or Face Our Wrath, IPOB Warns FG, DSS by DanseMacabre(m): 7:49pm On May 26, 2017
Jabioro:
Empty drums make the greatest noise, Nnamidi Kanu was incastrated for more than two years all we have from the chest beaters are Abuja protest in group of 100 ..Don't just add salt to Uba issues..
I si gini? Incastrated? You e-warriors are the most illiterate group I've come across yet. I've said it before and I'll say it again, your paymasters are almost as dumb.

#ContinuesWalkingMyDog.
Travel › Re: Ebola: FG, Lagos Condemn Airline For Flying Corpse To Nigeria From Congo by DanseMacabre(m): 7:36pm On May 26, 2017
shinarlaura:
You re very funny
Merci, Mademoiselle. If I say you're very pretty now, it'll sound patronising, so I'm not saying it.
Travel › Re: Ebola: FG, Lagos Condemn Airline For Flying Corpse To Nigeria From Congo by DanseMacabre(m): 7:31pm On May 26, 2017
Mujtahida:
Toh that guy is rabid. I used to be troubled seeing the kind of hate being peddled here. Each one trying his utmost to show himself as the most hateful, channelling all his/her creativity to create hate filled write ups. But I realised that outside of nairaland inspite of tribalism people are still just people - marrying across the divide, doing business, settling in new towns and cities, worshipping together in church, mosques etc.
But that guy is something else. He is a certified afonja sniffer.
Be truthful, before you came on here, had you heard of the words 'afonja' or 'Igbo'? To be a complete Nigerian, forget what the papers say, you have to have an iota of tribalism, because in this country, tribe comes first.


But on here, it takes a lot not to be sucked into the whirlpool of ethnic and tribalistic divide that seems to have become the major cohesive traffic warden, as ironic as it may sound.
Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Hints Being Pregnant With Twins, Shares Ultrasound Scan by DanseMacabre(m): 7:20pm On May 26, 2017
I swear to Odin, if I no become celebrity, make I die!
Arrant nonsense!
Celebrities › Re: The Voice Nigeria 2 Airs On June 18th - 2Baba Removed As Judge!!! (See Why) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:16pm On May 26, 2017
free2ryhme:
It depends on the angle ( joke or serious) you want to perceived it from
Oh. You were joking then. Shalom.
Travel › Re: Ebola: FG, Lagos Condemn Airline For Flying Corpse To Nigeria From Congo by DanseMacabre(m): 7:12pm On May 26, 2017
Celebrities › Re: The Voice Nigeria 2 Airs On June 18th - 2Baba Removed As Judge!!! (See Why) by DanseMacabre(m): 7:09pm On May 26, 2017
free2ryhme:
Have you ever seen Jesus pose before undecided
I take it your question is meant to be tongue-in-cheek. Or am I wrong?

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