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Wow.


Don Jazzy for President 2023.

Lol.


In Nigeria, just as the law considers you guilty until proven innocent, the public also considers every official rebuttal to be an ironic affirmation of the rumour or denied story..

Lol. You wey for allow am jump make you know as you go start dey recoup your losses.

This new lease on life wey you give am so be prepared to pour another 30m down the drain.

Where the iPhone 12

SarutobiEky:
Trouble that can't be named;
Shoot an apple off my head.

'Clocks'?

Abeg who fit crowdfund just 100k for me I dey on the verge of suicide so o...

Abeg who fit crowdfund 100k for me? I dey on the verge of suicide so o...

Omo...

His role was quite prophetic.

ahnie:
When my wicked elder now disowned brother angryly jumped on my belly with an intent to kill me after beating me severely,he carried me and was about throwing me inside a well.i was 2 plus old then...that memory just refused leaving me.

Omo this one shake me o.

The woman dey on point. She no wan looseguard, come hear say 'shoot bird, mama fly.'

Escabado:
Tell me more about bayelsa boys, are they agreesive if they see you with there girls . Or they harm you . I heard lot of cultish full bayelsa

Lol. Na Ijaw babes you say you want their gist. You never even advance me de one wen I yarn, you say make I give you their boys own. Wida

MotivationKG:
Bro, na Tombia girls carry first now. Nembe girls don fall go second.

Imiringi girls nor join de list sef

No lies Abe. I remember Bolex dat year. E don tey wey me comot from there sha. Doo.

Be like this OP just dey find talk. Ijaw girls no dey too run okpo level, so how you wan see them for Badoo

All wetin wawelexy tell you na churchest. Me sef been get my fair share of the Tariebis and the Woyintaris and the Woyinkaris and the Miebis etc. Ijaw girls get natural ukwu genes for their blood, only say most no dey too fine facially like that, but dem get maaaad metabolism in the sense say dem no dey too fat; mostly slim, but 95℅ get ukwu.

Dem dey very homely and hospitable, and the women go do everything within their power to satisfy you as man. Dem go give you mouthwatering dish e.g kekefia, still give you unlimited pussy on top. The only issue be say dem no too hold sex sacred like that, so dem fit share am for your friends normal level. Most dey be single mothers as well, since your peers dey mostly regard you only if you don drop one or two.

If na Yenagoa you dey you go fit sight dem around Ekeki or Amarata, at least you go see the ones with sizeable ukwu. But the maddest na if you enter their communities like Imiringi or Ekeibiri or Ikibiri or Ayama or...but boys fit use you catch cruise cos Ijaw boys na a whole different ball game on their own.

But amongst all, na Nembe girls na im finish work scatter for Bayelsa.

Disclaimer: For every strict rule, there is an exception.

Tennessee85:
Oga, are you even following this case at all? Aren't you aware he is under investigation for
lying on his immigration form, where he claimed that he
hadn’t traveled within 14 days before landing in Australia,
when in fact he’d been in Spain the previous day?

I was not aware of this fact, as I didn't keep up with it after he was initially detained. Thanks for the enlightenment. This makes Jakumo's derision clearer now.

Jakumo:
Possibly a hungry embassy employee in Serbia took 40 naira to issue that failed bogus visa that has now been revoked with immediate effect.

you be madman I swear. I almost choked on my breakfast.

Djokovic na high profile customer na...even PM fit don dey aware of the visa. Na when uproar too much dem wan begin backtrack.

Reference:
Yes, there are and Mr. Novak could have pulled out on medical grounds.
Tennis players do so frequently.

Did Djokovic sneak into the country? The Australian Tennis Association first granted him an exemption or whatever, before his visa was additionally approved. Why the sudden volte-face when he's now in the country legitimately?

Jakumo:
Contractual obligations are subordinate to the rule of law, Oga Barrister.

Oga Solicitor, how him even take get the visa enter in the first place? Who approve him visa? It even lends more credence to my assertion.

Tennessee85:
If you don't want to take vaccine, then don't travel to Australia. The Australians aren't forcing you to take the vaccine, just don't go to their country with your unvaccinated ass. This is very simple.

I believe there are such things as contractual obligations Tennis player with the WTA... Australian Open tournament....ring a bell You no even see say dem grant am visa in the first place abi how him take enter?

Hmmm...to be brutally honest it's becoming increasingly herculean to show any form of empathy whatsoever to members of our armed forces both military and paramilitary.

Fashionista01:
Any man that can control himself is a curse to himself and the society at large.

So the man who can't control himself is a blessing

Nawa o. This whole bs don dey really seem like ploy to force more people to take this vaccine. Na so dem no gree Kyrie Irving play almost half the season for NBA.


Isn't vaccination supposed to be a voluntary decision provided dem don test say you no get am

Tellwhat:
If this match end 3-1 I go vex

I need Naija to score two more goals

But make Sudan no go score the goals o

Which kyn odds you play like so

Lol. No way a mediocre app like crowwe was gonna see the light of day.


Why's the name of the Indian app censored in this reportage though

BKsoul2:
ok.....Now i understand..... God bless your family...

Wow. You have a heart of gold ma'am. God bless you.

Omo...see snow wey some of us dey pray to experience even once before we die, na im dey kpoof people so. Life no balance.

xoftxoul:
Kano is clean o
But this part of Kano has not been the focus of the agency that is in charge of cleaning and sanitation

Say it out, na all this mind-my-business make us dey where we dey as a nation.

Sabon Gari is neglected because it is mainly populated by Christians, or 'arna' in local parlance.

Okay.


This one no go still make Nigeria win.

Headline says 'Beheaded and Killed'

Shey before e go dey alive after dem behead am ne

Bellerophon:
It is was a volcanic eruption of laughter for me as I read through your piece! You have an adult baby and a sponge wearing the facade of old age to propagate and perpetuate his dependency on you! Men are naturally egoistic and the machismo of masculine pride would by default discourage a man from taking residence with a woman regardless of the nature of their relationships! It could be an act of love if it is a very brief stint and not repeated, however where there is a recurrence it is only portentous of a classic diagnosis of acute dependency or parasitism!

Outside of you and the relationship you share, he is meant to have a circle however small of friends with whom several rendezvous and soirée together enjoying and relishing their masculine bravado will be a cherished event. What I mean is a man has his circle of boys with whom hanging out should be an indelible experience! Why a man will very happily be comfortable with the ceaseless company of a woman in isolation to the social cycle of friends and family or colleagues is only an indication of one thing, he is parasitic, dependent, lacks social goodwill, less busy and most of all has no business with pride as shame is his constant companion! Console yourself with the sex as you endure your time in the daycare babysitting your baby blimp!

Supu!!!

Why una paste am twice

Chai

What skull miners cannot do doesn't exist.

Lol

Lemme better not waste this opportunity to chant "the future is femail."