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Crime / Re: Suicide-a University Of Ibadan Student Hangs Himself To Death by DanseMacabre(m): 8:30am On Jul 05, 2020
First things first, is he a student or a graduate

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Business / Re: Please Help! What Business Can I Start With 200k by DanseMacabre(m): 8:28am On Jul 05, 2020
Itzajiboy:


I am too young for hypertension please

It wasn't my intention to make you hypertensive bro. I suggested a piece of advice. What you do with it, as with any other piece you might receive here, is entirely up to you.

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Celebrities / Re: Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian Endorse Kanye West's Presidential Ambition by DanseMacabre(m): 8:24am On Jul 05, 2020
EngineerBode:
If kanye becomes president, kim will be first lady. some people might want to say someone with a sex video is now the first lady. It's not new

Do you know that the current first lady was a nude model and semi porn star when Trump met her. Melania Trump was initially Melania Knauss. So it is not new. The last decent first America had was the beautiful Michelle Obama

Your last sentence might ring true after four or five electoral seasons. As for the word 'decent', it is quite relative.
Romance / Re: Guys: Let Your Guitar Do The Toasting ! It Works Everytime... by DanseMacabre(m): 8:18am On Jul 05, 2020
Ishilove:

You don't get me dear. What I meant in my closing statement was some families have generational poverty so if man comes from such a family, he must not limit himself by settling for less. He must continually strive to break out of that cycle.

I have some neighbors whose parents were vulcanizers and cobblers. Their daughter fvcked around and got pregnant for a recharge card seller. The boys have chosen a career path with NURTW collecting owo load at the bustop and smoking weed. I asked myself that can't these people strive to be better than their parents??

Damnnn...this one na real generational poverty.
Celebrities / Re: “I Haven’t Been Kissed In So Long, I’m A Virgin Again” – Rapper Eva Alordiah by DanseMacabre(m): 8:15am On Jul 05, 2020
Eva's one Nigerian celeb I'd give a right arm to fvvvck.
Business / Re: Please Help! What Business Can I Start With 200k by DanseMacabre(m): 8:13am On Jul 05, 2020
Just find two sure odds play every day. In one week you don become millionaire paaaaa.

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Announces His Intention To Run For President by DanseMacabre(m): 8:06am On Jul 05, 2020
emapeteum:
So after Trump, Kanye West. America is in trouble

Yeah bro. America is actually imploding.
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Announces His Intention To Run For President by DanseMacabre(m): 7:59am On Jul 05, 2020
Hmmmm.


To be honest it's a level playing ground. If Trump could win why shouldn't Yeezy


Wow, barely a week after being back from a ban and FTC already.


The God of Kanye West pick my call.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Labourer Wins N100k Bet After Carrying 50kg Bag Of Cement Upstairs With Teeth by DanseMacabre(m): 9:20am On Jul 04, 2020
Hustle! So that you don't wilfully engage in activities that run you the risk of permanently damaging your entire dental structure on top a niggardly sum of N100k.
Crime / Re: A Nairalander Exposed Hushpuppi's Criminal Activities In 2017 (Throwback) by DanseMacabre(m): 8:04am On Jul 04, 2020
Me ah no just fit shout. See better bar wey men like me dey control.


Hushekuke bleeped up big time tho. Dude should have gone legit a long time ago.

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Health / Re: 454 New COVID-19 Cases, 268 Discharged And 12 Deaths On July 3 -(3355 Tested) by DanseMacabre(m): 12:23am On Jul 04, 2020
Hmmmm.


Who go die go die.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 5:43pm On May 30, 2020
ibkayee:

We are interacting on nairaland in a friendly manner

No o. I want to go deeper like a surgeon's incision, and pick your brain on stuff I'm working on...so if you insist on it ending here, I'll pass.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 5:38pm On May 30, 2020
ibkayee:

Sure, we can be friendly to each other on Nairaland

grin

Care to elaborate on what that entails?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 2:11pm On May 30, 2020
ibkayee:

Lol thanks, that was very nice of you smiley

The pleasure's mine. So can we be friends?
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 2:10pm On May 30, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
Don't trip. that nigga needs your pussy nothing more.
I don't mean the op. the op might have something real for you so give him a chance. And for that simp who said u charmed everyone, he is sex starved.

A million likes bro.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 2:06pm On May 30, 2020
Eulalia:



Davash, please with all due respect, I don't like being mentioned In such caricature. Ok?

Whenever you guys go are goofing about, please leave me out of it.

No hard feelings. smiley


Why so serious? Loosen up na.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 2:05pm On May 30, 2020
ibkayee:

Unless he spoke to me on another account, I don't actually recall ever speaking to the OP...lol, I can't ignore someone I don't know 'exists' if that makes sense. I think this is mostly a play thread, but I get it, it's all in fun


Yeah it's mainly a play thread, but as they say, a lot of truth is said in jest. I want to be friends tho..haba you no even see the accolades I administer on you
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 2:02pm On May 30, 2020
mrblessed:
Although I don't countenance the leperous act of sending pm to ladies with unceasing regularity, when they won't reply or acknowledge it. For weird reasons I supported your adventure, only for you to write/use "aggression" in place of declaration of love. Just after seeing that word, I became inconsolable in my unexpected capitulation.

Lol it's just a turn of phrase. Pun actually. And just for the record, I've never PM'd any female on this forum.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:43am On May 30, 2020
Davash22 can you now see the relevance of this thread


See descortes dey drag millenniumlady with you.

Enyi, you sure say you no dey wash car wey another person dey drive anyhow inside potopoto

grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:39am On May 30, 2020
Nat404:
A woman wants to see that you are doing something with your life and going somewhere. You need to get a copy of this book from me. I am the author and I exposed a lot of things about women.

Lol so how does she determine this on a faceless forum

How much be the book grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:37am On May 30, 2020
Millenniumlady:
See you fvck spreeed

grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:36am On May 30, 2020
Davash222:

I'm still a virgin, sir.
Lol

Exactly what my grandmother was alleged to have said on her deathbed, sir. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:06am On May 30, 2020
Davash222:

That grammar too big for me... Abeg, what's consummate
Lol

grin
Una don cross the Rubicon kpansh
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:02am On May 30, 2020
Davash222:

Lol.. Chai. See, I'll not have you talk to my darling Millenniumlady that way. Apply caution, Inugo

Nnugo sir. But be circumspect in your dealings nwanne. Except there's something you're not telling me Una don consummate
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 8:00am On May 30, 2020
Tallesty1:
So nah this matter we go settle this morning?

You prefer make evening reach first senior man??
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Why Is Ibkayee Ignoring Me? by DanseMacabre(m): 7:56am On May 30, 2020
Descortes:
can i shoot my shot baby kiss kiss
I can make you cum kiss

This is not a shooting range bro.

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