Dindondin:
There new method of depositing cash in Banks is either the use of ATM.
I witnessed this last week Friday at a GTBank and the practice has not stopped.
But I don't think other banks have started this.

How it works:
* You can use it to deposit N10,000 and below. The denominations must be in N500 or N1,000.

* To deposit, you have to type the banks general pin of 0000 and press the action. eg: deposit. Then you ll type the account number to deposit the cash, the phone number of the depositor. The machine will open its deposit hole and instruct you to place in your cash and you ll type the amount you are sending.

* It will notify you by showing you the full names and account number of the recipient which you ll v to confirm with the yes or no buttons.

* After this, the machine will credit the account of the receiver.

Note:
You must arrange your cash in a straight way so that it can enter the machine. Failure to do this will result in cash ejection. During this process, your cash may get rough or torn.
Last Bullet
The process is fast but can be risky because aside the security camera that records when someone was depositing, no one else is there to witness the day the machine malfunctions. Also, it may be risky to use it at odd hours like early in the morning, late at night or during quiet times like environmental sanitation day or curfew times.

Pleas what decade did you come from? Gtb has been doing this for quite some time now. About 2 yrs or more.

tosyne2much:
Wetin happen na ?


Me and you get beef b4 ni ?

No beef. I'm just asking questions

tosyne2much:

So ladies should respect all men? Pray tell do men respect all ladies? It takes 2 to tango.

Anyway I no blame una. Na women dey disgrace me like say man na their everything

capricun:
Something must have led to the "death". Libidos don't just die like, something triggered it or you were not doing enough. Shed some light into occurances during that period. Did you hurt Her? Did she lose someone? Did she get a new job? Or is she cheating on you?

The solution to this problem starts with communication

Libido does die and having 2 kids in 2 years is the perfect way to kill it.

metroparrot:
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US President,Barack Obama Met His Half-sister,Auma For The First Time Today. The US president is currently in Kenya

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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/07/us-presidentbarack-obama-met-his-half.html

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This is not their first meeting. He has meet his fathers side of the family on a previous visit to Kenya. In fact Auma picked him uo from the airport.

So by your reasoning I should hire people that don't impress me. With their cv or their speaking, even though the job requires a well spoken individual. Pray tell, who do I hire?

And as for your comment about over sabi HR ladies, quit being so gaddemn sexist.

obajoey:
sometimes those questions doesnt define the ability of a potential employee. It is sometimes not in the words but in the performance. some great skills are discovered on the job. Most potential employee always feel bad when they know they have so much to give but the mr/mrs HR sitting right infront of him/her lacks the vision to see that.

As the saying goes "ability is not define by what you have done but by what you can do".

*very common with the over-sabi HR ladies

obajoey:
nice write-up.
but one thing i got to know is that most HR lacks foresight expecially when it comes to interviewing candidate, they tend not to see beyond the way a prospective employee answers their questions, they fail to see the potentials in prospective employees.

just my opinion

As an employer myself I take it upon myself to answer your question. If you cannot impress me with your answers, how do you intend to impress my clients to trust you with millions? Presentation and composure is key to getting a job.

Demmocrats:


Laugh my ass off mehn so much hate, hmmm I wonder me and you who is the real fool.
The one that easily tricked by men and the one that thinks so much and about to become a financial giant.
Lolz girl so much anger I sense daddy problems may be his the one that raped you Lil
www.

I wish you knew my Dad then you will understand my anger towards rapists. He is man I know that strives to empower women. He is the first man I know that actually believes in equality of the sexes. He is the perfect man and I modelled my husband after him. Not everyman is a potential rapist like you. Blaming the victim is WRONG on every level and I HATE ppl who shame victims

Demmocrats:


Am still waiting for the location to meet your dumb ass and ask your self apart from FTC guy why did I get so much like from other people that think with there brain not with there heart.
Addresses still waiting let's know who will see who and apologize
www.

So for your mind you believe I will give you my address so I can look at your dirty smelly self? Or you think I fear fools like you? Olodo na only for woman bodi you go get strenght. Ode. FYI if a human being ever raped me, you can be rest assured that person will not be alive to even go to cell sef

Demmocrats:


Let me ask you a simple question when you see me in real life would you have the guts to say those words to me.

Secondly what the guy did is wrong but still blame the girl because from the write up if you have a thinking brain you have to fault the girl.

Thirdly real mean don't rape and I have never done that.

I have never raped any girl in my life God forbid and I was not the one that raper you please note that one.

Finally abusive words makes you look so small my sister try to attack an argument with no abusive words you would have had value to me if you did that.
www.

I will tell you these exact words to your face if you had opened your mouth in my presence to blame her being raped.

Why should she not be out after midnight? What do u mean a decent girl shouldnt be out? What is indecent about clubbing?

Instead of you the place the blame where it should be and say a decent man doesn't rape instead you are blaming her. How stupid daft and insensitive you are.

You are very lucky you didnt say that in my presence I would have spat on you, you fool.

Demmocrats:
She caused it still outside by 12 am have you ever seen a decent girl outside by that time.
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Pls shut up you sexist pig. I decree all your sisters, your daughters and wife shall be raped. Bastid like you.

PPAngel:
[size=18pt]Jim Ovia as part of the entourage is totally unacceptable to that vindictive sectional bigot but Oshiomole's ashewoe wife is all good? [/size]

Why would you call her that? Did she f**k your husband? Women hating women is so nasty , just stop it.

atmy:
Hello folks. I recently realized that the company I work for has been advertising vacancy for a job position that is exactly as mine. I was surprised to even see people talking about the job on nairaland and receiving interview invitation. Please what does this mean. Although i am not perfect but I have been working hard for this company. Do you think they are trying to get rid of me?

Use your tongue to count your teeth.

HungerBAD:
36 Children? released by 36 parents?what is going on in Nigeria?sometimes the stories i read about things back home, just keeps leaving me baffled and stunned.

I am not even mad at the Missionary, nut actually at the parents.

Poverty is not good, but for some strange reasons, the poor seems to be the most fertile and are usually having kids they cannot take care of, and in that process, try to dispose them off like commodities.

This is tantamount to selling your own kids for ritualism purposes.

I am saddened by this news. These kids are innocent,and gladly followed this man because of the trust for the words of their parents. The parents should be arrested,tried and sentenced to jail, and the kids rehabilitated by the Government.

I think it is high time, Nigeria adopts the Chinese way of life. One kid per family. If a family has one child, i don't think they will be put out there like this.

You are so quick to judge. Those families up North are sending their kids away so they don't get killed. The girl with me is from Nassarawa and Fulanis stormed her village, killed her people, burnt houses and farms. Before that her father had a big rice farm, sent his kids to school and lived reasonably well.

I know a woman who brings in people from Chibok to Lagos to work as maids just so they can escape the mayhem up North. Being alive as a maid is better than being dead.

Its just sad that people take advantage of these kids that they are supposed to be helping, it's just sad.

Hi,

I'm planning for a business trip to Nigeria, Lagos , Victoria island on 30/7, and i was asking for

- Best mobile plan for 2 weeks, i need to make local calls to partner there. --> which operator ? Tariff Plans ? Etisalat Easylife 4.0
- is it safe to walk in streets alone there at morning ? i read a lot of threads about safety (please don't take me questions personally ) Very Safe
- places i can visit near Victoria island and from where i can get some African souvenirs to my wife and kids: Lagos Island market
- is super markets are available every where? i heard about shoprite market? i need to buy fruits, juices and choco. Spar, Shoprite, Park n shop and other small stores all around
- what is local meals/food i should try there (I'm Muslim , so no Pork no Hum and no alcoholic ) Jollof rice, Isi ewu, Nkwobi, Ponded yam.

actually I'm interested to know about Nigeria and its culture and to have friends from there.

anyway , thank you in advance
Wael

SimplyNicole:
I live in the United States and I am planning on moving to Lagos Nigeria in the summer of 2016, and I have been planning for quite sometime now. I am a 17 year old African American & Pacific Islander female. I have little family out there but I will be living independently. I just want to know what to expect such as, how are the living conditions, how safe it is living out there. I also want to attend college out there.Now i have done my reasearch but I would like to get answers specifically from people who live in this particular country as well. Some questions I have are,
-How are the people generally down there?
-Is it expensive to live in Lagos?
-How is the environment?
-Weather conditions?
-What kind of entertainment is there down there?
-Education system?
-Culture?
-Is it hard to get around in Lagos?
-Is it easy to find a job in lagos?
And much more
Specifically for people who live in Lagos for a while.

Don't bother. 17 is too young, life is too hard and things are waaaaay to expensive.

Joshua8695:
hmm I don't even know were to start telling the story.
A friend of mine was telling me how his father called him useless. HMM.
The guy said one night his father told him to go and buy 1bag of pure water that is not cold, the bag of pure water is 80naira.
So it seems the guy did not know it was warm water his father told him to buy, the went to buy cold one.
So when the guy brought d cold water home his father was angry because he bought cold water instead of the warm water.
{His father gave him 200naira to buy it which means he is going to bring 120naira change but he brought 100naira change coz the cold pure water was 100naira}
Because of dat his father said dat he is useless and an idiot.
His father said this in the present of his younger ones.
But the guy composed himself, he kept quiet and went down stairs to stay for some minute.
And the guy is the first son of the family.
And it is the guy dat use to wash his father cloths, polish his shoes, and also run errands.

So wat do you have to tell the guy, and wat type of father do you tink he is?

He needs to get over himself abi is he oyibo. My father called me useless like 1 million times even though I was the best child to him. Parents mis talk a lot, I never let it bug me.

Lamispaco:
Was having a discussion with an aunt of mine over the internet,facebook in particular...

We were talking about different feelings people have when it gets to that moment during a white wedding in church...when the pastor ask the congregation

"Is there anyone in the congregation that has a reason why the groom and bride shouldn't be joined in holy matrimony"

Now this is a question for the married ones,how was the feeling at that particular moment..

To the players and runs girl aiming to get married legally how would it be then...repent...

That question wasn't asked at my wedding. We did the wedding announcement for 2 weeks. That the time to raise any objections, not at the weding.

ijustdey:




you can stop a cheater from cheating....... but when he does cheat, don't let it be within the vicinity of your wife.





give her the respect she deserves in that aspect

Cheating is always disrespectful. From afar or close to home

ijustdey:


the man is a shameless man......



for seeing it right to befriend his wife friend and someone who is shop is close to his wife shop too







shameless man

Would it have been better if the persons shop was far?

Or should he be cheating at all?

Samfigo1:
Nairalanderz I hail thee....
Goodday everyone , I want to share what I am going through at present, I want your advice or better still judge me I could be wrong with my action.
I have been cohabiting with a lady for a week now, before I move on let me share how the cohabitation began.
This girl came to our house when she was seeking admission to a school close to my house, one of my housemates accommodated her, he claimed the girl was his girlfriend, eventually, the girl got admitted into the school and started living with the guy but after two weeks they had misunderstandings the girl had no where to go, this lady in question since she came into the house I have taken her as my sister and my friend so we had good rapport. After the misunderstanding with her boyfriend she walked up to me and told me she wanted to leave her boyfriend's room for my room and that it won't last long just for mean time I concurred with immediate alarcrity I told her no qualm after consulting her boyfriend about her plan, the guy said he has no problem as regards her plan. The following day she packed her things inside my room, I thought I was dreaming, I started mulling on what to do, someone I have taken as my sister chei! Kongi na bastard you know now.... I kept calm, that night we were discussing she started telling me stories on the same matress with me, suddenly, I kept mute I was not responding to her super story I was even facing down because I was trying to pack my John Thomas I didn't want her to see the kind of press up it was performing, she thought I had slept so she kept quiet. After few minutes I did as if I jarupaing Lol. pardon me sleep walking or unconcious turning anyhow (you should have understood) I put one of my hands across, lo and behold it rested on her bossoms I was thinking she would throw away my hand but she didn't, that was why I drew her closer and we started kissing, pressing and the likes but whenever I wanted to go down low she would say stop and I would sluggishly take my hand off her, after 4-5 days I could not control the urge, I said to myself tonight I must enter this girl, when night came we started as usual when I was about going down she said stop I did as if I didn't hear, I was trying to unclothe her, she was still saying stop but I turned deaf ears when I was about to remove her undies she started crying profusely I was like what the hell! Did I beat you? She did say a word other than crying after few seconds she said ''it's because I'm staying here'' my blood that was flowing for 140km/min just slowed down and I left her on the matress and slept off. The following day she did not leave and this sexual urge was unresistable. Nairalanders am I taking advantage of her? or was she trying to form? If I asked her to leave she has no place to go what can I do?

You tried to rape her. It is RAPE!! No means NO you fool.

EduRegard:

SOURCE

I dont think the job application is ridiculous. I want young sharp minds towork for me. I graduated at 21 from UNILAG and at 28 I had 6 years experience outside NYSC.

astrodome:
Help!! Friends, family, former school mates and others are killing me with financial demands. Everyday I receive facebook (fb) messages, phone calls, email messages and messages from other communication avenues from family members, friends close and distant, school mates I have not seen in 20 years but with whom I reconnected on fb, and even random fb friends (meaning I do not know them personally but somehow we managed to be friends on fb). They all have the same story: please send me money, anything.

Each month I send nearly 3k to Nigeria and they keep asking for more.

Do they think I pluck money from trees in America?
Do they think every Nigerian in America is doing drugs or credit card fraud to make money?
Are they thinking that since Akin or Emeka made it in America (in many cases by selling drugs and doing credit card fraud), I should also make it and therefore be able to satisfy their unending demands?

How do I explain to them that I have bills (auto, mortgage, water-sewer, electricity, gas, phone, credit card) to pay. And then I have to run my family (of 4) and fuel 2 cars, and on top of that, I have to save also for the rainy day - for when kids get to college.

I am able to resist the random fb friends because I do not have any personal connection with them, but how do I scare the ones I know off without sounding rude and unhelping? I know that when you stop giving, you become an enemy.
Help! Before a fellow nairalander runs amock on the streets of America because of pressure from Nigeria

Just for disclosure: I am well-heeled in the US mid-upper middle class, earning a 6-figure pay, holds a PhD, and involved in R4D activities. But I live in a US city (name withheld) where mortgage payment alone takes 25% of my monthly income. So you can imagine that after paying all bills, I do not have tons of money left over to give out on frequent basis.

Please advise on how to handle this, Naija style . Thanks

If you dont have, tell them you dont have. How diffiicult is that. I have a friends whose husband gave and gave. Paid rent for some, paid school fees tire. He was so busy paying he didnt save for the rainy day. When that rainy day came (he was fired), lo and behold, everyone found new solutions to their problems. They flew away, dont ask how he's surviving. Including his parents and siblings.

Moral of the story? Always save for the rainy day. Those asking and asking don't really care about you if you don't have anything to give them.

freelance777:
Dear Nairalander's

How are you all doing? I hope you guys are doing well? I am writing this post to express my fears of the unknown, because I have been a very trusting and reliable husband to my wife.

Before marriage, my wife have once told me about his ex who is supposedly his best date ever in her life before she met me, that apart 2 years into our marriage, we had an arguement in which she confronted me about a number saved with a lady's name on my dialled list. I openly and honestly told her it was my old school mate whom I missed her call and had called back. But she wanted to know more like I was doing something shady, that got me all roused up and I just told her to leave me be.

A week later, I received a call from her straight from work that my daughter had a serious cut on her lips due to an
accident, I quickly rushed down to the school, but met them at the nearest clinic where my daughter's lip was being stitched, few mins later I walked down to her school where she works nearby to pick up her car key then bring her car nearby so we could all go home, surprisingly, I found her wedding ring inside the glove compartment. A ring she wore out to work that very morning.

I didnt question her immmediately until the night of that day, I asked her why she had removed her ring and kept it in the glove compartment knowing fully well that the wore it out that very morning, she said it was because I have had mine removed since the past 1 month, so she also had the same reason to remove her's.

A week later, she opened up to me that she has been talking to her ex whom I described above, I asked her about what? She said she has been taking advise from him whenever we have issues. I kept shut and moved on.

2 more years into this marriage, I recently found out that her ex had sent her a whatsapp message, but she didnt respond, so I opened up a discussion with her based on ex's. I asked her if keeping contact of ex's or communicating with ex's is good for married people be it the man or woman, she said its a no no, that infact she will never accomodate such and that its wrong for anybody to do that. I immediately told her to open up her whats app, she did and I showed her her ex's whats app message, she at first was scared, wanted to cover up the phone somehow, but due to fear, she slowly relaxed herself and she said well that I can see that he is just talking and she has not been responding, and that its possible for someone you do not have on your contact list to send you a whatsapp message, I agreed, but countered her saying you also have saved his number with Abbreviation, if you never intend having future communication with him, why then did you save his number thereafter? I didnt get an answer, until later after two weeks when she told me she was in communication with him in order to secure a job for his younger brother. ( Very hard to believe) I moved on.


A few days later again, I was on my way to help her fix her iphone which she has abandoned like a year and the half, something just prompted me to dial his ex's number on that phone, behold she had saved the number as 'rsif' someone who bears Williams. Anyway I kept quiet still. The the final incident that gave me a final warning that this my wife might be cheating on me unknowingly was just a month ago when she told me she had met this dude on the same estate we reside, that he was into business and had also gave her his complementary card, I asked what he does, said he is an estate agent, I responded saying estate agency does not correlate with what you do, she said at least he can provide us good offer for housing by the time we are ready to move. When all of a sudden, she said that same guy had asked her to help cook since his own wife had travelled to the USA to give birth. She asked if it was right for her to go ahead and do the cooking, I immediately denounce that move that it is wrong, and that the guy has another motive entirely. I told her to tell him that he should ask his own family member to cook for him, and that she should immediately cut communication with him if she wants to last long in the marriage.

My wife responded by saying, she does not think the guy has bad intentions and that he is a cool and nice person with a very mild personality,that if the dude has such intentions, that it would be the most surprising occurence to her. I said well just do as I have said. Lo and behold, I investigated her phone and I found out that she had already cooked for this dude even before she asked me the question. I confronted her, and she said it was because I might not find it funny and thats the reason why she kept it a secret at first. I then promise to show her that the dude was infact a cheater whom is planning to cheat on his wife with my own wife. One day, I impersonated my wife, and started sending text as such as that am ready to give him what he wants, lo and behold, this dude was responding and was even asking where I was at, that he is ready to heal my wounds, a hug and everything that I needed. I showed my wife the text message, and she acted all surprised, but I was not, because based on the conversations that I have seen, it seems to me that whenever I have issued, he rushes to call the guy and tell him everything, which was a good avenue for the guy to provide emotional consolation in order to get what he wants.

I apologize for this long story, but I just needed to detail this story well, so that I can get insight of what I need to be thinking, what I need to do, and the right steps to take.

Thanks all.

DAMN!

hvq229:
Do you flog her if you find out she is having sex with a 20 year old boy who you have forbidden her to see?

She's 17. Did you start having sex before then?

tonychristopher:
I am igbo but I must be honest here ..if ladipo stalls are not kn conformity with the municipal building laws I think they should be demolished. I have been there and that place is nasty.... mind you that apart from igbo other tribes were affected also

in imo state there is ama Hausa it used to be messed up and batchers but the place was demolished and rebuilt and Hausa peeps came back

let us call a spade a spade ...ladipo is messed up but I think they should allow traders to take their goods

I know they must have given them notice anyway

ndi igbo ka aku anyi ruo uno...

Exactly my point. You have to demolish it I agree, but let them take their goods.

Later they will say there is poverty in the land. You destroy a persons source of livelihood and you complain of poverty?

gwales:
Hahaha..... One particular tribe would cry all day

And its funny to you? You saidstic fool

Ewuro4:


Madam please be rational when you dish out advice. This is 10years marriage and a very responsible man when he was blessed, we don't know how much debt he incurred during his layoff. Yes he's handling it immaturely but you can't throw the baby with bath water.

No, I can't waka pass coz newlyweds come on these boards to seek experienced counsel.



There you go.

Madam you're not a kid in this game. You didn't marry a stranger and understand your man's mood. Call your husband and have a heart to heart with him. And please follow Ronald17's advice to have emergency savings.
God will see you through this difficult situation and bless your home.

Thats my own advice because thats exactly what I would do. She has incurred debts herself but cannot service them cos she's feeding his ass.

Don't cook, don't pay school fees. Don't pay rent. When landlord kicks y'all out, your kids get sent home from school and hunger waya him he will sit up.

peacekeeping:
mr man listen, i am also a banker working in abuja.I had a related case like yours but i took it here and got some prudent solution. now let me start with ur wife, any reasonable married woman that loves her home, her children, and her husband should,nt have objected d idea of staying with her family because i knw very well dt a lot of pple working in abuja lives in nassarawa. so my question is, are u sure your wife is not cheating on u just as u do? similarly, i am sure u knows the rules in banking industries that a couple cant work in d same office/branch, meaning that if u eventually marry her one of have to resign or relocate to another branch. wat if there is no vacant position to transfer any of u? it means d victim will start looking for job again. secondly, i know how seductive,erotic, charming diz our female colleague could be most times but try as much as u can to reduce d feelings and closeness and stop given her attention all the time. thirdly, i am sure everyone in your office knows that u r married and want to bring scandal in ur work and in ur marriage, bros think twice.

Why should she quit her job and move to Lafia and be at the man's mercy. Nonsense men