citywal: I just don't get it at all, I swear I don't. How can a girl know that you love her, like she knows legit.
I told her times without numbers reduce the way she goes out with friends, she lives in the mainland n I live at Ajah (lekki axis) her mum recently opened a restaurant and she should be helping the woman... Like I advice her alot.
I came across pastor Kingsley Okonkwo preaching that says "you saw her the way she was before you married her and it you didn't change her then why change her now" Heaven knows I tried but if she can't stop we can't get married and I can't date her.
I can't keep getting worried anytime she goes out considering the dangerous times that we are now.
I am not a simp but fact is sooner or later y'all calling yourself redpillers will want to settle down.
I mean if this is how looking for a partner is hard I'll just get myself a baby mama n focus on my life n kid. I'm legit tired of all this...so pissed this night.
ISLAMABAD, (UrduPoint / Pakistan Point News - 27th Jul, 2021 ) : The Anti-Narcotics Force Punjab has arrested Simon Chukwunwike, a Biafran National and recovered about 2 kg of cocaine from his possession
According to a spokesperson, a search operation was carried out at international arrival counter of Sialkot international airport and some 2kg cocaine was recovered from a Biafran passenger named Simon Chukwunwike.
This is the best time for Buhari to travel out of the country unnoticed because alit of the wailers and lazy youths are watching BBN and fallen boobs @21.
[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=104086911][/quote]Another distraction to our lazy youths , don't be too surprise if PMB travel out of this country 4 times before the show end . So many lazy youths have their eyes glued to the TV set
jimmyolasun: I don't know what to say, but all I know be say on judgement day, make Dem help Jesus get plenty koboko and enough glucose because naa from heaven gate he go start beating like he do for inside temple...
Please help us ask the ghost what is Abachas ATM pin
onthehill: Girlfriend Of Man Killed During EndSARS Protest Narrates How His ‘Ghost’ Gave Her His Password (Photos)
Derin, girlfriend of young man killed during EndSARS protest, Okechukwu Nathaniel has taken to Twitter to narrate an encounter she had with his ghost, IgbereTV reports.
Oke was stabbed to death by hoodlums who attacked his home during the EndSARS protest on October 21, 2020.
Derin said that few days after her boyfriend passed away before he was laid to rest she needed his SuperHI password and mysteriously got it in her dream.
Affirming that spirituality is real and unexplainable, Derin also recounted how after Oke’s death he visited her to bid her final farewell.
Las las na Onyeka wey dey sell spare parts for Zuba market na him go marry her , then they will rent house in Suleja behind General Hospital, mark my words
don4real18: Some months ago, I was supposed to get married to a lovely lady (Alias-Celia) whom I thought the universe made just for me. I find it unfortunate that this beautiful story was just never meant to be. This write-up is my story. ______________________________________________ Five years ago, while we both stared at the moon sitting in my compound and telling tales of our childhood, I studied her profile. She had a perfect-shaped jaw with rounded edges, full lips, and her ability to smile with so much ease. Her skin glowed against the moonlight, and her aura filled with so much innocence. It was no surprise when I finally popped the question asking her to be my girlfriend.
Four days later, I got a yes as her reply, and it became a beautiful relationship. Our companionship was a show of true love, or so I thought. She taught me to be a better kisser, and I made her be a better lover. We did almost everything together, and when challenges came, we solved them even though she was stubborn; A bit more than me.
Many moons down the line of love and sometimes distrust, she was to relocate to the FCT, the state where her family resides. I knew I was going to miss her, and it wasn't easy letting her go.
We did part ways at the airport, and ever since then, we were always on calls. I did notice later that I did most of the calling, and as time went on as it must, the regular calls became once in a while, and soon, it became longer.
I did play a little with other girls and tried getting into a relationship with others, but it just didn't work out. Perhaps, I wanted the kind of love that they could not give in return. It was no surprise when years later, my calls with Celia became regular and, I didn't mind doing most of the calling.
Soon, I traveled to Abuja, and she didn't seem enthusiastic about seeing me, even though my love clawed at my heart with a renewed burst of energy. This time, I decided that I wouldn't let go. I stayed in FCT for a while, I met her family, and I guess her feelings returned.
I returned to Lagos to continue working, and some months down the line, I was in Abuja again to see the one that I loved. We agreed that she would have to come to Lagos, and some months after I left Abuja, she arrived in the rowdy Lagos.
She met my family, and I popped the question, "will you marry me?" in a romantic atmosphere, and she was so happy that she was going to spend the rest of her life with me.
We made plans until the event of Corona took place, and it greatly affected my business. I became broke, but that didn't stop me from traveling to 3 different states to meet her family members and her pastor in FCT.
We did agree that we were going to have a small wedding, and the day of the introduction came, and I traveled with my family, spent a lot of money on hotel bills, etc. It did go well, and that was when it started.
She reneged on our agreement on the size of the wedding. She told me that she wanted to have her dream wedding although she had no money. I could not bring myself to spend so much on a wedding only to end up eating hand to mouth in my marriage. It became a back and forth argument. Her dad wanted it small, but her siblings wanted it big. My mum did try to advise her, but she felt my mum shouldn't have a say in her wedding being a supposed generation Z.
I did have to look for ways she would be happy without spending too much. Then the counseling issue came, and I was informed to come back to Abuja by her pastor. It was inconvenient, so I told her to recommend virtual counseling because I'm not ready to go and spend a lot staying there. She was mad at my response, saying that it was disrespectful, suggesting such to a supposed man of God, making it disrespectful to God.
I did try to let her know that we could use the money to do something else, but she was adamant. After some time, I did succumb to her demand, but she felt that it should not have led to an argument in the first place and decided to call the wedding off. I tried calming her down and even suggested that we postpone it, but she wouldn't budge with a reason so petty. It hurt at first. It made me lose focus for a while, but I guess I've pretty patched up now hence my decision to share with you all.
Why won't men develop heart attack with all these wahala .
1. School fees 2. House rent 3 Electricity bill 4. Water bill Dust bin bill Security bill Milk Milo Bread Rice Stew Wife's birthday Women's day ( 3x in a year ) Cloth for wife , kids , parents , sisters , brothers , uncle's , aunties , grandmother , grandfather . . . . Gas money Tomato, pepper , onions , shombo School fees DSTV subscription Data subscription Pocket money for wife Money for hair do
Money for wedding anko Money for community meeting Money for transportation Makeup kits Bra Pants ( different colours ) Handbags Underwears New phones Menstruation money Pregnancy money Pre natal Anti natal Post natal Shawarma Ice cream Biscuit Suya Chickens Goat pepper soup
Cow tail pepper soup Egusi Five alive drinks Bedsheets money Chop chop money School uniforms School bags School shoes School lunch packs Socks Slippers Textbook money Medical bill
Pregnancy test kit Cerelac Pampers Sudo cream Shoal Towel Baby baff Baby powder Baby food Fuel money for car Generator Servicing of generator Servicing of car . . . . . . . . . 999.Pressure from work.
Wetpuxy: Three suspected armed robbers were caught by security operative in Orlu, they were burnt after the confessed they went on a successful mission early this morning, it was a horrific moment as villagers gathered to witness the incident
How will the family members feel when they see their children been paraded as notorious armed robbers then burnt alive
Love letter written in 1960 and currently read in the Old School students meeting last week Saturday.
Ogangamodu grammar School, P. O Box 20, Ido Ekiti Western Region, Nigeria. 16th March, 1960.
Dear Sweetie,
Time and ability plus double capacity have forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also perambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
I hope you are swimming in the pool of love? If so doxology.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.
Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.
Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.
By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.
Empirically speaking, I love you chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that you are leased and caveated.
I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.
Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion and your butter on bread!
Seyifunmi Ayotunde (Class 3B).
Only 60's, 70's and early 80's will understand. Indomie generation stay clear ��♀️��♀️��♀️��♀️
DamnNiggar: Phone and social media has stepped things up to a whole new letter. But back then this was how love letters look like and common amongst secondary school students.
Dear Sweetie,
Time and ability plus double capacity have forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also perambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
I hope you are swimming in the pool of love? If so doxology.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.
Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.
Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.
By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.
Empirically speaking, I love you chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that you are leased and caveated.
I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.
Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion and your butter on bread!
Seyifunmi Ayotunde (Class 3B).
Only 60's, 70's and early 80's will understand. Indomie generation stay clear��♂️��♂️��♂️��♂️��♂️
Sometimes village people will be sleeping , some people will go and wake them up
Sixsigmahub: University of Benin (UNIBEN) Female Graduate probed by the school authorities for Examination malpractice ordered to rewrite all exams from 200 Level.
UNIBEN began investigating all the results of female student who wore ” Aggressive Malpractice” shirt during her sign out parade.
Earlier last week, the management of the University of Benin (UNIBEN) ordered that all the results of the student be investigated after she wore a sign out shirt with the inscription “aggressive malpractice brought me this far” during her signing out parade.
This came after a video of the said student identifies as Peace Ufuoma, from the department of Microbiology, went viral a few days ago.
The institution made a statement two weeks ago on the Thursday, that the decision to probe the student in question’s results was taken at a meeting that held on the 13th of July.
A news reaching Siggy correspondent as of today says that the female student in question has been ordered to rewrite all her papers from her Level two till the end of Level four. This sounds very heartbreaking but the school management is of the opinion that Peace Ufuoma be used as a scape goat to tell every student of the University of Benin that examination malpractices are not allowed within her walls.
You Are lucky that your tenant only remove door net.
You lucky say no be aunty Amaka be your tenant , after she overstayed for 4 months , she remove glass , spoil the door key , remove circuit breaker . . . And Las las she sh*t black black sh*t full toilet , she no even flush am .
youngmo001: Before this my tenant paid for the house, there was a complete door net in good condition. Therefore she has lived here for more than 5 years, during the course of those years, she renew the door net which later worn out. Now this year, she decided to park and rent a bigger room elsewhere. During her parking i wasn't at home, when i came back, i saw that she had remove the door net. I told her for removing the door net am going to deduct N5000 from the 8 month rent i need to refund to her. She starts ranting saying she spend N3000 to fix the door net, that i shouldn't deduct her money.
Siberia01: Benz... i think no car is bad... if you don't abuse it... my uncle still drives his Benz 190E with everything working including AC... despite having other Japanese brands... car is close to 20 years
From the look of things , this Kpokpogri Go Sabi " Kpo Kpo gi ri " , he can last longer than 60 seconds unlike Churchhill
benjackugo: Tonto Dikeh Praises Her Partner, Prince Kpokpogri For Changing Her Story (Photos)
Actress Tonto Dikeh has appreciated her partner, Prince Kpokpogri for changing her story and giving her the kind of life she had dreamt to live, IgbereTV reports.
She stated this as shared more photos from the school graduation of her son, King Andre which she recently attended with Prince Kpokpogri playing a father figure to her son, Andre.
castrol180: A very long and black snake was killed this morning at Henry Carr postgraduate hostel of university of Lagos...zoologists in the house kindly help identify the type of the snake.
Lala food is ready...
With the population of Lagos i want expecting to see some of these animals
The father should have some shame and reject this gift.
It's "unAfrica '' to have someone change his gender
Newsmic: Nigerian cross-dresser, Idris Okuneye popularly known as Bobrisky has taken to his social media handles to celebrate his father's birthday today June 15, and he also gifted his father a Lexus SUV to celebrate his new age, IgbereTV reports.
The crossdresser also gave his father other gifts including a cake and money.
My mind is telling me you are the girlfriend stop using your friend as mask or shield .
SoroSoke
Rozcol: Please help my friend suggest very good flimsy escuses to dump her hardcore stingy but very good boyfriend.
He's very good on all other aspects but his stinginess is beyond human comprehension and my friend don't want to appear as been materialistic.
The last straw that broke the camel's back was when she demanded if he could get her pads and some few stuff on his way to her place and when he eventually bought and brought the items to her, he calculated everything he bought and was waiting to be paid which she eventually did and imagine he got the nerves to collect the money from my friend (Just some few thousands), he's very rich so brokenness is out of it.
We've exhausted all the escuses we thought would work out to dump him but he somehow have ways around them (very annoying) and my friend wants to be diplomatic. Please your suggestions are highly welcomed. Thanks
Romance › Re: I Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend by DaRuud(m): 8:59am On Jul 28, 2021
Oya Do the time.