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TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 11:01am On Jul 12, 2018
sutelk:
Who else is tired of all this coins? They just de make my wallet heavy and noisy, in fact my wallet self don tire. You leave some at home, you come back with more. Fear no let me carry my ATM card de waka, I don hear stories about the alaye for here. I nearly vex dash them to all those oyibo beggars at the city center until I count them and convert to naira. How person go de Carry 5000 naira coins waka about?
In order news, person go hear word for office today, all those "it's coming home people" go gentle today.
get one of those jewelry pouches for your coins... That's what I use
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 9:34pm On Jul 07, 2018
fatima04:
Guys I really feel I should make a complaint officially asides Google review. I am open to suggestions sha on how to ensure this doesn't happen again or to anyone else.

So after my stressful week and all, I struggled to go to the GP before close of business yesterday and presented my BRP and passport and did not bother with proof of house residence since they have that. After several meeting inside and all na so they come reject my BRP oo that they need something that specifically says I am a permanent resident in the country, and they can't register me because of that.

I then asked for the speficic document needed, it must sha have a name and if they specify I can know what they want from me but she kept saying it can be anything just something to say I am based here, at this point I was getting irritated and frustrated and trying not to loose my cool and she said they can't register me and they assumed I was going to bring something that specifically says I am a permanent residence hence the assurance of getting it resolved quickly.

The part that got me angry was when she said they can't register me and if I really needed it I can easily go to another GP that there are others just outside the door and if not I should wait till Monday for their patient manager to decide if they can accept the BRP.

In all this banter I showed them that my son who is affected with the same issue already has his NHS number and asked why they never sent any letter to request for him to prove his resident status before deactivating him.

After all is said and done, I left there and decided to register with the next door GP who later discovered that I was not even registered with them in the first place so was never issued a number but somehow somehow my son's own was approved while mine was disapproved and he was not born here oo.

Also, I probably won't even realise this problem if I had not called them and I agree with oga lexusg430 that there incompetence even did not allow them help or offer a solution, they just acted like the usual naija "government" workers.

So I am thinking I should either send an email to UKVI stating that I was denied health registration and access because of my BRP after paying health surcharge for 3yrs advance oo and maybe NHS as well. Too much or too little smiley smiley
I think you just met a headstrong person....Just get your tenancy and you could have presented email bills, like your contract phone and or bank statements...I don't think its a big deal. If you now give them all this and they still refuse you, then you can ask to complain to the Practice manager. Don't go on google and write a scathing review, cos they might blacklist you and give you tough time!
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 8:14pm On Jul 05, 2018
fatima04:
To UK veterans, pls what could be wrong. I called to book an appointment with my GP and also request for NHS number as requested by the dentist I plan to register with, only for them to tell me my records show inactive because I have transferred elsewhere which I obviously did not do and was told to call the next day for them to investigate.

I called again to be told I must have transferred my records, which is impossible because I haven't even visited any GP since I did my registration with them. Eventually the lady asked if I do have resident permit to be in the country and I need to show a proof of this before they can re-register me and I remember I submitted all this before.

It's even so annoying because I don't really have the time to go there and this will affect my dentist appt. And apparently it affected my sons documents too after he took all his shots with them o.
GP service is supposed to be free irrespective of immigration status, as well as A&E, except the managers at the GP just want to give you hard time
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 12:27pm On Jul 05, 2018
Killingmesoftly:
Depending. But u can send the mail this weekend. I will retify the problem soon
my email is mockprofileid@gmail.com...I'm a bit needy of urgent info pls, as regards my fiancee too
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 11:32pm On Jul 04, 2018
Killingmesoftly:
Sorry ps. I am unable to access my mail box for now. U can resend the mail later
should I ask the question here? Before the omo nile office start saying we're showing ourselves
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 11:59am On Jul 04, 2018
Killingmesoftly:
Yep. Sill here
how far nau? you not replying my message
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 11:15pm On Jul 03, 2018
fatima04:
So one silly voice spoilt my day and decided to rear it's ugly head after 45mins of getting to work, and that was the voice of " did I switch the gas cooker off". I was 70% sure I turned it off but just couldn't shake the voice.

The annoying part I wanted to avoid was taking a cab as tram/bus will take me like an hr so I decided to call my electricity provider emergency services asking them to switch it off while I was at work. The guy was helpful but kept sounding like "just ask your boss to release you now" and also the what if something bad happens and I could have avoided it with 30 pound

Eventually, rushed home met the emergency guy waiting for me and of course the cooker was off, I was so pissed ehn and I had to confirm if I was going to be charged for the emergency visit and the guy said its free, I was quite happy with that but mad about the money had to pay for the fro journey, e still they pepper me for body.

**Rant over
OCD thingz
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 9:13pm On Jul 03, 2018
Killingmesoftly:
Good day house, ps I will like to get some explanations on this issue about a friend of mine waiting for her hubby to fill for her stay from Nigeria.

She said the hubby came to the uk as an EU spouse, the hubby was married in Germany and later the he persuaded the white lady he married to bring him to the uk, that he prefers the UK to enable him further his studies, which the white lady did, dat was in jan 2011 they came to uk. The white lady did all the immigration runnings and he got a five years stay, which he can still renew. So later in 2012 they divorced amicable bc of some circumstances , without no grudges, and the guy stayed alone. And in 2017 he applied for his permanent resident but was not given. The reason given is that he should provide a proof that the ex-wife was working in the UK bf divorce. But the problem is that he has losted contact with the lady and when contacted on Facebook, she has refused to respond . The lady av left UK. So the lawyer told him that when he is feel to apply on his own is in two years time. Which is ending of 2019. Ps house is this true? My friend has been confused and she really need to join her hubby, she is tired of staying alone here in Nigeria.


More so her husband is a surpport worker and works with diff agencies here in London. I will like to ask when he gets the permanent resident can the hubby apply for her with agency pay slips or will he need to get a full time job for this application? The man says he makes more than £18,600 in a year bc the agency pays him more. Ps any advice on this, should he switch to permanent job when he gets his permanent resident and want to fill for his spouse?
Do you have an idea how much the bills are ANC up to Delivery in the NHS, as per that thing we were talking about b4...Can i inbox you?
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 9:12pm On Jul 03, 2018
Killingmesoftly:
Your words are just too harsh and scaring. I have a God of possiblity! Thanks for y contribution
Hello Madam, are you still here??
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 1:12am On Jul 03, 2018
i helped my friend pay for his wife him and 3 kids last year....cost about 6,000 pounds....they only just refunded the last of the money last week. Infact, the thing cos real fight btw us, cos i was harassing him for my money until he paid me

maybe yours will be different
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 1:08am On Jul 02, 2018
Yinkzy03:
Good evening people,

Thanks to everyone that has made constructive contribution towards the growth of this thread, most especially the initiator @fatima04, God bless you all and your hustles.

A lot of personal experiences being shared, just to encourage and show people which pathway to follow, that is not what money can buy, I commend you all...

We, a family of 3, just got our Vignette on Friday.. application was submitted on the 21st of June using priority service, a mail was received by 28th of June that passport was ready for pickup, picked it up on 29th of June, application granted, one year inlne with the COS.

IHS surcharge was debited for 3years for the dependants Knowing full well the contract was for
One year, they sha don hold my money and waiting for a refund shapshap abeg.

BRP will be picked up and the hustle begins.

Had 10years Work experience in banking but I’m open to learn new things or change career outrightly, not just something to sort the bills but more than that. So help us God.

BTW-Tickets are hitting the roof now o, but I had to buy cos it’s gonna keep going up.
negative immigration policies...That refund takes about a year and they do it jaga jaga. All the best sha
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 9:37am On Jun 28, 2018
sutelk:
I don come. Thank God for a safe trip. Straight to business no time to count bridge.
But shebi una say na summer be this, Omo I want to freeze oh. How winter go come be.
This is to thank you all that guided me in one way or the other through your post in reply to my many "learner questions" and your replies to the questions of others. Counting on your guidance as I begin this new phase of my live.
God save the Queen, abi na bless the queen, all join.
Make I go find that winter jacket.
Hahaha
This very hot weather!
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 9:04pm On Jun 26, 2018
salford:
Even someone that was stabbed (about to lose life) is refusing to be treated by a black doctor, and you are talking about IT grin

And this was just last month.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/05/22/teenager-refused-treated-black-doctor-stabbed-back-7569761/

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/10855575/Racist-couple-demanded-white-doctor.html
them no stab am wella
RomanceRe: Struggles Of Dating A Short Man - Meme Collection by DaveChapelle: 9:46am On Jun 26, 2018
Shit happens

RomanceRe: Two Game Of Thrones Stars, Jon Snow And Rose Leslie Got Married(Photos) by DaveChapelle: 12:23am On Jun 24, 2018
All these people saying she's not fine...You want to marry her? God gave everybody 1 private part and you can't have more than one person at a time, except you are in a 3some or fivesome. Anyway, my point is, somebody has to marry someone. So, whether she's fine or not, she married him, and i think they have a good story to tell their kids which not so many critics do
RomanceRe: Two Game Of Thrones Stars, Jon Snow And Rose Leslie Got Married(Photos) by DaveChapelle: 12:21am On Jun 24, 2018
pocohantas:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/7308653_image47382_jpegc6d5ea339f11a0db846b08107f13d5a4

I really don't know these people MUCH tongue, but this right here is one iconic car. One of the most rugged off-road vehicle to grace the earth. Even the Queen 'has' one. HML to them.
if na 9ja nau, nah helicopter dem go use
RomanceRe: Two Game Of Thrones Stars, Jon Snow And Rose Leslie Got Married(Photos) by DaveChapelle: 12:20am On Jun 24, 2018
niyot124:
As in... .Never liked her or her character in the GOT.

Oh my Jon snow kiss


But they seem happy which is what matters.
you do realise that's just fiction right
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 12:16am On Jun 24, 2018
veleta:
Good evening guys.Please,how long does it take for Dvla to verify BRP and Passport for Provisional Licence.I intend to travel 3rd week in July so want to be sure it would be returned before that period.Thanks
2-3 weeks
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 2:11pm On Jun 21, 2018
Lexusgs430:
Look at £50/75 per hour ..... Depending on route of employment + how hard you are willing to work....
i laugh in swahili.... 50/75 after tax?!!... It is 40-50/hr locum before tax... And locums don't give CoS
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 10:51am On Jun 18, 2018
wonlasewonimi:
If its that easy everyone will be doing it mate. If a bank lend you 100, that somebody else's money they are giving out which they are already paying interest for.
Loan sharks do... So yes other people do it

And some dodgy finance services with dodgy interest rates...
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 10:17am On Jun 18, 2018
Lexusgs430:
My assertion was literally tongue n cheek...... We all know how they make money...

Majority, comes from a collection from billion points on a regular and consistent basis....
Alright
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 10:12am On Jun 18, 2018
Actually, it's even easy... You borrow me 100pounds and you ask for interest of 5 pounds, hasn't that 5 pounds been created out of thin air?

We only had 100pounds physically, but because of our philosophical agreement, you write down 5 pounds on paper, which never physically existed. Do that to 50 people and you have generated 250pounds virtual money out of 5,000 pounds, when you write it down, you legalise it and it becomes more money which you can borrow other people in a vicious cycle from just being a custodian to keep the money in the first place
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 10:09am On Jun 18, 2018
Lexusgs430:
From thin air? No o Oga.............


Their consumers creates the thin air.........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKmBYXb_9-Y

If you understand the concept of saving deposits and lending, it's quite straightforward to grasp. I can't find the exact video, but if you really want to find it, you can do a google search
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 11:29pm On Jun 17, 2018
Lexusgs430:
He probably got his fingers burnt by CC, first time around.... And you expect him to welcome temptation again?

Wiseman...... When you see evil, you run.....

The concept of CC is evil....... They magic e - money, and you payback real money.......

It's should not be called credit card, but a debt card.......
Credit is how the banks create money! from thin air
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 2:06am On Jun 16, 2018
marylandcakes:
Lol you are more likely to have that in Nigeria with all the chaotic systems that don’t work.
In Nigeria, you can always have a choice, in a way...wuru wuru things....not the best, but for example, they can't take your driver's license away from you for overspeeding
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle:
This UK sef, too much palpitations.... that's why everybody has mental illness
CrimeRe: FBI And EFCC Raid Internet Fraudsters’ Bases Across Nigeria, Arrest 30 by DaveChapelle: 12:55am On Jun 15, 2018
yahoo yahoo no be work and if you get caught, well, you very bad at it, so get a real job
CrimeRe: FBI And EFCC Raid Internet Fraudsters’ Bases Across Nigeria, Arrest 30 by DaveChapelle: 12:54am On Jun 15, 2018
BafanaBafana:
Why will they allow FBI to be carrying out operations in Nigeria?
I hate nonsense.
By the way yahoo yahoo is not a threat to Nigeria. They should concentrate on other areas like the corruption in the police and other security agencies.
You dey fear
SportsRe: Nigeria Or France: CNN Poll On Best Dressed Team In Russia 2018 World Cup by DaveChapelle: 12:48am On Jun 15, 2018
Is this world cup or Russia fashion week?
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 6:47pm On Jun 14, 2018
fatima04:
Thank you oo, glad I was able to prove them wrong positively.

Expecting those tips boss because that's my next hurdle.

@Australia, lol not at all dough hubby is already eyeing Drs but me like UK for it's proximity to naija. Just helping a sister of mine with the processes.
na wa for this construction oh....needed a translator grin
TravelRe: Living In The Uk/life As A UK Immigrant by DaveChapelle: 4:44pm On Jun 14, 2018
is it normal to compulsively check your account balance every 30min to 1hr?
CelebritiesRe: See Jean-claude Van Damme's Epic Split Between Two Reversing Volvo Trucks by DaveChapelle: 10:00am On Jun 14, 2018

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