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FamilyRe: Zimbabwean Guard And Friend's Wife Turn Cemetery Into Sex Spa (Photo) by DavidEsq(m): 6:10pm On Apr 27, 2018
Thegeneralqueen:
Never you in your life say something this disrespectful to me again cool

Christianity EtcRe: Help! This Prophesy Won't Let Me Settle Down by DavidEsq(m): 3:45pm On Apr 27, 2018
zenith4biz:
Say oh God my father, direct my path to the location of my spouse in Jesus name

I decree this day, by the power and authority in the name of Jesus, that there shall be divine connection between you and your spouse.

Any barrier delaying your meet up be shattered in Jesus name

All glory and honour be unto the LORD for in Jesus name we have prayed.

Go and posses your possession

RomanceRe: Nigerian Ladies On Twitter Come For A Lady Who Says “All Men Are Useless” by DavidEsq(m): 2:48pm On Apr 27, 2018
BeeBeeOoh:
I drill borehole, well I dig not. #peace
Savagery at it's peak huh

CelebritiesRe: CeeC: “I Am Shocked By What People Are Saying About Me” by DavidEsq(m): 2:39pm On Apr 27, 2018
inoki247:
e no fit see now aw can someone sleeping know she is snooring or sleep talking or say she mess for sleep... she can argue wit pple from now till tomorrow dt she iz not d one snooring or messing in d sleep...
grin grin grin
EducationRe: Hilarious Relay Race Video As Boy Runs Back To The Start After Getting A Baton by DavidEsq(m): 2:36pm On Apr 27, 2018
Jh0wsef:
Let me explain it. the bigger one is Jonathan's government. Small boy is buhari's... Jonathan came far. But buhari has dragged us back farther.. And that is FFK trying to run after buhari but seems effortless.
U don mean it! Sense wee no kill u sha.

CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Reveals What Stopped Him From Repairing A Community Road In Warri. by DavidEsq(m): 2:08pm On Apr 27, 2018
teewhybabee:
English is your mother tongue, Mediocre using English as a scale for intelligence
Why don't u use ur moda tongue to communicate here or write a job application na? Be behaving like buhari deh o! Wen u will end up with a Nepa bill for an academic certificate, na den ur eye go clear.
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Reveals What Stopped Him From Repairing A Community Road In Warri. by DavidEsq(m): 2:05pm On Apr 27, 2018
laudate:
No be all winch dey fly? huh Some dey do skate-boarding...! cheesy
Ah dey teh u
PoliticsRe: Abuja Big Babes Fight Over Senator Dino Melaye After His Arrest (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 7:59am On Apr 27, 2018
givan:
This should be added to the alleged offense against him ASAP! Attempting to destabilize the country using olosho! Terrorist act number 1!
grin grin. Haba Bros, u wan kill am huh
CelebritiesRe: Afolabi Kazeem: "Davido Is Trying To Kill Me After Absconding With My N60M" by DavidEsq(m): 7:41am On Apr 27, 2018
Donald7610:
Cooked story
No evidence
� � � � �
Was it cooked in ur kitchen?
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: See What Is Happening In Benue Now - Pics by DavidEsq(m): 9:46pm On Apr 26, 2018
Sunnynwa:
Defend themselves with sticks and stones? Even Omenka aka omenkalives who was making mouth up and down here has escaped to the East.
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Ali Baba Reveals What Stopped Him From Repairing A Community Road In Warri. by DavidEsq(m): 6:50pm On Apr 26, 2018
Doz calling him a liar, I just dey pity una. Una neva c somtin at all. Com wari, sapele, ughelli, and it's environs and try to set up a project as an individual. Then u go know say no be all winch dey fly. U go see area boys march com dey demand deve or u forget about the project. Even before stabilini visinoni built sapele stadium, Ogodo children no gree until dem collect the deve.
Who no go, no kno.
PoliticsRe: Bello El-Rufai Calls A Lady "Bleaching Queen And Prostitute" In Fiery Exchange by DavidEsq(m): 1:58pm On Apr 26, 2018
thaoriginator:
chronic headache cos of english? Mo fo o undecided
Who no go, no know.
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Baby Falls Into A Pit & Drowns While Mother Enjoys Sex With Boyfriend by DavidEsq(m): 1:57pm On Apr 26, 2018
EponOjuku:
You're a married man and a certain level of decorum is expected of you. To come online by 7am in the morning to be stoking embers of mischief shows the kind of husband you are, the training your parents gave to you and the home you're presently mis-building.

You need urgent character transplant so as no to pass on this atrocious behaviour to your children.
Jus negodu dis shelenge fellow. because u didn't read the news that I read that showed the exact similarities with ur village story, is dat wats kicking ur yeyes?

RomanceRe: Is This The Real Seun For Real? PHOTO by DavidEsq(m): 8:37am On Apr 26, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
That's you...

And hang on...Why the hell u used ur hands when eating spaghetti , abegi that's not eba ooo lipsrsealed undecided lipsrsealed
Don't u see, he is an aboki? That's their def of table manners grin
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Baby Falls Into A Pit & Drowns While Mother Enjoys Sex With Boyfriend by DavidEsq(m): 8:19am On Apr 26, 2018
boyjo:
Why you dey shine teeth nah? lol...
You resemble Wande Coal one kain grin
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RomanceRe: What's The Craziest Reply You Ever Got When You Said "I Love You"? by DavidEsq(m): 8:17am On Apr 26, 2018
Godwin888:
Me: I love you
She: who?
Me: You
She: i will come and tell your father
Me: please don't come,, i was joking
She wan change ur parade

PoliticsRe: Bello El-Rufai Calls A Lady "Bleaching Queen And Prostitute" In Fiery Exchange by DavidEsq(m): 7:48am On Apr 26, 2018
ishowdotgmail:
Wetin Hausa people sabi before, na to murder English always na grin
I always end up with chronic headache, whenever I read their SM posts. The thing jus weak me
TravelRe: Lady Who Rescued Accident Victims In Lagos Narrates Her Ordeal. Photos by DavidEsq(m): 7:33am On Apr 26, 2018
tellwisdom:
I don't understated anything sad..Did the woman die after writing this letter??
Yes
PoliticsRe: Lazy Nigerian Youths Gets Wikipedia Page (Photos) by DavidEsq(m): 7:30am On Apr 26, 2018
AfonjaConehead:
The cattle rearing dullapo had coneheads in mind when he ranted about lazy youths.. grin And the same stuppid coneheads eweduingly orchestrated his coming.. So therefore,thunda faya all coneheads b4 the end of Madrid/Bayern grin
Baba, abeg, wetin DAT word mean? cry
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Baby Falls Into A Pit & Drowns While Mother Enjoys Sex With Boyfriend by DavidEsq(m): 7:24am On Apr 26, 2018
boyjo:
Is that why your moniker is Survivor1986? grin
And, are you married now?
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Baby Falls Into A Pit & Drowns While Mother Enjoys Sex With Boyfriend by DavidEsq(m): 7:24am On Apr 26, 2018
EponOjuku:
A couple of years ago, something similar happened in my area. A woman lived in my area with her husband and kids. One night, while her kids had fallen asleep and her husband was on night duty, she locked the kids up inside the house and went to meet her lover living like 3 streets away.

While she was having sex with her lover, her apartment caught fire and because the kids couldn't escape, they were all burnt to death.

The hopeless LovePeddler got to know when she came back early in the morning and saw the charred remains of all her 4 children.
U mean it happened in ur village? Cos I also remember reading that story on NL sha. So DAT was ur village? Chei! Una get governor for that una state so? DAT village was very backward o. Even NEPA no dey sef
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Baby Falls Into A Pit & Drowns While Mother Enjoys Sex With Boyfriend by DavidEsq(m): 7:17am On Apr 26, 2018
survivor1986:
Sex is evil. The first time my condom burst i didnt notice cos I was inexperienced & I had never done skin to skin. I just knew sha it was sweeter than normal. Na so I confidently fuckd like never b4, come even release full load of cum, only 4 me to come out and see that the condom had packed up to the base of my p*nis. I was scared like hell. It normally happens to everyone after your first unprotected sex. I began begging her let's go and do test o for HIV. This my babe now nor gree follow me make we go do test. She say she clean.

I just broke up with the babe. That was how I gave my life to Christ again. God please save me from HIV, was my prayer, till I did HIV tests repeatedly 6 months after. I am negative.
There's nothing like sex in marriage. You are not scared of HIV or pregnancy, and God is with you as you are f*cking. You can even be singing worship songs and glorifying God while knacking.
I've met clients who sought divorce cos their spouses lied about their HIV status and exposed them to it while being married. Say something else pls
CrimeRe: Zimbabwean Baby Falls Into A Pit & Drowns While Mother Enjoys Sex With Boyfriend by DavidEsq(m): 7:12am On Apr 26, 2018
ShyCypher:
The wonderment of preeq in a woman's life can never be underestimated.

Women have abandoned their parents, skipped school, kidnapped themselves, taken flights, poisoned rivals, left their kids, lost jobs and a whole host of other atrocities just to get to a throbbin' c0ck.

My preeq will forever remain the most vital organ in my body.
Ur heart nko?
CrimeRe: Man Pays 50k For Tearing Lady’s Pant And Bra Over Sex by DavidEsq(m): 7:53pm On Apr 25, 2018
I knew it was Cyriacus the weird news producer.
CelebritiesRe: "Give Me A Wife Like CeeC, Oh God" - Man Prays Fervently by DavidEsq(m): 7:34pm On Apr 25, 2018
eezeribe:
Oh God please remove anything like CEE-C far away from my life.

EducationRe: OAU Sex For Marks: What Monica Osagie Told Panel – Counsel by DavidEsq(m): 10:09am On Apr 25, 2018
GeneralOjukwu:
You and your folks

RomanceRe: "People Are So Quick To Forget" - Twitter User, See His Ex's Epic Reply by DavidEsq(m): 9:08am On Apr 25, 2018
Heavance:
The damage had been done, so no need to stop na....
die na die
grin . See as I jus dey laf like crase for here. Abeg no let ppl begin suspect say I don clem o
RomanceRe: Slay Queen With UK Location Fled After Being Spotted Carrying Gallons Of Water by DavidEsq(m): 8:58am On Apr 25, 2018
doctorkush:
That was how one kind girl call herself Linda came visiting after claiming she is omo senator born and raised in the abroad. Me sef thinking I don hit ajebutter stock my house with spaghetti and noodles with lots of vegetables and fruit. After two days of forming I am vegetarian bla bla bla, this girl don lean and her innit don change... Naa the third day she tell me she don change diet sey she wan chop EBA and ogufe huh

The way this girl dey control ogbonna with EBA... Fear catch me.. Naso regular pidgin dey drop like rap for her mouth. Instanta, I know sey I don enter one chance. Walahi ladies are scum.
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PoliticsRe: "I Won’t Steal If I Am Elected Governor" - Adeleke (Nigerians React) by DavidEsq(m): 8:20am On Apr 25, 2018
mrtomola:
Lie lie...after you are elected now then BRed will sing his own 50Billion in his account.
Ah swear, ur head dey there grin

EducationRe: OAU Sex For Marks: What Monica Osagie Told Panel – Counsel by DavidEsq(m): 8:15am On Apr 25, 2018
GeneralOjukwu:
From the 2 audio clips, I can bet my 3rd testicle that she actually failed the course.

She should tread carefully. YES she failed, YES, Mr Lecturer requested for 5 rounds.THAT is a strong case already.

If the scripts are re-marked & she truly failed, her credibility would be damaged. If I was the lecturer, I would even ask them to dig up her undergrad scripts if she graduated from OAU

Break-down for the IQ-challenged :

1. She has a strong case. But she didn't pass the course.

2. If she had passed it truly, she wouldn't have gone to the trouble of recording the audio tape

3. She is now calling for the scripts at this stage. If she actually failed, it would damage her credibility.

4. I am not supporting the lecturer.

Summary to the rabid dogs : SHE HAS ALMOST WON. She shouldn't go overboard claiming she passed a course ONLY TWO PEOPLE IN CLASS FAILED

This comment is a test of intelligence. Let's do a census of the ...Here they come grin... 1,2,3...1000 grin
Awon Werey ni
EducationRe: NOUN Disowns Fake Exams Questions On Buhari. See the picture of the exam questio by DavidEsq(m): 7:54am On Apr 25, 2018
philtex:
Your father sad
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PoliticsRe: Donald Duke Replies Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala "You Left Nigeria Poorer Than You Met It by DavidEsq(m): 7:50am On Apr 25, 2018
SirToothBrush:
Donald Duke, the devil with a an angel's face You can't justify certain things.
Trying to pull a brother down
Trying to pull your tribesmen down
Trying to pull your kinsman down.

Its all getting clear now. I remembered when they used bullets to tear madam Ngozi Okonjo Iweala spiritual gele
I thought it was Dora Akunyili

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