₦airaland Forum

Chidonc:
Bro i dont really support mmm but instead of wastin your money marrying, invest her bride price on mmm, i swear it will be more profitable.

GossipHeart:

The name of the snake is Black Mamba

You don't wanna come in contact with that evil

In 2009, i did an experiment with the poison extracted from it's mouth, i mixed it with human blood, the result was scary, in just 2 minutes, it froze the blood

And for the people saying that it's a king cobra, how old are you guys ?? Even a 4 year old kid can tell you how cobras look like but you guys stupidity is amazing

Cobras have flat hooded heads

There are scarcity of cobras in Nigeria

The only cobra you will find in Africa is the black-necked spitting cobra, and it's only in Mozambique

The second picture i will attach is how a cobra looks like

tjfulloption:
FATIMA gimme love oh
Na you dey catch my shot oh
For your sake I dey come KANO oh
We go drive around for my HONDA oh

Baby Pana
They say you like SHAWARMA oh
I get plenty SHAWARMA oh
Baby pana
anywhere that you go
I will follow you dey go
Baby Pana
They say you like SWEET POTATO
I get big POTATOE

Baby Pana
My love for you will never die, never die
Iffa iffa oh baby iffa iffa
Baby you too sweet fajaba
My baby dance to the lagbaja
I go take you to gwagwalada
Iffa iffa oh baby iffa iffa
Baby you too sweet fajaba
My baby dance do the lagbaja
Let me take you to gwagwalada

ABEG WHO HAS HER CONTACT SHOULD
HELP ME WITH IT. I DON SEE WIFE O, AM GOING STRAIGHT TO KANO STATE.

WILLYBABS:
Stop lying...the guy isn't ur friend, I'm damn sure he's ur arch enemy.

In fact, this guy is that ur troublesome neighbor that's bin begging u to give ur life to Christ and stop bleeping Amarachi, Kelechi, Omolade and Amina.

I'm sure this is a payback

falconey:
first of all girls evolve to women physically and cognitively and we prefer them young and at their prime. we are not responsible for girls waywardness and promiscuous lifestyle. one will probably not know whether she is a woman or a girl until you spend some quality time with either. if you deduce one can know through dresses I can prove you wrong.

about the last paragraph, I agree no woman wants to marry a stingy man, perhaps I need a little clarification of a stingy man, thus, is it a man who doesn't take responsibility or a man who doesn't spend lavishly? because I reckon man doesn't run away from responsibility no matter how difficult it might be to accomplish,though can be practical in disbursing their cash.

stingy isn't stingy if you never had it - fal

lastly "man who can't maintain her standard or improve it" I find this statement hysterical same way women do maintain our standard, fantasy and taste. does the beauty that attract us enhance or does the asset stay firm for eternity? you want to enjoy life riches enrich yourself!.

Satioshi:
Very correct. The PFAs do not have the powers to compel defaulting employers to pay.The Commission has a compliance department that compels them to pay not only the deducted contributions but also a penalty of 2% of the deducted sum to the RSA(Retirement savings account) holder for every 14 days it is withheld after deduction and 1% of the same amount to the Commission. So you and your colleagues should write a letter to the Commission and send it via email on info@Pencom.gov.ng or submit it at the South West regional office at 88A Oduduwa Crescent, Ikeja Lagos or call 08055998808. Remember to attach your RSA statements and appointment and exit letters as proof of the under-remittance.

ObaKlaz:
I wouldn't mind changing my name to Lucifer. People would be like, "Oh, here comes Lord Lucifer". That fear factor go dey!

Jarizod:
sweeet..

But they just had to put it on social media

iluvdonjazzy:
No need to protest, just leave the salary in ur acct till month end then u go and cash it. period

softMarket:
Don't even try it!

Imagine proposing to ur girl over the phone and u re hearing Funny sounds like...hmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm .then u hear paapapapapapa


what do u think is happening?

So just respect yourself and meet her face to face! Thank you

Billyonaire:
That Write Up, is remarkable. Such a wonderful painting. I love it. What goes around comes around.

john1964:
Wow! You guys have been really amazing with your words, I really do appreciate. Thank you so much!
I guess I'll stick to you guys advice moving on and still been friends with her, and also not giving up on my self and also work on my success too

Please what little business that is profitable with time do you guys think/suggest one can start or do while in school?

john1964:
Sorry I can't, just be careful in school not to find yourself with an ish that might make you have no choice than to start all over again.

nacozee:
abeg! that you were immature 6-8 years ago doesnt mean everyone else was like you at that time.

Jarizod:
u call that beaten to pulp

Then what is this ?

emymeeky:
I feel for him, the living brother
He forever bears the mark of a murder
He cries not for fear of conviction
He cries cause he has lost his blood

Brother wake up , brother wake up
I didn't mean to hit you so hard
My bone marrow, my blood
My brother my breath, heed to my call

I love you, heaven knows
let me die in your stead
I hit you not of my volition
Wake up , Let me join the dead

BEENUEL:
[size=15pt]The girl is simply a Nymphomaniac ...and her Parent thought she is suffering from (lame believes)



And the twitter user... , she might be one-a Nympho, Shey because her tracks are hidden

Who is with me, This Twitter girl is 100% a Nairalander, those meme ain't for Ordinary Nigerians.[/size]

nacozee:
You comment crap and expect not to be quoted?

nairalanddss:
i totally disagree

PaulIdu:
Wow congrats to them ,it's not easy ..moral of the story is never judge a book by its cover ,,, and here I was thinking you were born outside wedlock .

coollabman:
Na wa! Sunday don reach o! @Billyonaire

Rrabbit:
You've seen what N3,000 appearance fee has caused!

HungerBAD:
God bless her marriage.

I am old.

It is official.

If this girl that I remembered as a child is getting married,and I am here still wearing Timberland boots and not thinking of marriage,then I need to think again.

Ishilove how we wan do this thing?Are you going to propose?or you want me to do it? December 31st Deadline.

One of us has to propose.

Businessman1986:
With the frequency of immoral conduct reported in relationships, I would say its 'less than intelligent' to be harping on words like trust. Trust is not a must. That's why pre-nups are the way to go for the smarter types in the west, even though they both wil smile and laugh at the wedding. Don't TRUST people that always scream TRUST! Especially your partner. Only our mothers deserve our absolute trust.

JeffreyJamez:
This is simple... I'm sure you have your own "craze"..since you have talked to him about it and he has refused to listen, show him that small "craze" ..if he shouts at you, shout at him back... He go calm down!

DIKEnaWAR:
Stupid! You weren't interested yet you went to inquire about it when you heard. Then they asked you to do a video and you didn't refuse?


Little lying biish!


Abeg who get that serious flogging meme? Borrow a bro. ..