₦airaland Forum

t2luv1:
Bien Senorita !!!!! Qui Pasa? Come to Miami, Dade County You will see better looking ones than this. Cubanna.

For real??

CharlyNick:
I can't remember Jesus being poor though .

so I see no reason why I shouldn't be wealthy I mean SUPER WEALTHY

Is it not written that "foxes have holes and birds of the air have their nests but the son of man hath nowhere to lay his head".

Enoquin:
No letter from the married men? Una no go kill pesin with laughter. Don't sneeze or I'll cheat, don't yawn or I'll cheat, if you cross that white line in the sitting room, I'll cheat. Be like my mother because she was a keeper, be like Kim cause she gives kanye s.ex 500 times a day, be like the proverbs 31 woman because she was virtuous...be a combination of these women, so I won't cheat.

One of the best posts I have read on here.

cococandy:
Yes.
Only better

Is she single?

Wizkoko:
If it happened in India, what then is it doing on Nairaland. The whole story is half-baked.

You do know that many people visit Nairaland outside of Nigeria right?

aphildam:
. I was only trying to contribute to one of your comment`s, where a young lass said she was a smoking pot nd u said she shld wait till she's fourty

Oh OK, I wasn't able to decode what you were saying.

cococandy:
Yes.
Only better

For real?
Please, how old is she?

lezz:
[/s] _Fucking lying fiction!

Which law statutes in Nigeria does rape carry the death penalty?
Moreover, if the courts couldn't convict your friend on the woman's say so, neither could they convict the woman's fiancée on your say so.

Low-grade Nollywood script

He is from India

playtheblues:
First and foremost the penalty for rape or even child defilement is not execution but rather imprisonment.



Are you sure this story is not fake?

The poster is from India.

cococandy:
Yes. Why?

Does she look like you by any chance?

aphildam:
why do pple take life for a joke, the syrian war started with pple hurling stones and pebbles , now its a battle of hot steel. Prov 22:3 the prudent see danger and takes refuge but the simple keep going and pay the penalty.

I am sorry but I don't think I understand sir.

vault:
hope u get the things you want sha.....comments, likes, shares.... silly novice

Why are you so petty? He never once attacked you. He posted something that has probably being on his heart only for you to come here and be attacking him. Na wa o.

I blame the pathetic judicial system. An eye witness account should be enough for a conviction but apparently in that courtroom it was not.
As if things were not bad enough, how did the judge determine that the OP was a credible witness when he was definitely an accomplice.
What else can you expect from a banana republic.

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]go and clear your conscience.. Confess to the people you hurt, the court and the little chilD your friend raped..










Or you can just shutup, forgive yourself and live a normal life without trying to be such a fucking_pussy nigga.. Your wife has got more balls than you man [/color]

What kind of advice is that? No wonder naija is a mess because of leaders without conscience. How else can one embezzle so much and still sleep peacefully at night.

This man pretty much committed murder and his wife stood by him. Haven't you read that "Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor". This is why one needs to be careful about the kind of person you marry, you might as well marry a cold hearted Jezebel who would encourage you in your immorality.

Ballmer:
9ja for remain like mumu n not conclude. Dey there dey wait make naija catch u on top man before they can conclude you plucking a guy. You fit allow your BF use another girl as DP n not conclude is phocking her ?

She was just taking a picture! When did taking a picture with someone of the opposite sex mean that you are sleeping with that person.

Janetozi:
who say there is no God?

Don't mind the blind of heart jare.

cococandy:
No I won't watch jare.
I don't want anything to spoil my morning.

Interesting. On a serious note, do you have a sister ?

intapo:
And where on earth do u hope to find a man that doesn't possess one of those 3 characters.... Except u're indirectly telling the ladies never to marry anymore, Mr man grow up... We are living in an imperfect world and it will only takes the Grace of God to live a fulfilled life. How about the ladies for the men, any advice for the men because we are now living in a world where people will tell u, what a man can do a woman can do it better. Hope to hear from u Mr perfect.

Believe you me there a lottttttttt of them around. You might not know them but their are so many if them.

kilode100:
Meaning?
A womanising man is a full LovePeddler in the bedroom.. They know the right places to touch and I love being touched..
Who cares whose bed he crawls out from??

Loving money more than me only means he's gonna be super duper rich and That's a nice thing abi?

I also smoke substances.. It all works out very well.

How old are you again? Wait till you get into your 40's then we will see if you still think this way.

Some of those meetings were probably incredibly boring. Some of you who have not had to sit through delegations before might not know that a lot of times some of the issues being discussed or the speeches being made might not have anything to do with your constituents.

In Maury's voice, "Ideye Brown, you are the father".

gbeseun:
How the kids take resemble ideye. Madam take care of ur kids jooo

Isn't it obvious that he is the father?

I witnessed the last post first hand. My friend was getting married and the band did not show up till after the reception had started. To make matters worse, they even had the audacity to even ask for the full amount that was promised them.

jeeqaa7:
How? Eh

But they constantly made progress. We seem to going at real snails pace.

brownjulie:
1... is it right/biblical to pray for our enemies to die
2... When praying should we plead or command things to happen?

Great questions, I have always thought about this questions. The truth of the matter is that you should ask the holy spirit for counsel on this. There is no one better qualified to guide you than the spirit after all he is supposed to guide us "into all truth."

abeniagbon:
Well maybe you may not have chance to visit UK where they will sell you and your ass with baddest english.

Always appreciate your brother when its comes to appreciation.

OKiedokie

He is right. The queen speaks in plain English.

keskelia:
.......Gerrrierahia for real mehn shit!!!!!!!! even aristoltle and plato used an understandable english to communicate with d acient greece scholars.....na only patrick sabo english mtchewwwww. infact bros recieve sense

Correction sir, Aristotle and Plato did not speak English, they spoke Greek. In fact, these guys lived before Jesus christ came to the World and definitely waaaaaaaaaay before the English language came into being.

zendy:
The funniest thing about this man is that everything he says is in the dictionary and correct! It's not his fault if the average Nigerian cannot understand his level of high English! Buy a dictionary and start learning English!

Wrong! The purpose of addressing an audience should be for communication not showing your vocabulary knowledge to impress everyone.
Even the queen of England or the British prime minister do not speak like this, instead its some guy from one of their former colonies that is trying waaaay too hard.

nkemdi89:
Part 1 chapter 5 section 30 of Nigerian criminal code I believe that will enlighten you more.

I guess I don't live in naija so I am not knowledgeable on the naija justice system.

SirLewis:
Have you sir heard of actus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea(the act alone does not make one guilty unless the mind is guilty)? Have you been taught criminal law? Please Google it or better still pick an actual textbook on criminal law and be enlightened.

I guess we both live in different countries with different criminal codes then.

SirLewis:
In my opinion mhiztessy you're still a virgin as long as when you had your little "play" at age 6 you were not mentally aware of the implications of what you were doing. Forgive me for digressing a bit, but in law to be guilty of a crime, one must have committed the guilty act or offence like (e.g rape) and also been mentally aware that he was doing something against the law. Without both elements he cannot be held accountable for a crime. The law also states that a male under the age of 12 cannot be convicted for the offence of rape because under the eyes of the law he is not deemed to be of age to have or fully carry out sexual intercourse. I hope this helps.

WHAT?!?!

Which law school dem teach you that? Haven't you heard that ignorance is not an excuse? Man, you better stop misinforming people here about something you have a partial knowledge of.

harbeedaymee:
I love your boldness. Yes, you are still a virgin since there was no blood

Wrong! What kind of lying are you telling her? A virgin someone who has never had sex before. Don't decieve her abeg.