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Fira09:
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Was expecting to see his height measurement....
How many feet tall is he?

Survival is part of the job everywhere in the world....
But drinking this water would make them fall sick
Except it is used with antibiotics....

They nab am before he legit the money....

The same bed she sat on was same bed she was getting smashed

What else can she do?
Than to give him toto....

Op you have a good hand

Mr oluwole FHS ikoyi

JASONjnr:
Not all Mathematics teachers have that scary or discipline tendency to control the entire students.....

My teacher back then, Often referred to as "Bend Low" wasn't taking maths but wasn't taking nonsense from students either ....

Hope is not Mr combat

Till now I haven't
After we nack relationship don start be that.

God1000:
Truly there's power improvement for some weeks now, but it's too early to start celebrating because this is Nigeria

The light even fear me
But deep down inside me I know they would say something about the light.....
First time we've had stable light for 3 weeks in 7yrs APC na scam abeg

goshikid:
That's Lagos not anambra

Another Zombiediot on the move

APC is evil
APC is a blood sucking party
APC stands for hunger, hardship ,failure and insecurity ...
I know you are feeling the heat
But its not your fault we would soon take you all to barbeach to wash your heads so you people can become sane again....
Like my friend said
"Only mad people would vote APC again ..

Ehis8:
I am 17 years old, I am done with my secondary school, I stay with my grandparents in the village, Uromi Edo state. I started living with my grandparents since I was 8 years old around 2013 when my parents got separated. My father live in Abeokuta and he is married to another woman with 2 children. Although my father has been the one paying my school fees and sending me money for up-keep, he even told me to pick jamb form in order to further my education in uniben.

My mother live in Lagos, she has a daughter for another man but they were not married. The man took his daughter and kick my mother out his house. Now my mother is Single, she own a mini bar where she do her ashawo work. She sleeps with men that come to drink in her bar. Her house is just opposite the bar.
No wonder my grandfather ban her from visiting us in village. 9 years I didn't set my eyes on my mother. So when my uncle visited us, I begged him to carry me to Lagos just to see my mother, I also begged my grandparents too.
When I got to Lagos, My mother was looking like a slut. Long eye lashes, nails, chewing gum, tight leggings revealing her bum bum & hip, her skin looks bleached.

Since on Friday evening i came to Lagos I have been crying. She couldn't even respect herself. She have just 1 sales girl in her shop, the girl is also an ashawo, she dressed seductive like my mother, she would be in her early 20s. Anytime men comes around to drink and they want to have sex with my mother or her sales girl, my mother will jst take them to her house opposite the bar.
I told her I will be going back to the village tomorrow, she gave me 25k but I rejected it. I was crying, she was crying too. She could sense that I hate her reckless lifestyle
I am at my uncle's place now, I am so devastated, My heart is wounded. My uncle told me so many things but he said I should forgive her, a day will come that my mother will come looking for me by herself.
I will be at iyare motor park tomorrow morning going back to the village

Forgive her,go to school graduate with good grades
And be successful, then pull her out of that shitty business she is doing right now and establish her

There is nothing I hate like drivers taking one way....
It reminds me of the day I was knocked down by an okada luckily I sustained minor injury but when I wanted to screw him up the kids he carried broke his arm and was crying I just face the kind and we took him to the hospital

spartan117:
I support Peter Obi, but I also commend the Lagos state government for this. Laws must be respected.

I understand but these are your people they should have tempered justice with mercy....
If you fine these people 200 to 300k
It would have been fair....
I'm just saying this is what I would have done , than to auction thier cars....

Lmao,
No sign but yet they accuse you of breaking traffic laws....
May be it was there before but hungry lions removed it....
If you know you know...

Millimann:
Why not impose fines rather.

Yeah they should just impose fine on the cars....
Like notify the public , that any body car that has been impounded should come with proof of ownership and pay 200k.....
And after that slash the price to 100k
And then auction the remaining cars
But what do I know APC is known for wickedness and hardship....

Chicagoesontop:
Then after marriage and having a child ... They will now bring out all their hidden Jezebelic attitudes ..

And that's the end
Even if 1day old marriage
It will end that day.

Beans and plantain
Will work well
Add coke cacola for best result

Don't ever allow any woman
I repeat any woman manipulate you because of toto.......
Guy bone lock up
Anytime she brings toto for you ignore her
Do it to the point she starts begging and crying
U do extra till she call family meeting......
Don't stop making her happy in fact double it
But don't have sex with her that's the drill.....

You know the price of this phone
And you are not scared of buying it for 127k
When it's too good to be true something is wrong somewhere...
Be smart.....

Acidosis:
Wahaleux

Man thought he was in Naija where a politician can steal N10 billion, use N1 billion to construct road, and the masses will gather to celebrate him.

Illegal migration is a crime. You've got to pay for it regardless of your "good" deeds.

But a black guy who rescued a child in France without papers was given citizenship And a job with fire fighters.
Well he shoot his shots hopefully the owner of the money might do something for him

naijamanyoutube:
I used to do it like that, but it will come out good one day, the next time not good. This way na sure banker!

This one na dump everything inside o
But try with fresh fish
Fish that can stand 1 HR of your cooking process

naijamanyoutube:
You're right about the fish, I should not have added that. But the stew is still tasty!

Do it this way next time
Fry your onion , garlic first
Then fry the tomatoes if you can get pepper paste combine and fry till try
Your meat spice and cook
When your tomatoes paste and pepper is a bit dry add your cooked meat and the stock
But be careful it to over spice your stock and thank me....
If you like ginger and nutmeg add it....

I swear op no Sabi cook
Number one he dint cook the meat
Two he dint break the Maggi
3 he dint fry his onions
Four he added tuna fish to spoil the taste of the beef stew

Dialpad:
He will be caught, FBI don't give up.... even if it takes 10 years

If he can stop fraud
Change name like bobo Chicago and avoid travelling out of Nigeria he is good..

LegendHero:
If they catch this guy, he will never see the sun again till he leave this world.

Lmao
America is not Nigeria
Worst 30 yrs
If he can name names less sentence
If he can name names and help the FBI block such frauds no sentence ....
Not Nigeria that one angry judge would just slam you 100 yrs for 2mill

This old sick man should go and rest....
Some one that is already using chair in the mosque

It took buhari at least 6 years in power before he started using chair in the mosque
But Mr EMI lo Kan
Is not even in power yet but already on wheel chair ....
Old man pls go and eat you loots and take care oh your health

Probably she showed little or no interest in the beging and boom all of a sudden she starts bombarding your phone and life with love.....
Probably after you bought her heart with gift or nacking....

It depends on what I want to do with it
But I use number one alot

Grace2023:
shut up and go get your facts right before you disgrace your generations here?

Federal troops killed asaba people on thier white and white singing one Nigeria men were separated and the machine guns begin to roll......
If they tell you people to read history you won't